The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Wednesday to you! I hope to see you all here tonight for the Wednesday Show Viewing Party at 7:50pm Eastern!
Well, I have good news and bad news. First, the bad: things aren't looking good at all for Donny. Now the good: They're looking great for Nicole.☺ Given the choice between the two, I can understand the HGs impulse to keep Nicole over Donny on many levels, first and foremost, she's well integrated into the group, so they're much more comfortable with her. As far as which one poses a greater threat, I cannot say, since at this stage of the game, with so few left, everyone is a threat. For flashback cues and summaries on the earlier part of Tuesday evening, please see Michigan Man's comments in the previous post.
In other news, both Caleb and Victoria are at their limit for tolerance with Christine's excessive Cody cuddling.. And Cody has made it clear to Derrick that he's happy to cut Christine at any time, in favor of keeping Nicole around.
And.. the HGs had a shockingly early night tonight..
Victoria and Nicole
Following a bit of snarking on Christine's "disgusting" excessive closeness to Cody from Victoria and some adorable mooning over Hayden from Nicole on how they spent 24/7 together in jury and he was so sweet with her..
Nicole: We're frikkin' 22. That's old!
Victoria: I know..
**hahahahaha! Oh girls..
Nicole: I turned 22 in this house. Remember the lap-dance Hayden gave me when I didn't even know him? For my birthday?
Victoria: Oh yeah.
Nicole: I was so scared..
Victoria: When he put on that makeup the 1st or 2nd night, I thought this kid's a joke. All white.. with a Japanese robe?
Nicole: I never saw it. I also didn't see when Joey threw up on Devin. I was shy.
Victoria: Are you serious? Full face.
Nicole: He also waxed his nipples and I wasn't there for that either..
Victoria: Like full face, Nicole, eyeliner, lipstick..
Victoria: So I asked for my like bible, I guess you could call it.. Tomorrow is the day, 5 years ago, and I need to pray, and I asked for that like a month ago, and I still didn't get it. I hate asking for stuff anymore. I really need to pray. My mom didn't ship it, I'm guessing..
Derrick, Cody, Frankie, Christine, Caleb
Christine: It's so weird knowing that while we're sitting here silent, there's a ton of people chatting on the live feeds right now about us.
Frankie: They're saying "Frankie looks so fat."
Frankie: "He shouldn't have had that bowl of cereal. Caleb was right. He's starting to look more and more like Devin as the days go by."
Cody gets up. Christine snuggles Frankie..
Frankie: Decent physique..
Christine: Decent? haha.. ok..
Caleb gets up and comes over for a goodnight (?) hug.. and goes inside.
Christine: hehe. He's pretty harsh.
In the kitchen, both Cody and Caleb are making noises about going to bed.. Nicole and Victoria move into the bathroom where Victoria creates an enormous bun out of Nicole's hair..
Nicole: I don't really like what I look like with neat buns..
Nicole: It's not straight.
Victoria: You actually look really good in it though.
Nicole: Is it supposed to sit on my head like this?
Nicole: It's not supposed to be a pancake on top of my head.
They get it to a nice spot on her head, and Nicole asks if Victoria if she'll do it for her for Thursday. Tha'ts a yes. Hair play continues.. More styles to come..
Victoria and Nicole move into the kitchen, telling Derrick he just missed the best laugh ever.. He's soon to bed. Victoria asks for a quick massage first.. He complies. After less than 30 seconds, she's had enough and thanks him..
Victoria goes to the bathroom. Nicole heads outside and makes a pillow out of Cody. He can't resist smelling her hair and then playing with it while chatting with the others about how hard it is to turn your brain off in the house and fall asleep..
Frankie: I haven't had dreams about the game recently..
Cody: Well, Anacondas attacking me is definitely because of this. Cuz I don't have that shit at home. Frankie: Yeah.
Cody: But when stuff is bothering me, I would always have dreams about it (outside the house).
Talk turns to sleep aids.. then..
Nicole: Are you guys staying up late?
Cody: No. Are you tired?
Nicole: Yeah, I'm kinda tired. I just don't know if I can fall asleep (in the HN room).
Frankie: Ok, I'm gonna go pound some Advil and go to bed. (kissy noises)
Nicole: Be nice to your liver, Frankie.
**i adore her.
Frankie: I'm pretty sure that ship has sailed, but at least I stopped drinking. That's probably the best gift I can give my liver.
Frankie says goodnight and goes inside.
Victoria, Derrick, Frankie
Frankie: Victoria, can we have a date tomorrow?
Victoria: I'm down! What time?
Frankie: I don't know.
Victoria: Well, you can't just ask me on a date and not know the details.
Frankie: Can we have a tanning date?
Victoria: I hate tanning.
Sitting down brushing his teeth, Derrick is as enthusiastic about this conversation as I am...
Frankie: I'll make halibut tortillas.
Victoria: Sweet. Date it is.
Frankie: Can not wait.
Victoria: I'll pencil you in.
Frankie: Everything's getting so stagnant, I feel like we have to do things to keep it fun and fresh.
Victoria: I'm down.
Frankie: And I like the idea we're gonna do an obstacle course tomorrow..
Victoria: Who said that?
Frankie: Me and Cody.
Victoria: I'm down.
Frankie: We're gonna do like a mini-challenge.. see how fast people can do it or something..
Cody, Nicole, Christine
Cody: I'm so frustrated. Even Nicole's getting on my nerves.
Nicole: That's when it's bad.
Cody: I'm totally joking.
Christine: yeah, right.
Cody: At least you had a week of like relaxing.
Nicole: I told Derrick, I think it helped my..
Nicole: Sanity? But not my game. I was already voted out once. I definitely thought my game was over. It took me a couple days to decompress, for sure.
Victoria sticks her head out and says goodnight..
Cody: Alright.. see you in 5 minutes.
Victoria: No.. I'm really going to sleep.
Cody: Goodnight, Victoria. Love you.
Victoria: Is Christine there?
Christine: Love you!
Victoria: Goodnight! Love you!
Cody: I think I'm gonna starve myself til like 5 o clock tomorrow.
Cody: Just to slim down a little.. keeps you tight..
Christine: Devin did that.
Nicole: He's like, "I'm not gonna eat. Alright, made it 5 hours, I'm gonna eat."
**Thou shalt not covet the metabolism of the under 30 male. Thou shalt not covet the metabolism of the under 30 male. Thou shalt not covet the metabolism of the under 30 male.
**I'll just be over here repeating that to myself... over and over again.
Cody: I sometimes do it in the morning.. see how long I can go..
Christine: Are you serious? Why would you do that?
Cody: I don't know.. It keeps your body tight.. Keeps your stomach flat. Right now I feel like there's a lot of jigglin' goin on.. I look at Zach, and I'm like, That could happen..
Christine: Are you scared of that happening?
Cody: When I finished school and I started drinking a lot of beer, my brother was like, "dude," and I was like, "what the faahhhh.." It can happen.
Cody: And Zach was the perfect example, cuz he was shredded too..
Christine: Man, that was rough. He was a turtle shell by the time he left.
Cody: Little roly poly oly..
Cody: What do you think America's been playing a hand in this year? They've been doing something. They do something every season.
Christine: I don't know..
Nicole: I can't wait to see.
Cody: I can't wait to see the episode to see who took all our shit.
Victoria and Frankie
Frankie: Yeah, I look like a blueberry today. This outfit is brought to you by the color blue.
Victoria: (sleepy) mm hmm
Derrick comes outside to say goodnight.. hugs all around..
Cody: Are you not going to bed?
Christine: Of course he's going to bed! His girlfriend's going to bed!
Christine: I'm just kidding. haha. I am skating on thin ice.
Derrick: You're bein' mean to me. Why you pickin' on me though? We literally just worked this out. You have a sudden case of amnesia.
Christine: Just kidding.. I'm sorry.. I had to make that comment.. Love you, Derrick!
Derrick: Ok.. Goodnight..
Cody: Hold on dude.. You have something sticking out of your back.
Derrick: A knife?
Christine: Oh my God! Whatever!
Derrick: Thanks, bro, I appreciate it.
Cody: Gotcha Brolio.
Cody and Christine
Everyone else has gone to sleep. They're up speculating about someone else coming through the door, to host a PoV Comp, then...
Christine: What is America hates us, Cody? Hates me..
Cody: Hates you?
Cody: (whispers) Sorry Donny..
Cody: Honestly, why would they?
Christine: Cuz.. we have tried so hard to get Donny out, and I got Nicole out..
Cody: Who else wouldn't they have wanted out?
Cody: Why? He never did anything. He never went in the DR. He never won anything..
**and yet, we liked him..
Christine: That's true.
Cody: I think Hayden was unknown. Except for the feedsters.
Christine: I just got depressed yesterday, because I feel like I'm playing for 2nd place, no matter what.
Christine: Cuz everyone in there (jury) hates me!
Christine: Hayden despises me. Jocasta doesn't like me.
Cody: What what.. Why does Jocasta not like you?
Christine: Zach hates me.. Donny hates me.. heheheheh.. That sucks!
Cody: Well, if I'm in there, I'll vote for you. I mean, don't get me out, but..
Cody: Don't take that and run with it, know what I'm sayin'?
Christine: no no no.. Yesterday I was just like, Oh F me.. Can't play that way though.. Gotta play thru the game and then when you get to the end, you see what happens.
Skipping ahead a few minutes..
Cody: Why wouldn't you think that I have your back?
Christine: Cuz it's a game.
Cody: Yeah, but I'm a person.
Christine: I know. Exactly! And you have to choose someone..
Cody: And you chose Frankie. (pause) Totally joking. Kind of. Maybe.
Christine: You wanna know the 3 people who have offered me final 2 deals? Nicole, Amber and Frankie. All of them offered me something. And I was like this.. ahhhh... ok???
Cody:(mocking) I can't wait to go to the Final 2 with you..
Christine: (laughing) I can't wait to take you, Amber.. Yes, hehehe, I'm voting for you to stay..
Cody: I would never vote you out. (pause) Wow, you got final 2 offers.. I got a final 3..
Christine: Did you not get any final 2 offers? you so did..
Cody: Oh, Zach..
Christine: Oh.. See? It's all fleeting.
Derrick comes out to use the restroom.. When he goes back to bed, Christine mentions..
Christine: I was scared to talk to you and Derrick for the longest time, cuz I was sure you have a final 2 deal.
**back when your brain still worked, before it had become completely game muddled..
Cody: Me n you were so much closer before I even got close to Derrick.
Christine: But see..
Cody: You were the reason..
Cody: Derrick and I got crazy the close the week that, apparently, we were getting targeted.
Christine: I didn't realize how much alone time me and Frankie had until someone mentioned it to me. I mean, I realized he pulled me aside a lot, but.. if I had known it looked so bad, I wouldn't have done it.
Cody:The only odd thing Frankie does with you is... you're the only person he'll leave in a room alone. Like, he wont do that with anyone else. So it's like, why does Frankie always walk away from Christine? Oh.. Cuz Frankie doesn't really need to be in the room if Christine's there. That's how like, I think about it.
Cody:Cuz I mean, Frankie wont leave me alone with anybody. Except for you. But then he said to me the other day, "Well, you're crazy close with Christine," and I was like, STFU, Frankie.
Christine: I... That's why.. We were up there together and he ran up.
Cody: Yeah, but you guys have a final 2.
Christine: hhehe.. oh my God.. He offered me a final 2. Absolutely. If he wants to take me to final 2, he's more than welcome to.
Cody: He better. If he can get me out.. then I'll vote for you. hehe
Christine: No, I don't want..
Cody: I was thinking about it.. Would I beat him?
Christine: You would beat everybody.
Cody: I don't think so.
Cody: I don't think I would beat.. I definitely don't think I would beat Derrick. I don't think I would beat Caleb..
Christine: See, I think..
Cody: Victoria, I think I'd beat..
Christine: Just out of spite. hehehe. I think you could beat Derrick in a heartbeat.
**and you think you could too, which proves your thinker isn't what it was when you walked into the house..
Cody: I would love to fast forward and see who's in the final 2.
Christine: Me too.
Cody: I don't know if I could beat you.. You've probably been bashing me behind my back, and people are like, Wow, she played that kid so hard.
Christine: When it's the final 3, and you win the last HoH, and I'm sitting there, and you go, "Sorry Christine, Get to Steppin," I am going to murder you.
Cody: That would be f*cked up.
**(Cody's thought bubble) if you make it that far.
Christine: Yeah, I know.
And this, dear dishers, concludes the overnight report. ;-)