The Overnight Report™

Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Monday! :)

Today in the Big Brother 11 House: Nominations, Slop and whatever food we voted on, and quite possibly, the PoV Comp. FYI, the Monday food restriction began at midnight...

I just did my morning eBay Daily Deals check, and there's some cool stuff over there today. Also, there are a couple of new Big Brother Auction listings that BB10 Renny and BB9 Natalie fans will want to check out.

BB told the HGs to go to bed early, and when I got up at 3am BBT, they were down for the night. To check out what happened in the earlier part of the evening, please see the previous post, as well as the comments in that post, if you'd like a head start on where to go in the flashback machine on the live feeds.

Here's a sneak preview:

• Midnight, Feeds 3 & 4: Lydia told Natalie that she and Jessie hooked up sexually, and, oops, there's dna proof on your ASU sweatshirt.
• Simultaneously, on Cams 1 & 2, the HoH Crew are going back and forth on who to get out this week - Russell or Natalie...

A full Overnight Report™ will be going up over the next 120 minutes... Please refresh periodically for more information... :)

11:55pm BBT

Haves Room (lights are off)

Lydia, Natalie, Kevin

Natalie asks Lydia how many times she and Jessie hooked up. Lydia lets on that she and Jessie had a good time up in the HoH Room, but she wont go into detail... at first.

Natalie: To what extent?
Lydia: You're nasty! What, do you wanna watch?!
Natalie: It's pretty gross. Ok, so that's one time...
Lydia: There was another time in HoH. Probably 3 times, actually... And twice in this room...
Kevin: Ewww!!
Natalie; No green room?
Lydia: No. Not in the green room...
Natalie: So only 5 times?
Kevin: Multiply by 2.
Lydia: I'd be much more of a happy camper if his two fingers could work! Do you know what limited movement we had? Natalie, you did a really good at co*k-blocking.
Kevin: Does he have a pretty peepee?
Lydia: OMG!! I've never seen it! There was never full on sex. Well, Natalie? What else...

12 midnight BBT

Natalie: Was there kissing?

Lydia: Um.. yeah!

Natalie: No, like...

Lydia: Like.. My lips kissed his lips.

Natalie: That's not what I mean... That's not what I mean.

Kevin cracks up.

Lydia: (laughing) Oh, you mean other kising?

Kevin: (laughing) What other kind of kissing is there?

Lydia: (still laughing) She's talking about oral! Right? (more laughter) She shakes her head.

Kevin: (can barely speak for laughing) She can't say it.

Natalie: Was there?

Lydia: You already know...

Natalie: Was there? Lydia? C'mon Lydia.. You're halfway to redemption, but you're not there yet.

Lydia: You already know... Now, here's my question: Have you ever thought about being with Jessie?

Natalie: Eww!! No!

***Meanwhile, up in the HoH Room with Jeff & Michele at 12:01am BBT, Jordan says, "So, we use my teddy grahams and come up with a plan." Michele replies, "There's no voting advantage to having Russell around past this week." We'll get back to them in just a moment..

Lydia: Oh, shut up. Yes you have.

Natalie: Dude, that's disgusting.

Lydia: No, it's not.

Natalie: Yes it is.

Back and forth like 5 year olds: No, yes, no, yes, no, yes...

Lydia: Do you think Jessie's attractive?

Natalie: Nope.

Lydia: Are you kidding?

Natalie: No. I don't like big guys like that.

Lydia: No.. I mean, I've never dated or been with someone with muscles like that, but his personality is who he is.

Natalie: Oh, he's got a great personality...

Lydia: Yeah, he's frigging rad as hell.

Natalie: I like his personality, but that's all.

Kevin: He has good bone structure.

Natalie: Like, I don't think Jessie's cute. Nothing like that... I don't find him attractive... uh.. I wouldn't wanna date him... Nothing like that.

Lydia: He's a good snuggler.

Natalie: (bitter) I wouldn't know.

Lydia: He's very sweet. (back to laughter) She calls it kissing...

Natalie: Yeah, too bad you can't answer it.

Lydia: Too bad I'm not gonna answer that question.

Kevin: Have you ever done "kissing" Natalie?

Lydia: Yeah.. Have you ever done "kissing"?

Natalie: Dude, Lydia wont answer.

***This conversation continues, and goes to the point where both women pretty much come to the conclusion that Jessie's a tool.

Meanwhile up in the HoH Room on Cams 1 & 2... ;)

HoH

12:01am BBT

Jordan, Jeff, Michele

Cams 1 & 2

Jordan: Ok.. so.. we use my teddy grahams and figure out a plan.

Michele: There is no voting advantage to ever having him around past this week.

Jordan: Yeah.

Jeff: Huh?

Michele: There's no voting advantage to having Russell around past this week.

Jordan: Soo.. we're gonna backdoor him, if he doesn't win the PoV.

Jeff: This week?

Jordan: Mm hmm.. alright!

Michele: Cuz we can't trust him for a vote.

***Good point.

Michele and Jordan continue talking while Jeff uses the bathroom... They discuss the benefits of the fast forward eviction vs this way. It would've saved them about 48-72 hours of potential drama and mayhem from Russell...

Michele: It'll be interesting when Jessie sees him walk in.

Jordan: Mm hmm.. Either way, it's good. I don't care if Natalie or Russell leaves.

Michele: Yeah, if the plan doesn't work. It would just be easier..

Jordan: Then Natalie can go home, and ya know...

Michele: Mm hmm... So in a way, since this HoH wasn't supposed to be endurance, (because they wanted to do the fast forward/double eviction episode) Chima leaving really kinda helped us out.

***Yay! More endurance confirmation for the HoH Comp this Thursday night!! :)

Jordan: It did.

Michele: Finally! Some good!

Jeff rejoins them and the girls have a giggle that they'll have to explain it all to him now...

Jeff: Alright, let's get our heads back, cuz I just had an interesting DR. Let's do the advantages and disadvantages...

Jordan: Alright... Readddyyyy, go! So, Michele, you're a better explanation person, so you explain to Jeff...

Michele: Ok...

Jeff: (shiny ball!) Oh, ya know what would be awesome? If I had nail clippers.

Jordan: No! Listen! We have to do this first...

Jeff: Ok.

Michele: Ok, our original plan was to have Russell around because he was good at endurance competitions? Wasn't that the thought? Or, no, it's that we needed him for the votes.

Jordan: Right.

Michele: So, we've plotted it out week by week, and pretty much, if we win HoH, we don't need his vote. We have the votes.. because it starts going down...

Jeff: If we win HoH.

Michele: If we win HoH. If we don't win HoH, I don't think we can depend on his vote, because he wants to get you guys out, and if he can't get you guys out, he'd like to get me out, so...

Jeff: Did you ever hear him.. Be honest.. Did you ever hear him say that he wanted me out next week?

Michele: I don't remember this conversation. He was just saying random stuff.. and the door was open too.. He said stuff like Natalie and stuff was on the other side.

Jeff: Well, what'd he say?

Michele: He said that he wanted to take you out at some point.

Jeff: Did he say next week?

Michele: (strongly) I don't remember. Seriously, I'm not like bs'ing you, I do not remember.

Jeff: Anyways, what'd he say...

Michele: He has said to me, outside today, that he wants you guys out. He wants you out because then, if we were final two, then you guys would have to go, obviously.

Jeff: Right.

Michele: And he's threatened by you... Obviously.

Jeff: Well, what happened to the final...

Michele: He wants you out as soon as possible, or he's never gonna make it, or something.

Jeff: OK.. So the other side... What about Natalie, Lydia and Kevin? We're worrying about Russell, who says he's with us til the final 4, but if one of them wins, one of us goes.

Michele: One of us would go, regardless (if they win or Russell wins).
Jeff: We send one this week, one next week...

Michele tries to make it crystal clear to Jeff... Jeff counters... He's off the backdoor Russell plan at the moment, and wants to stick to getting Natalie out.

Michele: Any week we don't win HoH, we go home.
Jeff: Not if we get out Natalie this week. It helps you, because she's gunnin' for you, and if Russell has something with her, hypothetically, then Natalie's gone, which gives him more reason to stay with us..
Michele: ...and he'll be looking to get you out.
Jordan: We think that Thursday will be endurance, so if we gettim out now, then..
Jeff: But what if he drops the way he said he's gonna do?
Jordan: What are you thinking? We should get rid of Natalie first?

Michele: I don't know. He has winked with me, and said that like next week we must win...

Jordan: What're you thinking?
Jeff: I'm just thinking that the other side is definitely gunning for us, and all we really have are hypotheticals with Russell.

Michele: He's talking way too early about getting you guys out. Way too early.

Jeff: Yeah, I know...

Jordan: But he's gunnin' for us too. So now we got 4 people gunnin for us.

Jeff: So why don't we get Natalie out first? We know she's gunning for us, and we have a chance at hand right now to get her out. It's not hypothetical. SHe could leave. Bam. She's gone.

Michele: Yeah, we have a choice.

Jeff: Then play for HOH. He said he will drop. If he doesn't, I have no problem going against him, head to head. If I do win HoH next week, we can confront him with this, now I'm in charge, did you say it? Yes? you're gone. We can confront him and say "you told Michele that you wanted me out las tweek, when we had a final four? Now I'm in charge... You just gave me the HoH, if he does drop.. Did you say that, that you wanted me out? Yes? Ok. You're out now.... Then we can confront him with that, but right now we have a chance to get someone out who...

Jordan: I would confront him with that after the PoV, because he'd just get madder. If we do it this way, the ceremony's Wednesday, so we only have to deal with him for a day...

Jeff: Yeah, but I don't care about dealing with him. He can go be uncomfortable. You slapped me in the face with the vote, you go be uncomfortable.
Jordan: Well, what if he wins?
Jeff: What if he doesn't? I'm not scared of him. I'll go head to head with him. Plus, I have the advantage. I'll be like, listen, it's my week, drop. You know? If he does, he's still loyal.
Jordan: (to Michele) Did he say he'd drop?
Michele: He just said we did that we had this next week.. me n him.
Jordan: Because I was thinkin', if we got him out, we gain Kevin...
Jeff: If Kevin's tellin' the truth.

***oh, thank goodness you said that!

Jordan: So we stick with gettin' Natalie out?
Michele: It'll be interesting to see what happens with the PoV. If he's going psycho to win the PoV... Cuz if he has something with Natalie, really...

Jeff: Yeah, but if he does have something with Natalie, then he would take Natalie out.
Michele: Technically, the one flaw with all of this... Well if he wins PoV, he's safe. But he would show his cards if he won PoV and then took Natalie off, cuz we couldn't put him up...

Jeff: Oh yeah, then he'd show everything... So then we put Kevin up next to Lydia and Lydia goes home.
Jordan: Yeah, but then Russell's here and Natalie...

Jeff: Well, dude, Russell's gotta win the PoV for that to happen.

Jordan: It has to be Natalie or Russell. There's no use getting Lydia out. She's just a waste of space.

***And that's how floaters make it to the final 3.... and the final 2. And that's why it's beyond valid game play to do so. Whatever gets you there... People may not like it, but if your supposed lack of game play gets you further in the game, you're doing something right.

Jeff: If he gets the PoV, then he's gotta go against us way too early, which I don't think he will. And then if I win HoH, I'll confront him and tell him, go to Lydia and Kevin who hate you. Whatever. I say Natalie first, Russell later. Let him keep running his mouth, and when we get the power, we say, listen... we heard this.
Jordan: (to Michele) If you got HoH again, would you put Russell up?
Michele: Yeah, I want him out now... He would have the ability to win PoV next week though, because we'll be down to six, so everyone plays. That's what sucks about keeping him this week.
Jeff: Don't tell him anything. At this point, he thinks...

***This conversation continues and circles around for quite a while. I recommend watching it on flashback. At this point, it's all speculation, because until the PoV is played and won by someone later today, they can talk til they're blue in the face, and it wont make a bit of difference.

12:26am BBT

Meanwhile, downstairs in the Haves Room, Natalie & Lydia are still talking about Jessie. It's now progressed to Natalie denying she ever had feelings for him at all... It was all game for her. All game. All the time. He was just a good ally to have around.

CUT TO:

12:30am BBT

HoH Room

Jeff & Jordan

Michele leaves the room, and as soon as she's cleared the door, it becomes very clear: Jeff & Jordan don't trust Michele either...

Jordan: Whaddayou think? You think she was lyin'?

Jeff: I kinda think she might be.

Jordan: I kinda do too. That's why I was lookin' at you. Well, why would she want him out?

Jeff: I'd like to get them together...

Jordan: Ugh.. We'll wait for the PoV, then if one of us wins it, we can do it. You can say it.

Jeff: yeah, I will. And what if they just go back and forth with I never said that, yes you did, no I didn't...

Jordan: Well, someone's lyin'. I would believe Michele over him, just because he's lied about everything, and Michele's been tellin' us what he's saying.

Jeff: But I don't know why we're f'in fighting against each other, when there's still 3 other people in the house we wanna get out.

Jordan: All I'm sayin is, if we have a chance to send him home, and we don't, and then next week somethin' happens and he sends you home, I would be so mad at myself for not getting him out.

Jeff: Yeah, me too.

Jordan: And too.. think about it. Russell vs any of those three, Russell would win. But if it's endurance, and you're only alpha male in here, you most likely will win.

Jeff: mm hmm. But then.. if we send him home, it's back to 3 against 3...

Jordan: Right. But I'm sayin', I'm assuming that we might could get Kevin.

Jeff: Not with Lydia still in the house.

Jordan: I'm gonna go by what you're sayin' and hope I'm not making a bad decision.

Jeff: Well, let's see who gets PoV, and if I get it, we'll definitely confront him.

Meanwhile, back down in the Haves Room, on Feeds 3 & 4, Natalie, Lydia and Kevin are still talking about Jessie... Natalie's to the point where she's denying she ever shed a tear at his departure. Lydia says she wont get near him in sequester...

CUT TO:

1:15am BBT

HoH Room

Cams 1 & 2

Michele, Jeff and Jordan

They're talking about alliance names for themselves and Jordan comes up with "Team Gucci." Jeff's manhood wont allow it. Me, I'm hoping against all hope for a CVenus chop of it! lol.

This concludes the Overnight Report™

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