The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Saturday to you! It's PoV Day in the BB 16 House, but first.. Let's dive into the live feeds and see what our captive critters got into in the wee hours last night...
Frankie and Caleb
Caleb: Gosh man, getting in that top 3 or top 4 is gonna be so scary.
Frankie: mm hmm
Caleb: ahh.. And it's gonna be so Sucky.
|apologies to Caleb.. i would probably unfriend someone for this unflattering of a pic.|
Frankie: Oh yeah.
Caleb: I don't wanna be that guy to make that.. I mean, I'd like to be the guy, cuz I know I'm goin to the top 3, but oooh..
Frankie: Do I have to start making my case to you now?
Caleb: hahaha.. Case?
Frankie: My case, on why you should take me..
Caleb: No. But between them? I love both of them equally.. It's just, it's gonna be hard, either way.
Frankie: Oh yeah, that's gonna suck. That's gonna suck. We know that. That's what got me so nervous and aggravated with you today.
Frankie: With not putting Nicole.. The big deal with the Have Not.. You don't wanna be the bad guy.
Caleb: I hate bein' the bad guy.
Frankie: I know.. We sat there for 2 minutes in silence, and I was like, Caleb, just be like, Nicole. Just f'in point to her.
Frankie: Like everyone in the house f'in hates her, we want her to go home, just point to her..
Caleb: I know..
Frankie: ..and be like, let's go about our day. But that's where you and I are so different.
Frankie: I'm like, pfft, rip the bandaid off.. I'm sorry.
Caleb: Sorry, see ya.
Frankie: Yeah, exactly.
Caleb: Y'all hop in the Have Not room, make your bed lightly, and stay warm..
Frankie: But I'm like, but I'll make you mushrooms.. I'll cook for you.. You know? Like I make em feel good after.. but I'm like, ah f*ck, just do it.
Caleb: I know. It's just harder for me.. Cody's the same way.
Frankie: Exactly. Both of you are. That's why I had to.. It will suck, but you have to do it.
Derrick and Victoria are making use of some of the goodies BB gave them tonight - body paint. Victoria's painting something on Derrick's arm.
Caleb and Frankie, cont'd.
Frankie: Ultimately, we're here to fight for control, so we can make some decisions.
Caleb: Yeah.. I'm just sayin' that final 4..
Frankie: When there's 4 people in this house, the person who wins that HoH is gonna have the most horrific internal struggle ever.
**unless it's anyone but you. The rest are pretty clear, at least to each other, that you'll be the one ousted.
Caleb: I don't think so. The person that is not on the block has the worst.
Caleb: Because whoever it is is gonna nominate 2 people, if neither one of them win the Veto, that person says.. Cuz there's one vote. That person says... I vote to evict Boom. They're not goin, the other one is.
Frankie: Holy shit. I didn't even think about that.
Caleb: Yeah, so it's not even the HoH really. It's that one person. And then not only that, say you're the HoH, you put up me n Derrick, ok?
Frankie: Cody wins the Veto..
Caleb: Say I win the Veto, you have to put Cody up as the replacement nominee.
Frankie: But say Cody wins the Veto.. then he can guarantee who he wants to come to final 3.
Caleb: He guarantees it.. He says who he wants to go with him, Derrick or me.
Meanwhile, on Camera 1, Speaking of Cody..
Cody and Christine
Cody: There's a comb in here.. I peed all over it. Oh, it's yours?? Is it black?
Cody: Woop, peed all over it. Sorry..
Cody stops talking momentarily so he can focus on his manscaping..
Cody: ooooh.. back to smooth life..
Derrick's turn to paint something on Victoria..
Victoria: I want neon colors. That's light pink..
Derrick: Yes it is. You're not color blind. Congratulations.
Victoria: I wanted neon.
Derrick: I gotcha. You're gonna have neon too.
Cam 3 and 4
Caleb and Frankie, cont'd..
They've been counting votes, going through the jurors one by one..
Caleb: Hayden, in all of our defense, He said he was part of us, but he was working against us ..and that's why he went home. Sucks for him. He shoulda stayed loyal to the people.. He'd still be here if he was.
Frankie: I agree. He was workin' with Nicole the entire time.
Caleb: Yeah. The entire game.
Frankie: It's unbelievable. I just said to Christine.. I can't believe that it took us so long to figure out that Nicole was playing this game. I didn't know she was.. for like the first 7 weeks.
Caleb: I didn't talk to her much..
Frankie: Then all of a sudden I was like, wow, you have been playing this game.. Good for you!
**condescending much? Geez, Frankie.
Frankie: I think that's probably my biggest mistake to this date... was not recognizing her as a threat early on.
Caleb: She started winning all them comps, I was like, dang!
Frankie: I started thinking about it the other day.. Is there anything I regret? Any decision I made that I would change.. The thing I wished I had known earlier was Nicole.. I dismissed her, and you can't dismiss anyone in this game. I was like, eh, she's nothing.
Frankie: I was like, eh, don't have to worry about her. Then all of a sudden, I was like, wow, she's a f*ckin' vicious beast.
**vicious? c'mon, Frankie. vicious??
Caleb: I honestly just hope it's me n you, first n second.
Frankie: me too.
Caleb: Cuz that means both of us go home with.. a lot.
Frankie: Me too.
Caleb: You can build your schools. Whether it be me win the whole thing or you win the whole thing, if I take 2nd place? That's 50k.
Frankie: Me too.
Caleb: I'd love it. Every penny of it.
Frankie: That would be so good..
Caleb: Just imagine that.. On day 2, I remember you diggin' into the refrigerator right there.. and you were like, I think we can make it to the end.
Caleb: And I was like, I think so too..
Caleb: Then you're like, "Let's do it," and we're still here.
Frankie: Yeah... It's unbelievable.. Exactly where we started.
Caleb: We literally had our one hiccup in the whole game, and it was late, and it was squashed..
Frankie: It was squashed, yeah..
Caleb: The day of the hiccup.
Frankie: Exactly. One day. Day 50, man. That was a crazy f'in day. 49. 50...
Caleb: I do want you to know, as bad as I know it is, standing up next to you, against all those people, it would be a rough one.. it would be a close one.. I would still choose you.
Frankie: Yeah, me too. I would.
Caleb: Just because I'm a man of my word.
Caleb: We made that on day 2, and if we made that happen on day 90? You're talking about 2 of the best Big Brother players in Big Brother history.
Frankie: Yeah. You have a much better shot than I do, but I'd still take you. I think I have the worst shot out of anyone.
Caleb: You just don't know..
Frankie: I just feel like everyone on the jury hates me.
Caleb: It just depends how they vote. if it was final 2 right now, you would have more comps.. and if that's how they vote, and that's to me how they're supposed to vote..
Frankie: Got it. Have to keep winning..
Caleb: That's how I would vote.
Caleb: I'm votin' on who played the best game and who literally won the most comps.
Caleb: Cuz if you're winnin all these comps and you're still here, you done somethin' right.
Frankie: Victoria's gonna vote for Derrick.
Caleb: Yup. Jocasta'll probably vote for Derrick.
Frankie: mm hmm
Caleb: Derrick's got a good..
Frankie: Derrick and Cody are the people that I think are non-beatable.
Caleb: They're non-beatable?
Frankie: You can't beat em.
Caleb: Mmm.. I think Derrick could be beat. Cody.. he's just.. He's loved by everyone in the house.
Frankie: mm hmm
Caleb: Derrick's not done anything wrong to anyone..
Frankie: Yeah, but he hasn't played a great game.
Frankie: I mean, he hasn't won anything.
**because he hasn't had to, since you'll all do his bidding every week. But thank you for the insight into how you think this game is going..
It's snack time, and the topic is Devin..
Caleb: Frankie was like, "Caleb, you may not be scared of Devin, but I am. Please do not go up there!"
Christine: That's funny.
Caleb: "He will rip me in half." hehehe
Meanwhile, across the table, Cody and Christine are too close for Caleb's comfort again... Earlier in the day, he called Cody a homewrecker and said his holding Christine's hand on the hammock was just over the top.
Caleb: Why don't you just make out?
Cody: Caleb, with another inappropriate comment again. Caleb, just keep em comin' buddy. F'in hate you.
Camera 1 and 2
Derrick and Nicole
Have Not Room
Lights out, Pillow Talk..
Nicole: At this point, I feel like I'm completely alone, so I would have to win literally every Veto or HoH, but I'm gonna give it a try. That's kinda how I feel.
Derrick: I respect your honesty. I really do, Nicole. I respect your honesty.
Nicole: People are so set in their ways, if you do talk to someone, all it does is come back to bite you in the butt. It's twisted and turned.. This is not a strategic season. I do not think there's much strategy. I think it's so unanimous. Everybody seems to be working together, and then you have 1 target every single week. It's not the BB that I know and love. A buy back is so pointless.. I'm done.
Derrick: You want my honest opinion? I do agree with you, but when you talk about somebody like Dan Gheesling, in my opinion, and you may agree or disagree, he's one of the best players, if not THE best player, to ever play this game. What he is able to make people do, not everyone is able to make people do.
***now just change the "he" in that sentence to "I" and it's crystal clear.
Derrick: That man is a genius.
Nicole: He is.
Derrick: Literally. Not just figuratively. Literally a genius when it comes to this game.
Derrick: So what I would say to your statement is, I don't know if it's necessarily that people aren't able to turn..
Nicole: Yeah, I understand..
Derrick: I don't know if there's a Dan Gheesling in this house this year.
Nicole: I don't think there is.
Derrick: Does that make sense? And if there was a Dan Gheesling, you wouldn't know it.
Nicole: The thing is .. and I would never put this target on your back by saying this to anyone else.. I feel like you're the closest thing to Dan I've ever came across.
Derrick: Oh Jesus.. I.. huge, huge..
Derrick: Huge, huge, compliment.
Nicole: I'm just being completely honest.
Derrick: Huge, huge compliment.
Nicole: And I would never say that to anyone else.
Derrick: Huge compliment, and I appreciate it. Thank you.
Nicole: I really am being honest.
Derrick: What makes you say that, though?
Nicole: Derrick, I know you are playing the best game in this house, and I respect you so much, and you could pretty much do anything to me at this point, and I would still... (fishies)
**And, dear Nicole, you just signed your own BB death warrant with this admission... unless you win the PoV. Fingers crossed for you, honey.
This conversation is really enjoyable and continues for quite some time to come, if you'd like to catch it on flashback. We're going to rejoin them about 15 minutes later when they circle back from glowing reflections on Hayden to the present situation..
Derrick: Jocasta wouldn't have done shit.
Nicole: I know.. but she could have made it far, because she's not a threat.
Derrick: No, she wouldn't have. She would have gone home right away. Trust me. She woulda been goin' home this week.
Nicole: (deep breath) God, I need to win this, Derrick, so bad. I was thinking how bad I wanna win.. I would literally like lose my hand when I turned a certain age. To win this comp. Is that weird?
Derrick: Oh my God.
Nicole: You don't know how bad I wanna win. I hope it's something I have a chance at. I hope it's not that ball one.
Derrick: Which one?
Nicole: Where you throw up balls and catch the other one..
Derrick: I don't think so. It sounds like they were building a lot more.
Nicole: It's more important to win the Veto than the HoHs, but it's risky.
Derrick: Correct. I think you're doing the best you can in the situation we're in, but I do think that some people are in tight with other people..
Nicole: mm hmm
Derrick: And there's not much you're gonna say..
Derrick: Other than getting some power of your own..
Derrick: ..that's going to give you leverage.
Derrick: That's just it, ya know?
Derrick: I wont speak for anybody else.. I truly, truly believe.. I don't believe; I know. I know who you are outside this game.
Derrick: And you're a great, great girl. I would love for my daughter to grow up just like you.
Nicole: Thank you, Derrick. That's very meaningful. That means a lot.
Derrick: And no bullshit.
Nicole: Thank you.
Derrick: So.. that being said, I would love to see you continue on in this game, but you have to do it for yourself, because nobody can do it for you.
And this, dear dishers, concludes the Overnight Report.