The Overnight Report

Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Friday! For those of you who missed the Live Show last night, especially everyone in California with the big power outage, here's the link to watch the full episode on cbs.

I went looking for Jordan's extended exit interview over on youtube, and while I can't find it yet, I did find her immediate interview:



... and I found this fun one with Julie Chen on Craig Ferguson from early on in the season. Check it out if you missed it the 1st go around. It's a good laugh.

OK.. something to entertain you while I get to building the overnight report. :) Please refresh this post at 6:30am BBT and watch it magically appear before your eyes.

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10:18pm BBT

Feed 1

Rachel & Porsche

(Adam's in the DR)

Porsche: I can't believe we're in final 3.

Rachel: I really can't either.. Together.. Who woulda thunk it? We should've planned this in the beginning of the summer.

Porsche: ...(i can't make it out) Ladies of the Night, and I was like, dammit, we do need to come up with a good name.

Rachel: I told you Ladies of the night wasn't a good name. People are gonna hear that and be like, "are they hookers? What is ladies of the night?"

Porsche: Guys, it means we're cocktail waitresses, ok? That's what it means. We work at night. Not like hookers. Like cocktail waitresses.

Rachel: She likes to work at night... if ya know what I mean.

Porsche: Where are there more call girls? Vegas or Miami?

Rachel: I'm gonna go with...

Porsche: Probably Vegas.. Cuz they hand out little business cards on the side of the road.

Rachel: Well that's probably true.

Porsche: Yes, it is.

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10:27pm

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Rachel & Porsche

Rachel: It was awesome.. Yeah, when Porsche nominated me? Duh.. Cuz we knew that it was gonna be awesome.. When I nominated her? Obviously I knew I was the tiebreaker.

Porsche: Duh.. I just had to get everyone else to try to believe me.. the newbie..

Rachel: We had to fool all you dumb newbies..

Porsche: Hey, I'm a newbie.

Rachel: Yeah, but you're obviously part of the plan.

Porsche: I'm an old soul.

Rachel: Yeah, you're part of the plan... (pause for cards chatter) I mean, technically, you could say that we did plan it the whole summer.. just because we didn't execute it the entire summer..

Porsche: mm hmm

Rachel: ...doesn't mean it wasn't planned the whole summer.

Porsche: yup. This is true.

Rachel: And technically, we did make a deal in the beginning of the summer to keep each others backs.

Porsche: Yup. And they're gonna be like, "You guys really played us. What?!"

Rachel: Played you ALL.. Guess what?

Porsche: Played you all.. and you were fooled..

Rachel: ..fooled..

Porsche: By our good looks and charm..

And we move into the serious...

Rachel: Do you really think that if you voted for Brendon, that Jeff and Jordan still wouldn't have?

Porsche: mm hmm

Rachel: That's s f'd up. And earlier today, Adam was like, "Yeah, Jeff probably wouldn't have take the veto right in front of Jordan," and Jordan was like, "Yeah, probably not."

**Rach, honey, get over it. Brendon's ouster was the best thing that happened to you in this game. It allowed you to finally play the game your way... and even figure out just what that meant... and clearly, your way is better.

Rachel: Hmm. Double f'd up.

Porsche: Oh that they kind of admitted it to you?

Rachel: Yeah.

Porsche: Oh and when he was doing the order too.. He was like, "If I would've taken the money, Jeff would've take the.."

Rachel: Jeff would've taken the..

Porsche: ..the trip.

Rachel: The trip and not the Veto.. And I'm like..

Porsche: Well, yeah, cuz he wasn't tryin' to save Brendon.

Rachel: Exactly.

Porsche: Sorry sista..

Rachel: Yeah.. I wrote a blog about it.. how our alliance turned on us.. and acted like they were America's Sweethearts..

Porsche: Well, they needed you too. You were a prime player to have on their side.. That's why, when you were saying you were gonna be with Dani and me and stuff? I was like, "Is this really happening? This is kinda awesome!"

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10:36pm

Quad

Rachel & Porsche

Rachel's thoughts on Jeff and how his actions ended up doing him in..

Porsche: Yeah, you were the other strong person in the alliance though..

Rachel: It was me and him.. and I was always a bigger target.. so he needed to keep me.. but then in the end, Jeff ended up being a bigger target, because he won that HoH and got Daniele out..

Porsche: mm hmm

Rachel: But.. he wouldn't have been the bigger target, if he wouldn't have thrown that veto and kept Brendon.. So he is the one that.. He wanted to get greedy and try to f**k over Brendon.. and then he ends up getting f'd over in the end. So..

Porsche: By me and Kalia.. the first 2 he put on the block.

Rachel: But Kalia knew it was coming.. cuz she put Jeff on the block.

Porsche: Yeah.

Rachel: And me.. But the target was to get me out..

Porsche: That's what they said, but it was for either one.

Rachel: Really?

Porsche: mm hmm.

Talk turns to Kalia's Lawon debacle..

Rachel: At the time, I thought that Jeff and Jordan were 2 votes for me.. but they were never my guaranteed votes ever.

**OK.. I think I get it now. I'm a little slow on the uptake this morning, but since all solo conversations from this point forward are really about "Take me to final 3.. I don't have the votes to beat you," this whole thing makes sense...

10:38pm - Adam emerges from the Diary Room and does his nightly Fara shout out, which actually, Rachel initiates... Cute. :)

Porsche: Woah.. I thought you went on a spa day vacation.

Rachel: I know.. What were you doin' in there?

Adam: What time is it?

Rachel: 10:30

Porsche: 10:40

Adam: Sh*t! How long was I in there?!

Rachel: Love you Fara!

Porsche: Love you Fara!

Adam: Love you Fara! Miss you! Final 3!

Porsche/Rachel: Final 3!!

Adam: Sorry I didn't do better against The Warrior and The Machine over here, but...

Rachel: Awwww

Porsche: Is that our names? I like it.

Adam: I did my best.. I did my best.

Porsche: I like our names.

Rachel: Me too.

Porsche: Why am I the machine?

Adam: Cuz you're the Miami Sound Machine.

Rachel: Why am I The Warrior?

Adam: Cuz you are a warrior..

Rachel: hahahaha! Thanks.

Adam: You battle.. Your back's against the wall, and you seem to..

Rachel: Battle it out..

Adam: You seem to rise up.. to the top.

Rachel: I save myself!

**Not Brendon. You. You save yourself. Dare I wax poetic and say you've even healed yourself and found yourself?

Adam: I was in there for like an hour..

Rachel: What is it, eviction/hoh?

Adam: Eviction, HoH..

Porsche: Life...

Adam: And.. we're probably not gettin' out til the morning, if at all.

Rachel: I figured that..

Porsche: I mean, there's a pool back there.. Be honest.

Rachel: Adam, did they say anything about booze? Or the next part of the HoH?

***note the order of priorities. ha!

Back to cards...

Rachel: Rummy or gin?

Adam: Whatever your girls want.. You're probably gonna get called next though..

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11:01pm BBT

QUAD

Adam: It's just so strange..

Rachel: What? To be in the final 3?

Adam: To be in the final 3.. and that this whole experience is almost over..

Rachel: mm hmm.. it's gonna be crazy.. 1st of all, walking out that door on Thursday? I cannot even imagine.

***They still don't know the time frame.

Adam: Seein' people..

Rachel: Seriously

Adam: Startin' life over again.. Seein' everybody else and just knowing that this.. Just wondering how like Dominic, Cassi, Lawon.. Like, if they appreciated my game? How we were all the newbies and we said, hey, let's stick together, and then basically didn't..

Rachel: Yeah, but you didn't ever turn on them.

Adam: Well, I turned on Kalia and.. who else?

He turns to consult the memory wall..

Rachel: When? In the end?

Adam: Yeah. Even a little bit at the beginning when the whole thing came down..

Rachel: But you voted to keep Keith the 1st week.

Adam: Yes.

Rachel: So technically you never turned.

Adam: I voted to keep him, but then when I realized that we had some ship jumpers..

Rachel: Did you guys know who your ship jumpers were?

Adam: No. Not at first. And honestly, I thought it was Dominic and Cassi.

Rachel: That's so funny.. Why would they wanna ever work with us?

Adam: Well, because that was it.. They didn't.. and we knew somebody did... And then I eventually figured it out.

Rachel: Shelly and Kalia.

Adam: Oh, I figured out Shelly pretty early..

Rachel: Really?

Adam: But I was ok with that.

Rachel: You were?

Adam: Because then I figured out I was already bein' recruited by you guys.

Rachel: Yeah..

Adam: And.. But I still wasn't sure who the 2nd one was.. and then I figured out it was Kalia.

Rachel: Yeah.. Kalia.. She's so weird, because..

**Because she was, to her knowledge, the 1st to jump ship on the Newbies, and then made her whole game into being about the newbies? Traitor's remorse?

Adam: I told you.. that was her game.. my perception was.. she went to you guys and said, "Everybody loves Lawon."

Rachel: Right.

Adam: "I want a Golden Key. If you put me up, please keep me."

Rachel: mm hmm

Adam: As soon as you guys did not replace the nominations with me and Dominic..

Rachel: She jumped ship.

Adam: She went right to Daniele..

Rachel: mm hmm

Adam: And she was even campaigning to get me out... over Dominic..

Rachel: mm hmm

Adam: And.. I didn't realize how close I actually was to leavin'.. I thought it was a no brainer. I thought I was safe and secure.

Rachel: Wait. When?

Adam: Week 3.

Rachel: I don't think you were close to leaving.

Adam: Apparently I was.

Rachel: Who said that? Listen, I was HoH and Brendon won the Veto that week..

Adam: Right.

Rachel: And if it had come down to after the veto meeting..

Adam: That's what I'm saying.. After the veto meeting.. Because Dani was working on keeping Dominic..

Rachel: Right..

Adam: Cuz Dani already had Kalia..

Rachel: oh yeah..

Adam: There were 8 votes that week.. Cuz it came down 7 to 1.. You couldn't vote, so I had Brendon, Jeff, Jordan..

Rachel: oh yeah...

Adam recounts how close he was to leaving week 3...

Adam: That's when the mutiny started with Dani..

After a bit of Kalia bashing, it's time to turn on the sunshine pump...

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11:25pm BBT

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Adam & Rachel

Adam: That's what I said.. That's the biggest regret I made this entire game was.. Turn my back on you two..

Rachel: Aww

Adam: That had my back the entire game.. and even though you and I, we talked about it, we never saw eye to eye because we were both intimidated by each other..

Rachel: Well, I just thought that you didn't ever talk game to me, so obviously.. he's not with me..

Adam: If you're not talking game with me..

Rachel: Yeah..

Adam: ... but again, I was talking to you through Jeff and Jordan.. because I felt closer with them.

Rachel: And I understood that. Jeff would've won this whole game too..

Adam: Yeah.. and I wouldn't have minded writing a check to Jeff. He wasn't going behind people's backs trying to manipulate. He was in your face.. and that's why I respected them.. That's why I rolled with them.. I even told them,, well, loet me use her as a pawn..

Rachel: haha

Adam: Because again, I was still tryin to make sure.. I wasn't tryina play the fence.. I was still on your side, but I wanted them to think I was still cool with them..

Rachel: Yeah.

OK.. he's now talking about a hypothetical HoH win that didn't happen, so I'm moving on.. We'll rejoin them when Rachel gets called to the DR and Porsche and Adam have some one on one time..

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11:30pm

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Porsche & Adam

Regarding the matter of Jordan.. and then on to Adam's thoughts about Final 2...

Adam: She did feel bad not giving you the vote, but...

Porsche: Kinda like she felt it didn't matter.. Just like campaigning to me didn't matter..

Adam: Right, but.. Well, honestly, I think..

Porsche: I had to make the best decision for me, and I knew you were really close to her...

Adam: Right.

Porsche: ..and you probably would've taken her to final 2..

Adam: And it was a good move, because you wanna play.. To be the best, you should beat the best.

Porsche: And you always said that too. And I thought about that.. but I was like, well, and even then, I was like, I know I could've beaten Jordan in that, but like, that doesn't guarantee that if you had beaten me in the... you had beaten Jordan in the next thing.. and then you had beaten me in the 3rd, you probably would've still taken Jordan.

Adam: Right.

Porsche: Because she's.. super cute. I can't guarantee it.

Adam: And honestly.. I've said this a long time ago.. that if I ever got to the final 3, whoever won the 2nd part.. like, whoever won the other one, I'd be more leaning towards taking, but at this point, who knows.

Porsche: I know.

Adam: At this point, it's allll f*ckin' crazy.

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11:49pm

Adam & Porsche

Rachel's still in the Diary Room. Let's move on to the Final 2 pleas..

Adam: Maybe we can get into a fight with Rachel and have her punch one of us. Then she'll self... get kicked out.. and..

Porsche: hahaha

Adam: That's the only thing that sucks.. Even if one of us take her, she's got a vote.. and if she takes one of us, that's a vote we're not getting for sure.. But..

Porsche: It would've been the same with Jordan.

Adam: Right.

Porsche: I just don't know.. I already ran through a bunch of scenarios..

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1:20am BBT

QUAD

While Adam studies the memory wall, Porsche & Rachel talk in the bathroom..

Porsche: The physical part of the season is over.

Rachel: Yes! Well, I don't know.. cuz that skill is sometimes a little bit physical. The last one?

Porsche: (whisper) He's like, "it's gonna be mash ups.." Gahh..

Rachel: We don't know..

Porsche: We don't know, but if they've been doing it every year..

Rachel: Yeah. I don't know..

Porsche: That would be the bomb diggety if that skill was something physical.. I think I'm gonna study the faces before I go to sleep tonight too.. burn em into my brain. Whenever I saw it on tv, I was like, it's obvious who these people are.. and I don't get tripped up under pressure.

Talk turns to the endurance comp...

Porsche: Gah, I can't believe I looked like so ill..

Rachel: Who said that?

Porsche: Everyone.

Rachel: I didn't realize you were that like.. I heard you kind of making a noise, and I was like, I wonder what she's doing.

Porsche: Well.. yeah..

Rachel: I didn't realize you were about to gag..

Porsche: (low) A couple times.

Rachel: huh?

Porsche: I looked like a couple time..

Rachel: When it was spinning around?

Porsche: mm hmm.. Cuz I was like, if I puke, at least it looks like I really tried really hard.

Rachel: Well, that's true.

Porsche: But then I started to think about it more, and I started to like make myself worse..

Rachel: But why would you wanna throw up?

Porsche: Cuz then I look like a badass!

Rachel: But then you have to jump into it.

Porsche: Well, that's why I was like wait, what am I doing to myself?? I'm making myself nauseous..

Rachel: And then you have to jump into throw up.. And I would've had to ride around in it..

Porsche: I was like, am I not hardcore if I don't puke?

Rachel: Can you imagine having someone else throw up on you? Gross.. I would've killed you.

Porsche: hahaha!

Rachel: Thank you for not throwing up, cuz I would've been not happy.

Porsche: I'm not that good at Carnival rides.. What can I tell ya? I weighed the pros and cons on that one, and I was like, even if I do yack, I'm gonna have to move my arms, and then I'm gonna fall, so what's the point? Lemme just get down. And then when I started thinking about getting down, I realized my arms were numb..

Rachel: mm

Porsche: And you just bounced off like a little bunny all, "oh yay! that was fun!"

Rachel: hehe

Porsche: And I'm like, who is this person??

Rachel: haha

Porsche: Then I'm like, well, thank God she's good at endurance. I knew she would be.

Rachel: Good person to have around..

Porsche: Yeah.

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1:34am BBT

While Porsche takes her turn studying the memory wall, in case part 2 is the morph, Adam and Rachel are playing with their stuffed toys...

Adam: ok.. so other than the fact that you made final 3, how much better is this season than last season?

***SO much! Oh.. wait.. you weren't asking me.

Rachel: Oh, seriously, it's way better.. Like, the people.. The people are better.. My.. everyone doesn't hate me in the house.. I think.. The competitions are more fun.. I think I've just had a better overall season. You know? But mostly, everyone doesn't hate me.. which makes it an enjoyable experience, instead of a crazy, stressful, I hate my life experience. Ya know?

Adam: I hear ya.. Which is good.. because I know that was your one big regret from last year.

Rachel: Yeah.

Adam: That you could not have fun.

Rachel: I never had fun, ever. I don't think I laughed last summer.. I met Brendon and that was awesome, but besides that, I was so stressed out the entire time..

Porsche enters.

Porsche: So.. I was around the house, looking for the other cast mates, and then I realized, there are none.

Adam: We're all here.

Rachel: The clown, benz..

Porsche: Tequila!

They have all their stuffed toys say goodnight to each other, then Porsche cuts the light..

Porsche: It's gonna be super duper quiet in here..

Adam: Thank God. Some of these people..

Porsche: Like, they have their own debriefing.. This is ours.

Rachel: I've been debriefing ever since Shelly left, I'm not gonna lie.

Adam: If that's even her name.

And this concludes the Overnight Report. Happy Friday, BB Lovers! :0)

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