Big Brother 16: Frankie Grande Tells Zach, "I love you. I would marry you."
"I would marry you. I would absolutely marry you. You'd be having the best sex of your life."
Self professed heterosexual Zach is taking baby steps here.. back tickles, a kiss on the shoulder and several I love yous, punctuated by a "Too bad I'm not gay, right?"
Frankie seems to know better, but he's not pushing and tells Zach gently.. "You just keep thinking about it."
Here's the full transcript and pics from their pillow talk tonight................ Enjoy!
Zach: Who wants a backrub?
Zach: I got you, bro.
Frankie: You want one first?
Zach: No. I don't need one, bro.
Frankie: Are you serious.
Zach: I just wanna give you one.
Zach: It helps me fall asleep.
Frankie: That's the best. I love you.
Zach: I love you, dude. Your f'in Madonna show today? Honestly, if she saw that? Can you imagine?
Frankie: Oh my God..
Zach: Imagine if Madonna actually saw what you can do? She'd want you as a dancer.
**Time stamp, anyone?
Frankie: I love her more than anything.. Madonna..
Zach: I'll be so pissed if they call me to the Diary Room.
Frankie: They wont.
Zach: (softly) We're doin' great, dude.. We're sleepin' in the HoH bed.. Everything's perfect. Day 38. Only 52 days to go.. til we walk out with fat checks.. with our names on it..
Frankie: (sleepy talk) 52 days left.. we're almost at half way... that's crazy..
Zach: I know, right.. I can't wait til Monday.
Frankie: I can't wait.
Zach: Amber's gonna be like, "no, I'm not sitting in that chair." Um, ya got to, sweetie..
Frankie: mm hmm.. I can't wait ti see what you say.
Zach: That competition today was rough..
Frankie: It was crazy. I mean, the 21 year old track star almost died.
Zach: Cross Country star, not even track. He runs like miles and miles..
Zach:You almost beat him too.. You just had the wrong strategy, I guess?
The backrub, which is all tickle, no rub, ends at 4:04am.. and just before the minute is over, there's this..
Frankie: See you at the final 2.
Zach: Goodnight, Frankie. I love you.
Frankie: I love you too. So much.
Zach:We're great friends, dude.
Frankie: MMm! I can't wait to meet your little broski..
Zach: Oh my God
Frankie: And play golf with him..
Zach: Oh my God..
Frankie: And for you to meet my sister..
Zach: That would actually be my dream.. Us just chillin'
Frankie: Can't wait. We're such a good team.
Zach: Dude, we are.
Frankie: We are.
Zach:We really are. We complement each other so well. And you keep me in check like no one else..
Frankie: That's true.
Zach: Which is the most important thing, cuz i'm f'in..
Frankie: hehe.. I love you. We are a good team. And you get to do all the shit that I can't do, because..
Zach: I don't give a f*ck. It is perfect. You're like the nicest guy who loves everyone, and I'm the guy who walks around hating everyone.
Frankie: And no one would ever suspect that we're doing anything together. Like, even Christine was like, "I can't believe you have to share that room with him," and I'm like, " I know.."
Zach: (softly) hahaha!!
Frankie: She's like, "You're such an angel for doing that for him."
Zach: This game is so fun, when you're good at it. The hardest part was breaking news to Caleb.. I didn't apologize to him, but in my head, I'm like, I can't believe I just said that.
Frankie: Goodnight, Team Zankie.
Zach: Goodnight. God, that's such a cute name.
Frankie: We're the cutest people..
Zach: It's kitsch. It's so kitsch.
Frankie: Do you think people are tweeting #TeamZankie?
Zach: After tonight? yes!
Zach: I could just like, sleep on you.
Frankie: (cute voice) I know.. I love you.
Zach: uuuhhhh.. God, we're perfect. Too bad I'm not gay, right?
Frankie: I would marry you.
Zach kisses Frankie's back.
Frankie: I would marry you. You'd be having the best sex of your life.
Zach: (loud groan of pleasure)
Frankie: It would be really kind of perfect.
Frankie: You just keep thinkin' about it.
Frankie: My God.. could you imagine if we were fully hooking up?
Zach: Frankie.. you're too much. I love everything about you.
Frankie: I love everything about you too.
Zach: It's a match made in heaven.
Frankie:What'd you say?
Zach: I said it's a match made in Big Brother heaven.
Frankie: Yeah, it really was. mm.. So you gotta win HoH next week.
Zach: I will. Don't you worry.
Frankie: Good. I like this (*sleeping) arrangement.