Saturday Night - The Wizard Vs. The Minions
In galaxy not so far way... Darth Natalie is cooking and more than food. She and Darth Jessie are devising plans to intimidate, woo, and fool Jeff from using his Wizardly powers. After over an hour of being coaxed by Visar Kevin, Wizard Jeff has not given an inch.
What will the night bring? Will the Wizard fend off the plotting minions whose demise is imminent? Will an epic smackdown ensue? Will our Wizard refrain from doing anything to relinquish his powers?
Smackdown Genie is here to report the events as they unfold!
6:54 PM BBT
Natalie, Jessie, Chima & Lydia.
The chatter is general until...
Maiden Lydia leaves. The whispering begins. Jessie is fired up that Jeff would save Russell. He is pushing for Chima to nominate Jeff.
Michele enters the talk turns to chatter. Jessie prays over his food. Russell passes through to go to the bathroom.
Jessie mentions that he was made fun of for praying before his meals, over the internet last year. Chima launches into tirade for those people who...
Jeff Russell, & Jordan
Jordan is on the elliptical. Jeff is by the jacuzzi having a cigarette. Russell is at the pool table. Michele comes out and lies on the hammock. The crumbled remains of the Technobrains are not talking.
Russell: I've set up are you playing?
Jeff: Yeah let me finish my cigarette.
Jeff has joined Russell at the pool table. Jordan is walking around the yard. Michele comes out. Russell is throwing eye daggers at her.
Natalie comes out to join Michele on the hammock. She must check in on her puppets.
Michele: When I won the PoV, I was intimidated to use or I would make enemies.
Natalie: Yeah no I know.. I want to talk to Chima about the POV. I think he may use it.
Both agree he doesn’t need to. They talk about the POV comp for a few seconds.
Natalie: He won by 20 seconds.Have you talked to Jeff? Is everything cool?
Michele: Yes it is.
Michele compliments Natalie on her "hardcore people skills". Natalie says she has no problem calling people out.
Talk turns to gummy bears and they go inside.
7: 29 PM BBT
Chima, Jessie & Natalie
Chima is filling Jessie is about the fact that she reassured is safe as long as they ensure that Russell goes home. That Kevin said he wanted to respect her nominations.
Chima: Lyida wanted to make sure that you and Natalie will vote Russell out.
Natalie: I hate Lydia but I will respct your wishes.
Chima: What happened...
Jessie: Well, this m*erf*er chose Jeff over me,
They have the theory, that if Russell had not chosen Jeff, he would have won the POV becuase Kevin won by 20 seconds. (**Makes no sense) Jessie is telling them about being cornered in Storage room by Russell. That Russell was pushing for Jeff to go up. (**I don't remember that being said)
Chima: You NEED to?
Jessie: You didn't even pick me for the POV. I have no power. Dude you did not pick me. Do you understand you did not pick me?
Chima: You picked Jeff but you want Jeff to go on the block?
Jessie: He says all the girls are going to come after you. You will only win if I stay in the house
Chima: You do know that we're not coming after you.
Jessie: Yeah I know it.
They are encouraging Jessie to tell Jeff that Russell was encouraging him to push for Jeff being put up as a replacement nominee.
7:37 PM BBT
Jeff & Russell
They are playing pool.
Russell: If you were the hypothetical wizard, who would you put up?
Jeff: That's like the second time I've been asked that. I don't even know what the power entails. Russell: I don't think you have it, I just heard Natalie giving you crap about it. That's why I am doing it, cuz everybody is giving you crap about it.
Jeff: Kevin asked me already. I don't even know what the power is and I don't know who I would put up but I would definitely take myself off the block.
Russell: You going up?
Jeff: I don't think so. I'll worry about that if it happens.
(**Unwittingly Russell has set himself up for the master plan that is being cooked up in HOH)
BB VOICE: Jeff. Please stop whistling.
Jeff: Man they are on it tonight! Give me Crickets. Give me anything.
Sirens in the background.
Russell: Cue sirens.
Meanwhile the plot thickens like congealed space matter up in HOH. The same things are being said. Over and over. Plotting on how to get Jeff not to use his power. Jessie is sweating space balls.
Russell goes in to get food, in the meantime...
Jedi Master Jeff is training.
Russell has found alcohol. He asks Jordan if she wants any, she declines. She has some food and takes it outside.
Jordan: Anything happen while I was sleeping?
Jeff: I don't know, I was sleeping too.
Jeff is bummed because he can't drink.
Jordan: When I work out I don't want to drink.
Jeff: Good. Wait for me to drink.
They talk about the fact that with such little alcohol, it's all calories and no buzz.
Russell comes out.
Russell: You ready?
Jordan: No, I'm busy...
They start another game.
8:32 PM BBT
Russell, Jeff, Jordan & Kevin
A light, funny discussion. The eye of the storm?
Jordan: I like Full House and Family Matters. I don't like: I Love Lucy, Three's Company, The Monkees.
Jeff: I love Three's Company. I put it on before I go to bed. It's something familiar. You know what's going to happen.
Jordan is craving Chicken Salad.
Jordan: Does anyone know how to make it?
Russell: Yes. You throw chicken on a salad.
Jordan: No. I mean the type with mayo.
BB Voice: Jessie! Natalie! Stop that!
A discussion ensues. Cute. They move on to talking about the competition. Russell is getting "scary". Kevin goes inside.
Jordan: Russell. You don't scare me.
Russell: I should have started laying into him.(Kevin)
(**can't really understand. He is talking with his mouth full.)
Visar Kevin, surprisingly has moved to the Queen's lair... Jordan goes into the hot tub with her clothes.
Jordan tells Jeff he's lost weight.
Jeff: I'm going to lose a lot more of it.
Jeff: I'm on slop!
Jordan: Then, eat a lot of it!
Weight loss is the topic of discussion outside. (***Dare I go upstairs? Do I have the mental fortitude?)
8:49 PM BBT
Kevin, Chima, Jessie & Natalie.
Kevin is reporting his discussion with Jeff earlier.
Kevin: The conversation I had with Jeff makes me think he doesn't have it. He was saying that 'the Mystery Power is going to f me.' He said he needed the POV, or he would have been put up.
Jessie is convinced that Jeff threw it. He wasn't trying hard enough.
Natalie: Do you think Jeff would use it?
Kevin: I asked him... He was like... He was like, hmmm. I wouldn't use it if two nominees were put on the block, but if it is an instant eviction. If it's between the two, the one who would know how to put up an act.
Chima: Michele? You think she is putting up an act?
They go around in circles. Jessie is trying to be witty about having it himself.
Jessie: There's a reason I'm here. Because I was hated a year ago? They would give me a super duper power? Who's close to Jessie? They're out of here. No. It's a stand up thing you're doing for Chima.
Chima: I really appreciate.
Natalie: Everybody in this room can feel safe if I win. And as much as I don't like her, Kevin, I still wouldn't put Lydia up.
Move talks to Michele and her mental stability.
Kevin: Something is off with her game-wise too.
Natalie: Russell is mean, and he goes off the deep end, but she's crazy.
Jessie: She's a habitual liar. (***I guess the mythical women's alliance is toast?)
8:57 PM BBT
Jordan & Jeff
Jordan: I feel bad for her. (Michele)
Jeff: Why? She cause all the problems. She is a lair.
Jordan: I knew she was lying. She could have thrown me and you under the bus.
Jeff: I only trust you. She's crazy.
Russell comes out.
Russell: I think I'm going to go off on Jessie tonight. I think he's my next one. It'll be entertaining.
Russell: What can they do to me? I'm already on the block.
Jordan: Russell, Russell.
Jordan gets up to go inside.
Russell: Thank you for the fruit salad.
Jordan: You're welcome.
Brief fishies. Conversations as above.
9:17 PM BBT
Jeff & Russell
Russell: Careful, the girls are running the house.
They are talking about Chima's plan to get rid of all the guys and then reset the game. Lydia comes out and the conversation ends.
Lydia: Can I join you?
Russell: Of course. We're talking about night life.
Lydia: I didn't know if it was okay. I heard Chima's name.
Russell: F her.
Lydia: I'm trying to make slop cake.
Russell: Name some rock songs.
Lydia: Kevin won't use the veto on me out of respect for Chima.
Russell: That's cool. I would use the veto on you.
Lydia: Oh yeah, sure you would. They are worried about the wizard power. They think you have it (to Jeff)
Jeff: Everybody says that. I'll take it! If I had it, I wouldn't sweat so much.
Russell: Well Middle America stays home and watches TV.
Jeff: You just told me that because you think I or Jordan have the power, otherwise you would be putting me up. (about Chima)
Lydia: They think Michele might have it.
Russell: I would use the veto on you. Wait. I did! Jessie is saying that he saved you (Lydia), but I am the one who took you off the block.
Lydia: Jeff, if Jordan were on the block would you take her off?
Jeff: Hell yeah.
Lydia: I guess Kevin thinks Chima is a better friend than I am.
Russell says Chima only won because of Ronnie coaching her and that Ronnie was the best at the game. He knew everything. Lydia points out that it is also a social game and he was not good at it.
Jeff goes in to grab a shower. Russell follows to use the washroom and throw in his two cents.
Russell: If they leave the nominations the same, it's f'ing great! Jessie knows, he told me in the storage room, if you leave (Russell), there is no chance for the guys to win.
9: 33 PM BBT
Lydia & Russell
Russell calls Chima the biggest f'ing hypocrite in the entire world.
Russell: No one's your friend. I f'ing love being the villain.
Chima rant ensues.
Jessie, Natalie, Chima, Kevin, & Jessie
Chima: Southerners can barely speak English.
Jessie and Chima are talking about voting and how some groups do and don't.
Jessie: The Gays vote...
(**I'm out of there.)
9:40 PM BBT
Lydia & Russell
Lydia tells Russell that Kevin found out Michele is bi-polar.
Russell: No, f'ing sh*t. I was the meanest to him, but Ronnie hated Michele.
On cue, Michele comes out.
Michele: They told me to fill the jacuzzi.
Russell: I didn't hear them calling you.
Lydia: She was in there a long time.
Lydia goes to check on her slop cake.
Michele: No more fighting tonight? We can call a truce?
Russell: You're okay. I won't yell at you.
9:44 PM BBT
Jeff & Jessie
Jessie: You have people behind you.
Jessie proceeds with the Storage Room lie. That Russell told him to rally for Jeff to go up. Then he goes into his "I'm going to get the Mystery power used on my because he didn't choose me."
Jessie is whispering at 399 miles a second. Jordan comes in and she gets blown away by the Jessie spiel. He leaves.
Jeff: Jessie told you that?
Jeff: That Russell wanted to make sure that Jeff goes up against me.
Jordan: I wasn't paid attention. I must have zoned out and missed that part.
Jeff: That's a big part.
Jordan: I would have told you if I had known.
Jeff: This is sh*t. You don't know who to talk to.
Jeff goes to put up his hat and socks, swings by the kitchen to inspect Lydia's yummy looking slop cake.
9: 55 PM BBT
Jeff & Jordan.
Jordan: So Russell wants you out?
Jeff: I don't know if its even true. Jessie's drunk. Russell said that he wants me to go up. Lydia just said that Kevin won't be using the veto.
Jordan: I'll go up against him.
Jeff: Are you getting cocky now? Why do you even believe Jessie.
Jordan: Obviously they don't have it. Maybe Michele has it.
Jeff: Or Kevin.
Jeff tells her about what Kevin said to him outside earlier about the wizard power.
Jordan: What a snake.(About Russell)
Jeff: I don't think that's true. Why is Jessie telling me all this?
Jessie joins Jordan in the kitchen. Jordan asks Jessie, and Jessie says he didn't tell her. Jessie takes this opportunity to work Jordan. Jordan thinks he is playing both sides. Jessie repeats that he has their backs. He says., "I love you Jordan." As he walks up to HOH to report his mission.
Jeff goes outside for a bit, Russell asks him if he's okay. He noticed that Jeff is frowning. Jeff says, he's just adjusting his hat.
Tired of trying to figure things out, Jeff goes in to gaze at his honey.
Jordan: You're so moody!
Jeff: I'm not moody.
Jordan: When I'm done with this, we're going to sit outside and talk.
Jordan goes up to HOH to use the washroom because Michele is cleaning it... *Gulp*
10:17 PM BBT
Chima, Natalie, Jessie & Jordan
Chima and Natalie are playing possum. Jessie has launched into his spiel yet again as soon as she comes out of the washroom. He is talking quickly and getting increasingly animated. Saying the same things over and over. Jordan is saying that she thinks that if he stayed Russell would put up Jessie and Jeff or herself. Jessie is working overtime to pull a fictitious friendship between himself and Jeff and Jordan out of a hat. He is blaming everything including all of Ronnie's lies on Russell. Natalie pops in her two cents. Nothing new is being said. but Jordan seems to be swallowing everything.
(**I'm out of there.)
Lydia & Kevin.
Lydia is questioning Kevin as to why he is not using the Veto on her. Kevin is insisting that Lydia will be safer longer if he does not use the Veto. Russell comes out. Kevin asks if Lydia would like to talk to him in the Green Room.
Lydia: He is going to attack you. He's going to attack Chima. He is going to attack everyone up in HOH.
Kevin: Everything we talk about, I don't tell anyone.
Lydia: I don't either.
Kevin: He knows about the power of Veto. I didn't want everybody to know my plans. I want to throw off whoever has the Wizard power.
Kevin is upset that Lydia told Russell about him not using the Veto. He is insisting that they are part of the "final 5". Lydia is insisting that she has never been part of that group. Kevin is feeling betrayed. Lydia is trying to give him perspective.
The fight is escalating. They are each firm on their positions. Lydia is upset that Kevin thinks that she is siding with Russell. Lydia is pointing out that he is allied with all the people who hate her.
Kevin: You forgive people who ultimately scr*w you, but people who are looking after you, you say 'whatever'.
Lydia: I was told that you didn't stick your neck out for me. You knew I was going to go up.
They are going in circles.
Kevin offers to use the Veto on her, even though it will F her in the end. She says no. Kevin doesn't understand why she is talking to Russell. The conversation gets heated but calms down.
(**This is ongoing. Time to check on the wizard.)
10: 48 PM BBT
Jordan & Jeff
They are sounding a little bit annoyed at each other, but it's over quickly. Jordan is telling Jeff what was discussed up in HOH. That Michele and Russell are both getting on their nerves. Jordan is repeating the speculation begun in HOH that he has money.
Jeff: I thought he is a lot of show.
Jordan: If he already has 20K, get him out of here.
Now the lie has mutated into Russell going up there and saying he would put Jessie up.
Jeff: I see that they are starting sh*t, because they want to make sure I vote him out.
Jordan: I would keep him here, if I thought there was a benefit. If he were to win, it would be you and Jessie. But, I don't understand, Jessie is being so nice to me.
Jeff: They want your vote.
Jordan: If Michele wins, She will put Jessie up.
Jeff: Do you see how he gets? He thinks one of us has the magic power, suddenly he is talking to us.
Jordan: Me and you are safe now, cause they think we have the power.
Jeff: And then Friday... If Kevin were to use it, since they are afraid that if we have the magic power we would use it to save each other. If it weren't for this the f'ing thing, they would put us up. How do they have our backs?
Jordan: I am playing them too.
Jeff: But they play you too.
Jordan points out that Jeff is stronger and smarter than Jessie. That it would be better for them to take out Russell. Jeff says he doesn't think anyone would use the power.
Jeff: If we kept him, he would be alone. He would go after Jessie.
Jordan: He would then target us.
Jeff: And the other thing about keeping Russell, he has enough enemies that would go after him.
11:00 PM BBT
Jessie & Russell
Russell reports to Jessie that Kevin and Lydia are in a fight and he caused it. He seems happy about it. Jessie blows him off.
11:09 PM BBT
Jordan & Jeff
Jordan: Do you think we have a chance for final two?
Jeff: I think we have a great chance for final two.
Jordan: If we keep him? (**Not sure who)
Talk turns to Michele... how she seems to be going to their side.
Jeff: You know what it is? Chima is in her ear about a woman's alliance.
Jordan: Oh yeah!
Jeff: I would love to see Natalie up on the block against Jessie.
Jordan: Chima is smarter.
Jeff: I would like to see Natalie without Jessie.
Jeff apologizes about being short with her. That he doesn't get mad at her not because she talks to them, but because they treat her like she's stupid. Jeff noticed that Natalie hadn't cooked at all, and this week because he is on slop she is cooking everything.
Jeff is venting about everyone who was gunning for him come out with their sad stories, and he has a lot of ammunition against a lot of them. Jeff saying the reason he would keep Russell and get rid of Jessie, is that he would start picking people off.
11: 28 PM BBT
- The "conversation" between Lydia and Kevin is over. Lydia has stayed in the green room and covered herself up. Kevin goes up to HOH where Jessie, Chima and Natalie are lying in the bed, and Michele is in the chaise. He tells Chima that Lydia wants to talk to her alone in front of them, even though Lydia specifically asked him not to do that. Everyone vacates, with Natalie being that last to reluctantly leave. Jessie uses the two minutes Kevin takes to get Lydia to bash Kevin.
- Jeff, Jordan & Russell are outside chatting non-game. Talk turns again to fond memories of Casey.
11:39 PM BBT
Chima, Lydia & Kevin
Lydia: I'm going to lose it.
Chima: You can come sit in the bed.
Lydia reports to Chima everything Russell told her outside. That he will call everyone out. That he will have a great speech on Thursday. That he is confident the nominations will change. They are certain Jeff has it. That he made Chima cry. That she touched his ****.
Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
And that's all Genie wrote!
See you in the morning for Carolyn's lovely Overnight Report!