KIMCHI! Please Choose Kimchi!
Good morning, BB Lovers!! Happy Tuesday! :)
You're in for a special treat today while I get The Overnight Report™ together!! Please enjoy BB4 Winner & Dishchick Jun Song's blog about the Sunday CBS Broadcast of Big Brother 11! I'll have The Overnight Report™ ready for you by 8:30am BBT.
by Jun Song
I hate it that Jessie thinks he’s a walking fortune cookie. Stop Thief! This is an exclusive BBDish b
“Vengeance will be sought out and revenge will be sweet …All I have is popsicle sticks and bubble gum...”
Shut up. We get it. Ugh. Just shut up. And while I’m at it, WHY doesn’t someone in that damn house tell Natalie it’s “supposedly” and not “supposably”?!?!
Just an FYI I’ve spent the last 19 hours recovering from my first food poisoning experience. I wonder if the pain and suffering could be compared to natural childbirth? I thought I was going to DIE and all I thought was “my blog, who’s gonna write my blog?!” Well, not really. But I was thinking about all the unfinished business I’d be leaving behind (and I don’t mean the shit I was vomiting and well, you get it). Stolen from http://bb11dish.com
So…armed with diluted Gatorade and too many bananas for one petite Korean chick, I turned on my DVR and finally finished Sunday night’s show. Lydia calling Natalie her arch nemesis was too funny. But then it gave me a brilliant idea. Facebook should have a relationship status : Arch Nemesis (Lydia and Natalie, really?) I think it would take off! Who would be YOUR arch nemesis? Stolen from http://bb11dish.com
JEFF: Sigh…Jeff’s poker face is amazing. His face is just amazing actually. I can’t believe he’s been able to keep such a secret from the entire house. When he says “love love love” I feel like it’s a shout-out to me, just me (back of GAYtor). Because I say “love love love” all the time!olen from http://bb11dish.com
And the way he eats, oh so sexy. He is so protective of Jordan and it's a joy to watch, it really is. Clearly, I am in Love Jeff mode, just put it on vibrate and leave me be.
CHIMA: “Our family is small, but very strong women.” I believe her. Her letter from home was wonderful. I’m not going to lie. Stolen from http://bb11dish.com
I watched 15 minutes of the show last night with some BB newbies, and when I say newbie I mean it. Think back to the first time you used a condom…you knew of them, what they did, what they looked like. But no one told you they felt like sh*t, smelled like crap and tasted like…never mind. I am TOTALLY going off on a tangent. Anyway, they appreciated my inside scoop and commentary I provided while we watched. I also told them I was dreading having to be NICE to Chimapuss on this blog.
Stolen from http://bb11dish.com
Bachul and Nicole, if you’re reading: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GETTING ME HOME WHEN ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS VOMIT ALL OVER THE STREETS OF THE EAST VILLAGE!Stolen from http://bb11dish.com
Back to Chima. WOAH. Wow she shared something big with the house eh? That story of her brutal raping by a serial killer made my stomach gurgle again, it’s scary. And it wasn’t just the music CBS provided to go with her story. It made me want to get to know her because up until now I’ve only seen a shell.
She will probably win the season. I just really want her to let sh-t down a little more, so we can see more of the Chima who read her mom’s letter. But I still don't like her.
Stolen from http://bb11dish.com
WHAT?! WHAT?! Jeremy Piven WHAT?! Hold up. Our Season 4 got a motherfrigging MIME?!
And this summer they get TWO movie screenings? Are there anymore coming? And this summer they get all these cash prizes?! Stolen from http://bb11dish.com
WHAT?! WHAT?! Jeremy Piven WHAT?! Hold up. Our Season 4 got a motherfrigging MIME?!
And this summer they get TWO movie screenings? Are there anymore coming? And this summer they get all these cash prizes?! Stolen from http://bb11dish.com
K*ntroS*K, are you reading? I mean you shouldn't be, if you dislike my writing so much. It only makes sense, since noone's forcing you to read my blogs.
But if you are, pay attention. Because here is where I will get bitter now. Just to make you happy.
For all of you who don’t know my buddy K*ntroS*K, they are not a fan of me or my writing, or my existence too perhaps. It's a "fan" that wrote in very angry:
And I quote: Stolen from http://bb11dish.com
K*ntroS*K said...
“Really trying not to be rude.. But June... who the heck are you to comment on Julie or any of the houseguests.. You sound very bitter and are lucky Carolyn puts your blog on here, or else no one would care about you!!“ August 7, 2009 4:32 PM
To which I responded…
”Hmmm, K*ntroS*K. I am just me. You are just you. I just happen to put my opinions down on paper and have a place to showcase them thanks to Carolyn. If I didn't, they'd just all be in my head I suppose.
You weren't rude at all.
I would say I was bitter, if I was an ex-HG booted early and looking for attention. I would say I was bitter, if I didn't have an amazing life before and after my season :). But I actually won my season fair and square, and like everyone else who tunes into the summer mayhem in the BB house, I have strong opinions. But they're just opinions. You do have negative opinions on things/people right? Thank goodness we also have funny, positive, and indifference to choose from too! I think I hit all of those in every blog thank you very much!
Thanks for sharing and doing it openly! Oh, and lots of people actually care about me but thank you for the concern!
PS: I AM bitter tho that my period came unexpectedly this week...damn this teenaged body of mine.” August 7, 2009 5:09 PM
So yeah. You’re right. Now I’m bitter. I would have LOVED to hung out with Jeremy Piven.
NATALIE: She is SUCH a nagging nagger nag! Naggity-naggity-nag, Naggy McNaggerson. HAHAHA. That was a little homage to Russellicious.
And what was up with her saying the house was like World War 5?! Um, did we skip a few wars here and there? Idiot.
But…HOLY EXCITEMENT on the Have Not America’s Choice?! They have “kimchi” as an option?! Woohoo for the Koreans! We’ve finally made it! For those of you who don’t know what the heck that is, I’ve included a picture. Please all vote in and make the HGs eat Kimchi!
Blah, blah, blah, Russell and Lydia are up on the block. Whatevs. I’m still on the kimchi thing. Hooray! Thursday should be good.
posted by Jun BB4 @ 4:30 AM
49 Comments:
Jun! The HGs talked about you yesterday! Did you know you won season 3? And that you are possibly Hawaiian? I don't have the timestamp, but it was Jordan Chima and Lydia in the kitchen. LOL!
Good Morning, BB Lovers! :)
I'll be back to publish more comments around 6:30am BBT.
Workin' on the Overnight...
Thank you Jun, your blogs always provide a comic relief for me. I loved you on the show and was ecstatic when you won. You were so funny in the house. I think that was the first year I got the feeds, & have been hooked on them ever since! Thank you for writing for us, it is always nice to see what is happening with previous house guests :)
I've been waiting for this all night and.... well no, I actually slept 4 more hours... here it is.
What a trooper to get this together in the midst of morning sickness... oops I mean food poisoning.
Go Get'em Jun!
Jun, we can fight over Jeff. You already have Syn...t Well not really. He's starting to bend I think. Not really sure I want to fight you though. I've already called you a Korean Spitfire this week somewhere in the comments. I don't want to break a nail anyway. My nails are part of my livelyhood.
I don't use falsies. Well not nails. I used to go to little Korean women for sculptured nails but they were always pointing and giggling and speaking Korean. I felt I was giving them so much entertainment just being there that they should pay me the $20 and give me a tip.
I was already voting for Kimchi. I think I said it in your last blog but that stuff is NASTY. It's the second thing I can think of I would never put in my mouth, much less swallow. I have a friend from the Philippines that eats it every day, several times a day. I have to leave the room when she opens the jar.
Your Jessie quote was priceless. “Vengeance will be sought out and revenge will be sweet …All I have is Popsicle sticks and bubble gum...”
Danny and I commented and guffawed as he said it also. I also noticed the tape seemed spliced in that DR, as if they had to help him think of the words and how to put them in order... if they did, he still screwed them up.
Looking forward to the next one. Love ya GF!!
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Anon @ 4:51 AM BBT: I missed that. Thanks for adding it. Season 3 huh? Hawaiian huh?
But I'm sure if we asked politely enough, Jun would don a grass skirt and do a hula that would put our eyes out as she shook her petite tush.
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Ahn Neyong Ha Seyo Jun!
Good Morning Everyone
Jun!
I love your blogs!
I love your insight having been there. Most of all I love your humor.. You have made the greatest BB site even greater!! thank you
I have no idea what kimchi is but it looks good to me! will have to look it up..
Good Morning everyone in BBDish Land,
Jun - Another brilliant take on the Sunday Show. As for the other, I thought you showed great dignity & restraint. Much more than I would have. Glad you're feeling better after the food poisoning. Several years ago I got it from eating a Chicken Chimichanga. Still love Mexican food though, just not a certain Mexican Restauant in Georgia. hehe
Keep up the good work Jun. ♥U Rock♥
Attacks on other Commenters & Bloggers & HGs- Whether Direct or Indirect, Racist, Misogynistic and Homophobic comments will not be published.
Even ones who've been rude to Jun...
mmmmmmmm....
I just finished a good breakfast of one bagel with cream cheese, fresh cantaloupe, and fresh pineapple!!!
YUM YUM!!
(blue pats his tummy)hehe
sorry Jun I couldn't bring myself to vote for kimchi, I really tried, but my mother in law is japanese and she too makes kimchi and I think it smells horrible, and couldn't put Jeff through it IF he were to get on slop again.
I do like reading your blog and don't think you sound bitter so you go girl!
And Caro, thanks for getting people like Jun to participate in the blog!
xoxoxo
Don't vote for kimchi just to make Jun happy. That is the nastiest smelling, God only knows what it must taste like, ridiculous choice for food in Big Brother history. Basically it is fermented cabbage. It is buried in the ground for days. My exhusband, the exsoldier and I were stationed at Fort Campbell. There are a large number of military men who marry Korean women while stationed there. The only ones I ever met married them for money. Marry her, make her a citizen, then her family comes and you can divorce her. I had a booth at the local flea market and they would dig up that shit and cook it and run those of us who were anywhere near them OUT for the busiest lunchtime crowd. I'm totally over the slop thing on BB. I say either go back to Peanut Butter and Jelly or just drop it altogether.
oops.....I totally forgot myself!!
*blush* sorry, Carolyn!!!
Jun, I loved your blog!!! I actually am a little bit familiar with kimchi. Yes, even us middle-America types get out once in awhile.hehehe
I'm so glad you are feeling better!!! And I would totally have been honored to have you puke on me while carrying you back home!!! (As long as you payed the dry cleaning bill afters.......hehe, my crap ain't cheap!!!LOL)
My well-honed grandma instinct tells me Chima is too cool to be real. Everything she does and much of what she says is post-makeup/hair, and pre-glance to cameras. Not that she's the only one--Russel does the same. But telling the world about a rape, after keeping quiet all this time? C'mon. Drama queen. Has anyone looked up the case? This isn't a Harlequin romance novel. If the perpetrator is on death row, as she says, it's public record. And her threats to raise mayhem on the live show? Does CBS (aka Julie Chen) want that kind of embarrassment--again? Check your stopwatches for a 5-second delay.
The food choices seem alittle odd this week. Sweet pickles, dont they already get to eat pickles?
I wonder if Lydia, the slop gourmet, could figure out how to whip up some "jalapeno sloppers".
I've only been watching BBAD, no feed, has anyone even touched the limes?
Anon@6:15am - it's quite real, and i've published the link to the story too many times to count. all u have to do is google her name.
also, she revealed it very early on - they just chose last night to share it with the tv only viewers.
everyone else has known for over a month.
I just want to say that if AGP, etc, was going for ratings by having Jeremy Piven on the show on Sunday night........well..they should have used him in the PoV ceremony last week and had him in the gladiator costume.......talk about wanting to "touchicus"!!!! yummy!!!! That would have been way hawt!!!
Jun, Jun, Jun ~ What a way to start another good day in BB land. I so look forward to your take on the HG's and you still have NOT disappointed. Thank you so much.
I am so sorry to hear about your food poisoning. Have had it myself and it's not fun. Glad you are better now. Gunna sue? LOL Actually it's not funny at all!
Once I was eating at a Mexican restaurant and enjoying a wonderful chicken fajita and bit into a bloody bandaid. Not sure if that was FP too or not, but I got just as sick.
Love, love, love you Jun!!!
And I love kimchi too! Any recipes?
Eunice Kennedy Shriver has passed away at 88.
Good Morning Carolyn and everyone else! Thanks Jun for your blogs and I am glad that you are feeling better.
Jun another awesome blog!!
So glad you are feeling better.
I too have suffered the dreaded food poisoning, ended up in the hospital and at one point asked the doctor to just kill me.
I totally back the "Arch-Nemesis" status on facebook!
Jun: Would you mind starting my BB audition video with, "My name is Jun, past winner of Big Brother, and I approve this message."
I've come close, but no cigar. Maybe that will put it over the edge! haha!
But seriously, I love reading your blog. Puts a big smile on my face everytime! :-)
Thanks for giving us dishers the prespective of someone who has been in the house and made it all the way, it is truely a treat!
Marci I read your Mexican misadventure and almost lost it just imaging it. Gross
Good Morning!
So far it's quiet, but they didn't stay up as late last night so who knows. Sorry Carolyn, I'm not trying to jinx you.
Hope every one has a great day.
And now my day officially begins. Wish I could just hang out here all day, but no such luck.
Hey Jun! Great blog. You always make me laugh.
Kimchi?! What is that? The picture looks like Koren lasagna - I don't want to even try to pronounce Kimchi...with my southern accent I;ll butcher it.
Hahahaha. EW! I never said I "loved" kimchi! I should have clarified. I will eat it at my momz, I will eat it a a restaurant, but I will not have that stinky sh*t in my fridge. EVER! I would rather have open gongonzola than kimchi in my fridge :)
I'm gonna have a steak for lunch and about an hour. I am friggin' starving!!!
Just had to comment, I LOVE Jun's blogs and humor...kudos and keep up the good work.
Carolyn...enjoying another season with you (and your help) here on the blog!
THANKS!
Good Morning Carolyn, Jun & all of the best folks on earth! What a beautiful day it's started out to be & how lucky are we do have Jun's blog to read weekly.
Jun honey, hope you are feeling a little bit better. Food posioning is no fun, in fact it's quit nasty to deal with. I hope you feel better & back to normal very soon. Love your take on Jeff. He's such a cutie & gentleman that all of the men in the house could take a few lesson's from him. (got a smidge of the southern gentelman in him, No not you Gaytor!) Jesse & Brat are on their last leg in the house (we hope!) & Chima....like you I just can't like her. Never understood why someone (re: rude blog poster) felt like they have to tear to shreeds anyone or their opinons. This is why I love this place so much. Go to any blog or posting site & folks get a thrill out of being as mean as they can. Yeah we may not like a houseguest or they way someone acts on BB but dang people, you don't have to be so rude. (climbing down of my soapbox) So Jun, you just keep them coming! We love ya!
Oops...did ya understand all of that. Y'all know I speak southern!!
Anon, if I'm Hawaiian, Chima's Puerto Rican. I don't think that made any sense. But hey, maybe my fierce tan over that summer made me look Hawaiian. HAHA.
Princess Mommy, thank you so much! I'm glad we go wayyyyy back :)
GAYtor. Those Korean nail ladies are BRUTAL! Sometimes they talk about me! I let them. And then throw them a zinger on the way out, in Korean!
Ahn Nyeong David! :)
Awwww katie girl, thank you :)
missy ninja, mexican's not my fav cuisine, but shee-it, chimichangas are yummy!
Carolyn's right guys, I don't want anyone hunting down k*ntros*k or anything, I just wanted to publicly acknowledge the tool in him/her. Teehee :)
Janie, haha. I am with you! I just want to watch everyone's reaction to the kimchi so Koreans get some airtime :) Hahahaha
Hello my Blue! Howz the lube?
Dancing queen, OMG, I know about those soldier-marrying koreans! They are horrible! Although they do make pretty babies. Sigh. Marry and soljuh man and live in America...that's how they used to do it back in the day.
Marci marci marci. That bandaid story is friggin' DISGUSTING! Hahahah Love it.
Good times Good Times :) Thanks for commenting!
Hey Indiana! Tell me about it. I thought I was going to be the laughing stock of Manhattan at one point :(
StephenR...let's do it! Let's hit the campaign trail :)
Hello dear Laura! Did you get the package?!
Love you Stacie! Carry on with your madness! :)
Haha, HHMom you're too cute :) I love southerners! I dooooo!
Well Jun, I do live in the EV, and am only over in Chelsea now! Ritchie for BB12!!! haha!
I didn't love Jun in the BB house, but I certainly love her outside of it. WTG.
Jun! Lovely Jun, you were Blessed with serious skills. You are so funny and witty and charming, even when talking about puking all over East Village. As always, you ROCK girl! LOVE LOVE LOVE what you said about Jeff ;-)
BTW Jun, where did you get food poisioning from? I eat in EV all the time and don't want to suffer the same fate! It wasn't mercadito was it? I love there overpriced tacos and guac! lol
Mmmmhmmm, jluvs, like seriously. My friends said I was the most graceful food poisoning victim ever hahahaha and the two of them stuck by me for 3 hours of it! OH, and If Jeff isn't just the best thing to hit BB in a while!
Kristy, how much do I adore you right now? :)
StephenR, we will be neighbors in a month or so then! Mama's moving back down to her stomping grounds! Watch out Loisada!
Jun...you must be feeling better...eating a steak!! Just don't overload the tummy. It can be very unforgiving!
Love your blog, Jun! Don't even entertain the comments of the haters.
I put forward that there be International Jun Day! We can light firecrackers for our Korean Firecracker Goddess!
And you better believe I voted kimchi! I love it only second to how much I adore you!
Thank you for contributing your special zest to this blog!
Watch out!!! Any good kimchi spots in the EV? :-)
I'm glad you don't let anything or anyone deter you, Jun. Your insight is always greatly appreciated around these parts. Who better to analyze Big Brother than someone who has already won the whole kit and kaboodle?
I'm also glad that you showed me what Kimchi was because if not I was just going to assume it was the name of an obscure, 1980s professional wrestler.
All we know for sure is that whatever crap the houseguests have to eat, Jessie won't be around to complain about it thanks to my man Jeff! ;)
Jun, I love on episode one of your season you are crying (apparently drunk) with a drink in your hand, "I feel like I am going to jail."
Oh and the ever so classic, "America is going to love me as much as I do!"
OMG!!!! Jun I am officially in love with you! I have started re watching your season and the best statement so far, "well, we can hook up with [the exs]... but then we just have to vote them out!"
Great blog again Jun!!!a big thanks from all of us.did u have fun coming back with some of the other hgs last season?we were so glad to see that you were a part of that! so tell us if you were asked to do all stars or was it something you just didnt want to do again? Anything planned for the future with bb like coming back to host etc?Thanks again Jun keep those awesome blogs coming!!
Jun thanks for another entertaining take on the Big Brother episodes.
I loved how you slipped ever so perfectly into Russells shoes and called Nat a Nat a tat tat, Nattty Nat Nat. She is a Gnat...a big ol' annoying one that is always buzzing around.
I'm glad that your food poisoning nightmare has subsided and hopefully never is to be experienced again. *Crosses fingers*
You comment about not liking Kimchi reminded me of the book by Dr. Suse (sp?) "Green Egg's and Ham"
I will eat it at my momz, I will eat it a a restaurant, but I will not have that stinky sh*t in my fridge. EVER!
Love ya gurl ;)
Jun- Some funny stuff, GF! I always look so forward to reading your blog.
I love me some Jeff too! He's a good guy & I hope he can play it right & make it to the end. OOOOhhh, he is so easy on the eyes.
I am familiar with Kimchi. My sister & her family were stationed in Korea & used to tell me how awful it smelled. I live with my Uncle & his wife for a few months when I first moved back to my hometown after college. She is from Thailand. She had it in the fridge in glass jars. I couldn't stand the smell so I just couldn't bring myself to try it. I finally bought myself a little fridge to put in my room cuz I was afraid the smell of it was going to get into my food. I think it has to be an acquired taste.
I love your comment about the Korean nail techs talking in Korean while you're there & you give them a zinger in Korean when you're leaving. Love it!
Great blog Jun
I feel for with the food poisoning. I had it twice in college, bad chicken both times. I even had to drag myself to school for a couple hours for a final. The worst day of my life. Hope you are doing much better now.
Thanks Jun! really enjoy reading your blog...very funny and colorful, love your take on the HG's. Long time fan of bb...Really like the way you handled that disgruntled person, you classy and sassy! Oh and GNATalie reminds me of an annoying GNAT buzzing around everyone's ear! I pretty much agree w/your "opinions" of the HG's and you present it with such great humor, thanks :)
PS. glad you are feeling better!
mb in N-CA
Jun, it's crazy how much we think alike! I couldn't have picked a better former houseguest to have a dishmance with!
But seriously, can you go one blog posting without me having to call the 'Bama Boys to go a huntin'. And I am TOTALLY talking about the place that gave you food poisoning. NOT anything or anyone else at all. No really. Seriously. ;) Boy you are a handful, lol! But you're worth it.
In regards to the food poisoning, I wouldn't have let you throw up on me, but I definitely would have held your hair back for you!
I'm sorry you had to go through that, it must've sucked really bad. And you still graced us with a blog about the Sunday show. That shows exactly what kind of stuff you are made of. You are truly a wonderful person, and the BBDish Addicts are so lucky to have you. Just know that there are countless people here that cannot wait until we get to read your take on the shows.
I ♥ me some Jun!
Take care of yourself and I'm so happy you are feeling better!
So I didn't have a whole steak, I got a Wollensky steak salad tho (from my FAV steak house Smith & Wollensky's). I am a happy Korean.
Thank you Maria! I don't scare easy, but those who can't relax still concern me :) Like, it's not that serious?! Haha. Glad you appreciate my sense of humor :)
GENIE! Hello Goddess of Love!
Oh Mattitude, you made me GOL, giggle out loud! Now I am picturing your halloween costume! Will you be Kimchi Boy superhero for me?! :)
StephenR! I will have to look you up when I'm in the hood :) You realize that lower manhattan (all of manhattan for that matter) is mine right? Like the back of my HAND I know it :)
Oh Marshall, my heart wasn't in it for the All-Stars, my career was going great and I just didn't feel the same burning desire I did the first time. Although, I would have fared better than Ali or Dana :) Erika represented BB4 quite well tho, despite, ahem, stuff.
Indigo!!! OMG! I thought the SAME thing as I read my blog again! I was going to do a green eggs & ham for my next blog on it! Yay! Shoutout!
Fitzy girl, that sh*t DOES get into your food...your pores, etc...UGH. My momz has FINALLY learned (after like 15 years of living on my own) not to come bearing gifts of kimchi when she visits. Hahahaha.
Thank you Michigan Man, you seem to be a very wise man and I appreciate that :)
Thanks MB in NC! I am TOTALLY feeling better :)
Syn, Syn, Syn, I want to believe you would hold my hair back while I assumed the position. But i'm scared believing it will only make me fall for you more...oh why oh why must you be in Alabama?!?!
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