BB15: Wednesday Afternoon Aquatic Giggles
Good afternoon, BB Lovers! While the HGs had a quiet morning, they have had a pretty stressful week. Now it's time to cut loose and have some fun together, at the expense of Candice, Jessie, Howard and Nick. Enjoy!
If this is your first time on BBDish today, and you need catching up, please see these previous posts: Wednesday Morning, The Overnight Report, GM & Spencer: Sandy Hook a Conspiracy
Elissa, Andy, Spencer, Judd, Amanda
Mocking the Jury.. The guys impersonate Candice 1st, then Jessie.. Elissa gets in on the act too.
Andy: I nominate you stupid ass because you're a liar.
Andy: I nominated you because you're a stupid mother f'er who never tells me the truth.
Andy: You better solve that mf'in veto in 5 seconds, boo, cuz I'm comin' for your ass.
Spencer: You betta grab ahold of that stick and not let go!
Elissa: I'm nominating all of ya'll.. everyone of yous..
Andy: Candice is like, Thisis the damn nomination ceremony.. If I coulda nominated 7 of you, I would have.
Elissa: Hehehe! hahaha!
Andy: But I can only nominate 2 of you stupid mf'ers.
Spencer: I told you to keep MY name out yo mouth, so I kept your key out this box.
Andy: I'm sharpening my damn knives.
Elissa: ohmygosh.. hysterical. I think Jessie would have been the most unpredictable.
Andy: If Jessie had gotten HoH, her nomination speech, she would've tried to be scathing, but she would've f'd it up somehow.. so it would've been just like.. oooooh.. kinda weird to sit through.
Spencer: They'd be like, can you do that again?
Elissa: She'd be like, I nominated Jessie. Oops. No no, I didn't mean to nominate myself.
Judd: She'd make an alliance with the 2 people she had on the block.
Amanda: Amanda, I nominated you because you're a f'ing bitch. I mean.. Cn we do that again?
Andy: Elissa, I nominated you because you're looking at me funny..
Elissa: I know we've been working together, but today? We weren't..
Andy: You didn't talk to me at breakfast..
Elissa: hahaah! So, you're going up, girl. If you're nice to me on the day of Veto, I hope you win, but if not, I hope you don't.
Amanda: Aaryn, I nominated you, because you looked at Judd.
Elissa: Yeah, because you been hooking up with Judd.. He's my man.. today.. and yesterday I was lookin' at McCrae..
Spencer: I will have Judd on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. You can have Judd on MWF, and Sundays are up for grabs. What if that was a new thing this season.. Compete to hook up with Judd.. and you have to draw chips.
Elissa: The hottest player in BB history, Judd the Stud.
Judd: As soon as I fell off the popsicle first, it was done.
Andy: At first I thought it was who can fall off the quickest..
Elissa: Me too, and I thought, oh my gosh, that guy just got this.
Judd: Before y'all heard me talk, did you know I was from the south?
Elissa: Did you know Amanda was a southern belle?
Andy: I think Howard would've been really funny at the nomination ceremony too.. I nominated people who are warriors.. who don't just watch.. and everybody'd be like, what?!
Amanda: This is a ceremony that I really don't want to talk about.
Judd: Poor Howard. I never did understand what the hell he was talking about.
Andy: Never.. Thinking back on it, I think he was telling me he liked me, but at the time, I thought, ohmygod, he's coming after me.
Judd: Today's day 69.
**in case anyone's keeping track.
Andy: I also wonder what Nick would've done if he ever got HoH, since he made a deal with every single person in the house.
Elissa: He wasn't after any of us. He was just gonna win the game.
Andy: I wonder if he would've put up AmandaPandyAndy..
This is ongoing on 3 and 4.. It's a fun flashback if you'd like a giggle and some very welcome lighthearted fun.
Judd comes inside,ostensibly to check the storage room for games, and unbeknownst to the others, he moves to inspect the mystery that is the Photo Booth..
3:42pm GM goes in to check for the games, promising to chuck someone in the pool if they don't exist. They do! BB gave the HGs Jenga, Hackey Sack and Cards.
Seriously.. watch this on flashback!! VERY funny!