Big Brother 16: The Ovenight Report
Happy Tuesday, BB Lovers! The HGs have been scrambling since the end of the PoV Ceremony, and they don't appear to be stopping yet. New alliances are forming. It's a brand new game. Thanks to the women in the house, it's also a fun night full of laughter. Enjoy!
After all the craziness of yesterday, I thought you might like a great morning giggle flashback to start things off. ☺ Go to 1:14am on camera 1 and hang with them for about 5 minutes...
OK.. Let's begin... They've got serious gaming to do..
Paola: Hold on. I just wanna check if my nipples are showin'.
They move into the bathroom. Camera 1 follows. Victoria's putting the last touches on her makeup.
Jocasta: Victoria, they gave you a lot of time. You're naturally beautiful. Go!
Christine: We're goin' in the hot tub
Christine: Me n Brit.
Christine changes into a modest one orange piece.
Derrick: You goin' in the pool?
Christine: (sultry) hot tub.
Amber: I think we have to do goodbye messages..
Derrick: Well, if that happens then I'll do something.. They only show 2 or 3 of em, and they wont show mine, cuz I look like sh*t.
Jocasta: Do you remember Shera? Shera and HeMan?
12:07am Camera 1 flips to Storage Room.
Derrick: As far as Zach, I don't want him goin' around for a week throwin'; us under the bus. He said, I was in the heat of the moment.. He said, I appreciate if you vote for me..
Amber: Who's your vote?
Derrick: I'm voting for whoever the alliance decides. We have to be unanimous on it this time. Think about it, if Devin hadn't put Zach on the block, none of this would have happened.
Amber: Just be like, ok..
Derrick: He kinda caught me off guard. He's definitely making his reounds. Just play dumb.
Amber: Ok. Thank you.
Jocasta: I pulled Zach to the side to talk to him about how he talked about Victoria.. Just to tell him, you don't talk about women like that.
Brit: That's the funny thing.. Everyone started running like cockroaches.. you did this, you did that.. It's hard right now, because you don't know who you can trust.. Some people are here to play dirty and just do not care. And some people continue to be who they really are.
Jocasta: Mm hmm.
Brit: I felt bad for Pao being put on blast like that, but..
Jocasta: Today was a little cray cray.. You shocked the shit outa me when you stood up, but then you kept it classy.. I respected both of you, because you weren't regular women on tv. It was crazy in BB history, because no one's ever stood up like that after Veto. It was crazy what you said. You were women. I loved it. I love the women.
Brit: It's easy to lose your cool, so I just told myself, I'm not gonna let them get the satisfaction.
Jocasta: The only reason it was crazy is because we've never seen it happen. I was like, what is goin' on?!
Brit: I tried to figure out for day.. I thought, what if he does save me? He's gonna have a strategy behind it. My thought was to take it, accept it, and tell him I'm staying up here. I don't want anyone else ot have to take my spot. But they wouldn't let me do it. It took the a day to get back to me. I wasn't out to screw anybody over at all. I'd much rather go home still being the person I am, versus going home to booing and having to explain to my kids. My kids are old enough to understand..
Jocasta: My mom was like, Please don't go on there.
Brit: That's the thing. I'm close with my family.. The people that know me know me.. All I can do is be true to myself and the people who deserve my loyalty. I'm not gonna play dirty like some people want to play. I think, deep down, we're all good people, all have good hearts, but we just have different ways of wanting to play. It would be much easier if they put us in with 6 nutcases.
Jocasta: It's difficult to figure out who to trust.
Brit: I think it's gonna take another week.
Derrick, Donny, Frankie, Zach
Donny: I think I'll go to bed. How we s'posed to perform to maximum capacity with no sleep?
Derrick: I'm gonna put some gel in my hair. I have a feeling it's gonna be a long DR.
Donny: We just need to think about the best for the 3 of us.
Frankie: I feel like.. having.. being.. having tyhe ability to use Caleb and Devin for whatever these missions are is trememndous.
Danny: Day 1 this hand was approached.. and look what about happened to me.
Frankie: I know.. and I know you feel like you were burned by Devin, and he's completely unpredictable. Zach's unpredictable too.
Derrick: Hayden and Nicole did nothing to him, and he completely threw them under the bus today.
Donny: I am a BB fanatic. Let's play that we'res sittin' at home watchin' this on tv. Who do you pull for?
Frankie: Not Zach.
Donny: I pull for Frankie, Derrick and Donny.
Derrick: If Zach was to stay, I don't think he's a puppeteer.. He's impressionable too. I think you can manipulate him very easily.
Frankie: Yeah. THen again, if the whole house is against them..
Derrick: That's why we're trying to figure it out.
Frankie: Zach is not Pao.. It's not an exact correlation with Zach staying equals Devin going. It's just ultimately about..
Derrick: Who you think is gonna get you further in this game. Pao scares the shit outa me too. She'll throw comps. Tha'ts a scary person in this game.
Frankie: All 3 of us are very neutral.
Derrick: If Zach stays, he's definitely not putting us up.. If Pao stays..
Frankie: I feel like. there are a lot of people in this house playing really stupid games, blowing people up and acting crazy.. I feel like having Caleb and Devin in this house and wanting us gone is ridiculous.
Donny: They wouldn't want us gone. There's a lot of people in here still.
Frankie: If the 3 of us are voting together, and the 3 of us keep Zach, they'll know.
Donny: I think Team America shouldn't be afraid of anybody. I'm not sayin' I want Zach to stay.. I'm just sayin' we figure it out.
Derrick: We don't have to decide tonight. We just have to vote together.
Frankie: You don't think when we have a gigantic target on the block, we should take it out? The only people who'd be pissed would be Cody and Hayden.
Derrick runs through the names..
Frankie: I think the only way for it to really work out is for Zach to make up with Devin and Caleb.
Derrick: Perfect. Get them to make up.. That way, no blood on our hands.
Frankie: If they're still fighting and it's obvious we voted to keep them, I'm f*cked. I specifically.
Derrick: It's choose a side week.. Here's the good news. We're all safe this week. We are gonna have an opportunity next week to put 15 grand in our pockets. That should be our goal every week. We have to be one of the best alliances to ever play this game. Not only because we have 5 grand a week on the line. In addition, our alliance wasn't created by our trust for each other. It was created by millions of people who have seen us all together, and decided it would be best for us to work together. We would be the most moronic players in the history of this game to deviate from that.
Donny: if you think Devin and Caleb;s got your back more than me and Derrick, you are wrong.
Derrick: In addition to that, yous two are the only ones who can win me 5 grand a week. You're my new best friends.
Frankie: okie doke
Donny: I'm not sayin' I don't like Devin..
Derrick: That could be the play. Team America decides who's goin' home this week. We're not one person voting, we're 3. Are you ok?
Frankie: I'm just thinking.. Just trying to figure out..
Derrick: If you come to us and say, the whole Zach make up thing isn't gonna work, we vote him out. We're tryin' to predict who's gonna win HoH, and we can't. Remember, siding with Devin and Caleb, only Caleb can even play for HoH next week.
Donny: I'm not against anything. I think we need to put some thought into it and sell it to each other.
Frankie: OK.. So that's the play.
Derrick: I agree.
Donny: And if someone from the other side wins and puts Devin up, I don't have a problem with that.
Derrick: I'll plant the seed with Zach that he needs to make up with Devin and Caleb. You talk to Devin and Caleb and make them receptive to it.. Let's feel it out and work on it today and tomorrow.. I don't think anyone will have a clue we're working together. We're such an eclectic group.
Donny says goodnight..
Derrick: Talk to me.
Frankie: I'm just thinking about the bomb squad.
Derrick: I know you're already questioning Hayden about the bomb squad. My thing is, if Hayden's going around saying, I'm not in it, do we really have the bomb squad back?
Frankie: no we don't.
Derrick: My game change has dramatically changed since this Team America thing. We have a week to week chance.. If we can last 5 weeks, that's a minimum of 30 grand each. I'm thinking week to week.
Frankie: Hayden is 100% Team Zach.
Derrick: I'm trusting you and Donny.. and Donny's gonna do whatever we tell him to do. Is it better to deviate from the bomb squad right now? If Hayden's not one of us, that puts us at 7, not 8. What's the play then? It does scare me that only Caleb can play HoH next week.
Frankie: Caleb will win HoH next week.
Derrick: You sure? It's as simple as falling off balance beam. You're the most balanced person in here. If you had told me big clunky Devin would won, I'd say you're crazy.
Frankie: If Zach goes home, who is left to oppose us as the bomb squad?
**12:56am --Stretch! brb
Returning to the hammock, Caleb has joined them and he's telling them a dream he just had.
Frankie: We were just trying to figure out how insane this all is.
Derrick: Zach was actually talking about you.. in a good light.. Surprised the shit outa me.
Caleb: I have nothing to say to him. Maybe some cats would wanna keep a hood rat aruond, but not a lion.
Frankie: What if we don't have the numbers to get him out? Hayden makes me nervous. The jury's out on him.
Caleb: He wants to be here, and when we showed him our numbers..
Frankie: Do we definitely have all those people?
Derrick: If by chance they flip it, and we keep Zach, we're in trouble. You have to plan for worst case scenario in this game.
Caleb: What's everyone been doing?
Derrick: Zach was over here, campaigning a little.. We told Amber about it.
Caleb: What'd he say?
Derrick: He said, I said some things I shouldn't have said and called out some people I shouldn't have called out.. He's like, I just took it too far.. He was calm. He said, I apologize if I offended anyone, and there's no 3 headed beast. There's actually one person. He didn't throw anyone's name out there. The only time he said names was when he said, I gotta make things right with Frankie and you. He's like, ya know, if I go on the block with someone, I'm gonna go 100% to stay here. He's 100% right. If I was on the block with Pao, I'd be scared shitless.. She's shown she'll make a deal.
Frankie: Would you talk to him?
Caleb: I don't f'in know. I really don't.
Hayden joins them.. Victoria calls out from across the yard that she's going to sleep. Frankie gets up to go kiss her goodnight. Victoria and Amber come to the Hammock.. chat a moment.. Victoria goes to bed.
Frankie, Jocasta, Brittany, Paola
Victoria continues her kisses goodnight run.. Frankie has relocated to the jacuzzi with Jocasta.
Frankie: No answers from either of them. It's very polarizing.
Jocasta: Wait, so Caleb said the same thing?
Frankie: Caleb still wants Zach gone. Donny and Derrick wont give me an answer.
Frankie: God, you look beautiful.
Amber: Thank you!
Paola: I just wanna hang out with everybody.
Frankie: I think it's gonna change every 30 minutes too.. What day's today? Monday? We have all day Tuesday, all day Wednesday and all day Thursday.
Jocasta: Well, we'll be stuck together all day Thursday.. Remember how it was last Thursday? They said that would be every week.
Paola: If I go first, I'm not gonna talk crap..
Frankie: Alright, I'm gonna tell them I'm going to bed, It's too much. It's making me crazy.
They all get up from the jacuzzi and move inside.
BB: Frankie, please come to the Diary Room.
Derrick, Caleb, Hayden
Hayden: He admitted he went over the top with what he said..
Nicole, Christine and Amber ambush the boys..
Nicole: You've been on the hammock for four hours!! Enough!
Caleb: (laughing) I don't feel attacked at all..
The girls bring much needed giggles to the hammock. Talk turns to hands.. Hayden has odd ones. Amber has very large hands. Derrick has one longer than the other.
Hayden: Brittany, why are you drinking coffee, why?? When you haven't slept at all. Ever.
Brittany: We should go hammock surfing.
Zach and Frankie
Zach: Cody, Derrick, Hayden, Donny, Brittany.. For Sure.
Frankie: mm hm
Zach: That leaves 3 votes left between Jacosta, you and Victoria.
Frankie: Wait.. Cody, Derrick, Hayden, Donny, Brittany.
Zach: Those are my guaranteed 5. And then the 2 on the other side are Amber and Caleb.
Zach; There's 3 votes left..
Frankie: More than that. There's 5 votes left. I'm gonna say Jacosta you don't have and Victoria you don't have.
Zach: I don't think so either. Agreed. It's gonna be 8-4. Christine and Nicole are goin' my way. That's 7. You're the only one left. I need your vote.
Frankie: I know..
Zach: You know, if I'm in jury, you have a guaranteed vote.
Frankie: I know..
Zach: You know for a fact, you're making it to final 4. You know for a fact. You're the smartest person in this house..
Frankie: (laughing) I can't believe I'm the swing vote.
Zach: You are, dude, you are. And the worst would be if you don't vote for me, and it comes down to a tie. And then Id kill myself.
Frankie: Is there a way it could look like it wasn't me? What if Victoria voted for you?
Zach: For me?
Frankie: To stay. I'm saying, what if she does not vote for you to stay, and I do, but I say I didn't and that it was Victoria?
Zach: That would be ok..
Frankie: Or Jocasta? s there a shred of possibility?
Zach: I think they're 50/50..
Frankie: Ok, so there's possibility. OK.. But I have to play as if I'm trying to get you out.
Zach: Fine. If you want to pretend we're not friends..
Frankie: No, no, no.. That's not good for my game either. Everyone has to see me as being in everybody's.. I'm gonna have to tell people that I don't want you in this house.
Zach: OK.. But don't tell the swing votes.
Frankie: Basically I'm just telling Caleb, Amber and Devin.
Zach: I'm gonna campaign to Victoria, Jacosta, Nicole and Christine.. If they all go my way, and it goes 10 to 2, then you're f*cked.
Frankie: Are you happy that all of this happened?
Zach: I feel amazing, dude.
Frankie: This is exactly what you wanted..
Zach: Not just for my game.. I'm tired of Devin's bs.
Frankie: I watched it all happen, and I'm thinking, is there anything I could've done to prevent this?
Zach: You could have said anything you wanted, and I still..
Frankie: And same for Devin..
1:39am -- This is ongoing. If you'd like to catch it on flashback, go to 1:39am on camera 3 or 4.
Caleb: Over half the house.. No one's ever done an 8 person alliance and made it to jury. I think we saved it.
Derrick: If Hayden's on board. If Frankie's right, and he's not, that means he's told other people. There's no way to know. Take him at his word. If he has, there's no way of fixing it anyway.
Caleb: You can deny..
Derrick: When it came out earlier, I was like, it wasn't an alliance, it was a one week deal. Brittany's sittin' pretty right now. I hope Devin's not trying to win her over. She's feelin' you more than Devin.
Caleb: Feelin' me?
Derrick: She was hittin' on you earlier.
Caleb: That's not gonna pan out.
Brit: I have a 6-7-8 rule..
Brit: 6 foot, 7 figures and 8 years older.
Nicole: 7 figures?!
Christine: A millionaire?!
Brit: I thought it sounded funny..
Nicole: You could find a millionaire.
Brit: But then they're 100 pounds overweight, bald and horrible.. and you go to bed 3 bottles down, because you don't wanna go to bed.
Christine: Oh my God.. That's so horrible!
Brit: I just wanna be able to do drive thru like twice a week?
Christine: What do you man, drive thru?
Brit: Like Taco Bell.
Brit: I'm just kidding.
Nicole: Wait, what?
Christine: Brittany has officially lost it.
Victoria comes over...
Victoria: You guys are so hyper right now.
Nicole: ♫We are hyper! ♫We are hyper! ♫We are piper..
Nicole's teaching Brittany how to do a cartwheel..Then Amber gives it a whirl.. And some handstands from Christine.. Lots of laughs all around.
Derrick, Frankie, Victoria, Caleb
The mood on the hammock has lightened as well, courtesy the spirit squad's visit earlier.. Chatter about BB tattoos and where to put them, going to Vegas together after the show.. Party at Frankie's mom's house.. Protrayals on tv..
Frankie: There's a handstand competition and truth or dare going on over there while you're here. Caleb wants to play! Don't start.
Talk turns to slop. Derrick thinks they'll be off of it by midnight Wednesday, so they can get a good night sleep before the HoH Comp, and be well fed.
Brttany and Amber
Amber: Should we melt it on them?
Amber: Where are the boxers?
Brittany puts a pair of boxers in the microwave. They cause a spark..
Brit: Somebody had like metal weiner..
Amber: Nicole, did you hear what we're doin'?
Nicole: No, what?
Amber: We're gonna melt chocolate on here (the boxers) and leave it on Victoria's bed. And we're gonna leave these by one of the guy's beds.
Nicole: With poo?
Amber: Yeah. Their mine, so I don't really care.
Nicole: Is it chocolate?
Amber: Yeah, the Crackle kind.
Nicole: Wait.. where does she sleep?
Amber: in the Have Not room. She's the only girl we know that would freak out.
Christine comes back in.
Christine: They're playing truth or dare with kissing.
Brit: I'm not playing that.
Amanda: I wanna watch.
Derrick: We're so juvenile..
Nicole: I'd rather it just happen.
Hayden gets suspicious of the girls and goes stomping around the house trying to figure out what they've done..
Hayden: What are you guys doing? What's happening?
Brit: No clue what you're talking about..
Hayden: I don't understand what the joke is.
Amber: There's no joke.
Hayden: Oh, there's a joke.. if there's laughing and talking and smirking..
Christine comes inside..
Christine: I think me n Nicole actually have a crush on each other now. Like as more than friends.
Christine heads into the Storage Room with Frankie..
Frankie: Except for Amber, Caleb.. Jocasta. Hayden and Nicole, they're on the other side. I spoke to Donny. Donny wants him to stay.
Frankie: He can see pros and cons to both. We are in a unique position. I'm trying to figure if there's a way we can convince people we didn't vote the way we voted.
Christine: I've been thinking about that.
Frankie: I think there's a couple different ways. I think one is having.. like one of the swing people, that is on the fence, like a Donny, Victoria even, kind of.. Who can we really throw under the bus?
Christine: I feel like Jocasta.
Frankie: But the thing is, regardless of what happens, to the right people, we supported them.
2:39am Amber comes in. Frankie and Christine dissolve into giggles, declare themselves giddy and possibly soul mates. And they're out.
Have Not Room
Derrick and Zach
Derrick: And he can't say nothin'.
Derrick: Your bullet points.. don't let them.. Your second point: My target is right there, and I'm physically, mentally and socially more capable than Paola. That's it. You're sayin', you're not my targets. I'm goin' after him. She may be too, but she can't get him out. I can. Who do you want here?
Zach: And I have a much bigger target on my back.
Derrick: You have to say this before Thursday.. You guys are not my target. I wanna get Devin out. You keep her here, she's just gonna float.
Zach: I really appreciate this.
Derrick: Omg.. Who are you doin ' it to?
Amber: Not you, now.
Derrick: Whose are those?
Amber: These are mine, and we did a pair of boxers too..
Have Not Room
Zach makes his pitch to Victoria. He's with her for quite a while. And he's quite repetitive. Here's the gist of it.
Victoria: But those are personal reasons, and I want my votes to be based on game...
Zach: You and I have our differences for sure. I feel bad about all the stuff I said about you, because I don't want to hurt you in any way. If you would just use the word please, I would be happy to do that, but you come off very.. mean... to me.. We can work on bettering our friendship. We're engineered differently. I'm not gonna change, and I'm not gonna try to change you. You're a great person.
Victoria: But if something is bothering you, communication is so much better than going around talking about each other, instead of to each other. Just tell it to me. Instead of going crazy and talking bad to everyone in the house. I do love everyone in this house. I'm not a malicious or mean person.
Zach: I'm not the nicest kid in the world. That's just the way I am. When people rub me the wrong way, I might not have the best defense tactics. I have no excuses for what I did. I didn't want to hurt you.. I did what I did and I can't take it back.
Amber, Frankie, Jocasta, Paola
Amber: In the game, I don't trust anybody.
Jocasta: That's the same thing I said.. People are saying, what kind of deal did she make?
Amber: With Brittany and Devin? Yeah.
Nicole and Christine
Nicole: She's so little, she makes me look big.
Christine: I can just see it.. Nicole, who do you vote to evict? "I vote to evict Pao. She makes me look big." I'm so happy now. I wish I would've told you from the beginning. It feels so good to be able to..
Nicole: I knew there was something, but it was way more deep. I did not think that the 3 devils were involved. I'm just glad you didn't tell them what I said.
Christine: I would never.. never.. I just played the innocent smart girl. How cook would it be if 2 of us out of the 3 won HoH?
Nicole: Cody could have a better game play if he didn't suck up to people. And Amber makes me want to vomit. Cody is my 2nd favorite guy, but if I told him something, I'd feel nauseous about it, because I woudn't know where it would go.
Devin joins them. It's the 1st time I've seen him tonight. Small talk about the audition process.. Then Hayden, Christine and Nicole make for another must see fun flashback. :)
Derrick's on the double chaise with Brittany. Both are locks for Zach.
Derrick: Are you excited about the next live show?
Brit: Oh my God, yes! I think it's gonna be amazing.
They're reliving the PoV Ceremony aftermath..
Amber, Zach, Christine, Nicole
Amber says her goodnights and hugs everyone present, including Zach. Christine fills Zach in on Devin's crush on Brittany. He checked the rule book to see if Have Nots could sleep up in HoH if invited.
Zach: Poor Brittany. I feel so much better after what I did today. I was over it. I wanted to get everything out in the air. I was so pissed off. He just bullies everyone. It's not fair. THis game should be played fair. Just because he's huge?? If you guys vote to keep me here, I will do everything to get him out. I will scream, I'm backdooring you, if I win HoH. I really want to be here. My sole mission, and it's in the best interest of the house, is to get him out. If you 2 vote for me to stay, I stay. For sure. I feel like you guys are gonna vote for me to stay.
Christine and Nicole both say yes.
♫There were 3 in the bed and the little one said, Roll Over, Roll Over..
Camera 1 and 2
Devin and Brittany
Devin asked Brittany up to see how she's feeling, and because he's crushing madly on her.. lots of big smiles start the conversation.. then we get a rundown on the day..and thoughts on how to best play this season of BB.
Camera 3 and 4
Zach, Christine, Nicole, Hayden
Zach: Exactly.. and Pao has no chance of winning an HoH, and I do havea chance of winning an HoH.
**Ok.. We've reached the lather, rinse, repeat portion of the evening. AND.. he's preaching to the converted.. Sooo.. This concludes the Overnight Report.☺ I'll see you back here when BB wakes the HGs in the morning...