The Overnight Report
Good Morning, Big Brother lovers! Happy Tuesday and Happy Tuesday Show day! :) Are ya psyched to see the PoV Comp tonight? I am. :) Hehe..
I'm even more curious to see how they edit the aftermath for the tv only audience... Remember the next day, when the people in the DR told Dan to make sure he put on his PoV necklace and the same shirt he was wearing during the comp, if he went up to see Renny? That was so they could edit it together, as if he'd gone straight to her right after the comp...
Is it just me, or is anyone else starting to get that HoH Endurance Comp soon tingle? Seems about time for another one very soon, no?
Anyhow... I'm doing my best to shake the groggy right now, and get to building the overnight report for you.
In the meantime, for your entertainment, a wee bit of man candy from C=Venus. You can click the pic to check out more of C=Venus' recent chops.
And now.. the overnight report.
Much like the early part of the evening, during the latter part of last night, one half of the house was filled with laughter, the other side with hatred and scorn. While there was quite a lot of fun late night on the feeds (Renny actually peed herself laughing), there wasn't a whole lot of game talk...
Just before 1am BBT
Memphis, Renny, Keesha, Dan, Jerry
After playing around the the faces on the memory wall, having a laugh, the gathered HGs ponder the center square and why it has a key slot...
Dan: There is a reason for that... Maybe someone has been hiding in the wall the whole season.
Jerry: This board was made for us. There's never been 13 house guests before. This is the 1st year there's ever been an odd number.
The HGs toss around some theories, including that BB is going to bring Evel Dick back into the house, but they're joking.
Renny: I think it's gonna be the twist.
Memphis: It'd have to be someone who's been in sequester...
Dan: I don't think anyone's coming back. They've already done that.
Keesha: Renny, can I sleep with you tonight?
Renny: Sure, dawlin.
Dan: More oxygen for me...
Keesha: Shut up, butthole.
Dan: ...and less moaning!
Ollie, April, Michelle
Ollie: I'm excited for the Craig Ferguson show this week.
April: I'm gonna wear a bikini this week! I'm f'ing going to.. Watch me! I'm gonna act like I'm at the beach with bleach blond hair and sunglasses... I'm gonna do it..
Ollie: Mm.. yes.
Jerry walks through the room on the way to his room and farts.
Michelle gets up and leaves.
Keesha & Renny
Keesha: You were sooo busted!
Renny: I almost crapped myself when I turned around and saw him (Jerry).
Keesha: I was like, oh my gosh, oh my gosh..
Renny: Memphis was busting himself laughing..
1:19am - 1:37am BBT
Ollie and April are whispering about Michelle & Jerry. April's angry at them for playing with the others...
Michelle returns to the room. They resume bashing, change the target.
Michelle: I don't like their f'ing interrogation sh*t.
Ollie: They try to control you with that sh*t.
April : mm hmm.
Michelle: They wont answer my questions, but they dare to ask me sh*t like that?!
April: They wouldn't dare ask me.
Ollie: Dan told me he was worried about you.
Michelle: He told me that too.
April: He is out there laying on the kitchen table.. Laying on the table! He asked me what I thought the middle square was for.. and did I think it was someone coming back... He asked me if I thought it could be my twin. I said she's pregnant. He's all, "what if she's not?" What an idiot! I have a nephew with downs syndrome. She's not gonna leave him. (muttering now) Talking about my family... F'ing Libra can leave her kids. My sister wouldn't do that!
Ollie: He didn't mean it like that.. He did have a smile on this face.
April: No. he was dead serious. Like my sister's gonna lie to me...
Ollie: He's just throwing stuff out there..
April: I wanted to say, you f'ing pu--y! Making up sh*t, just so you don't have to vote for me.. f'ing baby!
Ollie laughs softly.
***Ahh.. young love.
Meanwhile, up in the HoH Room, Keesha and Renny turn in for the night.
Dan & Memphis
Dan: If anyone says anything about us being in an alliance, don't take the bait.
Soft DR Voice: Memphis, I need you to put your microphone on.
Dan: They'll try to make us think they know something..
Memphis: It's all good. We just have to win Thursday night..
Dan: yeah.. or (he points at Keesha's bed, indicating it would be quite fine for her to win as well.)
Dan leaves to take a very long shower.
While Dan's in the shower, Ollie and April are sharing one bed, whispering sweet nothings... Ollie goes to his own bed shortly before 2am.
By 2:15am, Everyone but Dan is down for the night.
After his shower and a little toenail maintenance, Dan puts on some clean clothes, grabs his bible and heads outside to talk to the live feed viewers.
Dan: It's 5:20am on the east coast... Monica's just waking up... She's getting ready to go work out. I wonder if she's watching... (everything outside the house) seems like so long ago... What's happened in Michigan in the past 47 days?
- a. Monica broke with with me,
- b. She pissed at me, or
- c. She will be happy to see me, if I win $500K.
Dan: Jerry - He'd put me up next to Memphis.
Dan: Ollie - I don't think he would put me up... maybe... He wouldn't put up Michelle or Renny. That leaves me, Keesha and Memphis.
Dan: Michelle - she would put Jerry up on the block... maybe me... and Keesha.
Dan: The numbers are shrinking. What a crazy place this is. I can't believe I hugged Jessie for 18 seconds. Crazy, crazy, crazy.
Dan is silent for a couple minutes...
Dan: What a day. I hope I make the right decisions... Goodnight, Monica.
With this, Dan goes back into the house and goes to sleep.
This concludes the overnight report. As of 8:40am BBT, the HGs are all still sleeping.