The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovelies! Happy Friday!☺ Welcome to Spencer's 1st HoH!
♫There's got to be a morning after..
Fare thee well, ladies.. We'll see you in the jury house footage, which is sure to be more plentiful now..
Even though you're gone, this game is far from over.. Actually, not that far.. 12 more days to be exact.
As we rejoin our final 5 at midnight, they are all gathered in the living room, waiting to see what their punishments/rewards will be for not winning HoH. I'll cut to the chase:
- GM and McCrae will be tied together for 24 hours.
- Judd has an exercise Drill Sergeant for 24 hours.
- Andy has a chance at $5,000
Chatter and Origami
GM: When is Sept 11?
Andy: Wednesday.. What if we just have the most offensive party for September 11th? Just like get totally fall down drunk..
**Ladies and Gentlemen, your final 5
GM: Well, I'm glad to be the final female with you fine gentlemen.
Andy: Who do you think will be the most bitter juror?
Judd: Helen I don't have no idea, cuz I wasn't here.
Andy: You were in the jury house with Jessie, right? And for 2 weeks with my angel.. We should make friendship bracelets, and you should be a total bitch and not make one for one of us.. Like, Sorry, McCrae, there wasn't enough left.
Judd: It is not a pterodactyl. It's a swan.
GM: I wish I could do them, but the directions are so odd.. they're like in Chinese.
Judd: What's a kikada?
Andy: A cicada? A cicada is an animal that burrows under ground for like 17 years..
GM: And they came to Long Island this summer..
Andy: When I was a kid they came, and there's this pic of me with them all over my shorts.. I thought it was so cool.
Judd: Ok.. McCrae needs his letter.
Andy: Who do you think it'll be from?
McCrae: My mom.
Judd: I can't wait to hear it.
McCrae: I'm gonna break down crying again.. I'm such a pussy.
Andy: Someone left that you really cared about. If it had been a regular night, I feel like I would've cried a lot.. I for the 1st time was lik,e super cunty when I voted.. I was like, I ecstatically vote to evict Elissa.
GM: ♫Ding Dong the witch is dead.
Judd: She made it farther than Rachel and Brendon..
Andy: She got 6th place.
Judd: I'm glad she's gone. This is a group of real people.
GM: Did Amanda watch the show?
Andy: I thought I was a fan til I met the 2 of you..
McCrae: Any time you find a BB fan, it's like, ok, this is a good person, this is a cool person.
Andy: My high school Spanish Teach, Mr Scharm is a big fan.. Best teacher I ever had.
Judd: I'm sleepy.
Andy: Me too.
GM: How was the bed last night, McCrae?
Andy: Just imagine watching the show.. put yourself in the position of our friends and family.. I'm nervous even when I don't know the people.
Judd: That was a fun comp.
Andy: I was irritated that I wasn't better at it though.
They rehash all 3 comps from tonight.. McCrae jokes that his HoH basket has arrived..
Andy: I hope none of us are Have Nots..
McCrae: I hope he doesn't give it to me, so I can't have anything from my HoH basket.
Andy: This floater's in the final 5, zingbot. Go f*ck yourself.
GM: Would it be un-unique if I paint my duck blue?
Spencer comes in..
Andy: What's goin' on? Have they ever done this before?
McCrae: I don't know.
Judd: Has it ever been like this? Where if you don't win HoH, you're screwed?
Spencer goes to the bathroom.
BB: Spencer, please go to the Diary Room.
GM: Maybe they'll put me in a rat costume.
Judd: I'm sure I'll get confinement for 9 days.
Andy: For 9 days.. You get evicted and have to sit in there and just wait.
Judd: They're ready for you Spencer. Should we be nervous?
GM: It's gonna be a f'in Have Not..
Andy: Do you feel like we'll still do the morph, or was this the equivalent of that?
Judd: Nobody shaved their head last year.. Frank got the carrot costume though.
12:26am -- Fishies.
12:35am -- Still fishies..
Judd: Since when do we get punished just for not winning HoH??
Spencer: GM, can I talk to you, before ya'll get linked up?
Spencer pulls GM into the Cockpit
Spencer: I'm sorry, girl. I didn't want Judd to try to make any deals with McCrae.
GM: It's ok.. I'm gonna be excluded from everything..
Spencer: I'm gonna put you up, but it doesn't make a f*ck.. If McCrae wins it, Judd'll go home. You've put me up twice, I thought I could use that.
GM: He's gonna be there talking with you.. That's so weird.
Spencer: You know you're safe. If he comes off, and Judd goes up, Andy and McCrae will keep you.
Spencer: You know I gotta nominate him and one of ya'll. It does not matter at all.
GM: I just don't wanna go out over him.
Spencer: You wont. Andy and McCrae would rather have Judd out than you.
GM: F*ck, I really wanted some f'in money.
Spencer: I knew it wasn't guaranteed money.. He might win like a dollar. I don't want you mad at me.
GM: I'm not.. I just feel like I'm the only girl, and he's the dirtiest person.
Spencer: I just feel like Judd would try to make some kind of deal with McCrae.. Judd's a little shady. Just know, it's either gonna be you or Judd that goes up, and nobody's goin' home. McCre's going home.
McCrae reads his letter..
McCrae: Fuck this.. I'm already gonna start cryin..
McCrae is too choked up. He does not read the letter aloud. In his basket, he got socks, gushers, a hat, pops, hackey sacks, beer. a long sleeve tie dye that his ex girlfriend made him..
A whistle blows..
VOICE: C'mon girl! Give me 50 jumping jacks.
Every time Judd hears the voice, he must get up and follow the command. This is a part of the punishments Spencer had to dole out. Jumping Jacks for Judd, Tied together for GM and McCrae,
Spencer and Andy
Spencer: I didn't want Judd gettin' tied to McCrae..
Judd: I'm pissed. Since when do we get punished for not winning HoH.
Spencer: You wont even have to exercise now.. He'll have you doing pushups, jumping jacks..
Andy: Thanks, girl.
GM: I'm gonna take a shower..
Judd: you think it'll go throughout the whole house whenever I have to exercise?
McCrae: Probably.. It did for Amanda's tanning..
GM: Could be worse! You could be a have not!
Spencer: I know GM doesn't digest slop very well..
Judd: I'm SOoo glad Amanda's gone.
Spencer: And can you believe that bitch is gone? I mean, the whole house is different.
Judd: I bet we'll get more alcohol now too..
Andy: Because of Elissa?
Spencer: We finally get to know McCrae without McCranda..
Judd: He's worried.
Andy: I feel like I've already slipped up a couple times.. Amanda's gonna be pissed at me.
Judd: if you do slip, what's gonna happen.. She was real pissed.
Spencer: F8ck her.
Spencer: i don't even get to do pickin players for the veto comp.. just alright mother f*ckers, get your shoes on.
Judd: Picking is always stressful.
Spencer: Next week..
Andy: PoV is all that matters.
Judd: Hopefully it's just us 3.. and GM. September 5th 2013 is my best day ever. Even if I got this stupid punishment.
Spencer: Technically, it's the 6th now. I wish I'd gotten 2 money things. I feel like I broke GM's heart.
Andy: It could be one of those things where I win like $2 though.. It has the potential of 5,000.
Spencer: If you wanna downplay it, just say you won $2. GM's a sweet girl, but you've got a job.. I don't know what her financial situation is.. I'm gonna tell her in the veto to just go for prizes.
Judd: She never said anything about money. Just that she wants a trip for her parents.
Spencer: I want the rest of us to take punishments though.
Andy: Since you just did this, I don't think it'll be that one..
Mc/GM: Who wants to see our friendship bracelets?
McCrae and GM are tied together for 24 hours..
Andy: We were saying I could easily win $2 like Lane did one season..
McCrae: I bet it'll be one of those booths you go in that shoot money all around. (gets letter) I'm gonna cry again..
Andy: We all know how much you miss Elissa..
Judd: Unless her and Chima are out having cocktails right now.
Spencer: We could day drink tomorrow, if I get some beer.
GM: Guess who's coming to our Dance Party tomorrow, Andy?
Andy: I was enraged when Good Vibrations came on and I was mid-poop.
GM: Do you have any special routine I need to be aware of?
They discuss logistics of showering whilst tied together.
McCrae: i poop a lot.
Andy: You do!
McCrae: I wont bring my book in, so I'll make it quick..
GM: What do we have nominations tomorrow? Just me doing my makeup..
McCrae: I'll just read..
GM: So we're goin' down in history, huh McCrae?
Spencer: I wonder if they'll cut you free at midnight tomorrow?
GM: That's what they said.
They wonder when Spencer will get his HoH Room, and what sort of music he'll get.
Gm: This smells..
McCrae; it does..
Gm: Like turpentine..
BB: That's what.. she said.
Gm and McCrae go to the Rainbow Room for a moment, giving Andy an opportunity to whisper his gratitude to Spencer.
Talk turns to Julie Chen and her husband, Les Moonves.
Andy: Now that everyone involved in the BBQ vote is gne, we can tell you, Jessie got the sympathy vote. We thought yours was very funny.
GM: I'm Rosie from New Jersey.. Did she wanna be me or what?
Andy: Oh my god.. I f'in hate her.
McCrae: Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Spencer: Dude, I hope it's Elizabeth Shue comes to host it.
McCrae: You're gonna get Elizabeth Shue in Pandora's Box.
Spencer: I'd like to see Elizabeth Shue's box.
Andy: You're about to see Marylin!
Spencer: I know. My heart's in the right place. My dick just isn't.
**An image I really don't need.
A lull falls over the room..
Andy: GM, when did you start watching BB?
Andy: Have you watched every season since?
GM: I watched about every other season. (paraphrasing)
Andy: I remember taping it on VHS tapes..
Spencer: People who I've gotten to watch it and keep watching it, get hooked.. It takes about 3 weeks.
They guess what they would've been in the high school cliques season.
Andy: Jessie would've been an Off beat and been pissed! What would Judd be? He's hard to classify..
Spencer: I bet in his high school he would've been popular, but
Andy: Howard would've been an athlete. Where would my sweet angel Candice have been?
GM: Dead. Where's your crown, bitch? Oh, I forgot, you never won an HoH..
Andy: Do you think AManda will be surprised to see Elissa right behind her?
GM: My thing wasn't too harsh was it? Get to steppin? I just didn't know what to say..\
Spencer: Oh, McCrae, thank you for getting Elissa out of here.
GM: Oh my God... I will not miss her laugh.
Andy: I feel like she'd walk into a room and my heart would sink. Did you hear me be a total c*nt to Elissa? I walked over to GM and I was like, don't worry girl, you're not going anywhere. Hahaha
Spencer: I got so tired of hearing her quote her f'ing sister. WTF is up with that? Bitch be crazy.
They expand the Elissa bashing to include Rachel..
Andy: I was like, it doesn't make sense to vote out Elissa. She's a vote on our side every eweek..
GM: I just knew she was gonna get it every week, and I wanted it to be a fair shot for everybody.
Spencer: Can you imagine walkin' in there and seeing that.
GM: ..and I'm not gonna kiss anyone's ass, that's why when Aaryn won HoH, I was like, shut up Elissa... and everyone was up her ass.. When we had to stop the game? I don't care if we had to stop the game for 5 hours, as long as it's fair..
Andy: That's the thing though.. Everyone knew you were the coolest out of your group. That's why you're still here. Nick sat me down and said he was going after Helen and Elissa, and I was like, well who's next, cuz I was always with them.
GM: The reason I said he was never coming after you was because he never talked game in front of me.. cuz he never wanted to talk in front of Jessie.. And the whole thing with the hat thing happened with Candice.. and then the flipping of the bed.. and I was always still cool with Helen though.
McCrae: Thing is, if Nick had stayed, the Moving Company would have kept going and it would be me, Nick, Jeremy, Howard and Spencer sitting here right now.
Spencer: I think if Nick had lightened up a little bit..
Andy: he was so cut off from everybody.
GM: When he started to campaign, I was like, listen, everybody's asking me what's the deal with you. I go, Nick, you gotta start talkin to these people!
Andy: His one saving grace was you. But still, ehe was just so shady.
GM: I know..
GM: He's a f'in rocket brain surgeon.. If you just tell people what to think, then they wont think with their own minds what you are.
Spencer: It's not like if he said he was a pro roller blader that woulda put a target on him.
GM: I tried my hardest to keep him here.. I knew people better than he did..
GM: We all think you're a f'in cool cat.. and now that you're not stuck to Amanda, we can actually have a conversation with you. You being so connected with her, we could never get you aside and have some guy time.. Like you needed to separate a little..
McCrae: Part of it was game on my part.. like if I hang back, I'm the nice guy.
GM: She came upstairs and said, I was never coming after you. I'm like, you were never HoH.. I tried to explain, you guys were a team, I'm playing by myself.. She just wouldn't hear it.
McCrae: You were right..
GM: He's playing by himself, he's playing by himself.. Every man for himself..
McCrae: You did the right thing, especially going into this week.
GM: I think you're more beneficial without her here.. I think you deserve it more.
Spencer: I think Amanda played a fantastic game.
McCrae: i do too. Way better than me. If I was watching from home, she would be my favorite. She was like Evel Dick without a filter.. or without an idea about game..
Andy: I think you and Amanda had a very similar dynamic to Helen and I..
McCrae: I was reason, she was emotion.
GM: But you also had to control her, cuz she was crazy.
McCrae; THis last, when she went off on Elissa.. The thing is like, when she came out of DR, she was not smiling.. I was like, I am not gonna jump into this fight.
GM: She was such a f'in bitch..
McCrae: I would defend her if I knew she was the one.. The bubby stuff, I was like, I don't care, because if anything weird happens, she'll be a bigger target than me.
GM: (says lots of words)
McCrae: I thought she was a really good game player.
GM: (see above)
Still waiting on the HoH Reveal.. McCrae needs something to drink. Tied to him, GM goes with. Judd's still in the DR.
McCrae: 2 nights ago, in the middle of the night, Amanda was like, didn't Janelle have a fake engagement ring? Cuz I thought I remembered Elissa saying she had fake stuff, so she wouldn't get robbed in Toronto. She tried to set you up.. But no..
Andy: I can't wait to wake up tomorrow morning and just be like, F*ck Elissa! DR told me this was the 1st time they saw me fiery. Cuz I was just like, Elissa.. WTF were you thinking?
McCrae: Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Andy: It's ladies night every night at the jury house now.. an all female jury so far.
Judd emerges from the DR.
BB: Spencer, please come to the Diary Room.
GM: (mocks Elissa) I'm a lady, Andy. I don't fart.. or even toot.. I turn the water on so no one can hear me have the Hershey Squirts. oh, my hip.. (BURRRRP) Well, that was a rumble in the jungle.
Spencer: (off camera) Do I hold the key, or wear it around my neck?
Spencer: Who wants to see my HoH Room???!?!?!?
Spencer: I got Murdoch and Miss Marylin!! Here's me without a beard.
Andy: Is that Marylin?
Spencer: Yeah.. that's at a Tom Petty concert.
Judd: That's kinda exactly what I pictured her to look like.
GM: I can't believe the beard dude.
Spencer Reads his letter from Marilyn.. Here's an excerpt..
I'm so proud of you. I get so giddy thinking about you following your dream. You can do anything.. Murdoch is doing well. He has completely taken over the bed. Murdoch misses you like crazy. I miss you so much.. Love always, Marylin. xoxoxox
Spencer: I got Nirvana Nevermind.. which is badass. I got some of this pussy ass organic tea. Chips Ahoy! Frosted Miniwheats. Gummy Bears. Fruit chews. 3 new shirts. Sandwich meat, some f'in yogurt, microwaveable bacon, chocolate cake, ooooh.. some extra cold bud lights in here too. Other kinda meats n cheeses and shit.
Judd: You got the low down.. Everything Elissa would hate.
VOICE: Give me 10 sit ups, little girl.
Spencer: I'm a pretty handsome dude without all this fur on my face. I'm glad you guys get to see this, because this is how I usually look.
Chatter about the Nirvana cd he got.. ♫goin' to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches..
Judd: How stoked are you?
Spencer: Man.. I'm f'in stoked.
Judd: And you wont be on the block.. Record breaker..
McCrae: Your brother reminds me of David Beckham, like before he was David Beckham.. Chuck's a DA?
Spencer: Check's a good guy, dude.. He don't f*ck around.. He's a planner..
McCrae: Grant's also really hot.
Andy; I whispered that to McCrae.
McCrae: Whatever. I thought it too.
Spencer tells everyone they're free to go and not worry he'll think anything about it.. No one leaves..
Judd: OMG.. What a wild day.. Awesome.. but wild. How's it feel to be HoH?
Spencer: Awesome, man.
Talk turns to ELissa's HoH, how awful her basket was, how none of her pics looked like her, more about her son.. and how no one ever came up to her HoH. At Spencer's mention of the child, we get fish.
GM and McCrae are seeing how to manage the linkage in terms of showering.. and bathroom usage.
GM: At least I washed my hair yesterday, so I don't have to wash it til Saturday. Girls hair tend to look better dirty. Your hair's good.. Amanda's not here so poof that shit out.
GM gets in the shower. McCrae has a seat outside, and waves to the other guys.. Then talks about his letter and family.
McCrae: I'm such a puss.. whenever I hear about my mom n dad being proud of me.. My sister's going to university.. I'm like the shitbag of the house delivering pizzas..
GM: I'm almost done.
McCrae: oh no worries, GM. Take your time.
McCrae re reads his letter while GM showers.. Spencer reveals more of his fridge food.. Brie with Foie Gras? A couple containers of Hummus.. GM finishes in under 3 minutes.
Judd: I'm glad we got the double over with..
Spencer: Can you imagine staring that down for a week?
Judd: With Elissa on the block?
McCrae's listening to Nirvana. GM snuggles in the HoH bed..
GM: We're gonna have a good day.. I think it'll go by pretty quick tomorrow. Plus McCrae's cool, so we're good.
Voice: Gimme 25 squats, butthead!
Judd: (naked in the shower) Y'all are nuts!
He does the squats..
Cam 1 and 2
BB: Ginamarie, please go to the Diary Room.
McCrae and GM leave HoH to go to the DR. Andy and Spencer remain.
Andy: I'm so happy for you. I was sitting outside the door, and I heard the ruling of how you got the extra time, and I was like, yeah!! (fishies) Worst case scenario, if McCrae wins the Veto, which exterminator do you want to go? I'm torn..
Spencer: I would say GM, because it would make the boys alliance look strong to McCrae. I'm gonna put him up, obviously.. I almost want to tell McCrae..
Andy: If McCrae doesn't win the veto, I almost want to sit him down and be like, listen..
3:11am Judd returns to HoH.
Andy: Gentlemen, we have 1 veto in front of us, for having a perfect record as Exterminators.
Spencer: What do you think of this? If McCrae doesn't win the Veto, just tell him, we're the Exterminators..
Judd: They did it with..
Andy: Britney.. and Keesha..
Judd: They were super upset. I like the guy.
Andy/Spencer: me too.
Judd: Amanda was just so f'in arrogant.. She was most of the reason I went home..
Andy: Your demise was mostly at the hands of Amanda and Helen.
Judd: I don't think I wouldn've been on Helen's radar..
Andy: you were.
Spencer: Holy smokes, guys, they have hooked me up. (his basket)
Judd: You got good pictures too.
Cam 1 and 2
Spencer: Can y'all even believe what we've pulled off?
Andy: I can.
Spencer: Dude, our rehearsing what to do in different scenarios really paid off. GM pulled McCrae immediately..
Judd: Did he say anything else to you about it?
Andy: No, he totally believed me. hehe. I Candiced Elissa. No, I Spencered Elissa.. She was totally telling the truth.
Spencer: Her ass would still have been in the house.
Andy: She totally would've put me up. I'm imagining an alternate universe where I went with them.. It would've been you, me, McCrae, Amanda, Elissa.. and.. You don't think they can hear us, do you?
Spencer: No.. and after veto, it don't make a f*ck. It could've been a major issue.. Think about if they had one more vote.
Andy: This game is all about timing.. Everyone wanted to get Amanda out, and I was just like, it's not time.. (til now) My goodbye to Amanda was you yourself say all the time that this is not personal, it's a game. Boom.
Spencer: Episode 500, and this was the most exciting one all season.
**left eyebrows, up.
Drill Sergeant: Hey Maggot! Give me 25 lunges!
Judd: What's a lunge?
**spencer shows him.
Drill Sergeant: You are a pitiful excuse for a houseguest.
DS: Give me 10 Situps, little girl!
Judd: This is outrageous.
DS: Stop whining!
Spencer: Andy, I want you to get all 5,000 dollars. And if you do, tell GM you got 20.
Andy: I thought I had that HoH... I was like, Facial recognition, a puzzle, got it. And then I was out first.
Spencer: You did terrible. No offense.
Andy: None taken. It's true.
Judd: I think McCrae knows he's going up.. He said he had threatened you or somethin' before?
Andy: He told Spencer he didn't have his vote..
Spencer: And he had lied to me about the vote.. Saying it would be 3 to 1..
Judd: He lied to me about the vote too. How's it feel to get played, brother?
Andy; He thinks he's really good at this game.
Spencer: Thank God.. We got the 2 bitches in 1 night.. and McCrae put up the only person in the house who had his back. Full extermination..
Self congratulation continues..
Andy: Just watch, America hates The Exterminators, and loved Amanda and Elissa.
Chatter continues up in the HoH, but I'm not gonna get a better punchline on the evening.. And this concludes the Overnight Report.
McCrae reads his letter from home aloud..