The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Tuesday to you!
Or Good evening.. Depending upon which side you're coming into this on.. I'm hitting publish on this post at 1:20am, due to something HUGE that just happened between Elissa and Amanda.
If you want to quickly cut to the chase, click where it says 'Read More" then Scroll down to 12:40am.. and prepare to be shocked. Then at 3:07am, Ginamarie takes racist ugly to a new low, regarding Elissa's son.
I'll be adding more to this post, every 20-30 minutes, until the HGs go to sleep.. Please refresh periodically.
If you appreciate what we do around here, and you'd like to kick in so we can keep on doing it, that would be awesome. :0)
The Overnight Report begins at midnight BB time and continues through bedtime for the hgs.. If you'd like to get caught up on the earlier part of Monday night, as well, please have a look at Michigan Man and Ryder's comments near the end of the previous post. Also, please have a look at this post: DR Conspiracy to Save Amanda?
Now let's dive in and get this overnight started!
Judd, McCrae and Amanda are chatting on 3 and 4.
Andy enters with the following..
Andy: Elissa's in the kitchen talking to nobody.
Amanda: Whenever she gets drunk, she starts taking polls about who's the most immature HG.
Talk turns to alcohol consumption and tolerance.
McCrae: I always feel like I'm the most sober one.
Andy: Oh, I'm rarely the most sober.
Judd: I'm never the most sober one.
McCrae: When I take any drugs, I never want anyone to know..
Amanda: Don't take drugs. That's bad.
McCrae: Like when I take acid..
Spencer: Are you gonna move to Florida with Amanda?
Spencer: you'll have no trouble finding acid in boca.
Andy: Do you want to touch a penis?
Andy: That's how I feel about a vagina.
Spencer: I don't even like touching my own.
Elissa: ...Most giggliest houseguest?
Judd: Let's all say Aaryn. I'm gonna walk through..
Andy: I want to kill her. ( a few moments) Judd just said Aaryn.
Amanda: I have not stopped eating.. and sleeping.. This is the recipe to morbid obesity.
McCrae: We got gipped on food this week.. No pizza. No cookies.
Spencer: Can you imagine moving to another state? With a warden? Wont let you do acid?
Spencer: Acid's not bad for you.
Spencer: Then, I filled my body full of marijuana.. THC..
Amanda: I get uber paranoid, can't breathe..
Spencer: Is GM in the hottub again?
Amanda: How funny was that when Gm pimpslapped that beetle today?
Judd: It was just like a junebug, wazsn't it?
Spencer: No, it was a monster green beetle from hell.
Andy: I have very strong
Amanda: That was supposed to take an hour. Way to ruin the f'in comp, Spencer.
Spencer: If I had known there was onely 1 K, I would've let it stretch out..
Amanda: It wouda been fun if some of the balloons had like BBQ.. Trips.. But you would've found those too.
Spencer: Y'all didn't find the Chevy Equinox? (*kidding)
It whittles down to just Amanda and Spencer..
Judd: Why'd you braid his hair like a girl basketball player>
Amanda: I need to start taking birth control..
Spencer: Yes you do.. Ya'll are gonna be goin' at it like crazy in the jury house.
Amanda: He's a different kind of 24..
Spencer: No he's not.
Amanda: Well, I'm almost 30..
Spencer: 28 is almost 40.
Amanda: omg.. I hate you.
Spencer: how much do you hate me?
Amanda: I don't hate you. You're a pure mirror image of myself..
Spencer: (agrees and adds) What's good about McCrae is he's so much like Marylin.. I think ya'll compliment each other.. I think the biggest struggle will be the distance..
Amanda: He's moving to Florida..
Spencer: He hasn't packed his bags yet.. So let him do drugs.
Talk turns to real estate matters.. I get that glazed look..
Amanda: I think he's afraid of what I'm gonna think after.. He deliver pizza, and I'm pretty successful at what I do.. But, we love each other.
Spencer: It takes more than love though..
Amanda: I was dating a very wealthy guy when I came in.. but there's something to say about growing together.. I am the kind of girl who expects a guy to pay for everything..
Spencer: Love takes a lot of patience and kindness..
Amanda: McCrae!!! I have a question.. If we were to go out to dinner, would you pay?
McCre: i would try..
Spencer: McCrae, a little bit of advice.. If you go out, pay, but if you stay in, she cooks.
Talk turns to what if he wins..
Spencer: You are insane.. You are needy as f*ck..
Amanda: I'm leaving in 2 days.
Spencer: Love is the first step to wantin' each other dead.
Amanda: Not for us. We love each other more each day.
Spencer: I'm not trying to be ugly.. But like.. which one of y'all have health insurance?
Amanda: I have health insurance.. I haven't asked him.. Honey, are you on your parent's health insurance?
McCrae: Thank you, Obama.
Andy: I was on my parent's health insurance til I was 25.
Spencer: Bro, do not get her pregnant. Do not.
Amanda: For how many years?
Spencer: I'm talking 18 months.
Talk turns to MVP..
Judd: Were you MVP?
Amanda: What do you think? Were you MVP?
Amanda: ♫I'm gonna get pregnant, and tag McCrae in my ultrasound pictures..
Judd: ♫I wont have facebook, so find me on twitter.
Andy: You don't have facebook? How do you find your friends?
Judd: I call them.
Amanda: Said the 49 year old man.
Amanda: I am not a bitch. I think I'm actually a very loving, caring person.. My roommate's a bitch.. but I love her.
Andy, Amanda and Spencer talk about people who haven't signed releases, so instead of sending us to fishies, skippy flips the quad up to GM in HoH.
She looks like she's thinking.. It looks like it's painful.
Spencer: All joking aside, I do hope for the very best for you outside of this house..
Amanda: He's gonna open a production company.. and film bar mitzvahs in boca.. (laughs)
McCrae: I bet there's very good money in that.
Talk turns to weddings. All the guys, minus Andy, hate them.
Andy: 2 of my best friends weddings were 2 of the best days of my life.
Spencer: Your life has sucked.
Spencer: I can't wait to see 50 year old Amanda, in about 3 years..
Amanda: F you.
Spencer: ..going Cocks n Balls an..
Elissa: Is Gm down here? Is she still upstairs?
Spencer: She might still be poopin.. I went up there before..
Amanda: I've never met a girl who says, I'm takin' a shit.
Judd: Elissa says that.
Elissa: No I do not.
Spencer: My favorite is when she sneeze farted..
Andy: I still wish we were allowed to have weapons in the house.. Excuse me? You're not going to use the veto on me?
Talk turns to Pulp Fiction.. then..
Amanda: I feel like Quentin Tarantino has looked the same for years.
Spencer: No, he looks like shit. He hasn't aged well.
Too much thinking. GM brings her fist to her nose, in order to prevent her brain from seeping through her nostrils, due to this new and unfamiliar activity..
Amanda and Elissa
Elissa: I want you to stay.
Amanda: Are you serious?
Elissa: I swear to God.
Amanda: Are you serious?
Elissa: I am.. I feel like I trust you and McCrae more than I trust Andy and them. You think you can get Andy? You have to swear to me that you would protect me.
Amanda: oh my God.. I feel like I was dying and you are saving me..
Elissa: Me, you, McCrae, Final 3
Amanda: Yes. Swear to you.
Elissa: over Andy? You guys would take me over him. 100%?
Amanda: You can hold on to anything of mine.
Andy comes in.. Elissa tells him.. His reaction..
Elissa: I swear on my life.. I think we make a better final 4..
Amanda: I would do anything for you.
Elissa: I feel more of a connection with you and McCrae.. I'm not drunk.
Amanda: I swear to you with everything..
Elissa: Do you think Andy will tell?
**Did that really just happen? I could barely type I was so stunned. Make sure to watch it on flashback. Here's the 2 day free feeds trial, if you need it.
Andy; Are you being for real?
Elissa: I trust them more than I do Spencer and GM.. I know she attacked me, but.. I don't feel like there's any loyalty from Spencer or GM.. They would get rid of me and you before final 4.. They'll say I've been a bigger target.. and she's bigger target than us.
Andy: I always play this game where the next week, I wanna have the least amount of people gunning after me..
Elissa: Spencer would go.
**I hadn't even processed that yet.
Andy: I like what you're saying. I'm with you. I'll do what you want to do.
Elissa: The more I think, the more I don't feel it with Spencer and GM. I do feel it with you, AMand and McCrae.
Andy: mm Hii..
Elissa: We can't let him know.
Judd: What's wrong?
Judd: What're ya'll sneakin around about?
Elissa: I'm trying to get him to tell me a ho story.
Andy: Ok.. I'm gonna take a shower.
Elissa: I'm not going to say anything.
Cam 3 and 4
Judd: What's up, McCrae?
Judd: I feel like Elissa's tryin' to talk game..
Andy: She just wanted to talk about what if it's a double elimination..
Judd: Why would she talk to Amanda about that? In case she doesn't go?
McCrae: I don't know
Judd: Is she wantin' to keep Amanda?
Mc: I don't know.
Spencer comes outside.
Cam 1 and 2
Elissa and GM
GM waits for the bathroom to clear, so she can ask Elissa on Spencer's behalf..
Elissa: Oh my gosh..
GM: Eliss, is everything ok?
Elissa: What do you mean?
GM: Just Spencer.. He gets nervous.
BB: Amanda, please go to the DR.
1:06am -- Stretch!
1:12am -- All the HGs are together out back for the moment, so no game talk.. I'm getting the post presentable to publish, and I'll be adding below this point.
Andy tells Spencer and Judd
Andy: She wants to vote you out next.. I'll pretend I'm gonna do it, and it'll be a tie, and I'll frame her. She wants to flip the house and vote you out. McCrae will come after me.. and I'll have to frame Elissa.. so McCrae votes her out immediately.
Spencer: Don't freak me out.
Andy: I will 100% vote to keep you. I will pretend that I voted to keep Amanda and frame Elissa, so McCrae goes after her.
Spencer: What is her thought process..
Andy: You've got your 2 votes right here, and GM will break the tie.
McCrae comes outside.. ending the conversation.
Andy: Where's Amanda?
McCrae: She's in the shower..
Andy gets called to the DR.
Cam 3 and 4
Spencer: Tomorrow's just Tuesday.
McCrae: I know.. We'll be able to sleep in tomorrow.
Judd: Where's all the girls? Upstairs?
McCrae: I have no idea.
Judd: I hope my pepcid kicks in soon.
Spencer: You may have an ulcer.. from stress.
Judd: That's what Elissa was sayin. I felt like I was havin' a freakin' anxiety attack before.
McCrae reaches for a cigarette.. Judd admonishes him, saying he'll blow through them too quickly, like he did. Talk turns to patches and E-Cigs.. Inside, Amanda finishes her shower and returns to the chair room to grab some clothes.
GM comes into the Rainbow Room, searching for clothing.. She apologizes to the sleeping Elissa..
Andy and Amanda
Andy comes into the chair room to lay the bait..
Andy: It's f'ing awesome, but I'm I'm also worried that she's trying to frame me or something.
1 and 2 -- Andy and Amanda in the bathroom on 1 and 2
3 and 4 -- Gm and Spencer in HoH
Gm: I'm not doing this with anyone else.
Spencer: What's that?
Gm: I'm pullin you in as my new partner. you're gonna be my new Nick. We had a system that worked. Are you good with days or not?
Spencer: I'm pretty good with days.
Gm: If you ever need to reference shit, here's how it works..
Andy comes upstairs..
Andy: ELissa wants to flip the house and vote out Spencer..
Gm: Are you f'in serious?
Andy: She wants to vote out Spencer, then Judd and you next.
Gm: Why all the sudden she wants to go on Amanda's side?
Andy: I don't know.. It's Elissa. She could change tomorrow. You can't say anything. I will frame her. You're the tie breaker.
Gm: Why would she do this?
Andy: I feel like this puts me in a shitty position.. no matter what, someone's pissed at me.
GM: I woulda put her up, if I knew I wasn't gonna get her f'in vote.
Andy: She wants the final 4 to be me, her, Amanda, McCrae... That bitch has to go.
Andy: You cannot tip her off that I told you this. They have no idea I'm with you. Hopefully you guys have my back for putting my neck out like this..
**like you had Amanda's back for destroying her game for you last week?
Meanwhile, on camera 1 and 2, Amanda is filling McCrae in on what happened.
Amanda: But Andy went up to HoH as soon as Gm called Spencer.. He seems sketched out about it.
Cam 3 and 4
GM, Spencer and Andy
Gm: Let her give her wedding rings.
Andy: Exactly. She's a f'ing traitor.
Spencer: I know you guys got my back..
GM: She's always saying to me, we could be the last 2 girls here. If Amanda's gunning for Elissa to be on the block so bad, why would Elissa do this?
Andy: Everything is normal. Everything is fine. Don't say anything..
GM: I saw them both come out of the cockpit from the steps. Idiots.
Andy: When everything is said and done, McCrae will think Elissa betrayed her.. and he'll be gunning for her hardcore.
Spencer: I'm gonna be so stressed.
Andy: It could just be an alcohol delusion, and she could change her mind tomorrow. I already told Amanda, this is so exciting, but let's talk about it tomorrow, so I already squashed it for tonight.
Andy leaves. GM brings out the Magic Nick Box..
Andy pumps Amanda full of sunshine.
Amanda: If this works? Oh my God..
Andy: Elissa wants to flip the house on you, me and Ginamarie..
Judd: And Spencer..
Andy: Spencer would be voted out.
Andy: After the 2 to 2 vote, I'm gonna act like I'm shocked.. and McCrae would go after Elissa.. But you can't act weird.
Judd: I've already been acting weird.
Andy: If they get tipped off, they'll know it was me.
Judd: Amanda knows?
Andy: Yea, but McCrae doesn't.. yet. You 100% would nevre vote Spencer out, would you?
Judd: Hell no.
Andy: That's why you can't tip Amanda or McCrae off. I hope this proves where my loyaltyt lies.
Judd: I trust you. I have since I came back in here. Since before I came back in here.
Andy: Elissa's an idiot.
Judd: She's a stupid bitch.
2:03am -- Spencer
Judd: It's just weird to me that she comes out of there and has a whole nother gameplan.
Spencer: She's just unstable.
Judd: Spice things up. It's gonna be a tie, huh.
Andy: And Ginamarie will break it.
Judd: We're solid as hell, right.
Andy: Right.. and this is why this will work. They're not solid at all. Just know.. after the vote, I'm gonna act shocked as hell... which will pit McCrae and Elissa against each other..
Spencer: Aint gonna make a f*ck, cuz I'm winnin;' HoH.
Judd: It's just.. I don't know.. She comes out of there with a whole nother strategy sometimes..
Andy: Out of DR?
Spencer: I wouldn't be surprised if she pitches the same thing to Judd
Judd: What a horrible move.
Andy: You would them be going to the final 4 with Elissa the unstable robot, and the power couple in the house. But.. both you of have to make like everything is fine. Like Amanda's still rolling around dying.. Believe me, nothing will change. See ya later, Amanda.. and hopefully it's a double and bye bye Elissa or McCrae.
Andy: I almost feel like this tonight is making me more wary of Elissa..
Spencer: Hell yeah. She dream this up.
Judd: She didn't dream it up. It was fed to her.
Andy: (bla bla bla exterminators.. poop on elissa)
Judd: I'm not doing a DR tonight.. I'll be the biggest dick.
Andy: The crazy thing is, I just did a DR about this. how do they already even know?!
**umm.. cameras.. microphones.. everywhere.
The boys paranoia reaches a new level as they imagine Elissa has been given a power or doing America's Player tasks..
Spencer; I wonder if she gets to go in there and watch the live feed for 20 minutes.
Judd: I wouldn't doubt it at all.
2:15pm -- Stretch!
Amanda and McCrae
A picture paints a thousand words..
Amanda: This is going to be the most nerve wracking eviction yet. Oh my God..
McCrae's got the bible open, singing very sexually themed rap lyrics..
Cam 1 flips to..
GM, Spencer, Andy
GM: What the F*ck?
Spencer: I'm heated too, GM.
GM: It's 4 against f'in 2. Tiebreaker? I'm gonna say, "Amanda, get ta steppin."
Spencer: I think whatever name you say first, counts.
Spencer: The thing with Elissa.. She could change her mind 10 times before Thursdsay.
Andy: A part of me still thinks she's trying to set me up.
GM: She's just making her self look like an even bigger asshole. (Elissa)
GM: Good, I'm good under pressure. Bring it on. I still get to play for Veto, right?
Spencer: Yeah, You'll get to play for Veto.
Andy: Oh my God, if Elissa gives up her wedding rings.. But I already planted the seed with Amanda, saying I think she may be trying to frame me..
GM: She voted Candice out.. Why would she not vote Amanda out?
Andy: It just goes to show you, you cannot work with Elissa. I know this puts me in a dangerous position, but..
Spencer: You got 3 strong people who got your back, and we're here to the end.
BB: Amanda, please go to the Diary Room.
Andy: I bet it's about all this stuff.
**I bet we have a feed blackout from wake up til showtime in Thursday.
Cam 1 and 2, cont'd
Andy: I've never wanted an HoH More..
Judd/Spencer: Me neither.
Andy: But it doesn't matter.. One of us wins, both of them go up, one goes home.
Spencer: And then going into the next HoH, it'll be 3 exterminators able to play against whoever's left.
**and then we get to watch you eat your own.
Andy: Tomorrow, I'll just agree to everything..
Spencer: And pass on any information.
Andy: Yeah. Basically, what she said was she's most concerned about you..
GM: She's most threatened by me? I kinda like that.
Spencer: I'd take you with a bum foot over that crazy bitch any day.
Andy: If Amanda stays, Amanda or McCrae will win the game.
Spencer: This is a crucial moment in the game.
GM: I'll say, you just been exterminated.. get ta steppin.
Spencer: That might tip our hand a little bit.
They agree to all mention Exterminators in their goodbye message to Amanda.
Andy: What was Aaryn?
Spencer: I'd say.. Right now, there's a spider monkey infestation that needs to be taken care of..
Andy: oh my God.. She'll shit her pants. I'll be like, I know we're been aligned this whole game but..
GM: She thinks she had you by the f'in balls dude.
Andy: She never did. What're you gonna say, Judd?
Judd: Something about exterminators..
Andy: There's a reason things didn't make sense, and this is it.
Spencer: doesn't it feel good?
GM: mm hmm
Spencer: To be ahead of her in this game?
Timecheck -- 2:42am
Andy: I can't wait for Thursday..
Spencer: If they come out, I'ma start talkin' about froyo.
GM: I know you always wanted to be in a solid alliance, Andy. Now you have one with a f'ing name, and it's a stamp of approval.
**eyeroll. He's always had one.
Andy: I'm just gonna keep sayin' to McCrae, I'm voting to keep Amanda.. and if it doesn't come out right, you'll know it was Elissa.
GM: The worst f'ing bitch, and we're f'ing doin it.. The exterminators.
Spencer: Shake the ant farm.
GM: We're about to bring down this house.. It's doomsday, bitch.
GM: F'in doomsday.
GM: Who's in there, Judd? Is she cleaning out her vagina from f'ing f'ing all night. You gotta keep an eye on Elissa, Andy. I swear on my life, on my nephews, that she said you're next on her list.
Andy: Would you have told me that if I hadn't told you this?
GM: Yeah. It's just been going through my mind.. I didn't want to freak you out.
Andy: F'in asshole. I hate her.
Judd: I'll never talk to her again after this. I know it's just a game, but she's just so.. shady. It's not just a game. We've been away from our families for 4 months..
Andy: For her.. because of the money.. I feel like it is just a game.
Spencer: She's here for shameless self promotion. That's why she put you up as a replacement.. She doesn't care.
Andy: If I get HoH, I will be trying to get rid of her.
Spencer: It doesn't really matter.
GM: If McCrae leaves, and she's still left? I'm not gonna be fake and phony.. I'm not gonna be f'in friends with her.
Andy: What did she say about me ealier today?
GM: She said that her and I should get you out. I was like, I like Andy..
Judd: Did she say anything about me?
GM: She said she wants to go to finals with you. And then she's like, me and you are gonna be the final 2 girls.. Sorry! Didn't like ya from week one. What? You wanna do my hair now? I think she needs some medication.
Andy: I'm with you, Judd. It's gonna be hard to be nice to her all day.
Judd: And just for the record, my Mamaw's chicken dumplings are way better that that.
Andy: I just want to let you know how much I love the 3 of you. I will never falter,
Spencer; Never falter.
Spencer: Gm's been lookin' for a crew since day 21. I know exactly how you feel.
Andy: Ohmygod.. I hate her, I hate her..
Cam 1 and 2
Gm, Judd, Spencer, Andy
Ginamarie takes ugly to a whole new level...
Andy: A part of me would love it even more if all week she said this was the plan, and then it came out 3 to 1. I don't think Elissa is book smart or street smart..
GM: I don't think she's even human. This is what I found out.. me, Elissa and Amanda were in the pool.. Elissa says she's never been heart broken, and she was in an 8 year relationship.. Isn't her son 8? Well, it wasn't with that guy. She probably got knocked up or something when she was 16. I'm not gonna lie.
Spencer: mm hmm
GM: Or like, probably 20? And then she met her husband.. probably like last year? Cuz she didn't even wanna tell us her anniversary. You know that, right?
Spencer: I think she dated a guy from the time she was like 12 til she was like 20, and then got knocked up, and then married this old boy.
Andy: Yeah, cuz she's even said, my little boy's dad.. Like she doesn't say her husband.
GM: Aaaaahhh.. yeah.. I knew she had a kid before. First of all, that kid looks like a f*ckin' Spanish Puerto Rican little dirt f*cking... There's no way that f'in white guy is that..
Judd: Let's not talk about her kid.
GM: I'm just sayin'.
Andy: I thought her kid was cute.
GM: Yeah, but that kid looked Spanish, dude. That kid looks like, dark skinned.
GM: I don't know why you gotta lie.. That's your family.
Andy: That's like the weird thing about her...
Andy: It's like, no one would give one shit whatsoever if she just told us the truth.
GM: I know. I don't know what she's hiding? Maybe because you're a gold digger and you married the guy for money? Ohoooo..
Andy: But we've all like, opened up to each other.. about so much stuff.. She never does.
GM: She wouldn't even tell me what Rachel's birthday was.
Judd: I think she's lying about her age.
Andy: Do you think she's older or younger?
Spencer: She told me she was like 27.. She's told other people she was 28..
GM: She told me she was 29..
Andy: The other day, she told me she was younger than Amanda, and Amanda's 28.
Judd: Yeah, she told me that too. If she said 27, that would make sense. This is why I'm saying this.. On season 13, 2 years ago, right?
Andy: Rachel was 27.. or 26
Judd: Daniele turned 25 in the house. Rachel was 27. And she said, Oh, I remember whenever I turned 25, it was a hard birthday, because they didn't like each other and stuff..
Judd: Daniele was tryin to act pissy to her.. So I'm just like.. Unless ya'll are twins, you can't be 29..
Judd: ..because Rachel was 27 on season 13. That was 2 years ago.
Andy: Rachel was 26 on season 12. Yeah.. I've been doing the math too, and it doesn't add up..
GM: That's why she wont say Rachel's birthday.. She don't wanna say how old she is.
Spencer: Well, the other day I asked was she born in 83, and she sounded perplexed about trying to do the math right quick? Unless she's not born in 83, cuz she'd be turning 30 this year.. and that's not the case.
Judd: She's born in 85, probably..
Andy: If she was born in 83, she'd be 30 already. She was born in February.
Spencer: Another thing.. She said Rachel told her to lie about her age, so she could get cast for certain things..
Andy: It just makes me so mad. I just feel like she's a spoiled, rich asshole, and she gets everything she wants, and she cannot do better than any of us in this game.. Like if the world is a just and fair place. Like the other day, she gave me this speech about how she's worked for everything she's got, and I'm like, no you haven't.
GM: She's a gold digger, and that's why she married her husband. What a piece of shit.
Spencer: She is a piece of shit.
GM: She had a kid when she was a teenager.. that's why she's telling everyone she's older. That's why she acts like she's short circuiting. She can't remember her own lies.
This line of thought continues on for a while.. Then they move on to studying dates and stats for comps.. McCrae comes outside at 3:27am and joins them by the jacuzzi..
They continue studying.. Then talk turns to family.. what they call their grandparents..etc. Then onto chatter about alcohol preferences.. Skippy has had enough.. He flips the Quad to sleeping Elissa and Amanda.. and honestly, I can't say I blame him. In fact I'm grateful. ;0)
Cam 1 and 2
Andy, Judd and Spencer
They're rehashing the evening, bashing Elissa, and talking tough about how they'll be dealing with Elissa from this point forward.
**Big Strong Men. #eyeroll
And this concludes The Overnight Report. I'll see you when BB wakes the HGs. :0)
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