Monday Night - ♫No Smackdown No Cry ♫

7:59 PM BBT
HOH
Michele & Jessie

They are talking about their favorite subject - Russell. Chima is telling Michele about Jordan being annoyed with him following her around. Chima is trying to get information about Russell's activities throughout the day. Chima launches into her befriend, backstab, betray. Michele is playing Chima's game.

Chima: Are you and Jeff getting along better?
Michele: A bit better but he is spending so much time with Russell, and I'm like what are you doing?
Chima: I notice that Jeff talks and jokes around until Russell in the vicinity he shuts down.
Michele: Yeah, we will see what wil happen with the wizard power.
Chima: Did you notice how nervous he was during the PoV?
Michele: Unless the power is he can only save one person.

They move on to talk about Kevin and how he is a stand up guy.

Chima: Hopefully they see that I have been all about Russell going home.
Michele: The only reason those two might vote the other way, is about his vote in jury house.

Michele asks Chima about Lydia, and Chima goes through the whole history of her relationship with Lydia.

Michele: I got close to him because I wanted get to know him so I could scr*w him. He was not a trustworthy person. I gave him one chance to prove himself trustworthy, but he proved himself a snake.

Chima tells Michele though a lot of people in the house don't trust Michele, she believes her. She goes on to reinforce Team Woman. She will vote for any woman who is up against any man.

Chima: I just hope all the women are all on board. That's why I didn't trust Lydia. She is too close to the men. She theorizes that Russell has not attacked any women who are in an alliance with men.

More of the same discussion as has been happening over the last few days. Chima says she has resolved not to give into him and lose control if he starts anything. They go on to talk about having a female President, politics and sexism.

Michele reinforces her friendship with Chima and that she is not in any sense gunning for her. Chima says she has a good feeling about her. Michele makes a note that Jessie is not gunning for her but Jeff is.

They move on to talk about Jeff, how he tries to keep Jordan away from them, how he questions Michele why she goes up to HOH, how he might be trying to be playing it cool, but they don't know.

Michele mentions that she does lie to those who lie to her. That she does talk to both sides and that the reason Ronnie didn't like was because she has been playing the same game as him without the lies.

8:53 PM BBT
Red Room
Natalie & Jessie

They have turned off the lights and BB has not said anything. Jessie takes the opportunity of Lydia just leaving to do some turbo whispering with Natalie. I couldn't make it out something about DR. Wizard power. We are safe... (**There is no context for this. For all we know he could be talking about a dream he just had...)



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9:01 PM BBT
Backyard
Jeff & Russell

They are spotting each other as their lift weights. Not much talk yet.

They talking about how many hours people are sleeping, how the Have/Not room is throwing them all off their sleeping patterns.

Russell: All the lights are off in the room. I', surprised they let them do this.
Jeff: They're sleeping?
Russell: You're gonna come out here after you shower?
Jeff: Yeah. I slept the whole day. I'm getting weaker here.
Russell: It's the slop man. As soon as you eat food you will be okay. I'm gaining to much weight here.
Jeff: I'm losing weight!

9: 21 PM BBT

Feeds 1 &2 HoH: Chima and Michele speculating about the wizard power, talking about Russell and his fake fights.

Feeds 3 & 4 Backyard: Russell & Jeff working out. No talking.

Toronto: Genie filing nails...

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Kitchen
Lydia, Jeff & Russell

Lydia is making a slop concoction. Jeff and Russell have just finished working out. Russell has been called to DR. First he checked the storage room and comes back complaining that they got molding clay not alcohol. He goes to DR. Jeff goes out to the jacuzzi. Lydia goes to the Storage Room to get the molding clay.

Lydia: YAY! Thanks Big Brother!







She grabs them and arranges them in color order. Jeff comes in to get a drink.

Lydia: I brought them in all by myself.
Jeff: That's cool!
Lydia: It's better than what we had! I'm excited.

Jeff starts playing with the modeling clay and then talk about what they will make with it - little HGs, blues balls... (**LOL)







Jeff goes outside to enjoy some jacuzzi time. Kevin is laying on the patio sofa.



8:47 PM BBT

Chima called to DR, breaking up the marathon discussion in HoH.

Outside
Jeff and Lydia.

Lydia is eating a tasty-looking slop concoction. Jeff is in the hot tub.

Jeff: That looks good. Is there more?
Lydia: For you? Yeah! Get it before Michele wakes up. (**they don't know she is in HOH)

Michele makes an appearance and tells them she couldn't sleep. She sits for a minute and goes back inside.

Lydia: What did I tell you? You better hop on and get that sh*t.
Jeff: That's okay. If she eats it. She eats it.

Jeff comes out complaining of his toe falling asleep. It's been bothering him since the PoV competition.

Jeff: It's sad that this is the most exciting part of the night.
They laugh.

Inside, Russell is making steak. (**And Genie wants some!)

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Red Room
Chima, Jessie, Natalie & Kevin

They are having a fast and furious whisperfest pow wow. Chima is telling them to go outside to talk to Jeff instead of sleeping. She reports to them what Jordan said earlier about Russell following them around. Chima offers her HoH room for them to talk. Natalie says that she tried to talk to Jordan but she wouldn't stick around.

Natalie: They have made up their minds. There is nothing we can do.
Chima: We could all be worrying for nothing.

Jeff passes through and they're both "Heyyy!" (**Let the buttering up begin.)

He leaves and the whispering continues. (**I have my speakers on so loud, my house is shaking and I still can't make it out. Waaa Waaa Waaaaa!)

10:07 PM BBT
Lydia, Michele, Jessie, Russell, Kevin & Jeff

Lydia is happy like a kid, working on the modeling clay. Kevin has just gotten out of bed and is grumpy. Michele is having a protein shake. Jessie is eating cereal. Russell is milling around. Jeff enters kitchen, he jokes about everyone going overboard cooking (while he's on slop). Friendly banter.

They tell Jeff he's not allowed to eat the fresh basil. Jeff doesn't understand why he is allowed to eat the dried one and not the fresh one. He goes to check in DR. Michele asks him to check if they're allowed to make their own salsa. Jeff comes back, rapping, and he says triumphantly that they are allowed fresh basil.


Lydia is making models of the HGs. Jeff is "pumped about it." He says she is so talented. He is telling Lydia to take her time doing his. That if she needs to take over night, to make his it would be great. (**Cute!)

Jessie says that girls are better at these crafts.

Jeff: You sexist pig! Jeff grins.
Jessie: If you want to take it that way, you can.
Jeff: Everything in this house gets twisted ♫ (in a singsong voice)

***Very funny and cute interchange :)







Meanwhile, Russell is all by himself outside. He is looking upset. Jeff joins him for a smoke. They talk about food.

Russell: So I was counting people.
Jeff: Who are you counting?
Russell: You. Jordan. Have you talked to Jordan?
Jeff: Haven't you asked her? Dude! We talked about it last night.

They go over the days and events again.

Russell: Who do I talk to. I'm trying to think about it Jeff...
Jeff: You don't have to talk about it all today. We have three days of nothing...

Jeff is coaching him on how to approach people .

Fishes.

10:38 PM BBT
Jessie, Russell & Jeff.

Feeds come back, Jessie has joined them outside. Jessie and Russell are all playing pool. Russell is naming the girls, probably talking about who would or would not go for a woman's alliance. Jessie changes the conversation to baseball. Jeff goes inside.

Russell: We can change that Jess.
Jessie: What's he saying? (Jeff)
Russell: He's on board. Natalie will be forced. Jordan will be forced. (Woman's ALlaince) I told him the only way a male will win is if I stay in the game. She's smart. She's a b*tch, but she's smart.
Jessie: I promise you. Seriously, I promise you. If he talks to me about it. That's what it's going to take. I never talk to the guy. Every time he talks to me, he is short.
Russell: She is the ringleader. You put two feminists together, you think they won't bond?
Jessie: It's a tough pill to swallow knowing you picked Jeff over me. I don't knwo what you have going with him, but that was a kick in the f'ing teeth.
Russell: Well, yeah. I see what you mean. But at this point if you can put your pride aside for a shot at half a million dollars. Otherwise you have no shot.

Jessie is not budging. He is shooting Russell down. He is still harping on Jeff being picked for the PoV. Jessie asks him why he picked Jeff. Russell says because Jeff would try. Jessie didn't stick his neck out for him. Jessie is telling him that he would have taken him off the block if he had won the PoV. Jessie is insisting that Jeff come to him and talk to him.

They have reached a stalemate.

Jessie: I don't know how confident he is in making ripples in the waters.

11:08 Pm BBT
Round the house...

• Natalie has come outside and plays some pool with Russell. Jessie goes inside. They are catching up on what they did during the day.

Russell: What do you think of Kevin?
Natalie: I have two friends in the house and he's not one of them.
Russell: Do you think he says what's convenient.
Natalie: Yeah. He's not my target. He's not an immediate threat to me. If you were to stay, would he be an immediate threat to you? Yeah. I think it's sh*tty he didn't take Lydia off the block.
Russell: But that was the agreement?
Natalie: Yeah, but that's still sh*tty.

• Inside, everyone, except Jordan, is playing with modeling clay. Jeff has made a beach ball. Michele is trying to figure out the lemon juicer.

Jessie is trying to figure out what to make.
Jeff: Why don't you make me a gun that works.
Jessie: I'm afraid you will use it against me. (***LOL!)













While they are all peacefully playing. Natalie wants to bash the playdoh around.

And on that note! Genie out! :) Stay tuned for The Overnight Report!

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