That's right, Dishers - I'm back and in rare form! A few notes about Late night with Lessa will appear in the comment section in a bit - a FYI if you will. But the important one? Is this:
- I have decided that I am TEAM IAN and he is the first Late night with Lessa Mascot of BB14! Updating us within 2 minutes of going live? Well played, sir, well played!
Alrighty - so Carolyn is exhausted, so I'm taking the baton and jumping in with both feet and attempting to remember how to do this. All the voices at once are making my eyes cross, but we all know I have the fastest fingers in the north, so let's get it on?
Since the feeds came on it's been hard and fast game play right off the bat! LOVE IT. Thanks to Ian, we knew immediately that Kara and Frank are nominated, and Danielle and Ashley are have nots - and Ian fell "backasswards" and earned an exemption of some sort during the competition. The Nominations were today, POV is tomorrow, and all the houseguests are inside as they appear to be on lockdown.
Kara has had a meltdown, feeling like she's in middle school, BB delivered more booze, and there's a group around the kitchen table, with general chitchat all around. All caught up? Alright then - Let's get it on! Refresh periodically for updates!
11:06 BB Time - Dan and Dani are the game room chatting, talking about JoJo not backing down, and something going to blow up. In the HOH room, the girls are drinking and chatting weight and alcohol, etc and playing Never have I ever.
Sticking with Dan and Dani for now.
Dan: I'd like for you both to get to the end, obviously
Dani: Me too. I"m not gonna do something behind your back, or something that you don't agree with ever.
Dan: That's good to know as a coach.
Dani: I was really upset that I disappointed you
Dan: it's good that you were able to take the coaching. That's what I like about you. Most girls, you know, that's why I didn't pick them. You came up to me early on, and I knew you wanted to come to my team for a reason.
Dani: I was like I didn't want you to think that I was like hey hey hey. I didn't tell anyone else I wanted to be on their team.
Dan: Yeah, it was between you and Willy, and I just had a good feeling about you.
They continue to talk about their mutual love for each other - while Never have I ever continues in the HOH room with Jen, Britney, JoJo, Janelle, and Kara? With Willy popping in. Janelle mentions sequester and we get Fishies!
Willie and Britney are talking...
Britney: This is your HOH - I want you to get further.
Willie: I don't know. This is what he said. He said that there is no reason to go for him to go - if I'm going to protect Frank, why would he go after me..
Britney: Boogie? Does he know you can't protect him this week, you don't vote?
Willie: People listen to me though.
Britney: I don't know - he's pitting us all against each other, telling them all the same stuff. He's dangerous.
Willie: Frank isn't worried.. he says he's willing to break..
Britney: He won't break from Boogie... Boogie says that Frank is willing to work with us, Dan says Kara is - you have to take the person out that is the biggest threat long term. I'm just trying to make you see both sides, I support you.
Willie: ..even with boogie..
Britney: He's lying to you. Boogies best guy goes home, he doesn't win. Frank has no loyalty to you.
Willie: I know, that's what... I don't know. I have to make a decision
Britney: The veto will decide. I'm just trying to make you see both options. I think you can always beat Kara, not Frank.
Willie: Yeah, and I think.. for me and you, (someone) has to go.
Britney: Later. But yeah, he could win. Everyone will go after Shane later. Make the best choice for your game.
Willie: You and me will work together.
Britney: I just think Boogie is working you.
Willie: I talked to Frank not Boogie..
Britney: Boogie woke up this morning and decided to play the game, and Frank is all over the place. Who do you think you can beat in the final two - Frank or Kara?
Willie: Depends on what I get.
Britney: You can't trust anyone.
Willie: I can convince them they need to gun against Wil..
Britney: We'd want him to get rid of Kara..
Willie: She'd be gone.
Britney: Oh yeah - and he won't go for Danielle... look, Janelle and I are working together. If we kick out one of Boogie's, and he and Dan are working together - they only have four! I won't ask you to make a decision that's bad for your game - we just need to examine all sides. I just feel Boogie has gotten to you
Willie: He hasn't! I talked to Frank. He needs me.
Britney: Why do you trust him?
Willie: He will protect me the next few weeks.
Britney: I think everyone is after Frank - be prepared...
Willie: I just think they'll be all "oh yeah!"
Britney: I can't wait till everyone goes to bed at 2am - and we can have a real talk.
The other feeds are with Dan, Kara (?) and Dani in the game room, talking about home...
Britney and Willie laughing about Joe - saying they're all going to starve..
Britney: Have you ever had pasta with a side of macaroni before? Who does that?
Ahhhh, I love my mean girl! :) They also say JoJo drives them crazy - doesn't know when to stop. Then they decide to reconvene with their usual chat when everyone else goes to bed.
Dani is telling Dan about her dad being a drunk when she was younger, and how it's why she doesn't drink a lot. It's Father Dan at his best - listening and getting the personal stories, making connections. :)
Ladies night is breaking up in the HOH room. Janelle and Britney are asking about Wil, and why he's acting weird.
Ashley: I'm not really sure - I was having my own breakdown, I honestly don't know. I think he was upset you were going to drink without him?
Britney: We love Wil! You were having your own...
Ashley: Yeah, and..
Britney: I've been there, you know you're being crazy but it keeps going...
Janelle goes to get Wil... joins everyone at the dining room table. Willie joins the HOH, and Britney gets a lowdown on where everyone is.
Willie: You ok now?
Willie: That's why I say - in three more days... they lose one of them, that could be their 100k walking out the door. Especially Dan! If he loses her, he might as well fold! Why is Ian acting normal for the first time tonight?
Britney: He was like 15 minutes... (pace) 14 minutes..
Willie: I know, I was like, just do your thing!
Dan joins Kara in the sound room
Kara: We need a signal or something! For me right now, I need to be completely positive, you know?
Janelle and Wil are talking in the storage room.
Wil: Oh I wasn't really pissed off about that! I just don't want to be around..
Britney joins :What happened? JoJo hit part of your beer?
Wil: No, she just was laughin behind my back, and I know it sounds stupid, I just don't want to be around her. I'll tell her in the morning. Tell her just don't fuck with me, seriously
Britney: We wanted to hang out with you! I wanted to do the busy busy busy!
Cut to the HOH room - where they're talking to Ashley about sleeping in the havenot room
Boogie: I was thinking - wet the bottom towel, and you won't slide so much!
Ashley: That's a great idea..
She mentions seeing the doctor (her back is hurt) and we get fish - and come back to talk of alligator meat. Heh.
Brit, Janelle and Wil are still chatting in the storage room.
Brit: We have to make him realize that Frank won't protect them. You have orange peel on your forehad
Janie: It's good for my skin!
Brit: Your skin doesn't need any help! We have to stick together, and I think Willie needs to realize Frank wont..
Britney: Willie wants to get rid of Kara
Janie: We're so fucked.
Wil: do they have a deal?
Janie: We need to be on Willie like crazy until he realizes.. he'll listen to us.
Wil: I love Willie, but he's stupid!
Janie: As much as I like him - Frank has to go. He's not on our side.
Britney: I know!
Janie: He has hamshanks like, this big!
Britney: I tried to plant that in his ear - say that Dan came to us, and we need to keep slowly planting that.
Janie: All Willie needs to see in his limited vision is that Boogie is coming after him and Frank is Boogie, then..
Brit: Boogie IS after him!
Janie: I know! He just has to see...
Brit: Where is Danielle?
Wil: I am so annoyed by her.. she's such a princess! I think the best is if Kara wins POV
Wil: No really...
Janie: He'd have the option of who to put up..
Wil: he'll put up Jen for sure.
Brit: can we just take a break and look at the lack of food in here?
Janie: We're fucked..
Brit: This has to last us a week!
Wil: Fuck the food!
Janie: Let's deal with the peons. - so, shit goes down, Willie doesn't want to use POV (FISH) However (FISH) who gives a shit, I'm sorry, but..
Wil: I'd like to save Danielle as long as I can... because everyone hates her!
And back to general bitchery about JoJo and the "stolen" beer... Mean Girls 2.0!
Britney: Right now we can't have problems in our alliance
Wil: I know! That's why I wanted to get away, it's ok. You want to piss me off? Take my alcohol
Janie: We might not like each other but... And why do we let Willie be alone with Frank for two hours, and then Boogie for one? We have to do so much damage control...
Kara joins... and gives them the lowdown on where everyone's at.
Janie: Whos in HOH?
Janie: Oh god, I'm gonna go!
Kara: She tried to get into it with Frank!
Brit: Over what?
Kara: Tomato slices.
Wil: She is so full of herself. She's such a target.
In HOH - Janie and Boogie talk about their babies. awwwwwwwwwww...
In the Storage Room - just Wil and Kara
Kara: I have to go against Frank, he's my only chance to stay. Do you think he'd put up Joe?
Wil: No. I think you need to talk to Joe
Kara: I have been. I talk to him every day. We picked Veto players, and I went straight to him. I worry about if he wins and who goes up. I have to win.
Wil: I have to win - one of us three has to win. Frank can't win. If he doesn't...
Kara: Why wouldn't he put up Joe?
Wil: they were hooked up before we even picked coaches! Have you noticed Frank can really talk?
Kara: He didn't, but now he has.. everytime I go up there he's staring me down. And then they go up there. I just worry what he's going to do if Frank makes a deal with him.. or if he comes down who goes against me?
Wil: It doesn't make sense, why save Frank? He's a threat to him!
Wil: He has a golden opportunity to get Frank out. No one can beat him.
Kara: I know - I love him as a person, but he's a threat to all of us. Oh god, I worry about Willie. I worry about all of it.
Wil: We just have to see what happens tomorrow.
Kara: I'm stressed!
Wil: Balroom dance - do this! (demonstrates)
Kara: I just don't want to be evicted..
12:10 - cut to the Kicks room... Frank and Jen
Frank: I haven't been campaigning yet, just talking to poeple
Jen: I think your doing a good job, you're cool. I think you have a really strong shot. I think you were put up because you're such a badass.
Frank: Keeping me in the house keeps his target smaller, you know?
Jen: I'm just worried about getting backdoored. But I think I'd have the votes.
Frank: Yeah, we just need to get Kara out.
Jen: She's nice, but..
BB: Britney please go to the diary room.
In the Storage room.
Kara: I have to win this shit. There is no other option for me.
--Lessa: Welcome to the game, luv! Hee.
They exit the Storage Room and head to the kitchen..
Frank: It's like, they think I'm going to win HOH next wee
Jen: It could happen
Frank: We never know what these competitions are going to be...
Jen: Yeah, my social game is killer
Frank: That's good - just keep doing what your doing. If I come off... Even if it was, I mean, I need to rally the votes.
Jen: That's what we do.
Frank: Obviously that's worst case scenario...
Jen: Yeah, he's just here, you know, you're here to have a good time and be on your favorite tv show..
Frank: He's a 21 year old kid, we have to remember that. At the same time.. the silver lining is that we'll both be here next week. I'm having a little trouble believing they want to get Kara out rather than me, if so they're stupid.
Jen: You could be a great ally, you know, this game is individual.
Frank: Yeah, I can be like keeping you by my side, and kee you save
Jen: It's cliche, but Boogie said it, it's a marathon not a race, have to do the long haul.
Frank: They need to realize the coaches are not looking out for us - they're looking out for THEM.
Boogie, Willie, Kara and Brit are in the HOH - cut to the bathroom, which is a MESS, then back to HOH...
Downstairs, Frank and Jen are still talking...and Wil joins, and Kara, who askes if she can have a minute alone to herself, whioch they grant, and she hides under the pillow, for a good cry.
While there's general chitchat in the HOH room, as Ian joins as well.
Britney: Did you make more coffee?
Ian: No, I was jumping around like a howler monkey!
Brit: I'm a little upset we didn't get pool time tonight..
Ian: No date in the pool...
Downstairs, they cut away from Kara's crying, to the dining room table where wil, frank and Jen are talking about it.
Jen: I told her today, get it all out, then come out tomorrow, guns blazing.
Upstairs, they ask Kara about body hair and spray tans - while she gives Ian a lil backrub...
Showmance alert!? Or just a backrub... hehe
Shane and JoJo
JoJo: We'd be the sexiest final two ever...come on, you give every girl in here a masage...
Shane: I know.
JoJo: It's weird, I'm used to guys throwing themselves at me!
Shane: Me too - I mean, not guys.. well yeah, both
JoJo: Me too. but I'm confident and strong and I know what I want, you know? I'm shy... no I really am! I swear to god!
Cut to Willie and Frank in the have not room (which I love love love love love)
Frank: He's trying to get Joe up.. if I come off, you know..
Willie: Yeah yeah. I see everyone else is scared to death of Boogie.. but he has no power, he can't knock anyone out. You know? I have to do what's best for me, to get to that half million dollars.
Frank: Is Britney trying to change your mind?
Frank: When it comes to me winning HOH..
Willie: if you win, dude, don't put me up. Boogie will try to get you too. He'll try, but it doesn't benefit you. He'll try, I've seen him play...
Danielle comes in and interupts them, looking for a jacket.. then leaves, and its right back.
Willie: I'm telling you, I'm not after you at all. But I have to have that 100%, you're not going to put me up. You have to win HOH next week and not put me up. They're gonna want to keep their girlfriend in..
Frank: I got your back. The only other person I really think I might trust is Jen. It's gonna be me, Jen or maybe Danielle that wins.. it's gonna be me, or someone from your side
Willie: ..and I can convince them, you know? They got a lot of weak minded people, a lot of emotional people and I can use that to my advantage, and do whatever we gotta do. Brit is gonna say, you know, but I can sell them whatever I gotta sell them.
--Lessa; oh Russel, how I've missed you....
Frank: We can get JoJo's vote, too, I think she'll listen to what you'll say. And Joe's, and that's at least four.
Willie: If you win next week, you stay, and the only thing she has to do is fall.
Frank: She's crackin in there right now.. cracking.
Willie: If Danielle wins, and pulls her off, that'd be a bad situation, but it won't happen. All them bitches fall off, and... you know I mean, they don't want their lil girlfriend to go home. It's all good - but me and you have to be legit, cuz you'll go home next if I go home. I'm going against the grain on this, it could be easily, and I could say I'll go, and if you didn't win veto, yo'd go home. I'm going out of my way, so you know I'm behind you
Frank: If I stay, I know it's because of your help.
Willie: It doesn't make sense for me to keep her in, I can't work with her, I can work with you, and the whole putting you on the block, it looks like there's no way we're together..
Frank: You're right, if I'm gone, there's not many people you can work with, just like you.
Willie: ..and I'm showing you the extremes I'm wiling to go to keep you in. I'll tell them I'm HOH, respect my decision and give them every reason and they'll be like yeah, ok...
Frank: I know this game, and I know this was hard..
Willie: I didn't have options, I was pushed into a corner
Frank: That's why I'm not mad at you. We're the two biggest blips on the radar.
Willie: We can't win without each other.
Willie: Britney's thing is she's worried Boogie is in your ear.
Frank: If she wants to talk to me..
Willie: Yeah, we can do that, tonight maybe. If she knows that she can work with you... then yeah. I'm not gonna lie, this is what's going to happen - if Kara stays, Kara, Wil all these people aligning themselves, making friends, and getting rid of everyone..
Frank: Starting with you
Willie: Yeah, I might make it a week or two. Even my group, you know, I'm like 4th or 5th in my group...
Frank: They might start with Joe, but then you..
Frank: If we have the conversation with Britney, what do you want me to do?
Willie: We'll just talk about the reasons for saving you, not plans or anything, just the reasons...
Frank: yeah, yeah, yeah..
Willie: I told Boogie I just don't want you gunning for me next week, and he said yeah..
Flipping over to the storage room where we have Joe talking to Janie and Wil chatting...
Joe: Just have to have a backbone..
Janie: I have it. I got it, trust me. I will convince Willie somehow...
Janie: Here's the deal, if they keep Frank, he's putting up you and Shane..Boogie can be up there for 2 hours? I'm with Willie all night. Good luck with that Booger.
Joe: Just look at me and let me know. That's it.
Janie: I'm gonna concentrate on getting Frank out, Kara is way better for us. If she gets HOH we're safe.
Wil: And if I look out for her, she'll look out for me, and I look out for you.
Joe: She hates me. That's what I worry about.
Janie: I'm so sick of this. So sick of Booger. Why is he in that room.
Britney: He's living there
..and dance break for Brit and Wil...
12:55am And back to talking about where everyone is... they head up to the HOH again, to break up any game talk....
Britney: busy busybusybusybusy
1am: Annnnnnnnnnnnd, some houseguests are starting to head to bed - and so am I. It's time for me to catch some Zs before work. Carolyn will be back for the Overnight Report early in the BBam - so be sure to join her then! Night, dishers!