The Overnight Report
Good morning, Big Brother lovers. Happy Wednesday! At last!! Today on the live feeds, along with the usual backstabbing, manipulation, elocution lessons and me,me,me, we'll be looking out for HoH pics, HoH blogging, Swim Club and Morning Sex - Ollie and April keep threatening/promising.
Just one more day until live, guaranteed and absolute pandemonium. ;) Unless, of course, someone completely blows a gasket today... Stranger things have happened. This is Big Brother, after all.
The overnight report begins at 11:30pm BBT and continues on through orgasm... um, I mean, bedtime. If you need to get caught up on what happened earlier last night, just scroll down, and check out ReporterX's last post: Evening in the BB House.
OK.. while I get to work on this bad boy, a couple of fun things to keep you entertained.:
- TheRealDeal has created a couple of fun new treats for our viewing pleasure over on his corner of the Dish: TRD-BBDishin'.
- Dawn, Kim and the all the fabulous dish-cappers have been hard at work screencapping the live feeds all season long. Yesterday was no different. ;) Go check out DishCaps and show the ladies some comment lovin'!
The Overnight Report is now complete.
April & Ollie
April's bashing Libra and Keesha.
April: Libra was the the only one to say something negative during the meeting. She's a f'ing manipulative b*tch. I'm sorry her family has to hear that.
Ollie: They know it.
April: Libra won the PoV by default. She's such a b*tch. I'm so frustrated!
Ollie: Welcome to Big Brother.
April: I don't want to talk to Michelle and Jessie... but I want Jessie's word.
April transitions to talking about the upcoming HoH and she tells Ollie that he and Michelle are her only hope.
April: It will be so disrespectful if they go against my wishes! I should have just made a deal for you and me and dropped. They aren't grateful at all. It sucks. That might have been the toughest challenge of the whole season, other than final 3.
Backyard - Hammock
Michelle & Dan
Professor Dan's Elocution Lessons
First they work on the word "Bread." They go back and forth with it, volleying the word. Michelle repeats it no less than 10 times.
They move on to car...
Dan: What kind of car do you drive?
Dan: No. Repeat what I said.
Everyone gathers to sing Happy Birthday to Libra. She requested they do it just before midnight, so her hubby would be able to see it.
Keesha presents her with a bowl of something.
We get fishies!
Dan, Renny, Jerry, Keesha
Dan: I wanna give a shout out to Monica.
Renny looks straight into the camera.
Renny: Sorry, Monica. He's into older women now. He called me Mrs. Robinson..
Dan: Renny, if you were my age would you go for a guy like me?
Renny: Ohhh, yes. You stimulate my mind, honey.
Memphis: Renny, you wouldn't go for a guy like me?
Renny: Sure I would.
Dan: You can't go for a guy like me and a guy like him..
Memphis: Yeah, you can't. We're not alike.
Renny: Oh yes I can!
- ***I love her! hehehe.
Dan: I'm the kind of guy you take home to Mom. Memphis is the one you hide from Mom.
Renny: I want to get an invite to your wedding.
Keesha: Dan didn't say yes.
Renny: I'm not inviting myself...
Dan: (teasing) I'm not sure the venue will be big enough for you, Renny. The stage might not be big enough.
Dan assures them all he will invite them to his wedding, then the teasing continues. Renny teases Dan some more. Dan teases back that Monica might not want her there, because she keeps flirting with him. She throws lingerie at him.
Renny: Honey, If I wanted you, I could get you! Beep! Beep!
Renny dances around the bathroom.
Libra & April
The discussion centers around how perceptions change with time in the house, but it's really just April's way of solidifying her newfound hatred and mistrust of Libra.
Backyard - Pool Table
Jessie & Michelle
Michelle Bashing Libra
Michelle: Whenever I look at Libra, I want to spit in her face.
- ***Jeez. It's just a uni. Enough already.
Just a note - Dan has not been called back to the DR since he was there at 11:05pm.
At 12:39am BBT, Dan's looking for a reason to go to the DR. He uses the clippers as his cover, since they were turned in earlier, and he needs to ask to retrieve them. He goes, but off camera, and is out very fast.
April & Ollie
April: Well, that was interesting.
April & Ollie bash Libra some more.
Ollie: The line has already been drawn. I wont even pretend to like her (Libra) anymore.
April hops in the shower and continues to talk about Libra with Ollie.
Ollie: Little does she know, Jessie isn't the only one targeting her anymore. Throw that old alliance out the window. We've got a new and improved 4.
April: You mean a new and improved 2. I don't trust Michelle.
Libra, Keesha & Renny
The women are talking about the events of the day and winding down for the night.
Renny: I gotta say my prayers.
Once Renny's done with her prayers, game talk resumes... Renny & Libra talk about how long Dan stayed up in the HoH with April. They didn't trust it..
Keesha: I think we can trust Dan... with the vote.
The conversation quickly turns light and it becomes a sleep-over atmosphere with a lot of laughing and joking.
They're laughing so much, they can barely speak.
Every new word brings on a new giggle fit.
By 1:20am, they settle down, but 20 minutes later, Libra's having trouble sleeping. She's missing her kids terribly, and she's crying, wondering all kinds of things, like if her baby girl has grown hair... Libra really wants to win HoH this week, so she can see her family.
April & Ollie
April: I hope we can trust Dan.
Ollie: I'm not worried about Dan... I'm going to bed..
Kiss, kiss. Slurp, slurp.
Ollie: What do you mean, no?
More Kissing. Talk becomes more relationship, personal.
Ollie: I have big lips.
April: Beautiful lips. The only thing big on your face is your eyes.
Ollie: Whatever makes you happy, I'll support it.
April: Same with you.
April fantasizes about being outside of the house.
April: In 7 weeks, I will be sharing a plate of food with you... eating off your fork.
Ollie: No. Nope. Get another fork.
More kissing and cuddling.
Ollie: You never initiate kissing. I guess that's good, though, but... it's never a bad time to kiss me. I don't know why you hesitate.
They talk about how open they'll be able to be once they get to the jury house.
Ollie: I'm kind of excited, 'cause here we can't be out in the open, but in the jury house, if I want to kiss you, I will... I think the cameras have already seen everything...
April: Oh! I take pictures tomorrow!
Lots more chatter, then family comes up...
Ollie: My dad... I don't know what he's gonna think. I guess it depends on how they're portraying me on tv. Before I left, I told him, "it's Hollywood, don't believe all you see. It's a sexy game and it's a dirty game, so be prepared for anything.
- ***lol.. it's the perfect lead in for what naturally comes next
Ollie and April
The rest of the house is asleep.
Ollie and April put on yet another rather loud live sex show for the live feeds. In case you're keeping stats, she's on top this time, and they lasted about 7 minutes, if we're being generous.
April: I bet we have the record for the most sex ever on Big Brother.
- ***I believe she's correct. Someone call the folks at the Guinness Book... ;)
This concludes the overnight report.
I'm making the mad dash for Cuban Coffee, before they wake the HGs. I'll be back in a flash to publish your comments and hopefully tell everyone a proper hello.