Early Saturday Afternoon
Jeff, Laura & Jordan
Laura tells them how Ronnie was just quizzing her about her job, digging to see if she makes big money outside the house...
Jeff is pretty noticeably unintersted.
Laura: He said to me and Jordan that if he wins the Veto, he may go ahead with that plan we talked about.
Jeff: He's so full of sh-t.
Jeff: Is he here?
Jordan: No... but... you have to be careful!
Jeff tells Jordan to stop snapping at him... a little back and forth on that...
Jeff: I'm gonna plant some seeds before I leave.. gonna start spreading rumors about Jordan.
Laura: I told Ronnie, I know one crucial piece to this game, and I'm gonna whisper it to Jordan when I'm leaving... I don't know anything..
Jeff: That's a good one for sure, cause he's so paranoid. I told him one of my friends is gonna fly over in an airplane and fly a banner telling me who the rat is...
Laura mentions the whole rat thing..
Jeff: Is he still pretending it's not him? They're all crazy.
Laura: You can't make it very far in this game completely alone, but you can't make it very far aligned with the wrong people either.
Jordan: Me n Jeff are dumb at this game, remember that.
Laura: Well, if I'm gonna leave, I'll spend the week stirring stuff up.
They wonder if the PoV comp will involve prizes... Laura figures if it is, she'll probably end up in the unitard for her last week...
Jordan: I'm sorry, Jeff, but I hope Laura wins it.
Laura: I'll be just as happy if either of us win it.
Jeff: Stop saying that. You're making me sick.
Laura: Jeff, you're safe either way.. Especially if America has anything to say about it. I'm sure they love you two as their showmance.
They both deny they're having a showmance... Jordan points out that he says he doesn't like blond women, only brunettes. Laura responds, me too.
Jeff: What're you getting all dolled up for?
Jordan: Can I not?
Jeff: One more crack today...
He snuggles down next to her... Jordan says she's just teasing.. and she likes to tease him...
BB: Laura, please come to the Diary Room....
Ronnie comes in and tells them the PoV Comp will start pretty soon... Jeff & Jordan continue flirting in private.
Ronnie, Lydia, Kevin
Ronnie: Please be something mental.. Please...
Lydia: Please give me an awesome outfit!!!
BB: Casey, Please go to the Diary Room.
Ronnie: So then she was like, I know something and if I'm going out the door... Please!
Ronnie: Don't try that on me, b-tch.
Lydia: Gloves off.
Ronnie: OK.. well I'm gonna go start drinking in case it's a challenge where you have to eat or drink...
Russell sits down with them.
Lydia: Seriously, Russell? You juggle glass balls?
Russell looks at her quizzically. Lydia tells him about laura's claim to know something and asks if he knows...
Russell: At this point, I've kinda lost track of everything.
Russell: Ronnie is so paranoid.
Lydia: In this case, it was just such a bizarre thing for her to say...
Jordan & Jeff
Jordan's plucking Jeff's eyebrows. Casey walks in and gives him hell about it... Then BB Calls Jeff in to the Diary Room. Here's pics - too cute!
Laura & Jordan
Laura warns Jordan not to believe a word out of Ronnie's mouth, telling her he's completely full of it about only having seen a couple seasons, and that's not all. Talk returns to the PoV, and how much Jordan wants Laura to win. Laura reveals that she brought gloves, so she can be prepared, no matter what BB throws at them.
Dining Table Area
Chima, Ronnie, Casey
Ronnie: I just hope I don't get the unitard... cuz my ugly pot belly...
Jordan & Russell
Talking about Ronnie...
Russell: So you were wrong, and you realize he's the real threat, not me.
Jordan: Oh, absolutely. He knows what he's doin'. He knows this game like the back of this hand.
Russell: And no one sees it.
Jordan: Laura was telling me he knows this game so well.
Russell: I said it too. When we first walked in here, I looked at his picture and said, he's the scariest one in the house... I just think he's a lot more evil than people realize, because he's goofy and he tells stories.... He was the one behind everything.. not Braden. I regret that I sent Braden home. Ronnie was the one behind it all. Behind it all.
Jordan: I just feel bad for Braden, because even though he said it, he's not racist.. and now all of America thinks he is... I mean, how awful would that be facing Julie after that?
Russell: It sucks.
Jordan: I would never do something like that to someone, no matter what they said... Well, maybe if they said something about my family...
Jordan compares Chima's tactics to Omarosa, saying perhaps it's just a strategy to intimidate people.
Jordan & Russell, cont'd.
Still talking about Ronnie.
Russell: He's out there running the show, and no one sees it... I don't respect him, because I know what he's doing. He's trying to blame everyone for what's going on.
Russell excuses himself to go use the restroom.
Chima & Casey, Laura & Jordan
Chatter about the Patriot Act...
They both agree that as intrusive as all the cameras are in the Big Brother house, the Patriot Act has made life outside the BB house even scarier, in terms of the governments ability to invade privacy at all levels...
Casey: And all in the name of "protecting us."
Laura's french braiding Jordan's hair. Jordan brings up the topic of farts. Everyone's laughing.
Casey: No matter how old you are, farts are funny...
Ronnie joins in and tells Chima that no matter how old he gets, he'll still keep telling the story of Chima's speech.
Casey has moved on to talking about the economy and how he's mindful of his behavior in the house, because he'd really like to keep his job... Russell has now joined the political discussion, and it gets more indepth... talking about senatorial salaries, etc... Chima brings it back to the local level, bringing up the cuts in the amount of teachers... Michele contributes to the conversation as well, talking about teacher certifications.
Casey: I have the time out room... Kids who've made poor choices...
Russell: Poor choices. (laughs)
Casey: They're not bad kids, they've just made poor choices.
Casey's trying to describe his classroom and school very delicately, like he's tip-toeing through a mine field. It sounds like he works in an under-funded inner city school, but for some reason, he can't find those words.
Laura, Jordan & Jeff
Ronnie sticks his head in...
Ronnie: They are loading gear in to the Storage Room, and then we're gonna start.
Laura: Yayyy!!! We get to wear costumes!
Jordan: I was in there talking to Russ, and he said he really regrets sending Braden home...
Laura: Russell's the Alpha Male.
Jordan: What does that mean?
Laura: He's used to running things..
Laura: If I don't win Veto, I'm wearing my red dress Thursday night.
Jeff's laying back with his legs all up Jordan, and he asks her to massage them. She complies.
Laura: (to Jordan)You're so cute. I don't know a single person like you. (to Jeff) Don't you just wanna eat her up?
Michele joins the Spa Room group. The chatter and laughter continues.
The banter between Jeff & Jordan is really funny... Jordan, bless her heart, just told Jeff to lick her butt. Jordan intended it as an innocent jibe, but as she left the room, Jeff responded as I would expect any heterosexual man in his 30s to, with a hopeful... "Really?"
The Control Room just put up the away graphic for a blip, then made the correction and sent us straight into Trivia - Game on!!!!
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