The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Live Show Thursday! The HGs have been on lockdown inside since 4pm BBT, which means it's big build for the HoH Competition. Fingers crossed for Endurance or a Physical Comp that spills over onto the live feeds!
While the east coast was watching the Wednesday Show, Cody put on Frankie's short shorts and did his best Frankie impersonation.
It's well worth the trip to flashback land.. Go to 5:54pm on Camera 3, and do try not to drool. ;-)
If you need help accessing flashbacks, please have a look at this post. I made you a diagram and wrote up easy to follow steps.
Christine and Nicole have told each other they're planning to vote to evict Caleb, just to cause a hinky vote situation that will be blamed on someone else. Caleb has said that it better be an 11-0 vote, or heads will roll. Caleb has also declared that he no longer has feelings for Amber, thinks she's a user, and wouldn't cover her with a blanket if she was freezing. Methinks he doth protest too much, but.. whatevs. Incidentally, Amber's at the top of Hayden, Nicole and Donny's wishful next out lists too. And... Zach told Frankie about his alliance with Derrick and Cody, "Los Tres Amigos," so it's as fake for him as it is for Derrick and Cody, who have their own final 2 deal.
OK.. Now let's begin the Overnight Report, rejoin our HGs on the feeds, and see what kind of trouble they get into after midnight!
We've got Christine and some lovely shirtless gents on 1 and 2, and
We've got a prayer sesh with Brittany, Jocasta and Amber on 3 and 4..
I think you know where we're going. ;-) Obvi, there is much much more to this Overnight Report. Please click below this sentence where it says "Read More" to continue..
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Cody, Frankie, Zach, Christine
Cody: I felt horrible about it. I had such a crush on her.
Frankie: Well, that's what Zach does when he has a crush on people too. He makes them feel bad and says horrible things about them.
Cody: This is the worst straightener ever. They put a new box of condoms in there.
Christine: We were playin' with them. It's not like we're going through em like rabbits.
Cody: Let's put this out in the open, Christine. When do rabbits use condoms?
Chrsitine: Well, they obviously don't.
Frankie: But they f*ck a lot.
BB tells Devin to stop singing..
Frankie: (whispers) I can't wait til tomorrow.
Cody: This straightener blows cock.
Frankie: Please don't say blow cock and butthole in the same sentence in front of me.
Frankie: You guys are all assholes. I understand that you're all sexually frustrated too, but that's because you're dickheads and can't figure it out. For me, there's no option.
Cody: if I wanted to, I'd take Zach in the Jack Shack. Trust me.
Frankie: Why wouldn't you take me?? I'm the one who wants to go with you in the jackshack.
Christine: Brittany wants you So bad, Cody.
Frankie: I mean, just because you're kind of hot.
Christine: Cody? You think Cody's hot??
Frankie: Like maybe perfect a little bit.
Cody: So Frank, you wanna do my hair now?
Cam 1 cont'd
Zach: What's a low number to you?
Christine: 7 or 8.
Zach: I've f*cked 7 or 8 girls in 1 week before.
**oh you classy sweet talker, you.
Cody: No way..
Cody laughs. Frankie takes it all in. I'm game for any excuse to show those abs..
Zach: Uhhhhhhh.. no.
**he's lying. In my ears, that extended Uh was him figuring out if he'd confess that to a girl.
Cody: 2 girls in one day?
Zach: No.. no.. I've never done that.
Caleb: You're probably in the 30s or 40s.
Zach: No.. I'm kidding. Just 2. I lost my virginity in my Sophomore year of college..
Caleb: What was your, Frank?
Frankie: Women, one. Men... we don't wanna talk about it.
Chrsitine: I know Frankie's number.
Zach: I know Frankie's number.
Cody: I wanna hear it. Me? I think I'm in like 15 to.. I'd have to count it out.
Caleb: You think??
Zach: Can you remember all of em?
Zach; I can't remember half of em. No, I'm kidding. I've only F'd one person.
Caleb: For 1, you went to the University of Florida.
Zach: There's over 60k people there and it's over 60% girls.
Zach; Do the math. There's about 35,000 horny girls.
Cody: That's assuming they're all horny. I'm gonna go with a ballpark of 10,000.
Caleb: And once a month they're all horny.
Christine: I'm always.
Frankie: I think it's just different for gay people.
Caleb: That's the last thing that's on my mind with a girlfriend.
Christine: Are you kidding??
Caleb: No, but I'm an army guy. I went a year and a half with out it before. Right now, I'm over a year.
Cody: Yeah, I'm like 6 months.. but you can't really have sex with your parents down the hall.
Zach: You can't?
Christine: Oh, Zach..
Cody: I mean, I have with my girlfriends, but not with like a random girl.
Caleb: Don't get me wrong, I've had a one night stand before, but I still talk to that girl today.
Cody: 14.. maybe a few one night standers..
It's 12:17am - If you'd like to follow this conversation as if continues, go to 12:17am, Camera 1 on Flashback.
Meanwhile, bible study continues in the Beehive..
Camera 3 and 4
Cody and Derrick
Derrick: I saw it. When I jumped in the bed with you guys, and you were flirtin' with Brittany and Amber was sittin' right there..
Cody: She was hatin' it.
Derrick: Hatin' it. She wanted to punch Brittany in the mouth. I think Amber's the way to go. She's looking for someone to be with other that Caleb. She's planning road trips with you.
Cody: I really do think we'll be friends outside the house. Honestly, I would take her as far as we could.
Derrick: And we're better in mental comps than her.
Cody; We talked about a lot. The only thing is.. Caleb. When can her and I talk..
Derrick: He's givin up on her a little bit.
Cody: Keep her safe til jury, then send him home, not her.
Derrick: F'in sucks. We used the ace in the hole on Brittany.
Cody: We should've let her go home. The Bomb Squad would've never been exposed. We showed our cards, and she turned and f'd us.
Derrick: She didn't say a word about you. She came up here, and we were talking about Zach and stuff. and she said she gives a cold shoulder.. In this house, you can't do that. And she still don't trust you.. or me.
I got a little bit of a soft spot for her, because she's a mother, but..
Talk turns to Victoria.
Derrick: She's driving me nuts.. but she don't do shit. Any week you want her out. Any week.
Cody: Today we were talking, and she was like, "I'm so excited for tomorrow." I was like, for the HoH? She's like, "No, just for the live show."
Derrick: Even if she did win HoH, there's a zero % chance she'd put us up.
Cody: I think we should send Brit home this week, but it can't be one of us doing it.
Derrick: It wont be me. (can't compete)
They try to figure out who would put Brittany up.. and if Cody would feel comfortable putting Donny up.
Derrick: If you're prioritizing your allies, whoever is at the bottom of the list..
Cody: ..has to go.
Cody: Sometimes with Christine, I feel like things I say could get around.
Derrick: It does. She gets nervous. Donny told me directly that Christine told him about the alliance.
Cody: I wanna win it. I've literally been saying in my head nonstop, tomorrow's my day.
Derrick: Nobody wants you to win more than this guy here. Out of everyone in this house,..
Cody: I just wanna win.
Caleb: How is it?
Derrick: Aww dude, my bubbles ran out. I was talkin to the feeds when Cody came in here.
**I'll grab that for you in a bit, if I can find it. ~~Alas, Skippy didn't share this one with us. Perhaps because Derrick wasn't mic'd up. I've now watched every moment from 11:59pm when Derrick headed up to HoH til here on the quad, and it just doesn't exist.
Derrick: Living like a G, bro. Lovin' life. I'm pretty sure people had sex in this thing, which makes it a little gross..
Derrick: But I'm rollin' with it. We're just sittin' here talkin game.
Caleb: I already know 100% one of our people win it. At least 1 of us will get in here, if not 2. If 1, then Jocasta and Victoria go up on our side..
Cody: And on their side, they're not gonna put 2..
Caleb: They're not gonna put 2. And that's where whoever's up there with them, let them say what they want, but guide them.. Say "We can't put 2 competitors up."
Derrick: Why wouldn't we put up Brittany and Jocasta?
Caleb: We need to put Brittany on one team and Jocasta on the other, so one goes home.
Derrick: Let me throw this out there.. You out Brittany and Jocasta on one team, and you put Donny and Victoria on the other. Whoever comes off, either Donny's goin' home, or Jocasta's goin' home.
Cody: Or Brittany.
Derrick: So it doesn't matter who goes home, because even if the other one's pissed at you, their strongest ally just went home. Do you get what I'm sayin'?
Amber, Jocasta, Brit
Amber: This game..
Brittany: Not to cut you off, but my mind. I'm all over.. Devin did say something.
Amber: mm hmm
Amber: Caleb was like, if you ever.. I've been trying to be distant, but I didn't know distant was gonna be this distant.
Jocasta: I think he's being distant.
Brit: I think he's hungry.
Brit: You can either do the poor mes, or you can suck it up. You have less than 24 hours..
Amber: I can't wait for tomorrow.
Brit: We'll start cooking all day tomorrow. After the challenge.
Amber: If I'm up there and it's just the moms, I'm gonna be like, ok.. but you guys can't put me up.
Brit: Me and Jocasta are gonna be like, Girls, you better drop now!
Brit: My voting is gonna go how I want to vote. Nobody's gonna tell me when it comes to my friend and someone I want gone, nobody's gonna change my mind.
Amber: With Pao, it was hard.. But now I'm like, all the lies she told..
Brit: But I understand your vote too.. Look how far we've come. We can't let some bully dictate how we vote.
Amber: That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna play my game.
Brit: That's my strategy.. just be me and take it week to week. I know this game, you have to kinda be guarded at times, but I still feel like you don't have to be a vicious, malicious person. I pick out and obserge the people who really want to be here. I don't think it's fair for someone who really doesn't care to be here and people who love it walk out the door.
Amber: I just don't want my mom to ever have to work again..
Brit: Same.. My mom doesn't even have a car.
Amber: That's the same with my mom.. My mom.. she needs so much right now. It's time for me to help.
Brit: I can't even explain how amaxing my dad is.
Amber: The 1st couple weeks were hard for me..
Brit: I've adjusted more now.. It's almost become work. The 1st week was really hard not talking to my kids. At the airport (their pwrd for sequester), I was losing it. It was horrible.
Amber: It's crazy what you think about people 1st..
Brit: It is. I thought Jocasta was gonna be mean.
Amber: I did too. Then I come in and it's totally differnt.
They run through their 1st impressions of all the HGs and how they differ from now.. It's a really nice bonding time with the women..
Brit: Know what I wanna do when he leaves tomorrow? I wanna give him a pickle bouquet. That way when he goes to talk to Julie, he has a pickle in his hand and he smells like a pickle.
Jocasta: That's hilarious.
Amber: I have nothing to say to him.
They wrap it up with good hugs and I love yous... before they make their way to bed.
Caleb, Hayden, Amber, Brit, then Derrick.
The ants are back. Caleb and Hayden watch as Amber and Brittany try to rid the kitchen of the scourge. Hayden looks like he has just woken up..
Derrick comes downstairs.
Hayden: Hey Derrick. How was your bubble bath? Did you talk to the feedsters?
Derrick: I talked to the feedsters for about 20 minutes til someone informed me they couldn't really hear very well..
Derrick, Caleb and Cody
And we have a hat change..
Cody: Is Brittany back there?
Derrick: She's in the bathroom.
Cody: I was gonna call her out.
Derrick: Don't poke the bear.
Cody: (laughing) I f'in always poke the bear. Always.
Derrick: You f'in look for the bear.
Caleb: Derrick, it's gonna look like this. I'm gonna have the HoH robe on an everything.
Derrick: They'll probably take it back before..
1:46am Caleb begins rehearsing his speech for the live show. With all the focus on Devin this wseek, it's easy to forget that Caleb is up there too..
Caleb: I feel like straight baby face right now.. I feel like a 21 year old.
Derrick: How old are you, 26?
Caleb: Yeah, I'm old.
Brittany: You're making us feel really old.
Cody: You guys are really old.
Derrick: Hey, that's alright.. I bet if I go in a place with you, I could pass for being' younger than you still.
**In fact, he's a professional at it. ;-)
Cody: You're like a grandpa, almost.
Derrick: I swear, if I said I was 26 they'd believe me. We'll travel when we get outa here.. I guarantee you they'll say I look younger than you. If I shave my facial hair, it's a wrap. I'm tellin' ya.
Caleb: I mean you guys are nowhere near old. What? 2 years?
Cody: I'm 23.
Derrick: F'in infant.
Brit: I'll be 29 for a couple more years.
Caleb: If I was gay, I'd be rockin' the cradle with you, Cody.
Amber, Derrick, Brit, Cody
Amber: I'm starting to trust people more.. but then again, I don't want to trust too many. He was just so rude today.
Brit: He was. He's been throwing like low blow comments.
Amber: To everybody.. Like, I felt bad. I don't like the way he makes me feel about..
Brit: If he gets a reaction from you, he just wants to continue doing the same things..
Amber: I just hope we have a Have Not comp soon. Do you think this'll be the last week we pick?
Derrick: This week or next. They're fun. Dude, if we get the milk one, Brittany's definitely the sponge.
Brittany: I love that competition.
Derrick: She'll dive into the milk. She wont be able to get out.
Brittany: Did you ever see the Canada one where they were like caterpillars in cocoons? It was hysterical.
Derrick's up in HoH on 1. He's alone, so I'm keeping a close eye on him, in case he's got something to tell us.
Amber and Brit are in the kitchen on 3 and 4 making snacks. Cody's there as well,not pleased with himself for taking such a long nap earlier, because he'd like to sleep now. They're joined by Hayden who is in a similar predicament.
Derrick kills the light in HoH, then takes a seat on the couch with his family..
2:48am - 3:00am
Downstairs in the kitchen, we've got small-talk, light flirting between Amber and Cody.. and ribbing from Cody to Hayden.
Hayden, Amber and Cody
Cody's reading a medicine bottle, with a bit of poetic license..
Cody: Apply to affected area. Use every 2 hours. Children should be supervised. Other information: Hayden sucks dick for the taste.
Cody: Wow, that was weird. Hey man.
Hayden: It's on all of em, dude. It's not just one. I know. I've had this ongoing thing with Chloraseptic for a while now. Trying to get a law suit against it. It's like why do you have to say "Hayden sucks dick" on your instructions?
Hayden: I've never understood it. My family's been trying to fight it for years now.
Cody: And by your family, you mean Voss water.
Hayden: All of them. All of Voss water is trying to fight Chloraseptic.
Cody: That's amazing. Oh, Hayden. I don't know who I would talk shit to if you weren't in the house.
Amber: I need to go to sleep. Was Devin snoring?
Hayden: Yeah, I heard him from the Storage Room. Cody, I wanna say, you're in the top 14 people I'm glad are in the house.
And this concludes the Overnight Report. See you back here in a bit!