BB12: The Overnight Report
Good Morning BB Lovers! Happy Last Sunday Show Day!
Carolyn has been having connectivity issues, so here I am to fill you in on the late late night happenings on the live feeds in the BB house. Caro will be back as soon as possible!
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For the past few days, the three have been doing their best to entertain themselves while fighting their restless and eagerness to get out of the house and go back to their lives.
12:57 AM BBT
After hanging out in the hot tub, a meal of grilled hot dogs and a game of Blackjack, Enzo, Hayden and Lane decide to work out their restlessness.
Each in their own unique way....
1:35 AM BBT Cams 1 & 2
After the boys finish their workouts, showers and the bedtime routines, they settle into bed for the famous Jumanji Jam. It starts with Lane and Enzo talking about the Vegas Bash and how fun it's going to be while Hayden is brushing his teeth in the bathroom.
Enzo: Wrap Party, yo.
Lane: I can't wait. There will be big time people there.
Enzo: You think?
Enzo: Think there will be big time people there?
Enzo: Like us! We're big time.
Lane: No, I mean like people who know people that will get you hooked you up...
Enzo: Oh. Okay!
Lane: They might make up their own reality TV show, like just for you.
Enzo: I'm gonna get trashed and I'm gonna have fun with it.
Lane: Yeah. I'm gonna get buck wild.
Enzo: I'm gonna have fun with it.
Lane: I'm gonna accidentally find an agent.
Enzo: Yeah, just to see what they'll do for me.
Enzo: I'm ready for The Meow Meow Down South.
Lane: Mhm. Reality.
Enzo: Meow Meow Down South. I'll go all over the south. I'll get into sh*t. I'll eat weird sh*t that I never knew existed. I'll go into bars...
Lane: Just go into bars where no one knows you and just start talking.
Enzo: Just start talking... They will say what the f*ck did he just say... Throwing mud at old people. What yo?
It keeps going for a bit longer until Hayden joins them and talk turns to Texas and college campuses there. Shortly thereafter, Lane tells Enzo and Hayden about his brother Gunter beating up the linebacker. When Gunter started dating his now wife, Georgia, her ex got mad and started calling her a lot of nasty names.
Enzo: It's none of your business... sh*it.
Lane: And it went on for a couple of months and I remember I went to stay there before going to New York; and we were at a bar and Gunter was this kid keeps calling Georgia a wh*re and he was there, drunk... I said just cool it. We're at a bar on 6th street in Austin. Don't do anything.
Enzo: How long has been with with Georgia?
Lane: A couple of months..
Enzo: That that's f*cked up, yo. Come on, yo... I can see it if it's a couple of days or a week... but now it's a couple of months. Come on, yo.
Lane: Now we're at the bar... and I'm there and... Skippy intervenes with a cool bubble bath.
And more bubbles because "the kid" didn't sign any wavers. Long story short. The Kid hit Gunter and knocked his tooth out, so Gunter started beating him up until the guy started crying. Lane took Gunter off the guy and while they were walking away, the linebacker sucker-punched Gunter in the back of the head. This prompted Gunter to nail the guy. The paper reported a different story...
Moving right along...
1:55 AM BBT
Talk has traveled to Music Fest, Steamboat Springs and life after BB.
Lane: At least three buses and 10 thousand dollars each. We announce three bands.
Enzo: We get to.... (*be interrupted by bubbles)
Lane: Girls that we want...
Enzo: We get to throw mud at people. Anything... Throw fruits at people. Throw rotten fruit at people.
Lane: Piss on people...
Enzo: Yeah Anything.
(*Nice to know they will be putting their 15 minutes of fame to good use.. )
Their vision of life after BB is a busy one, filled with appearances, road trips and money.
Enzo: I don't think I can go back to work, yo.
Lane: We have to put in some time to work out. We'll probably have a gym membership in all the states.
Hayden: Hopefully. Work out during the week. Work on the weekends.
Lane: Definitely showing up to bars on the weekends. Making 10 Gs a week.
Enzo: Definitely. Friday and Saturday.
Hayden: If you can do 10Gs in a week, do you know how much that is in a year? (*520 Gs.. simple math)
Lane: That's 40... 120 a year?
Enzo: That's nice...
Hayden: 10 thousand a week... no that's 520 thousand dollars...
2:15 AM BBT
They are talking about the first time they were asked questions by Julie Chen.
Lane: The first question I was nervous..
Enzo: I got the very first question asked... I was like f*ck... But I just wanted to get this thing going.
Enzo: I still remember that in the living room man...
Lane: That day sucked....
Enzo: Yeah. Long f'ing day yeah... That f'ing HoH room
Hayden: Bodies everywhere.
Lane: Some couldn't even find a place to lie down.
Talk turns to lying and making things up and they all agree it isn't a good idea to lie about yourself. Then onto nicknames and how Enzo immediately told everyone he was "Meow Meow" in case anyone else used it. They reminisce about the first few days in the house and it's confusion - not knowing anyone's name or where to go or who to talk to.
Enzo: I just wanted to last long enough so the whole world knows about me.
Hayden: I just wanted to not be the first one out and then make the Jury and I did that!Now I'm in the Final 3
Enzo: Those emotions man..
Hayden: Final 3 with the people I want to be in the Final 3 with.
Enzo goes on to say how he didn't know anyone's name. He thought both Hayden and Lane were from the south, that Brendon was a California surfer dude; he didn't know who he would be friends with in the house. Matt looked a little bit crazy. He was glad Kristen was from the east coast but she wouldn't talk to anyone and she made him feel awkward. Enzo was nervous to talk to Andrew because he thought he was the saboteur. Lane was creeped out with Andrew because he wanted to talk game right off the bat.
Hayden: He's a weird dude. The lights went off why would you go hide behind the couch?
Enzo: I just thought keep talking so people know where you're at.
Hayden: We all did good.
Enzo: And we had dumb ass Brendon walking around.
Lane: Brushing his teeth.
Enzo: That's why he was labeled right away.... Just don't do nothing.
The flashback talk of the season continues with the different competitions and Annie trying to set up an All-Girls Alliance. Talk goes along those lines for another hour or so interspersed with personal stories until they take off their mics and finally sleep.
This concludes The Overnight Report!
Carolyn is still wrestling with connectivity issues. For my part, I have a stack of papers to grade (yes, already!) so we will be joining you back here for the last Sunday Show Viewing Party @ 4:50 PM BBT/7:50 PM EST! Until then please mind the critters and enjoy the three dodos on the feeds!!
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