The Overnight Report
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Today in the House: The PoV Ceremony.. Who will Christine put up as the ReNom? Well, we're about to get a better idea of that here in the Overnight Report. Christine's first choice is Victoria, to ensure Donny goes home.. In fact, Christine even informed Victoria of it earlier in the evening. The boys have other plans. One by one, and two by two, they're marching to the tune of Derrick's drum and encouraging Christine to put Nicole up by telling her the truth: Nicole had planned to put Christine up as the ReNom. For more info on that, please see Michigan Man's Comments at the end of the previous post.
And it all seems to be working.. Groundwork laid by his dutiful foot soldiers, Derrick heads up to check in and seal the deal..
Christine, Derrick, Cody
Derrick: He's reading a book upside down.
Christine: It's not upside down. It's Jewish! It's Hebrew, I mean.
Cody: You read the book backwards..
**right to left.. it's just easier to chisel on a rock that way, historically speaking.
Christine: Yeah, I'm a popular person tonight.. I'm assuming Caleb just talked to you. Caleb just talked to me.. Let me start by by saying this...
Christine: I'm putting Nicole up. I have your word you'll vote her out?
Derrick: I've always had your back, Christine.
Christine: Thank you, Derrick. Honestly, she and I became friends again.
Christine: And I said, I promise I wont put you up this week, if you promise I can have Donny and you wont put me up, but obviously that promise was broken, so there's no need for me to keep my side of the promise. So.. that's it. That's it, that's all.
Derrick: It's a game, Christine.
Christine: It's just gonna be SO AWKWARD!! I'm so scared!
Derrick: What's your take on it, Calzone?
Cody: This f'ing book is all kinds of wrong.
Christine: It's in Hebrew.
Derrick: What do you mean?
Cody: Well, 1st, take a look at this..
**Sidenote: someone tweeted at me the other day, "Does Victoria even know how to read?" I wanted to respond, "Yes, right to left and left to right, in completely different alphabets.. and you?" But I held my tongue.
Christine: I swore on my wedding ring that Cody was never my target.
Cody: But you were her target.
Christine: Stop saying those things!
Derrick: So I was your target?
Christine: No! hehehehe!
Zach gives us a little dance as he puts his whole body into shaking his protein drink, then he talks directly to the feeders.. Yay!!
Zach: Listen, when you're a Have Not, there's only one thing to do: drink a lot of Protein Shakes. Almond Milk, Protein Powder, thank you America for peanut butter, throw that in there, some ice, shake.. ♫Shake it like a protein shakah, ♫Shake it like a protein shakah, ♫Shake it like a protein shakah.. Pop it open, and ya drink.
**ok.. not exactly the unscripted DR type insight I was hoping for, but I'll take it.
Zach: (he takes a drink) Mmm! Delicious.
Caleb can't resist striking a pose..
Caleb: What Up, What Up, What Up, Live Feeders? What's goin' on? Beastmode Cowboy's in the mix.
Zach: This guy's been on slop for 4 weeks straight.
Caleb: 4 weeks!
Zach: I was just explaining to them, when you're a have not, protein drinks are really your main source of nutrients, because slop just doesn't cut it.
Zach: And being a Have Not in the Big Brother house, yes, we could be in a worse situation, however.. Sleeping on those ice frigging cubes...
Skippy flips us to Nicole and Victoria in the Fire Room..
Victoria and Nicole
Nicole: I think you know who I am though..
Victoria: No, I know.
Nicole:..and that I would never want to hurt you like that.
Victoria: I'm just like..
Nicole: I just couldn't believe he said that.
Victoria: I'm just nervous for tomorrow..
Nicole:Nothing's even set in stone yet. Who knows what's gonna happen tonight.
Victoria: True.. but still. I just didn't get a chance to fight at all, which really sucks.
Nicole: I honestly, 100%, do not think you have anything to worry about.
Victoria:I know, but.. Jocasta thought she was staying. You're like, on the block.. There's always a chance.
Nicole: yeah. There's always a chance, and there's still a chance that you're not even gonna be up there, so just.. who knows what's being said anymore?
Victoria: What did Christine say bout all this craziness? Do you think her and Frankie are working at all together?
Nicole: I don't know.. I don't think so, cuz she made me feel better, saying like, she heard it come from his mouth, ya know what I mean?
Victoria: mm hmm
**zzzz... let's backtrack a little and rejoin Derrick and Christine up in HoH. That's where the power is, both won and seized, so that's where we're going.
Derrick and Christine
Cody is present, laying in the HoH bed with Christine, but silent.
Derrick: That's what the group's doin'. You're part of the group. I'm not goin' against the grain.
Derrick:You have my word.
Derrick:And you'll know by the votes if someone went the other way.
**It's a win-win for Derrick. By keeping Donny, Team America gets to keep Kachinging along..
Derrick:And then that person'll be the one to go up next week.
Christine: I just need 3 is all.
Derrick:You'll have more than that, and even if you didn't, you know you have me. I wont speak for anybody else.
Christine: mm hmm
Christine: hehehehehe! I'll be pissed! If she stays in this house, I'll be so in trouble..
Derrick: No, I don't think.. The thing about Donny is, he's kinda floatin' around. Ultimately, whatever you wanna do. You're the HoH this week. I respect that. I've respected the HoH's wishes the last 7 weeks. And.. you know..
Christine: Me n Zach made up, by the way.
Derrick: Zach's a good kid. He just doesn't stfu.
Christine: No, he doesn't, so I don't tell him things, but we made up.
Derrick: That's it.
Christine: Which was nice, cuz it's been awkward.
Derrick: That's good. It's good for you, it's good for him, it's perfect.
Derrick stays up in the HoH Room a good ling while, shmoozing Christine, even comparing her to Dan, and securing the deal.. Then..
Camera 3 and 4
Derrick and Victoria
Derrick: What's up?
Victoria: What's up?
Derrick: You're not goin' on the block tomorrow.
Victoria: I'm not? Nicole is?
Derrick: (Smiles and nods yes)
Victoria gives papa Derrick a hug..
Victoria: (can't hear)
Derrick: Cuz she didn't know yet. We hadn't done the work yet.
Victoria: (hearing this, Victoria can't resist hugging him again)
Derrick: Hopefully it works. She told me. I didn't actually say anything to her. I had some other people say things.. that came through me.. and she's like, "I'm putting Nicole up tomorrow. Do I have your vote to vote her out?" And I was like, "Sure."
Derrick: She's like, "I told Victoria she was goin' on the block. Should I tell her she's not?" I'm like, "Nahh..." So that way you can play stupid if Nicole comes up, you can say, "I didn't know. I thought I was goin' up." So.. I made you safe. Yah.. You're good.
Victoria: (squeals with delight and another hug)
Derrick: She just said it like an hour ago. I played dumb.. I'm like, Sure, no problem.. So just be expecting your name not to get called tomorrow.
Victoria: So excited.
Derrick: But still, act worried, act sad, because if you act around the house happy and shit..
Victoria: I know..
Derrick: ..they're gonna know somethin's up.
Victoria: oh Duh.
Derrick: So like pretend you're sad, you're nervous.. Do the whole thing tomorrow.
Derrick: I think she will.
Victoria: Does everyone want Nicole out of the house?
Derrick: They're all gonna vote her out.
Victoria: Even Caleb and Cody?
Derrick: Yeah, you're good.
Victoria: Is that why Christine spoke to Zach upstairs?
Victoria: Zach doesn'twant Nicole here.
Derrick: Yeah. Make sure you knock on wood. I think we're good. She literally called me upstairs to tell me and ask if she had my vote. You're good. Don't say I'm not workin for ya.
Victoria: (a squeal and another hug)
Derrick: Just don't act excited.. You gotta be like moping..
Victoria: I know..
Derrick: Let's jut hope it works.
Victoria: I know.
Derrick: I'm pretty sure it did. She legit told me, and she didn't know that I facilitated, so the fact that she was like, "I'm puttin' Nicole up tomorrow. I need to make sure I have your vote to get her out." And I was like, Yeah.. She's like, "I had told Victoria that she's goin' up, but she's not now."
Victoria: I think the fact that she told you that, that means it's legit, not bs.
Derrick: I think so too.. SO, barring anything happening over night, you're good, and I'm gonna stay up, so nothing's gonna happen, cuz every time I see people go up there, I'm gonna go up there...
Camera 3 and 4
Derrick and Cody
Here's how the order of coming evictions look, in their perfect BB world..
Derrick: Here's the thing. It's been made for you. You lock down Christine like I locked down Victoria. Christine somewhat trusts me from what you're sayin..
Cody: She does. She loves you.
Derrick: We gotta keep em for as long as we need em, then we gettem out.
**right now, dear Cody, I fear you will be the one saying that.. If Victoria stays til final 3, she's too tempting to sit next to.. in terms of a 500,000 dollar guarantee.
Cody: Like, so badly..
Derrick: And if.. Dude, if Caleb wins HoH, we vote out Donny, then the next week.. Alright, if we win HoH this week, and we send home Donny.. Now Caleb wins next week, we can convince him, without a doubt, to send Zach home, instead of Christine.
Derrick: (as if talking to Caleb) We gotta send Zach home. He's erratic. He already started.. tried to start an alliance without you..
Cody: Bro, like, he's gonna try to do things to manipulate the play in between both sides..
Derrick: And we say, Christine's weak, she's by herself, keep her another week. Then the following week, if we're up there, we send Frankie home. So now it's me, you, Caleb, Victoria and Christine.
Cody: Yeah, but I think Caleb will try to send Victoria home before he sends Zach home.
Derrick: That's fine. But we gotta convince him otherwise.
Cody: That's what I'm saying. I understand that..
Derrick: Christine and Victoria have to stay, cuz they're.. They're Team Derrick and Cody.
ok.. I thought the above was going to be it for the Overnight Report, but something just caught my eye.. With apologies to Tim..
Cody and Christine.. and Caleb
It's innocent cuddling, but in the dark it seems so much more intimate that even I'm uncomfortable..
Cody: I can't believe you're sleeping in the Rock Room.
Christine: I legitimately like this room.. I feel like I get the best sleep in this bed!
Cody: You're the HoH. Do what you want, girl.
As of 3:30am BBT, everyone but Zach and Nicole are in bed. They're outside shooting pool and chatting, and I'm keeping an eye on him to see if he spills the plans for tomorrow.. Not that doing so would benefit him in any way, but.. when has that ever stopped him?? OK.. he behaved. Exhale...
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