Wednesday Night Afterparty & Smackdown
7:29 PM BBT
Russell, Jeff, Jordan & Kevin
The kitchen counter is brimming with food. Looks like Jeff got his pasta!
Jeff: I'm stuffed. (**good boy!)
Chima: I had a little bit of salad. I have a small stomach.
Russell: Why didn't you call me to play last night.
Jeff: I called you five times.
Chima: I really want to know what this competition is going to be. It's been a while.
(**so I guess the party was not outside.)
Jeff & Jordan
They are stuffed, happy, flirty and a maybe a little tipsy.
Jeff: I love pizza. I stuffed myself.
Jordan: I loved the cake.
They talk about gaining weight and teasing each other.
Jeff: If I win the big prize, I will get you something nice.
Jordan: You can buy me a Louis Vitton or Gucci purse. Or Dolce et Gabbana... Or just take me, I will pick it out and you swipe it.
Jeff: Now. you're out of control. No... Whatever you want I'll get it.
Jordan: Why? Cause I'm your only BFF?
Jeff: For real!
Michele joins them. Jordan tells Jeff she will get him season tickets to the Bears.
7:48 PM BBT
Kevin & Chima
Chima and Kevin are discussing about who is coming after who, and they blame most of the lies on Russell.
Chima: Russell is planting seeds in everyone's mind before he leaves.
Kevin: Even though you are Russell's target of turmoil, it doesn't mean Russell wants you to go home. Russell likes to make people think he has enemies.
Rinse. Lather. Repeat.
Kevin: They're nervous. That's why we got warned about the live show.
Chima: I made a bunch of threats that's why.
Kevin: Do not mess with... Fishies
8:00 PM BBT
Jeff, Jordan Russell & Michele
Talking about sleep disorders, and disturbed sleep. Jordan complains that Jeff is very restless in bed and whacks her. They are all cracking up.
They are happy about the pizza and beer, especially the have nots.
**Yup. They're tipsy!! :)
Jeff wants to save his cake for his exit it.
Russell: To eat it?
Jeff: Or to smash it in someone's face.
(**quite the difference in mood between those in the Pool Room and the Queen's Quarters! "Off with their heads! Let them eat cake!")
Russell: The summer is almost gone. We wasted our summer.
Michele: Wasted? It's the best summer e-ver!
Michele: Well I haven't had a crazy Russell summer before. (laughter) I usually work summers in the lab.
They go on to talking about Michele's job and it goes on to the "anatomy of the penis", and the difference between male and female anatomy.
Jordan: we have more holes than y'all.
Jeff: But we have something to fill the holes with.
Talk turns to anal sex. (With demonstrations!)
Jordan: Have you ever had butt sex?
Michele: Yeah. It's great.
Jordan: Does it hurt?
Michele: You have a lot of receptors there.
Jordan: Everything is scientific with you.
This conversation is too hysterical to transcribe!! You need to FB it!
Jordan: What do rats' penises look like?
Michele: They're small....
Talk has turned to porn...
8:09 PM BBT
Chima & Kevin (cont'd)
Chima wonders why Jeff is so standoffish with everyone.
Chima: He doesn't want to sit with us, even Russell sat at the table (during party)
Kevin: He's always the first to leave. Maybe he just genuinely doesn't like us.
Chima: We don't like each other all the time, but we try to be a cohesive unit. I think he genuinely just doesn't like people as a whole. He likes his immediate family, friends, people he grew up with.
Kevin: Jeff thinks females are scumbags
Chima: He's definitely a 'bros before hos' kinda guy. He's a mystery, hence the mystery power.
Kevin: I feel like Jessie is mysterious too. He's very sensitive.
Chima: Super sensitive!
Kevin: He turns the littlest thing into you don't have his back or you don't like him.
Chima agrees with him.
Lydia comes in
Talk turns to politics, Anderson Cooper and how hot he is. Chima and Kevin both like him a lot.
8:45 PM BBT
Michele, Jordan & Jeff
They are talking about Ronnie, and saying he is probably watching. Jordan is being particularly wicked, saying he cries during sex. She calls him 'Ronno'. Jeff is a taken aback by her comments, asking where that came from.
Russell comes in with food, and both Michele and Jeff are jealous. Michele even moves beds because she wants to get away from the food.Jeff covers himself up so he won't smell it. Talk turns to Italian desserts.
Jordan and Russell want to sleep. Lights out. Jeff, Russell and Jordan asleep. Michele left.
8:50 PM BBT
Chima, Lydia & Kevin
Lydia is complaining about the living conditions, that production wants them to be interactive but they can't sleep or eat. Talk turns to the upcoming HOH competition, and naturally Russell bashing ensues. They are saying that Ronnie deserved to be in the jury house more than Russell.
Lydia: My gut feeling is Jeff before Michele.
Chima: Michel shares what on his mind.
Kevin: Jeff doesn't share a damn thing on his mind.
Chima: I don't think there is anything on his mind.
Jeff and Jordan bashing. They mock their answer for the Table Topics.
They move on to mock Natalie's answer that she wanted to learn to speak Chinese because she wants to understand what they are saying in the nail salon.
Chima: Everyone can't be as smart as me. (She laughs alone.)
(**I'm outta there!)
Jessie & Natalie
They are engaged in turbo whispering. Natalie is reporting to Jessie about the conversation happening in the Pool Room. SHe is turning it into something suspect. She asks him is he will go upstairs and tell them. **Sorry. It was hard to make it all out.
Lights on in the Pool Room after Fishes.
**I guess they were told they had to perform for BBAD.
9:14 PM BBT
Russell & Michele
Jordan is changing in the shower. Russell is asking Michele for her vote. He is telling her that Natalie told him that she will give him a sympathy vote, but she won't tell Chima.
(**Who is lying to whom at this point?)
Michele is non-committal.
Russell: Are you coming back to the room?
Michele: The splish-splash room? If people are up...
Russell: We turned on the light.
They seem to be getting along better right now.
The feeds cut to the Pool Room. Jordan and Michele are in there alone and whispering. (**did not catch it) Jordan is called to the Diary Room.
Russell & Michele
Russell is telling Michele that he asked Natalie for a sympathy vote. He is making his pitch that if they keep him, he will be gunning for them. Michele is worried that the Braden scenario will be repeated. That the one person who said would be voting, won't. Russell says that Natalie thinks it will be a sympathy vote. Apparently, Natalie told him that she would do that.
Russell: Chima has four people protecting her, Jessie has three. I got rid of Ronnie... (*fish)
Russell: He's not going to put me up but he won't bend over backwards to save me. If you don't do anything now or at least take a chance, then what's the point. Jessie and Natalie are scare of you.
Jessie comes in.
Jessie: Did he you calling you crazy? (to Michele)
Russell: What's your problem? If you were in my position would you do the same.
Jessie: In the position you're in, nothing coming out of your mouth makes sense.
Jessie is saying what about when you called Michele crazy. Russell is saying that Jessie encouraged Ronnie to toss water on Michele.
Russell: Stop acting like you're innocent.
Michele: You were there when Ronnie wanted to torment me.
Russell: You cheered him on. You egged him on.
Jessie: I was laughing. It's hysterical. When you're trying to pull the same thing that Ronnie did to her.
(**Natalie is up in HOH reporting the events)
Russell: What are you trying to pull. She can make up your mind.You walk around her like your sh*t doesn't stink.
Jessie: You'll say anything cause you're on the block.
Russell: What is your point? Filling her full of crap. How do you know what I said?
Michele leaves. They are talking at the same time.The argument continues.
(**Jordan and Michele have gone up to HOH)
Jessie is yelling like a preacher, and Russell is laughing.
Jessie: I know you need to do what you gotta do. You're in a tight squeeze. I would do the same thing.
They hug it out. (**WTF!) They are cracking up laughing!
9:45 PM BBT
Natalie & Jeff
Natalie is reporting the events in the Pool Room to Jeff. And she goes outside the Pool Room to eavesdrop. Jeff comes and Natalie tells him they aren't arguing.
Chima, Lydia, Michele, Kevin, & Jordan.
Jordan: I told him he doesn't have the votes. I mean even if it were 3-3. Chima kinda wants you out.
Michele: Jessie came in to say something, but I'm a big girl. I can listen to BS and nod.
**Apparently production asked them to stop...
Kevin volunteers to go down and spy on them
9:50 PM BBT
Natalie, Russell & Jessie
Russell told them that he felt the odd man out. They are telling him it was his choice not to hang out with them. They are saying that they tried to get Chima not to put him up, but she wouldn't budge.
(**They have/had his back but won't vote for him... Logical?)
10:00 PM BBT
Chima, Lydia, Jordan, Michele, & Kevin
Russell bashfest. (**Very petty stuff!) Natalie and Jessie join in.
Jeff is keeping to himself in the Green Room.
With great power, comes great responsibility...
10 :45 PM BBT
Everyone tells Jordan they all think Jeff has mystery power. They take turns saying "I have mystery power" including Michele and Jordan. This way they eliminate the prospect that anyone in HOH room could use it, and decide it's Jeff.
10: 50 PM BBT
Addressing America, saying this is him depressed. His is eating juicy gums. The green one tastes good. He was lost his manhood. He doesn't even know if it works anymore. Well, Chima knows.
That brings this post and the updating to an end for the evening.