The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy (what day is today??) Saturday to you! I'm sure it's Saturday, because it says so right above the title of this post. ☺
If this is your 1st time on BBDish today, you'll definitely want to check out these 2 previous posts before you read another word:
We rejoin our HGs just after the BB clock strikes midnight.. Cody's a little crabby. hehehe..
Cody, Caleb, Derrick
Voice of Hayden: Halaaa!
Cody: Shut up, Hayden.
Derrick: He took my f'in brush.
Caleb: And he got 5 grand.
Derrick: Yeah, and he got 5 grand.
Cody: And he could've gave it to Nicole.
Cody: Clown. Tellin' you right now, Jeff would've gave (sic) it to Jordan.
Caleb: Yeah he would have.
Cody: And Jeff and Jordan may have connected better..
Caleb: Dude, they just kissed on national television.
Derrick: It was awkward.
Cody: It was awkward. It wasn't a good one.
Caleb: No. But they still kissed. If she didn't want to kiss him, she wouldn't have let it happen.
Cody: If Jeff and Jordan were both in jury, Jeff would've given it to her.
Derrick: I'm sure he would.
Cody: I'm gonna say it to her the second I get out of here.
Cody: I'll be like, I would've given you that 5k if I was in his situation, just so you know.
Derrick: You're up in the room, No! Noo!!
Cody: I'm like, You coward!! Give it to her!!
And we're moving along.. A pouty, jilted Cody was just too much to pass up. Didn't help that Hayden called out to Cody specifically when he dipped Nicole for that kiss. If you missed it, check out this post.
Cody, Caleb, Derrick
Cody: It's gonna come to blows.
Caleb: Is it?
Derrick: It's gonna be bad.
Cody: He's gonna f'un BUG.
Derrick: No, I don't think he will.
Cody: I agree.
**Vulcan Mind Meld.
Derrick: I think he's well off outside this house..
Cody: And what he said to me the other day was, I was never gonna take the 1st shot, because I have an image outside of this that I have to upkeep.
Cody: And.. What does that mean?
Derrick: And if he was really donating the money to charity, that means he didn't need it. He's doin' ok.
They spend a couple minutes speculating about Grande bank.. then.. back to game.
Cody: Know what I also think? I think Frankie's gonna handle it like a very good player would. He's gonna be like...
Derrick: Contrary to popular belief, I think he already knows.
Caleb: I think he does too.
Cody: That's why he's sleeping.
**the time honored tradition of the BB doomed.
Cody: I just hate with a passion the line, "I've kept you safe while you were sitting on the block."
Caleb: He didn't keep you safe though. The votes would've kept you safe, and he couldn't vote.
Cody: That's what I'm saying. My game with you 2 kept me safe. He put me on the block!
Cody: The week before, when he sued the Veto on Caleb, don't insult me by saying, "I kept you safe by putting Zach up next to you."
Derrick: Yeah... We've done everything the right way so far.. I think we're gonna do this the right way. Sit him down, give him a lot of compliments, be honest with him.. Just a game, dude. We think you're a good guy..
Caleb: The dude's gonna go into the jury house and start tellin' people lies.
Derrick: One hundred percent!
Caleb: Derrick said this, Cody said this about you the whole time you been in here, he's been crushin' you.. blablabla..
Derrick: yeah.. He might, but I don't think they're supposed to talk about.. and once he leaves, I think he's gonna be like, "I don't give a f*ck about this house. I got a youtube channel to get back to. Lemme get crackin'. I hope I got another 60,000 people following' me while I was here."
Lockdown is over and the guys have moved outside to the pool table, where they also seem to be playing a game of "they hate me more" regarding the jury members.
Cody: Donny Hates me.. Christine definitely hates me.
Frankie: She hates me more. She told me on her way out. She said, "I hate you."
Derrick: I was like, I don't know what that means.. hehe
Cody: She said that??
Frankie: Yeah. I said, do you hate me, and she's like mmmmm... I was like, Oh, Ok, great.
Derrick: I don't think anybody at the after party will be like "don't talk to me." She's the only one who's gonna be like that.
Caleb: When the game's over, the game's over. For me.
Derrick: I think for us, for the Hayden thing, he's probably just like, "You porked me."
Cody: Oh, he knows it. Nicole knows it too.
Derrick: I wonder if that's why she took our shit.
Cody: I don't want to wait up all night to be called to the DR.
Frankie: Victoria's in there right now.
Cody: Gahh... What can they even say to her?
Frankie is whispering very softly and very animatedly. It looks to me like he's rehearsing a speech. I'm only able to catch a couple words..
Derrick and Cody
Cam 3 and 4
Following quite a bit of incorrect speculation about dates and comps and the like, Derrick gets back to work on to the meat of the matter.. In the event that Caleb does not win the PoV at final 4, is Cody on board now with getting him out? It'll take a while to get there, but the answer is yes.
Derrick: Do I think he's gonna beat us in a 3 part HoH? Probably not, but it's possible. With her, it's not.
Cody: Yeah, she's not gonna beat both of us 2 times out of 3.
**I adore Victoria, but let's be real. She's not going to beat both of you 999 times out of 1000.
Derrick: The odds are very slim. But of you say to me, D, I just can't do it, then we'll keep him here.
Cody: Yeah, no.
Derrick: We'll ride the bus and see how it goes.. But I would hate for one of us to lose out on that money.
Derrick: I would hate it. We've played too hard and too well this whole time. I guess my way of justifying it in my own head is, I only made promises to one person.
Cody: That we would go to the final 2.
Derrick: You're the only person I could get backlash from if I crossed you. If I crossed you, I'd get crushed.
Cody: If I crossed you, I'd get smashed.
Derrick: And I definitely would not be able to approach your parents and be like, Hey, I've been playing with your son this entire game. Cuz your dad would tell me to go f*ck myself, and he would have the right to do so. Cuz I would tell my wife to say the same thing to you.. Honestly.
Derrick: I've been loyal to you this whole time and I'm gonna f*ck you the last week? Not happening.
Cody: mm hmm
Derrick: I'll take 50k because that'll get me what I need, and I can still look your dad in the face.
Skipping ahead a minute..
Derrick: If I win the Veto, I would say to him, "listen, you're too big of a competitor. You're right, you are a beast.."
Cody: Honestly, at that point, if I won the veto and we're gonna send him home, I wouldn't even care about sayin' it in front of Victoria. I'd be like, "listen, dude, me and that guy had a final 2 from day 2. I gotta let you know.. It's been great. I wasn't tryin' to play you, but we are playin' a game, and I hope you can respect, like, the loyalty aspect of it, cuz this guy and I, we made a bond with each other on day 2.
Derrick: And by doing so, you're throwing us both under the bus equally, which is fair.
OK, kids! This concludes the Overnight Report.. As always, you can pick up where I've left off on any conversation by watching it on flashback. The camera numbers and times are listed for you..