The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Monday to you! The Final 5 to Final 4 Eviction Show will be taping this afternoon, so we expect the feeds to go down this afternoon and stay down til after the Tuesday Show airs. During that time, they'll be playing for HoH, making Noms and playing for PoV.
We'll learn who wins the Final 4 HoH on the Tuesday Show. Once we see them on the feeds again, hopefully on Tuesday night right after the show airs, we ought to learn who won the Final 4 PoV... and that will shape our final 3. Who are you holding your breath for?
All The HGs were all told is that they'd have to be UP and ready to go by 9am Monday morning. They don't know why. I'll tell you - It's so they can all be filmed doing an activity that BB can show to the TVGN audience on Monday night. In years past, it's been things like t-shirt painting..
So as I hop on to check on them at midnight BBT, they are ALL in some very odd positions for this time of night:
Good grief! Where do they think they are? BB Canada??
Errrr.. and me just starting to work on my second 5 shot latte. What's a dishchick to do? Flashback and Backtrack to the earlier part of the evening.. that's what!
OK.. when do working East Coast folks go to sleep? Midnight? Let's start there...
As we rejoin our Fearless Fivesome at 9:00pm BBT, Frankie's on the double chaise, giving laundry instructions.
Victoria's chatting with him. Derrick, Cody and Caleb are playing pool. Then..
Victoria: I can't wait to get my clothes back. I'm trashing all these clothes.
Frankie: I'm gonna throw everything.
Victoria: Don't want any thing of it. I'm not gonna pay overweight for my luggage. I'm just gonna throw everything out.
Cody: Omg, I'm crazy trashing everything.
Speculation about what's happening Monday morning..
Cody: Hope some ONE, rather than some THING.
Frankie: Me too.
Caleb, Derrick and Cody are talking about their favorite nights in the house.
Derrick offers Caleb and Amber's date night.. the night everyone got dressed up and Frankie was "Frank."
Cody: That night Brittany slept in my room... Coulda f'in knocked it. Didn't do anything.. botched it.
Derrick: Could you though?
Cody: Yeah, I botched it.
Caleb thinks they're talking about these things in prep for final 3 hoh part three. Cody swears that's a no.
Cody: I swear. I like where your head's at though. Someone's thinkin' ahead. What was your biggest regret?
Caleb: Hehe.. I'm not answerin'.
Cody: Uhhh, Derrick, what's one thing you would do differently? If you could do it again?
Cody: Caleb, what..
Caleb: I'm not answering these questions.
Cody: hehehehe.. What.. hehehe..
Derrick: You're up, paisan, come on.
Cody: I wasn't even thinkin' of that.
Caleb: Ask me when we get out.
Cody: If we don't get something dope tomorrow..
Derrick: Coloring books.
Cody: They're gonna give us activities.
Derrick: It's gonna be somethin' more than that.
Caleb: It's gonna be somethin' big.
Caleb: I think it'll be a person.
Cody: What would they do though, if they came in here?
Caleb: Hang out with us for the day. Play pool with us. Hang out.
Cody: Oh, today's Sunday.. Oh my God!! Imagine.. Monday Night Football. Imagine we get it on tv. Someone comes into the house, brings Hooters Girls.. They bring Hooter's stuff. Wings, Food. And we watch Monday night football. What would you do?
Derrick: It'd be so dope. But.. it's not on CBS, so... I thought Fox had Monday Night Football. I could be wrong.
Caleb: Girls come in.. some hot ones.. bring their bikinis..
Cody: But that would never happen, because that'd only be fair for you and I.
Derrick: He's like, so?
Cody: I mean, I don't care.. You can go kick rocks inside the whole time.
Derrick: My luck, they'll wanna hang out with me the whole time. They'll be like, Oh, you're married, you guys'll be like, What the F*ck?!
Caleb: Ain't no tellin' what it's gonna be.
Derrick: I can tell you one thing it' snot gonna be: Hooter's Girls.
Speculation continues... a visit from a former houseguest..
Caleb: Last time with Izzy, they did not tell us. This time, they said, "you guys wanna get you some sleep. When we wake you up, we're givin' you literally an hour..."
Cody: First time EVER, ever, ever in the History of Big Brother, they take us out of the Big Brother house. Ever! Never happened before. How many never happened before in BB histories have happened this season? 3.
Caleb: Are they gonna take us all out somewhere? All 5 of us?
Derrick: No live feeds? The live feeds are what get us this..
Cody: There could be live feeds..
Derrick: Have the camera followin' us? Possible.
Caleb: We're takin' you guys to a sushi restaurant..
Cody: Do sake bombs all day..
And so on...
Over on the double chaise, the conversation between Victoria and Frankie has a decidedly different tone.
Frankie: I know. It's all gonna hit as soon as I walk out this house.
Victoria: mm hmm
Frankie: I hope that I just handle it as well as I think I'm going to.
Victoria: You will. He lived a very full 94 years of life.. Everything happens for a reason.
Frankie: We're moving forward constantly.
Moving Forward to 9:30pm, they're all chatting about life outside the house, and their perfect "seal the deal date."
Cody: Once I broke up with my ex-girlfriend, I never talked to a girl long enough to be like, let's go on a date.
Frankie: That's a seal the deal date.
Victoria: It's everything. I love Central Park.
Frankie: You do that right, it's done.
Cody: I will do that.. when I find a girl to do that with, that's what I'm doin..
Victoria: It's everything.
Frankie: It's so beautiful.
**If I was not as nice as I am, that would be the tweet. But he continues.. and I am nice.
Caleb: Girl in the saddle, me behind her holdin' onto the reins, just walkin' in a big ole pasture. We're gonna get to a place, gotta blanket, little river, got some fishin' poles.. lil cooler a beer, lil radio, lil picnic right on the river.. hang out.. fish. (winks) seal the deal. Done.
Cody: Dude, winter dates in the city.. best thing in the world. Go in, see the tree, ice skate..
Victoria: Did you ever go ice skating in Rockefeller?
Cody: Yeah, but most of the time I go to Bryant Park, cuz it's a lot less of a wait.
Frankie: The rink is bigger also..
And so on..
Cody and Caleb are talking about Frankie when he appears on the spy screen, making his way up to say goodnight and get his goodnight hugs from Cody and Caleb. Frankie doesn't know it, but this is his last night in the Big Brother House.. First Cody, then an acknowledgement for tvgn and then on to Caleb...
Frankie: Goodnight, TVGN...
Frankie: No one's watching.
Frankie cracks his neck, and the noise is such that Cody actually grimaces.
Frankie: Get some sleep.
Caleb: Wake up early.
Frankie: Fun day tomorrow.
**for you, not so much.
Cody: God, I hope so.
Frankie: It will be.
Caleb: Fun day.
Cody: It better be.
Once Frankie leaves, they resume...
Cody: But yeah, I mean, like so many people have crossed so many people, and you and I have never been in the situation where anyone can say, hey, he was goin' behind your back.
Caleb: Never. My actions go along with the words that I speak.
Cody: mm hmm.
Caleb: I told you guys from earlier this week.. I'll put Frankie up..
Cody: And we took care of it for you.
Caleb: And it worked. I put him up, you won the veto, so now we gotta follow through. When we thought about it, that was the only way to guarantee us final 3.
Cody: It guaranteed us final 4. Winning the Veto guaranteed us final 3. We were goin' final 4 no matter what.
Caleb: No matter what.
Cody: Last week, when I was up, I never, never ran around crazy paranoid like that. Frankie brings it up every chance he gets.
Caleb: It's the trust problem.
**mm.. it's also that you're 100% going after him, and he senses it.
Cody: Because, you only have a trust problem when you're the one that's doing shit.
Caleb: yeah. He was just saying, "You put me on the block. I'm a big competitor. I'm a huge target." He's like, "I expect to go home. That's what happens to people like me, when you're in this situation, this far in the game."
Cody and Caleb proceed to break down Frankie's so called Comp Beast status..
Cody: And I was thinking about it today.. He's a big competitor, but like, he won an HoH week 1, he won a split HoH week 4, and didn't stay HoH.
Caleb: Well, he didn't stay HoH week 1 either.
Cody: Right, exactly. And week 5, he wouldn't have even been up here if Derrick didn't throw it to him. He wouldn't have even been up here. That's an HoH gone.
**oh sure he would have. just not as HoH. ;-)
Cody: Then the 1st HoH he won was week 9.. and that was us 3 sitting there at the end. And then the first comp that he won outright himself was the Veto.
Cody: He acts like such a huge competitor, and he was so cocky about the memory wall, but it was like, you have no idea dude. When I'm staring at the memory wall, and I'm looking at it, I'm gonna smoke you. That's why he pissed me off when he would like laugh at me.
Cody: When I was like, I never looked at the memory wall. I never looked at that thing. I didn't look at the people on the wall. I walked by it.
Cody: He thinks he's such a big competitor, but 2nd chance at the shovel thing, he got smoked. 2nd chance at the veto, he got smoked.
Caleb: Yeah, we literally smoked him. The 1st one, I had him beat, I dropped a seed, he won. Simple. The face morph one, he won.
Cody: Yeah, he won that. Nothing would have changed that, because none of us looked at it, and none of us had any idea it was coming.
Caleb: But even then.. I mean, he only beat Derrick by 20 seconds, so.. This past one? He got smoked. In both.
Cody: In both of em.
Caleb: He had 6 balls left on the shovel thing..
Cody: If you feel like you're a huge competitor that'll sit on the block and go home, then make sure you're not losing.
And so on...
Victoria: (tipsy) Where are the corn tortillas? Hehehe! They're gone!
(and off she goes to the storage room)
Derrick: (under his breath) That right there is a classic example of somebody who shouldn't drink... Especially when you're on a game show for 500,000 dollars.
Cody and Derrick
Lights out in the... Fire Room?
Derrick: I think he would take me..So for your game, he has to go.
Cody: For my game?
Derrick:Yes. And I got your back on your game.
Cody: My new pecking order, and this is what I was just saying to Caleb upstairs, "it wouldn't matter if you wanted him to stay or not, because back in week 9, he used the Veto on you, I sat on the block. I said, Caleb that shows, I'm the bottom of the pecking order. Not to you, to Frankie."
Cody: My game, he's on the block, there's nothing you could say to me to..
Derrick: Exactly, he would get rid of you first.
Cody: Which is why..
Derrick: And he would take me over Caleb.
Cody: Which is why he needs to go too.
Derrick: There's no way I would flip. There's no way.
Cody: I just wanted Caleb to know, you (Caleb) don't have the power you think you have.
Derrick: He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He's gonna have 1 shot to save himself in the Veto. He ain't gonna win it. But, like I said, I think, genuinely, he would take me. That's why he's trying to convince Caleb not to take me if he goes, because he's thinkin' the same thing. We can't trust this guy. That's why he's gotta go, cuz I know, if you don't win the HoH and I do, and he wins the Veto, he's sending you home.
Cody: Caleb thinks that if I win the HoH, I'm gonna put you up.
Derrick: He thinks that if *I* win the HoH, I'm gonna put you up.
Cody: He said that?
Derrick: Yup! He's like, you're just gonna put up Cody and Victoria.. I'm like, "Absolutely." But you have my word as a man..
I believe him. How about you?
And this Concludes the Very Odd Before Midnight Overnight Report... I'll see you when BB wakes the HGs to do some crafts (to be taped) for the tvgn folks..