The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Sunday to you!
Zach's task is to convince Nicole she is not and never was his target, and to just generally behave himself. Cody's still a little squidgy, but Derrick has at least gotten him to agree that keeping Zach this week is better for their game in the long run. Cody's assignment is to snuggle back up to Christine, just in case..
I'm starting the Overnight Report a bit earlier than usual again today, due to some very important conversations on the live feeds during the 11pm hour...
Ready? Let's dive in!
Zach, Cody, Derrick
Zach: I added another verse to it.. my eviction speech..
HGs, I'm begging you, please give me another chance.
If you wanna follow me on twitter,
my name is @ranceypants.
Your decision is crucial,
The wrong choice may cost ya,
So when you walk into that Diary Room,
please vote to evict Jacosta.
Zach: F'in epic, right?
Cody: That is poetic.
Zach: Welp.. sittin' on the choppin' block again. What's new?
Derrick: Best case scenario woulda been you winning. Just don't do anything Zach-like. Just.. stay still.
Zach: Do you think Nicole's gonna try to get her to use it on Jocasta?
Derrick: no.. we're good.
Cody: You gotta to kiss Nicole's ass.
Cody: Just so we can be like, we're votin' to keep him. Cuz if we all vote to keep you, and she doesn't want you, our cards got shown. They'll know the numbers.
Derrick: You just gotta let her know.. what happens if I stay? You're not my target.
Cody: Be like, I understand that you returned the favor.. what I did to you.. I put you up, you weren't my target, you're still not my target.. Something like that.
Derrick and Cody
Derrick: Real quickly.. Nicole told me, Christine said she wanted me to put up you or Cody, then she walked out. That's all she said to me.
Cody: WTF.. Did you see who ran up there? Frankie and Christine jetted up.
Derrick: Yes.. but if Christine doesn't use the Veto, I think we can work with them, because if she doesn't use it, then she can't backdoor..
Cody: What do you mean, if she doesn't use the veto? I'm callin' em out.
Derrick: But if Christine doesn't use it, I think we should work with them.
Cody: Here's the thing...
Derrick: We gotta keep Zach here. Do you agree with that or no?
Cody: Yeah, dude.
Derrick: Lemme ask you this: Can we afford to vote Zach out?
Derrick: Honestly, I'm askin' your opinion..
**or at least letting you think you formed it of your own volition
Derrick: ..cuz I mean, we vote him out, and then next week, Hayden wins and puts us up there.. That's one less person we have that will vote to keep us, against like a Victoria. That's my fear.
Cody: Yeah, bro, I don't know.
Derrick: I don't know what we should do either, but we gotta come up with somethin'.. by Monday. Cuz he thinks he's safe. Here's my thing.. Frankie and Christine are workin' together. They're plan is to get to the end, but we have the numbers right now, so if we..
Cody: Here's the thing.. We can keep Zach, let him know the shit that's gone down, and then he'll f'in flip on f'in Frankie.
Cody: ..and Christine in a second.
Derrick: Exactly. But if we... Like, right now, we've been workin' hard to get the numbers these last 7 weeks, if we flip now and start workin' with Hayden and Nicole, we're behind the 8 ball. We have to try to get the numbers back on our side on their team.. and we're on the bottom of the totem poll... cuz they're workin' with Donny. So my thing is, even though we know Frank and Christine are talkin' shit about us, I think they plan on workin' with us for a few weeks, until they get other people out.. So guess what? We f'in yank them before they get us.
Cody:I will yank them on the double eviction.
Cody: My target next week is f'in Frankie or Christine.
Derrick: But.. we gotta be careful about Donny too, though...
This is ongoing. As before the PoV, Derrick is diligently working to bring Cody where he wants him.. and he's making headway. For this week, all Derrick really needs is for Cody to agree to keep Zach, and he's done that.
Christine, Frankie, Cody, Derrick
Frankie: Oh my goodness, this is exciting. You won your first Veto!
Derrick: You're gonna be a popular person over the next few days, Christine.
Christine: I'm gonna just tell her (Nicole) that I'm not gonna use it, right?
Christine: Yeah.. I don't want to.
Cody: hehe.. I don't wanna do it..
Derrick: Well, it puts you in an awkward spot.
Christine: yeah.. So I'm just gonna like, look, here's the thing, your target's gonna have to change.
Frankie: mm hmm
Derrick: You have a close enough relationship.. She's not gonna be mad at you though..
Christine: I don't think so.. I don't care.
Cody: hmm.. don't think so, don't really care.
Christine: hehe.. yeah.. I'm not usin' it, sooo..
They discuss the best approaches, and how to bring Nicole to a point where she's ok with keeping Zach and sending Jocasta home..
Christine: I just have to convince her that it's ok that Zach stays.
Cody: I mean, if it comes from you.. You were one that he put up as well.
Christine: Exactly. It could be 7 to 1.. just Donny (voting to keep Jocasta)..
This is ongoing, much like the night..
Zach: Are you guys evicting me?
Frankie: yeah (and giggles from Christine)
Zach: (whines, kidding) How'd I know??
Frankie: Oooh. That was hot. I just got a little chub.
Zach gets on his knees, takes Christine's hand, and..
Zach: Thank you.. so f'ing much.. I have never loved you so much in my entire life.
Derrick: There's one condition though.. We already told her. The only way she's not gonna f*ck you, is if she gets to hear the speech..
Zach: Oh.. ok.. Say, "Zach it is now your turn to plead your case," or whatever.
Frankie: Zach, you go first..
Zach: Thank you, Julie.. ahem.. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Nicole is my target, I'm coming for you.
Zach: I love all you people, and I am so grateful. Maybe I'll even change my ways, and not be so hateful. We're all going to jury. We're on the right track.
Zach: Houseguests, I'm begging you, please gimme another chance. If you wanna follow me on twitter, my name is @ranceypants.
Zach: Your decision is crucial. The wrong choice may cost ya. So when you walk into that diary room, please vote to evict Jocasta.
Frankie: That's the best thing ever. You have to do that.
Zach: Obviously I'm gonna do it. I've been stayin' up for 10 hours makin' sure i know it.
Christine: That was amazing. That was really cool.
Frankie: That was amazing. Are you gonna change your target?
Zach: I should, right?
All agree he should change the target in his poem to Victoria.. then they can't resist ribbing him..
Frankie: I can't imagine losing to Jocasta in something by 10 minutes.. Can you imagine being that person?
Zach: Can you punch me in the dick?
Frankie: I'll do something else to it.
Camera 3 and 4
Frankie and Derrick
Frankie: Today was so important.
Derrick: mmhmm. Just gotta keep the group together.
Frankie: Yeah, I agree. That'll be our job. It is our job.
Derrick: mm hmm
Frankie: And we need..
Derrick: If he goes, tough (Team America) missions get screwed up. He leaves, we're f*cked.
Frankie: Yeah. And I'm super happy that we have.. And.. I'm super happy that they see how valuable Christine is.
Derrick: mm hmm
Frankie: We all are so important..
Derrick: mm hmm
Camera 1 and 2
Juggling Limes.. As with everything between the boys, it's competitive..
Hayden is.. learning.
Frankie and Derrick
Camera 3 and 4
Derrick: That was impressive.
Frankie: Caleb! I would like to have sex with you! hehehe.. I love how that makes him laugh.
Derrick: He literally went to one hand and flipped him the bird.
Frankie: I saw. He's so good at everything... except for winning competitions.
Derrick: Yes. Yes.
Christine enters. Frankie gushes over how proud he is of her.. She's proud of herself too.
Cody and Christine
Cody gets back to work, working Christine, as instructed earlier by Derrick.. "use your face!" He picks her up for a snuggle.. and gets completely entwined.
Christine: You were mean today.
Cody: I'm so nice. You were mean.
Cody: Oh, so you want me to act like I love you and lie to you and send you home?
Christine: hehehe.. no, please don't.
Frankie: Awww. yeah. don't do that.
Christine: Where's that?
Cody: Right in the center of my heart.
Christine: Awwww! You're such a player. Tryin' to play me.
Cody: Oh.. I would never do that. I'm just a cuddle bear.
There's been quite a bit of penis size talk tonight.. We'll join them for a bit of it.
Christine: So, Derrick, you takin' a shower soon?
Cody: So, Derrick, when r you gonna be naked, per se?
Christine: Derrick, I wanna play with.. pfftt.. I wanna watch you..
Cody: Woahh! I wanna play with your..
Christine: hehehe.. I wanna watch you play baseball!
Derrick: Christine, you're just a sinkin' ship.
Christine: I know! I am!!
Derrick: Tim did wanna hang out with me.
Christine: I am done.
Derrick: Doesn't anymore.
Christine: Ok, he has a giant one, so it doesn't matter.
Derrick: Perfect. So we're good.
Cody: (to his penis) Hey buddy.. you're great just the way you are.
Cody: That's what I tell him every day.
Christine: Tim, you know how I feel about you.
Derrick: but in the meantime..
Cody: penis talk just..
Christine: Cody, you have a great one. Don't worry.
Cody: Oh God.. Thank you.. I feel like I constantly have to fix my penis now.. Texas tuck.
Christine: What does Texas Tuck mean?
Derrick: In your belt, in a waistband.
Cody: My brother called it the Texas Tuck one time, and I..
Derrick: Just stuck with it.
Cody: We were walking into Longhorn one time, and I was like dude, I have a boner, I don't wanna go in there.. he's like, dude, Texas Tuck it up. I was like, Yeah! I was like, definitely! Waooh..
And with that how-to hand motion from Cody on the mechanics of the Texas Tuck, we're moving right along.. ☺ Penis talk continues.. It's at 12:59am on Camera 3, if you'd like to flashback on the live feeds. Funny stuff.
Caleb: I will definitely split a bill.
Frankie: If there's no hope for a follow up, split it.
Caleb: If I take a girl to an expensive restaurant, bill comes up, $240, you better be coughin' it up. I didn't eat $240 worth of food. I'll take a girl on a 1st date straight to Taco Bell. If she complains, she ain't gettin' another one.
Zach: No, you don't! You'd take a girl to Taco Bell??
Caleb: I would.
Christine: I would go on a date to Taco Bell.
Zach: Well, you love Taco Bell..
Caleb: Now that shows simplicity.
**that shows cheap f*ck. Victoria agrees with me.
Caleb: That shows, hey, let's go to Taco Bell.. Nooo.. I wanna go to Miro Jima, where it costs $400 to eat. You ain't for me.
Victoria: That has nothing to do with it.
Caleb: It does.
Victoria: Simplicity.. You can take me to just walk on the beach.. or go get ice cream.. but why Taco Bell? Fast Food Restaurant?? Take me to go get ice cream on the beach. I'd rather do that.
Christine: I don't have a beach to go to..
Jocasta: If a girlfriend of mine calls me and tells me a grown man took her to Taco Bell, I will be there to pick her up soon.
Victoria: Thank you! Yeah!
Caleb: Hey, and if she complains, she aint for me.
The rest of the HGs chime in and give Caleb hell..He confesses he usually goes to Olive Garden..
Caleb: I wanna be completely honest. I have never taken a girl to a fast food restaurant on a 1st date, BUT..
Jocasta:Any time I've talked to a friend who went on a date to a fast food restaurant it was..
Frankie: It was "do you wanna f*ck on an empty stomach or a full stomach.."
Jocasta: Yes. Yes.
Frankie: Cuz if you wanna f*ck on a full stomach, let's go grab a burger.
Jocasta: And my friend would fall for that crap every time. I'd be like, where'd you go? Burger King?
Caleb: Or.. you can take her to a restaurant and the bill's $240 and..
Frankie: And you can f*ck later.
Caleb: ..and you never hear from her again.
**I'm loving Victoria's horrified looks. This whole conversation is completely out of her wheelhouse. Completely..
Hayden: Victoria's very flustered.. Like bothered..
Victoria: Because it's not true!
Caleb: It is true.
Frankie: She's defending her entire class of people.
Victoria: Like, ok.. A guy comes to pick me up on a date, talks to my parents, and then I'm gonna tell to my..
Zach: Wait.. They talk to your parents before they even..?
Christine: They talk to your parents?? On the first..
**like I said, completely out of her wheelhouse. Victoria's simply part of a different world than the rest of the house.
Jocasta: I'm sure that's traditional..
Victoria: I'm gonna go out with someone who's a stranger, my parents don't even know who they are? Heck no!
Zach: You are a grown woman, aren't you?
**again, for her, this is a translation issue that implies she's more experienced than she is.
Victoria: No I'm Not!
Victoria: I'm not!
Frankie: No, you're not.
Jocasta: I think that's cultural though, right?
Zach, Victoria, Caleb
Zach's talking about dating when he gets out of the house.. Victoria and Caleb are dispensing very different advice.. Zach and Victoria agree that Caleb's advice is creepy..
Zach and Nicole
Nicole: I thought you were gonna crush that comp..
Zach: I did crush it, and I had Donny and Victoria mixed up the whole time, and I was just walkin' around in circles, just cursing at everyone, cuz I thought I had it right. I was just an idiot. I take full responsibility. No excuse for my actions. I'm a f'ing idiot.
Nicole: You got done quickly and you had just 1 thing wrong and couldn't figure out what it was?
Zach: And I had all the right ones up there, and I was like, wtf? I'm missing a piece!
Cody passes through and pounds Zach goodnight..
Nicole: Don't you have like a photographic memory?
Cody crosses to Nicole's couch, picks up his clothing pile..
Cody: Oops, my underwear.. (he seems to flip them towards Nicole)
Cody: They slipped right out of my hand..
He hugs her and heads to bed..
Derrick and Jocasta
Following a prayer session, Derrick and Jocasta talk about today's results and what she needs to do moving forward.. Nicole joins them and Derrick is forthcoming about their talk..
Derrick: I just told her, you've got to wait til Monday, and campaigning is a game, just like any competition.. While it's not a comp, campaigning is a facet of this game, and she has to be prepared for that on Monday, depending what happens.
Derrick: She said she's gonna talk to you, she said she's gonna talk to Christine, and that's important.
Nicole: mm hmm. I haven't even talked to Christine yet.
Derrick: You want me to leave for a few, so you guys can talk?
Nicole: Doesn't matter. You wanna talk?
Nicole: I have no idea what's gonna happen. No idea.
Jocasta: I.. I mean..
Nicole: I would talk to her first, and then talk to me.
Derrick: yup.. You're never out until you're out. You just gotta wait and see what happens and go from there.
Following a quick whisper between Frankie and Zach in the bathroom...
Zach: I think it's gonna be 8-0.
Frankie: Yeah, I think so too.. It's crazy.
Zach: Out of control.
Frankie: Did you talk to Nicole? Perfect..
Skippy flips us to Cody and Hayden.
Hayden: She said it.
Cody: I think it's F'd up.
Hayden: Yeah.. and she said I would be Zach's 5th vote, cuz she said to Nicole that, "you know there's an all guy's alliance, right?"
Hayden: And she's like, "Hayden's voting to keep Zach. I know you want Zach gone." And like, Christine is the one who last week was like, I want Zach gone.
Cody: Yeah, I know.
Hayden: And now she's pushing for it, cuz obviously, like, I'm guessing cuz of Frankie..
Cody: It's 100% cuz of Frankie. He's got her wrapped around his..
Hayden: Yeah. Absolutely.
Cody: It's bs..
Cody hears something and turns to see.. Derrick comes in, eating a bowl of something.. He sits down and joins them..
Derrick: Me n Jocasta were prayin, then she wanted to talk to me for a couple minutes about where things are at, and then as I was sittin' in there Nicole walked in.
Hayden: Where's the actor at? (Frankie)
Derrick: I haven't seen him..
Hayden: Where the F is he?
Cody: Might be in the bathroom.
Hayden: I think he's in the ceiling.
Derrick: I'll go look.
Hayden: I think he's in the ceiling, dude.
Cody: All of a sudden, he just pries off the wall..
Camera 1 and 2
HoH Landing- Chess Table
Derrick and Nicole
Derrick: He's like, do you think Christine's gonna use the Veto, and I'm like, I don't know, dude. I don't know. I was like, you have to campaign hard. You have to her to use it. He's like, "I don't know if she will. I don't think she'll use it on me.. cuz obviously"
Nicole: Have you talked to her?
Derrick: No, I'm just sayin' that's what he (Zach) said. I was talkin' to Hayden in the Have Not Room.. Christine's kinda sayin that she's not gonna use it. I don't know. She might. Once you talk to her, she might change her mind.
Nicole: You don't think she'll use it?
Derrick: I don't know.. She's playin' a very low key game, but.. at the same time, she might talk to you and feel completely different about it.
Nicole: (i couldn't hear)
Derrick: SO just keep it the way it is then.. That way she doesn't see your cards.
Nicole: If she thinks I'm gonna backdoor Frankie..
Derrick: Right. I don't think she'll use it for exactly that reason. Cuz she doesn't know who you'll put up. So why not? She doesn't care who goes home this week.. I don't know if he's bullshittin', but Zach's sayin' his target's Victoria.
**chumming the waters, as it were..
Nicole: He told me yesterday, I'm his target.
Derrick: F'ing kid. He was just like, "yeah, we gotta get Victoria outa here."
Nicole: (i think i've got this right - they're whispering) I think getting rid of him is good for all of our games. He'll snap at any time. Blow up on all of us.
Talk continues, but it's Rationale fka Quad Squad related, and since Derrick just laid the Zach's target is Victoria bait, I believe that point is moot...
Zach and Christine
Zach: No, I really do though.
Christine: You rock, Zach.
Zach: Oh my God.. ahhh...
Christine: It worked out well.
Zach: It worked out perfect.
Christine: I seriously think it might be a 8-0 vote. We'll see.
Zach: We'll see.
Yes, we'll see!☺ And this, dear dishers, concludes the Overnight Report. Happy Sanity Sunday!☺ I'll see you for the Viewing Party tonight... Please mind the critters on the live feeds til then..
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