Big Brother 13: The Overnight Report
Good Morning, BB Lovers! Happy Monday!
We had a little Rachel-Cassi Smackdown last night, and GenieSea was here covering it for you live. If you missed that, check out her post! It's terrific!
If you've been away all weekend, a very quick recap:
- Dominic won the PoV Comp.
- Cassi's been told she'll more than likely be the ReNom, and she's been doing everything she can to get Jordan to put up Brendon and Rachel instead.
- Rachel's had considerable drama, and many see that as a reason to get rid of her.
- However, Jeff and Jordan believe they must keep Rachel and Brendon in the house to lessen the targets on their own heads... and they don't want to break their deal with them.. just yet.
- 11 days into crazy long hours of sitting and writing and my spine is still *very* happy in my new RelaxTheBack Chair! Yay! (look! isn't it pretty!) But... Note to Self: It's a flipping great idea to stretch after a 5 hour long Sunday Sanity Break Bike Ride. Oh. My. Calves!!!!
- By the way, if anyone won the lottery over the weekend and wants to buy me a nice prezzy, I'd totally fancy this. :0) Just puttin' that out there into the universe. ;0)
Today is PoV Ceremony Day in the Big Brother 13 House, so spark up your feeds and set your drama expectations on high!
OK.. Let's backtrack earlier into the night.
Jordan and Kalia
Kalia: So I ran up here to pee, and Jeff was in here with Rachel, and I hear him saying to her, "People aren't always gonna like you. Who cares?! If the girl doesn't like you, the girl doesn't like you. She's leaving on Thursday, so who cares?" Like why are you wasting your time and your energy?
Kalia: So.. I didn't know what the details were..
Jordan: OK, so this is what happened.. I'm sittin at the hammock with Jeff and Dominic, and Rachel's like, Can I talk to you? And I'm like, "Oh God.." I sound like a high school gossip drama queen, cuz like, I've talked about it to a million people.
Kalia: That's alright.. That's what this is.
Jordan: Anyways, we have nothin' better to do.
Kalia: It's entertaining.
Jordan: So um.. She comes up here and she's like, Cassi pulled me aside and she was yelling at me.. not yelling, but I guess Cassi pulled her aside and asked why she didn't like her, and I think Rachel told her she did.. I don't remember exactly what was said, but I guess Rachel told her she plays a bad game, or something like that. hehehe.
Kalia: Oh yeah.. hehe
Jordan: And Casi was just like, I just wanna know why you don't like me.. And then Rachel was crying..
Kalia: Why was she crying?
Jordan: I guess Cassi made her feel bad. And I told Rachel, I'm gonna be honest with you.. People are getting aggravated with your comments that you're making..
Kalia: uh huh..
Jordan: ..like the comment she made about Porsche.. like when she walked in that room when all y'all were in there. I told her that was unnecessary.. and that she's coming across as bitchy.. and that she came her to change how she was perceived, but her actions aren't helping that. And I told her, i don't care what you said, but what if it was someone else that was HoH? You and Brendon could get backdoored...
Kalia: So then she was probably more upset, 'cause you weren't all "poor Rachel."
Jordan: I just told her I was a little aggravated at her the other day, and she's all, "I'm a nice person." And I said, no one's saying you're not.. And she said, "She was trying to be mean to Porsche." I said, Don't worry about Porsche. If someone was making fun of my friend in real life, of course I'd stick up for them, but in this house, you just have to learn to keep your mouth shut.. And also, she's trying to change her image, but then she's talking about having sex with Brendon up here.. and she's like, He's my fiance.. I'm like, of course, but the whole world doesn't need to know..
Kalia: Exactly.. and then they talk about the freaky things they've done and the places..
Jordan: We all talk about sex, but..
Kalia: I'm not gonna say details, because it's not anyone's business.
Jordan: Right. Anyway, she's just like, "I'm not a bad person," and I agree, but just some of your actions, basically.. I was just tellin' her that. Then I go down there, and Cassi's like, I'm so sorry to put you in the middle.. Oh! And I did say to Rachel that I'd talked to Cassi and I did think you were intimidated by her, and Rachel said I'm not..
Kalia: Rachel's a good person.. but what she thinks comes off as cute and ditzy actually comes across and annoying and not that smart.
This is ongoing, if you'd like to catch it in the flashback section of the live feeds... Go to Feed 3. 11:42pm BBT, July 17th.
Brendon & Daniele
Brendon pulls Daniele into the Candy Room to show her a pair of soiled boxers that someone left on the floor next to his bed.
Dani cracks up.
Dani: How do someone not know that's there when they take em off? Whose are those?
Brendon: I don't know.. Dominic said he's been having..
Dani: He said he's been having what?
Brendon: Stomach issues... He said something to Jeff.. I don't wanna call him out and embarrass him.. What should I do?
Dani: Send him in here for something and see what he does.
***And this is your Flashback Funny moment. Go to 12:14am BBT on Feed 1 in the flashback section of the live feeds & Dive on in! It's a great giggle to cure the Monday morning blues!
Jordan, Dominic, Kalia.
Rachel comes in and tells Dominic that Jeff & Dani just pulled a prank on him.. He loves it, and starts plotting how to get them back.
Dominic: Jordan, are you ok with it if I mess with Jeff?
Jordan: I don't care!
Rachel: Don't tell them I told you.
Kalia: What're you gonna do?
Dominic: hmm.. how can I mess with Jeff? Dude, I could take chocolate reeses and rub it all over the toilet seat downstairs, and say Jeff used the toilet last..
Rachel: (smiles) Nobody's gonna believe that..
Dominic: I'll just tell Lawon...
Jordan: Take a pair of Jeff's underwear and rub chocolate! He did that to my brother, and it looked so real.. Do that and be like, ooh Jeff, look what I found in your room.
Rachel: No, don't do that.. That's not original enough..
Dominic: Is that exactly what he did to me?
Dominic: Oh my God!!!!
Rachel's expression confirms..
Jordan: Do it then!!
Dominic: Where's his underwear?
Jordan: In those drawers..
Dominic: (starts digging) I need white underwear...
Jordan comes over to help...
Rachel: PT, don't do the same thing he did to you. It's not original enough.. Do something better.
Dom brainstorms about how to get Jeff back... It's a fun scene to check out in flashback... Gotta move forward into the night.
Adam, Lawon, Dani, Cassi, Brendon
Operation Poopy Pants Continues... Cassi is unaware of the prank, so the HGs take the opportunity to get her...
ALL: Go look!
Cassi: He sh*t his pants and left it on the floor and walked away?
Lawon: I'm serious! Good look...
Lawon and Cassi go to the Have Not Room. She sees the boxers on the floor and cracks up! Cassi gingerly picks up the offending briefs, holds them up to the camera for all the world to get a good close look...
Cassi: Exhibit F. Oh my.. I haven't laughed that hard since I been in here. Why did he just leave em there and not wash em? Why did he move into my room and just think he could leave his sh*tty underpants everywhere?
Lawon: Girl, that's crazy. When I saw that.. I said that's some crazy sh*t.
Cassi and Lawon head back out to the common area... Dom is there now.
Cassi: WTF, Dude?! What makes you think you can move into my bedroom for like 2 days and leave that layin' around?
Cassi: Why wouldn't you wash em? You're a grown.. boy.
Dom: Hold on. Can we stop before we go any further?
Cassi: I picked em up and held em up for the camera. He got a good zoom. Yeah.
Dom: Are you being dead serious right now?
Dom: (kidding) This is so insulting. You actually think I would sh*t my pants?? He pulled a prank on me and rubbed chocolate in them! You a-hole! I'm so upset right now. (not really) I'm so insulted! (to the rest of the group) Did you see her face?
Dani: She's like, I didn't know! I just held them up to the camera to embarrass you to everybody.
Cassi: (cracking up)
Dani: (huge smile)
Dominic (issues a warning): You guys are ALLLL on my radar now. You better watch your sh*t.
***You've really got to watch this on flashback to get the full feeling of it. I know I keep saying that this morning, but this is really funny stuff. It's well worth the 3 day free trial on the feeds, if you haven't gotten them yet.
OK.. this scene is ongoing, but so is the clock and so is the night, so... we're moving ahead so I can get everything into this Overnight that needs to be here.
Feed 1 & 2
Cassi & Jeff
Cassi tries to convince Jeff that keeping her in the game is his best move...
Cassi: It'd be a game changer for sure. Change the friggin' season if they did that. And I said, they're afraid that everybody'd flip on 'em. And Adam and Dom were like, "Everybody would love that! They'd be heroes!" And I'm like, "but they're afraid their whole thing would crumble and everybody would go after em." And Dom was like, "I would go up there and make a deal with them to keep them safe the rest of the time." And Adam's like, "Me too." Like.. I don't think anybody wants me to go.
Cassi: People would definitely be willing to come talk to you, if y'all are considering it...
Cassi: Think about it.. I'm not trying to preach here. If I've gotta go, I've gotta go. I've already accepted that.. But if you don't do it now, at some point, you're gonna have to... and in the meantime, do you think if they had an opportunity that they wouldn't do it to you at some point?
Jeff: I know..
Cassi: I mean, this is the safest way now, 'cause you're guaranteed that one of 'em's leaving.
Jeff: I know..
Cassi: And what is Rachel without Brendon? Let's be honest.
Jeff: We'll talk.
And away he goes. Which brings us to where I originally began the Overnight... I'm just cutting and pasting it here now for continuity sake - I'll be adding the conversation between Dominic and Cassi in the appropriate time slots, as well...
Jeff: She's like, "why don't you just backdoor Brendon and Rachel? You'd have everyone's votes.."
Jordan: But that'd be the dumbest move in the world for us! And we'd lose Daniele's trust. I'd rather have a solid alliance than someone we just like.
***As much as people are clamoring for it, Jordan is quite right. Putting up Brendon and Rachel as the Renoms would serve no one but the newbies, and it would move Jeff and Jordan straight into the position of Biggest Targets in the House.
Jeff: So do you like the deal with Dominic?
Jordan: Yeah.. (paraphrasing) Think we could get him to not use it? Then we'd vote Adam out?
Jeff: That would be the dumbest move ever.. plus I'd still vote Dom out.. I think the rest of the house would too.
Jordan: Yeah, cuz somebody could then flip on us..
Jeff: What if Brendon and Rachel won next week, and they put up Dominic and Adam?
Jordan: Well, if they wanna get out Dominic, they just have to put up Lawon and Kalia, so he doesn't have a clue.
Jeff: It'd be stupid to get rid of Brendon and Rachel, because then we're the target... Everyone's gonna go after them, so it's better game wise and partner wise.
Jordan: To keep em.. of course..
Jeff: Say Dominic wins? And he puts up Lawon? Then Adam is good.. we took him to where we said we were gonna take him..
Jordan: And what if Cassi flips and just puts us up..
Jeff: I know..
Jordan rehashes the argument between Rachel and Cassi, filling in the gaps for Jeff, including her own very frank conversation with Rachel following the argument...
Jordan: You need to learn to keep your mouth shut. I'm not saying this to be mean... Also, you're trying to change the way you were last season, but you're out there talking about having sex with Brendon up here, and she's all, "He's my fiance!" And I'm like, that's fine, but this is going out to millions of people. I didn't say it, but it's just not classy. I was just basically tellin' her she needs to shut up with things..
Jeff: Maybe with Cassi gone, she'll calm down.
Jordan: I hope so.
Jeff: I told Rachel, we're solid.
Jordan: I did too.. I told her, I am not flipping. I think there's just unnecessary drama and everything's getting blown out of proportion.
Watching Cassi talk to Dom on the spy screen..
Jeff: Dude, Cassi's trying so hard to stay... she's workin' it.. (paraphrasing) Probably trying to talk Dom into not using the Veto... I'd just vote him out.
Feed 3 & 4
Cassi & Dominic
Cassi: ...andyhow, I was telling you that because that's how badly they don't wanna do this. I was like, what are you so afraid of.. if you're gonna put them up.. what is Rachel without him? It's a game changer.
Dom: He's not gonna do it. Get that outta your head head, because that's not gonna happen.
Cassi: It'd be smart to.
Dom: Yeah, if he had balls, but he doesn't.. But we do...
Cassi: No one does.. Those 2 are gonna end up coasting to the end, because everyone's afraid to put them up, and I don't know why.
Dom: Do you know who you're talking to? (whispers) Shelly would for sure vote me..
Dom: Dani would for sure vote me..
Cassi: ok, that's 3..
Dom: If.. I talk to Jeff and Jordan before, and
Cassi: They would for sure..
Dom: But Brendon and Rachel.. plus the 2
Cassi: I kinda wonder if 2 actually turned.. or if one turned and another's America's player.
Dom: Dah dah dahhhh...
Cassi: I'm gonna cry.. I wish I could just walk out right now... Why is she so scary... Without him she's nothing.
Dom: That's not the reason. Rachel and Brendon are their safety net. Without them, they're playing alone.
Cassi: I said.. Do you trust Brendon and Rachel more than you do Shelly and I?
Cassi: Do you know them any more than us? I was like, from what you've seen;.. Just think about it at least... If you put them up and keep me here, I can speak for Shelly and I, we would keep you safe and not put you up til the very end, if we got there.
Dom: And did he consider it?
Cassi: He was like, "I'll talk to Jordan, but work on Dom." I can't, in good conscience, tell him to do that, if I'm not sure that he's got the votes.
Cassi: I know.. I'm not askin' you to... I'm just saying how much they don't wanna do this.
Dom: Especially after last week when everyone looked in our faces.. and 2 people clearly lied.
Cassi: I told em, you send me home, you're taking a non-threat outta the game right now, and all you're doing is prolonging the inevitable. What makes you think they're gonna hold true to their deal to you?! What makes you think they wont do the same thing to you, and then you'll be like, oh f'k, I should kept Cassi here and done this a long time ago.
Dom: Right. But you gotta understand, the reason they're not doing it.. It's not that they're scared, it's that Brendon and Rachel are their safety net.
Jeff & Jordan
Jordan: If she convinces him not to use the veto..
Jeff: That would be hilarious. That would be the dumbest move in Big Brother history. If Cassi stayed, they (she and Rachel) would kill each other.. That would be so much drama for our alliance.
Jordan: Yeah, but we have deals with everyone.
Jeff: So does everybody else.
Jordan: Yeah, but I think ours are good.
Jeff: We gotta cut like back deals with Dominic..
Jordan: We gotta get to him before they do..
Jeff: Me and Dominic get along pretty good.. Maybe help him to a big prank on me or something..
Jordan: Ok.. He adores you..
Talk turns to Shelly and how much they adore her. Jeff thinks she must be very successful outside the house. Jordan agrees.
Jeff: We're in a good position this week..
Jordan: Are you gonna try to win HoH this week?
Jeff: For sure. Cuz then we're golden. I'll put up Lawon and Kalia.. and if they take themselves off, I'll put up Dominic and Adam. Nothing's for sure, but I'm pretty sure..
Jordan: It's questions..
Jeff: No, that we're good with Brendon and Rachel.
Jordan: Oh yeah.. We are.
Jeff: I hope so.. You don't think they'll come after us?
Jordan: For me being honest with her? No.. I was nice about it.. It just makes me feel bad. I feel like I'm in the middle.
Jeff: We're like the mediators.. If it happens again, I'm gonna pull Brendon aside and tell him he needs to feed her some ritalin in the morning.
Jeff: That's why I didn't watch our season... because I know people say a lot of things during the game and they want you to react to it..
Rachel: She's like, this has been the worst year of my life.. I said, well, you can change it.. The way you're acting now is exactly like you did last year.. hehe.. Imagine if Dick was here.. He'd be right in there.. stirring it up.
Jeff: Oh yeah.. he would love it.
Jordan: If he was here, I'd feel like I had no chance..
Jeff: He would put so much fear into them that they would never put him up.
Jeff: (watching the spy screen) Dude, Cassi's workin' f'in overtime in there.. Would you not pee your pants if he didn't use it? That would be so funny.. and then he'd get voted out.
Jeff: He's hugging her.. Did they just make a deal? Is he gonna not use it? That would be so funny..
Jeff: I can't believe how early it is, and we're already full blown into it.
Jordan: I know!
Jeff: Can you believe it's only been 2 weeks?
Jordan: I know!
Talk turns to how much they're enjoying Daniele..
Jordan: Daniele's so funny! Rachel was going on to her about Cassi, and Dani's like, she'll only be here 4 more days, let it go!
Jeff: I think Rachel will be much better once Cassi's gone.
Dominic & Cassi
Finally... Enjoying each other and sharing secrets...
Very coyly... Enjoy this one on flashback... because.. This concludes the Overnight Report!
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