The Final BB15 Overnight Report
Gooood Morning, BB Lovers! Happy Wednesday and Happy BB15 Finale Day to you!
Wow.. What a wild journey we've taken together this summer. Today, it all comes to a close... While I cannot honestly say that I will miss many of these HGs, you Dishers are another story altogether. Thank you for sticking with me here on BBDish til the end.
Ahh, but it's NOT the end. Tonight, we'll be starting the festivities here on BBDish with a Survivor Premiere Viewing Party at 7:50pm Eastern. That will be immediately followed by a new top post for the BB15 Finale Viewing Party at 9:30pm Eastern.
And after that? Well, here's our BBDish fall schedule:
- Emmy Awards Viewing Party - THIS Sunday night!
- Survivor Viewing Parties every Wednesday!
- The Amazing Race Viewing Parties every Sunday!
I hope you'll join us! Naturally, there will be blogging as well. ;-) It will not be spoiler based, at all. Honestly, I loathe spoilers for Survivor and Amazing Race, and yes, I can appreciate the irony of that. I'm still trying to banish from memory what Elissa revealed about this coming season of Survivor on the feeds.
So many of you have been talking/raving about BB-AUS this season that finally I took the time to check it out yesterday. Suffice it to say, now 7 episodes in, I'm hooked! If you haven't seen it yet, and you find yourself needing a BB fix, I strongly recommend you check it out. Here's the link for all the episodes.
While watching yesterday, a commercial aired at the beginning of one of the episodes that had me absolutely cracking up. As we prepare ourselves to hit the flush button on BB15, this just seems incredibly appropriate. Here it is:
If you'd like to gift yourself, here it is: Poo-Pourri air freshener odor masking spray.
OK.. I'm going to dive in to flashback and get this final Overnight Report going.. Please refresh this post at 7:00am BBT for the first sections, and every 30 minutes after that til it's done.
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As we rejoin our final 3 just before 11pm, they're goofing around, camera talking, having a good time.
Spencer: We're sorry we haven't been more entertaining, but we do have Ginamarie and Andy here. I mean, I can't run this whole show myself.
**The 1st half of the 1st sentence really would have sufficed.
Ginamarie runs up behind Spencer and wacks him on the head with what looks like a blob of lotion. He turns around and throws a couple of boxes at her. She throws them back. He comes over to make her wipe the rest of the lotion on her palm on herself.
Andy: You two are immature. Oh my God.
Spencer is successful with the lotion, then..
Spencer: Here, smell my f'in pit.
**yet another I'll add to the BB15 list of, "did my fingers really deign to transcribe that?"
GM: It smells good. (the lotion)
Spencer: I should've known better than to leave her back there to her own devices.
GM: It's my good hand.
Spencer washes off in the kitchen sink, then comes back for a sneak attack on GM, during which she turns, and he inadvertently gets a hand full of GM boob.
Spencer: Some of it was just chatting..
GM: I just bs'd.
Spencer: I recorded 2 classic Spencer lines.. (in full hick voice) "And I was like, F*ck, I lost the competition!"
GM: OhmyGah, now my cow looks like Andy.
Spencer: It does look like Andy. It's actually a little darker than Andy.
GM: With the freckles.
Spencer: Hey! Do y'all wanna know why I've sucked at competitions so much this year? These right here. The fine folks at Pillsbury..
Spencer: ...have got their money placed on other motherf'ers. That's why they make sure to have 4 packs of these in the storage room every Friday.
Skippy plays along, and has the camera nod yes. Andy, with his very own frosty mug full of beer, looks skeptical.
Spencer: If you see this face out in Boys Town, avoid it. He's a kissin' slut.
Andy: That's not true.
Spencer: (to camera, sotto voce) It is true.
Andy: No. And if you want to know anything, the reason I've done so well this entire game is because, I'm an alcoholic, and I have 10 beers every night... before competitions.. before..
Spencer: He keeps em under his pillow.
Andy: Yeah. I'm just kidding. I don't. I'm a teacher. Oh my God. But in all honesty, it's my last night here..
Spencer makes excessive drinking gestures behind Andy.
Andy: No. Stop that. I saw that. There's a mirror right there. No, but I only have.. I would say I only have 6 beers before every comp.
Andy: So if you go back and watch the footage, just know that I'm tanked... in every comp. Wouldn't you say every comp?
Spencer: Uh.. Pixel this, for sure.
Ginamarie gingerly approaches the camera..
GM: Don't listen to anything they say.
Spencer: Hey.. Ginamarie and I have had a secret alliance this whole time. It's called the Ren and Stimpy alliance. Guess which one's Ren and which one's Stimpy.
Spencer: No, you're Ren.
GM: I'm Ren.
Andy: And I'm cruelly left out of it.
Andy: I was told that I was Log.
GM: You're Garfield.
And so they continue.. It's fun, if you'd like to watch on flashback. We're moving forward into the night..
Skipping ahead to 11:30pm, we discover Andy over-sharing.. by a lot.
Andy: Literally, by like the 3rd time, I just laid there. I was like, sure, if you want to, but I'm tired, like, i kinda want to go to bed. Um.. It was ridiculous.
Spencer: That's like a thing of folklore. Holy shit. I hate Krackles. Krackles are bs.
**I concur. Crunch bars rule.
Andy: I have definitely hooked up with more bjs and hjs. I'm definitely more prone to doing that kind of stuff. But still, I have to like, like you, ya know?
Spencer: Most hjs turn into bjs though, wouldn't you say? 99% of em..
Andy: (looks skeptical but.. ) Yeah.. Yeah.. But like that's, even if you're really attractive, if you say something to me like, "let's go and f*ck," or "I wanna go back to your apartment and suck your cock," I'm like, Ewww... no..
Spencer: Dude, if somebody told me they wanted to go back to my apartment and suck my cock, I'd be like (pats self down) "Where's my keys?"
Andy: Oh no, I..
Andy: That's like the world's biggest turn off to me. I'm just like, Bye.. But.. I feel like this is what gets me.. Like if a guys is just like, "let's just go back to your apartment and hang out," and then we'll gt to my apartment and he's like, "I respect you. I'll go just as slow as you want," and I'm like, "put my dick in your mouth."
Okie dokie! Let's move forward into the night..
The beer mug is empty. Andy's a crispy critter.
Andy: This cat is a bigot.
Spencer: I heard it say a racial slur.
Andy: I'm gonna dip it's ear in paint.
Andy holds the paint container over the cat figurine, and taps out a bunch of paint onto it's head.
Andy: Well, I showed that cat who's boss. I think I f'd it up.
Spencer: You gave it a facial.
Andy: Yikes. I'm really f'in wasted.
Andy: You gotta have one more beer.
Spencer: Of course.
Skipping ahead to midnight...
Andy has dealt the cards, and he's calling GM in to come play with them.. Talk turns to Elissa, naturally, and they make up more disgusting stories about her.. If you'd like to partake, you're welcome to watch the flashback at midnight on the camera of your choosing..
Spencer has repaired to the living room with a sandwich.
Spencer: Get you a Heineken.
Andy: No, I'm done.
GM's in the kitchen making a quesadilla.. Andy joins Spencer, and nearly passes out on the couch..
Spencer: (to BB) Will you play us a song?
Andy: No, they will not play us a damn song, asshole.
Spencer: Not if we don't ask. (long pause) GM, if things don't work out with you and Nick, will you move to Conway, and move in with me and Marilyn?
GM: Nah, probably not. I like New York.
Spencer: Well, Conway's about like New York. JayZ and Alicia Keyes sing that one song about it.. ♫In Conway.. Concrete jungle, where dreams are made of.
GM: I like that song.
Spencer: mm hmm (pause) (to Andy, on the couch) Wake up, pussy. (pause) You are so f'd up.
Andy: I only had a couple beers.
Spencer: You had 9.
Andy: I will not be falling asleep at all!
Spencer: You better not, bitch. You f'in beg me to drink with you, and I do..
Andy: You're eating my quesadilla!
Spencer: I'm eating a sandwich.
Andy: I know that's my quesadilla.
**it's a sandwich.
Spencer: You're a f'in drunk.
Andy: I'm not a f'in drunk. I've just had 3 beers.
Spencer: Yeah.. In the past f'in 20 minutes.
Andy: No. That's.. You are ridiculous. You are absurd.
Spencer: Know what's ridiculous?
Spencer: Thinkin' about Judd drivin' around in a golfcart drinkin' beer.
Andy: That is ridiculous.
Spencer: The funny thing about Judd.. His strategy was to scream, Whooo Spring Break!
Andy: I believe that actually was a part of his strategy.
Spencer: I believe it was too.
Andy: Oh my goodness. I believe I'm gonna be a little hung over tomorrow. Oops!
Spencer: ♫I did it again.. played with myself..
Skipping ahead to 12:45am, Andy stumbles and falls back a couple times trying to get off the couch and go to the bathroom. He makes it in there, and GM's inspecting her knee. She's not happy with how it's healing. Skippy goes in for a closeup.
GM makes her way to the living room..
GM: I just hope they give me the spray stuff for my leg that I axed for, cuz I don't wanna walk around like this. It's like a makeup for my leg.
Andy: You're bleeding again, Spencer.
Spencer: I don't care. You're still in the very early stages of healing. I think they took the stitches out a little early.
Andy: Don't pick at it.
Spencer: Just keep Neosporinin' it. That'll keep it healthy.
GM: (whimpery) This shit makes me nauseous. I can't look at it.
GM leaves the room.
Andy: (to Spencer) I was trying to tell you what I thought of our alliance for the 1st 8 weeks. Ya know? Maybe that was my body's response.
Spencer: To you and I's alliance? Thank you. That means a lot to me. SpAndy.
Andy: Without a doubt.
Spencer: Have you ever mentioned SpAndy in the DR?
Spencer: Me neither.
Spencer: Did you fart and lay into it?
Andy: I didn't fart and lay into anything in my entire damn life. But.. In all honesty, I'm like super drunk. But it's like whatever..
1am til bedtime..
Andy and Spencer, and occasionally Ginamarie, continue talking about the season, other HGs, their strategies, and their dreams of the money...
And this, dear Dishers, concludes the final Overnight Report of the Big Brother 15 season.
As of 9:31am, the HGs are up and back in the living room. Andy's laughing about his behavior last night..
Andy: I wonder how long we'll be locked down.
Spencer: It's usually for an hour.
Andy: Production is still so sick.
Spencer: Must be an influenza epidemic.
Andy: Our families are in L.A. I bet.
Andy: They're still workin' on the backyard.
Talk turns to part 2 of the Final 3 HoH.. Spencer jokes they're rebuilding the set from it for pickup shots of him.
BB: Any, Ginamarie, Spencer, please put on your microphones.
GM: (asleep) I have mine on.
Talk turns to cracker preferences.
Spencer: Andy, did you get sentimental changing your battery for the last time today?
Andy: A little bit. I almost took GM's just to f'k with her. Had either of you guys ever heard of a lot lizard before Judd? I hadn't. Although we do have them in my area, now that I think of it.
Spencer: Yeah, I have.
GM: So basically a lot lizard is a prostitute?
Spencer: That hangs out at truck stops and gas stations and triws to f*ck truckers when they stop for gas.
Talk turns to which evicted HG was "the biggest asshole.." and how they got rid of both of them within an hour...
And... Following 9:54am-10am Goodbyes to the Live Feeders from Andy, Spencer & GM, The #BB15 Live Feeds have signed off for the season.
And I am outta here! See you tonight for the Survivor Premiere Viewing Party at 8pm Eastern, and the Big Brother 15 Finale Viewing Party at 9:30pm Eastern.