The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers!
As we rejoin our HGs at midnight, most are gathered around the dining table, happily chatting away. Donny is asleep, and Victoria is in the DR..
Frankie: You said, "We'd been looking for Saddam Hussein and Obama." It's Osama.. Osama..
Caleb: Well, thanks for correcting me!
Frankie: He was like, we were lookin' for Saddam Hussein and Obama, and I was like, and who was the president? Bush.
Cody: Dude, you are the most entertaining person on the show. Hands down.
Cody: Hands down.
Derrick: Well, if you're not normal, what are ya? Answer me that.
Caleb: (wheeze laugh)
Christine: Riddle me that.
Caleb: I'm tellin' you guys now, for a fact, a normal IQ is 90-110.
Cody: I think he's like on a different level than all of us..
Derrick: It's possible..
Cody: I think he took an IQ test.
Frankie: I think they merc'd all of us.
Cody: I think he ran with it when they told him he had an IQ of 150. If you have an IQ of 150, you only have to read something once and you can retain it.
Derrick: I think he's an intelligent guy.
Cody: I think he's on like a different level of intelligence.
Frankie: And then the other one, he got 3rd, right?
Cody: Guys, I'm tellin' you right now, my IQ is like borderline 92.
Nicole: Probably below average, yeah.
Caleb: I'm sure mine is below average.
Cody: If 90-110 is what it is, I'm like right around the border.
Caleb: I know mine is average.
Derrick: I've never done mine.
Cody: I've never done it either.
Christine: Yeah, I'm ok with not knowing.
Cody: I'd be like, I got a hundred? Yesss! If I got a 95, I'd be happy.
Derrick: I wish we could get our scores.. from the intelligence test we took?
Frankie: That was the worst thing in my life.. Worst thing in my life.
Caleb: I just remember sittin' right there.. Ole Donny, he had a little set up like this, and he was takin' it, and he was turnin' it, and he was lookin' at it, up and down, and he would turn it a little more, and he was lookin' at it, and he would turn it a little, and literally, the guy turned it all the way around, and then while you were doin' your whole speech, with the thing?
Cody: Frankie, looked at you 2 seconds in, couldn't look at you again.
Christine: That was so funny.
Frankie: You looked at me the whole time though. I was giving you supportive encouragement.
Cody: I didn't look at you again after the beginning.
Derrick: Do you know what Frankie does? After every person's nominated? What does Frankie do? He goes (deep breath...
Victoria enters, fresh from the DR.. her wisdom teeth have been causing her a lot of pain.
Frankie: How'd it go? Did you get your face fixed?
Victoria: Still no doctor. They're giving me Orajel, then the Doctor;s coming to see me..
Caleb: Dentists don't do wisdom teeth. Orthodontists do..
Derrick: I thought Orthodontists did braces. Who does wisdom teeth?
**Maxillofacial Surgeon.. That's who did mine, anyway.
Cody: Where's your beer? I'm the asshole drinking by himself.
Caleb: I'll go get it.
Cody: My dad said, never drink by yourself there.
Christine: Did he really say that?
Cody: He said don't drink at all.
Cody: My dad was like, "Don't drink. Ever."
Cody: I think they had it on camera too.. My dad's a hoopa doopa fan.
Christine: He is?
Cody: Huge fan. And they get the camera, he's like "Don't drink."
Derrick: What would you do if you got home and found out your dad was rootin' for someone else in the house? Like, "you're my son, I love you, but that other guy was playin' a great game."
Cody: I would not care at all. I'd be like, "F*ck you, you fin fan." Like, I only am a fan because of him.. Like, I'll be like, who do you think had the best game? He'll be like, this one. I'll be like, damn..
Derrick: I'm gonna get gigged for this, but he's gonna be really happy this week. I have like a 5 minute thing (DR) about just him.
Christine: Oh, me too!
Cody: Oh, they asked everybody about that? (I'm guessing the zebra wedding jacket) I think I gave them the least about it. They're like, what about your dad's tux?! I'm like, it's in his closet. Frankie would fit in it. My dad's tiny.
Frankie: Great. Cuz that's what I said.. I was stealing it.
Derrick and Christine say how happy he's going to be to be on tv..
Cody: My dad, ever since his mother died, he cries..
Cody: So like, he might cry that everybody's mentioning him..
Derrick: It's definitely gonna get airtime.
Cody: I love that it's gonna get airtime, cuz Billy, my best friend, is gonna be texting my dad in a second. He probably texted him immediately after I gave him a shout out.
Derrick: Probably did. You're right..
Caleb gets up for a moment. Christine schooches into his chair, next to Cody.
Christine: Can I trace your tattoo with one of those sticks?
Christine: Cool! I can pretend I'm drawing.
Derrick: I decided after my first one that I wouldn't get another unless it really mattered to me. I wanna get one of my daughter.
Victoria: Of your daughter?
Derrick: Of something involving my daughter, not actually of her.
Cody: I'm getting another tattoo the second I get out of this house.
Derrick: I wanna do the BB16 thing.
Frankie: yeah, I'm getting 63 tattoos.. tomorrow.
Derrick: One on his penis.
Derrick: Of a dollar bill.. so every time someone comes over he can say, you just blew money.
**I'm with Nicole on her reaction..
Derrick: I think he's definitely a groundskeeper.
Cody: I think he's got an IQ of like 150 and did something like Special Ops.
Caleb: What was that word he used?
Nicole: I would never know how to use that word appropriately..
BB: Victoria, please go to the Diary Room..
Skipping ahead a bit..
Cam 3 and 4
All but Donny, who is sleeping on 1 and 2.
Victoria: A pregnant woman? having sex?
Frankie: I think it's hot..
Derrick: I'm not saying it's a bad thing.. I just.. I know a lot of people who do as well, but just for me.. I wasn't comfortable.
Victoria: I don't think my sister did it.
Derrick: We did other things..
Cody: Here we go. There's the party.
Derrick: She was quite ok with that.
Cody: mmm mm mm
Derrick: He's like, get it dad-bot.
Frankie: Get it. I love sex.
Derrick: I do too.
Cody: I do too. I'm actually pretty happy with myself how long I can go without sex.
Derrick: I'm pretty happy with myself right now. The kick I'm on?
Cody: Isn't 6 months a born again?
Frankie: 6 days in the gay world.
Derrick: 90 to 100 days without nothing? There was a movie.. 40 days without sex, couldn't give himself a handjob, nothin', and he was like, goin' f'in nuts.
Cody: I crushed that.
Derrick: That's what I'm sayin'!
Cody: I'm dope.
Derrick: I'm on like day 70. I'm good.
Frankie: I'm pretty sure I made it at least that far..
Christine: What did you say?
Derrick: I'm on like day 70, if you count the hotel..
Christine: At the hotel you didn't?
Christine: (guilty smile) oh.
Frankie: Good for me.
Cody: You were out like day 4.
Frankie:No, I got at least 30 days.
Cody: Hayden was gettin' it.
Frankie: Our HoH week..
Frankie: Hey.. I was HoH with you.. I earned the right.
Cody: Fair enough.
Caleb and Cody have continued the trace-a-tattoo game on Christine's arms..
BB: Victoria, please go to the DR.
Frankie: Yayyy, I can't wait to hear what they say.
Victoria: It's the doctor.
Frankie: We definitely have something tomorrow.
Derrick: For sure.
Frankie: The game continues.
A hush falls over the table.. Frankie goes to wash his face.. Nicole suddenly gets the giggles.. and Skippy sends us fishing.
Nicole, Frankie and Derrick
Nicole's just been called to the DR, and she's quickly putting a bit of coverup on. Derrick's about to hop in the shower. Frankie's picking his face. Victoria's hanging out.. Thanks to the mirror, they're all visible in this shot.
**I'll spare you the extreme close up of Frankie popping zits that Skippy is currently providing. #BBDishCares #SkippyIsGross
Cody emerges from the WC and makes small talk with Frankie while washing his hands.. Frankie says he's heading to bed.
Derrick: Man, the dudes are gonna look like ass this year. Every time the girls go in, or Frankie, they're all dolled up with makeup..
Nicole: Oh, I am not.
Cody: I'm wearing a hat every time.
Caleb makes his way into the bathroom, and back out as Frankie, Nicole and Cody leave.. Walking down the hallway, Caleb gives Frankie a hard smack on the bum.
Frankie: Oh! Daddy!
Frankie, Christine, Caleb, Cody
They're watching Victoria on the monitor..
Frankie: What if she has to leave medically?
Cody: That would be dope!
Frankie: It would be great, but you don't vote her out though.. She would just leave. What if we had a triple evict this week with her?
Cody: Her shit is f'd up. If it's infected..
Frankie: It's bad.
Cody: She needs to go.
Frankie: I mean, it's bad.
Cody: Should we not talk about it right now? On the feeds?
Frankie: Why not?! She's walkin' around lookin' like a chipmunk. No one doesn't think that she's got a damn infection.
Cody: She's walking around like she's gotta bunch of.. egg corns..
Caleb: Umm. yeah.. she's gotta buncha jawbreakers in her mouth.
I go downstairs to see if Skippy will give me a closeup on her, but after several minutes, no luck..
Cody: If Victoria gets picked for the PoV tomorrow, I would expect her to just..
Caleb: To say, hey, I cannot do this.
Christine: I think she should do it before.
Frankie: Yeah, she has to.
Christine: It'd be incredibly rude if she doesn't.
Cody: But if her name gets picked, do you think they'll be like, alright, only 5 people, not 6, same like Jocasta.
Frankie: That's what I'm thinkin'.
Caleb: They might. But she's not on the block..
Cody: If Victoria's not an option for playin' PoV, then I'm hyped, cuz then it guarantees it's gonna be 4 Beasts..
Cody: It'll be 4 against 2, no matter what.
Frankie: I'm seein' my name come out.
Cam 3 and 4
Caleb: What's up, bud?
Cody: Can you believe that we smoked this game?
Caleb: Smoked it.
Cody: To get this far.. deep into it..
Frankie: I just wish there were f'ing 7 people here instead of 8.
Cody: I didn't think I would go as deep. I thought people were gonna be like, alright, you'r egood looking, you gotta get voted out. I didn't think I was gonna make it this far.
Cody: No chance..
Cody: I thought I'd be in good with the girls, and the guys would be like, you gotta go.
Frankie: I didn't think I was gonna get this far either.. at all. None of my friends or family thought I would get this far.. I'll tell ya that much.
Frankie: Cuz they were like, "You're such a lunatic. People are gonna f'in like hate you."
Derrick has now joined.
Cody: Can we just please send Donny home?? All you guys feel great, but he's been rippin' on me hard.
Frankie: I can't believe how much..
Derrick: Dude, he's comin' at him..
Cody: Honestly, at this point, if Nicole wins PoV, whatever, I'm gonna be like, Donny, good, you're goin' home. You're not a f'in Harvard med grad.. He might be.
Derrick: I saw a different side of him that night we had to wake him up.
Christine: He's evil.
Derrick: He's not a fan of us. There's a big generation gap. If he had it, he would choose to hang out with a bunch of cows in a field over any of us. He's just.. He has nothing in common with us, and it's day 64, and he hates us all.
Frankie: Yes, he hates us.
Cody: Wait.. Can we talk about the f*cking frog?
Derrick: Is that really that difficult, before we keep harpin' on it?
Cody: Is it that difficult to create a paper f'ing frog??
Frankie: I think anything that you memorize you can memorize..
Caleb: If it ain't that difficult, you go ahead an make one, buddy.
Cody: I memorized every state capital, every president, one thru 50, I can't remember it to this day.
**I'm sure he means states 1-50.. not presidents.. President Obama is #44.
Cody: This guy remembered a frog from origami that can flop that he remembered like..
Derrick: All groundskeepers can do it.
Cody: F*ck you guys.. F*ck his beard..
Caleb: His beard grows legs and walks.
Cody: His beard grows legs and wins competitions.
Talk turns briefly to the HoH Comp..
Cody: If we don't send him home this week..
Christine: I'll cry.
Cody: I'll be beyond pissed.
Frankie: I think it should be a double evict. We send home Donny.. and then Nicole.
Christine: How beautiful would that be?!!
Cody: As beautiful as this entire game has played out to be.
Derrick: We could have another repeat of last double evict. Never know. Odds are in our favor. It'll be 6 to 1. If she wins, we have nobody to blame but ourselves.
Caleb: But if she wins, that's beautiful, cuz she's safe just for that nomination.
Derrick: Well, she's gonna send one of us home. But yeah, she can't play in the next one..
Caleb: Oh, you talkin' bout the HoH..
**I'm keeping my mouth shut, but I've got Marty Feldman eyes at Caleb right now.
Frankie: Yes, if it's a double evict.
Derrick: If she wins, she sends one of us home, then the 5 remaining people have a very good shot of getting her out. So yeah, either way it's a great position for the alliance.. We could do it scot free, and then we're good.
Frankie: Yeah, let's do that. I like that better.
Derrick: It's possible.
Caleb: We have such a crazy mix..
Cody: Are we the best alliance to ever run through Big Brother?
Caleb: We're the best and the biggest.
Derrick: Derrick and Zach both blew us up. In The Brigade, they never did that. Never.
And with that reality check from Derrick to his fellow alliance members, this concludes the Overnight Report.... Thank you for being a part of the Dish!