Big Brother 13: Monday Afternoon

Good afternoon, BB Lovers!! I hope you're having a magnificent Monday! If this is your 1st time on the blog today, please have a look at GenieSea's comprehensive Morning Report, as well as my Overnight Report to get caught up on everything that went down on the live feeds last night - Quite a lot - and all the times and camera numbers to get you where you want to go in the flashback machine!

I swear, you can't look away from these HGs for a minute. This is *not* your normal season of Big Brother. If you haven't take advantage of the 3 day free trial for the live feeds yet, I have 4 words for you: You Are Missing Out!

As we join our HGs this sunny Southern California afternoon, we find most of them enjoying the day...

Perv Cam has just zoomed in on what is fast becoming his favorite target: Porsche's boobs.

Dani's happily tanning away...

Keith's taking it all in...

Jeff's.. well, Jeff... :0)


And Lawon bears a striking resemblance to me for the past couple hours, only less sweaty...



What shall our critters get into this afternoon? Let's sit back, watch the feeds and find out!

1:22pm BBT
Around the yard... Rollcall...

• Lawon's done with his cardio, chilling on the couch, hydrating.
  
• Brendon is on the elliptical.
• Adam's on a chair, near the bench press.
• Cassi's getting lotioned up and using a towel to protect her feet from the hot fake grass as she crosses to the hammock..
• Shelly, Jeff and Jordan are in the pool.
• Rachel's tanning poolside.
• Dani,Porsche and Lawon are on the chaise lounges.
• Dominic is off camera at the moment, but in the backyard as well.
  
• Kalia's dangling her legs in the pool.
  

Chatter is friendly, light and fun...

1:33pm BBT
Flashback Find
Camera 3/4

Jordan just gave Jeff a "nose enema" with the hose in the pool. This is definitely worth the flashback!

Jordan then sprays Rachel, and offers her services to anyone else who's interested. Cassi takes her up on the offer.


1:39pm BBT
Cam 3
Pool
Kalia, Jordan, Rachel, Cassi
Flashback find!

The Big Brother 13 HGs are making up their own Rap... Jeff's Rule: Whoever doesn't come up with a line gets hosed.

I missed a few, but here's the gist.

Shelly: Jordan's really funny and she's got a big hose.
Rachel: She's scared to spray Dani cuz she might throw some bones.
Cassi: Kalia may be gangsta, but she got no flow.
Shelly: Trashbags are locked in the House. HoH has a big f'in mouth.

ALL: Woah!!

1:44pm
Cam 3
Jeff, Jordan, Kalia, Cassi
Word Association Game
**Cute, fun...

Kalia: Happy
Jeff: Jordan

Dominic: Foot
Jordan: Brendon.

Kalia: Lockdown
Jeff: Suck
Dominic: Pissed

You get the picture. This transitions into a round of "Would you rather..." between Dominic Kalia, Adam and Cassi.


2:00pm BBT
Camera 1 - Keith & Shelly are on the couches, chatting. I'm gonna hang with them and see if they get into any game talk. Keith looks like he wants to... but it could just be gas.

2:06pm
Camera 3/4
Cassi: Would you rather wear clothespins on your nipples,
Adam: Yes!
ALL: laugh
Adam: Oh, there's an or?
Cassi: or on your eyebrows and tongue for a day?
Kalia: On my eyebrows and tongue... I don't like anything painful on my nipples.

Kalia: Dani's getting really red.
Cassi: Dani... Dani!
Dani: Wha...
Cassi: You're getting really red...

Talk turns to sunburns...

...so I follow Jeff and Lawon inside to the Kitchen on Camera 1 in case there's some game talk. Nope. Dani and Adam come in too. Jeff is looking at Adam through the corner of his eye.. perhaps waiting for him to clear, so he can have a word with Dani?

2:19pm BBT
Camera 1/2
Dani and Jordan
Kitchen Area

Dani's having a bite to eat, studying the memory wall, and Jordan comes in to get a drink. A bit of chatter, then Jordan goes back outside and Dani resumes her studies.

2:21pm
The camera flips outside, and we've got Jeff and Adam, smoking on the couch, while Brendon works out on the adjacent elliptical. Keith's on the couch as well. Chatter...

2:32pm BBT
Camera 4
Shelly & Dani

Dani: I've heard from 3 people already that she's (Cassi) trying to get all the returning people out.
Shelly: She is.
Dani: I feel like she's trying to run the other side,
Shelly: She is.

Dani: Then she comes to me and says , you don't ever talk game to me..
Shelly: I don't understand why she's doing that. I mean, you look out for the people who look out for you. She's gone meticulously through every person and said..
Dani; And then it's the opposite to us.
Shelly: I know that their first thing is to put up Jeff and Jordan.
Dani: It gets out.
Shelly: She's gonna get herself gone by doing that. It gets out. People get caught. And the thing is, they all think she's a super good player, she's got it all figured out. Somebody told her she's got good game, back in the box.
Dani: Really? That doesn't make sense. Nobody back there would ever say that. Unless they were mocking her.
Shelly: Maybe that's it. The thing is, she's a blast. But when you get too far ahead of yourself, you're done. Do they think that they have you so wrapped that they can say whatever you want?
Dani: They really don't talk game to me...
Shelly: More jokin' and playin'?
Dani: Yeah. And she clearly wants to keep Keith.
Shelly: Oh yeah.
Dani: The thing is, I think Lawon does too.
Shelly: Really?
Dani: Last night, he was saying... He's coming.

In walks Lawon. Talk turns to milk... and Brendon on the elliptical. Porsche enters. Brendon comes in, fresh from 75 minutes on the elliptical. ( Wuss. ;p i kid. i kid. )

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2:46pm BBT
Camera 1
Dani, Adam & Keith...

Chatter and an excuse to post this, while it lasts.



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2:47pm BBT
Camera 1/2
Jeff & Jordan

Jordan's telling Jeff about Kalia's request to go up on the block, as a way to get rid of Lawon and get herself a golden key.

Jeff wonders if they're talking too loud... if them being together might cause suspicion.

***hehe. I think you're ok there. People expect you two to be together.

2:54pm BBT

Jeff and Jordan are now talking about where they want to go traveling, if they win the show this time... Turks and Caicos... St. Tropez... tossing ideas around.

2:55pm BBT
Backyard - All cams
BB: Daniele, please go to the Diary Room.
Someone: That's a first!!
Adam: Anybody else have dark clothes that need to be washed?
***aw!! Very sweet.

Jeff & Jordan's double chaise tete-a-tete is done.

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3pm BBT
Camera 1 & 2
Kalia & Dominic

Operation "Put Me on the Block so Lawon Goes Home and I get a Golden Key" is afoot... Kalia's giving the shpiel to Dominic. "I don't feel like I connect with people... I miss home.. I just don't want to be here... etc."

Dominic: Don't throw in the towel yet.
Kalia: Oh, I know.. That's why I'm only telling you.
***Bwahahahaha!
Kalia: I don't feel like I can win either..
Dominic: Me neither.
Kalia: Really? I think you can. If you and Adam went up, I'd totally keep you. He gets on my nerves.

Lawon comes out and joins Kalia in the pool. The conversation continues...

Kalia: Maybe I should just go in and eat and get myself a penalty nomination.
Lawon: I just had some olives.
Kalia: I hate olives. And pickles.
Dominic: Can you use mayo?
Laown: Yes.
Dominic: You can make a salad!

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3:21pm BBT
Camera 1
Kitchen

Feeding time. Lots of HGs passing through and prepping food... Jeff, Jordan, Dani, Adam, Porsche, Rachel, Brendon...

**I'm hungry!

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3:39pm BBT
Camera 1
HoH Room
Dani & Brendon

Dani: OK.. so how it works is..
Brendon: We get screwed.
Dani: Of course. Anyway... There's 3 golden keys.
Brendon: There's 3 golden keys.
Dani: The 4th one, how it works is... what we were talking about before...

**Palm trees...

Dani: But we had 14, and we only had 1 fast forward.
Brendon: You guys might have had a longer season.
Dani: I think it was the same.. middle of September.
Brendon: So the way they're doing it now is the way they did it before... You evicted..

**Palm Trees again. They better go away before I start speculating about that last key.

Brendon: Both of them are gonna play this week out. These people are so stupid. Shelly and Kalia are gonna let them think they're voting out Keith.. and then boom. They'll go into HoH rattled. Cuz i told Shelly and Kalia to let them think they're keeping Keith.
Dani: So the vote'll be...
Brendon: Adam might vote him out too, but we don't care what Adam does.

Dani: Last night I was sitting on the couch with Dom and Cassi..
Brendon: I saw you.. I almost came out, but then I thought, no, let you wedge yourself in with them.
Dani: They don't tell me anything. So.. I go in to brush my teeth, and Cassi comes in, and she's all, they told me about the deal with the returners, and I'm totally in. She's *never* talked game with me, and she comes in with that. I'm telling you, I would rather get her out next week than Dominic. She's running their side. I'm telling you right now, Adam would vote to evict every single one of us before 1 of them... just to say he did it. I really don't trust cassi at all though.
Brendon: Cassi's just name-dropping though..
Dani: She told Shelly yesterday, You're the only one I trust, after she just openly lied to her. Then.. get this.. she told Shelly the DR told her she was playing a mean game.. as if they'd ever say that to anyone.

***I agree with Dani, and I'm wondering if Brendon just doesn't view women as credible threats in the game.

Brendon: Really, for HoH, we're just competing against Dominic and Cassi.
Dani: Which are the 2 people we want out...
Brendon: At least the people last year were smart enough to keep quiet. These people cannot keep their mouths shut.

Brendon's trying to fill Rachel in and she's not getting it.

Brendon: I've talked to Kalia and Shelly, separately. Kalia's definitely down for getting Keith out. All week they're gonna try to convince you to keep Keith, because he's a stronger player against us. Let them think you're gonna keep him, and then evict him. I had the same conversation with Shelly, and she's on board. So we have a 6-4 vote.

Dani reiterates that she wants Cassi gone more than Dom. Talk turns to endurance...

Dani: It'll be the 4th week, and it'll be the fight for the 4th key...

Rachel mics up and pipes in.

Rachel: I believe they're all gonna vote to evict Keith in the end.
Dani: They're all really close with Keith, and he's a physical player for them... They want to keep him.


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4:05pm BBT
Backyard
Jordan & Kalia

Kalia's plan just may get wings..

Jordan: You wouldn't go home. I would make sure you didn't go home.



Spark up your feeds, folks! It's time for a foggy blogger dinner break!

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