Sunday Evening in the BB10 House
I think I'll write this one as if writing an episode for the tv only viewers...
Poor, sweet, lovable Jerry is inside all by his lonesome playing solitaire:
While the callous group of 4 is outside enjoying themselves, doing crafts, laughing and having a good time without him. Curses on them.
Jerry comes outside and drops some wisdom on the HGs, telling them Big Brother pulls in 28 million viewers per episode. Rude young Memphis has the audacity to correct Jerry. Impertinent snot.
Jerry remains, and talk turns to CBS mobile questions. His presence enriches the lives of all those around him.
Platitudes with Jerry...
Jerry: This backyard will be in the back of your minds for the rest of your lives.
Dan: You can check out of here, but you can never leave... (sings) Welcome to the hotel...
Jerry: I've heard of skank, and I've heard of Ho, but I've never heard them put together.
- ***Unless you count me referring to Keesha as that and worse with Michelle and Ollie last week, but shhh, the tv only's aren't supposed to know that.
Jerry: There sure are a lot of birds out here. Certain types of birds can only mate with one for life.
The evil foursome are silent in the face of Jerry's brilliance... We hear the faint noise of crickets.
Jerry: How big is this complex, do ya think? How many acres?
Memphis: The studio?
Jerry: Where we're at.
Memphis: Where we're at is Studio City...
- ***Who's on first...
In less than 15 minutes, the rude group of four have all gone inside, leaving that poor, sweet old man to fend for himself, playing with his balls in the back yard.
Minds out of the gutter!
Poor, sweet Jerry returns to the HoH room... all alone.
***OK.. If I throw up in my mouth any more, it's gonna get messy! Back to the real thing! ;)
Dan & Memphis
Memphis: Think it's weird that Renny's been bringing up weird facts lately?
Memphis tells Dan about his talk with Renny earlier today. She came asking, and he didn't tell her what he'd do...
Memphis: She keeps talking about the miney and stuff.. I'm like, Renny, I'm not even thinking about winning yet. I'm just trying to make it to next week.
Dan: It's very presumptuous.. Jerry does the same thing.
Memphis: He's the one talking sh*t.
Memphis: I wont be excited til there's...
Dan: ..two people.
Memphis: Exactly. He's pissed he doesn't get to choose who's going home.. He's even like, if I go to the jury house... He's like, well if it's you n her..
Dan: He wants you to keep her to get his vote in the jury house...
Memphis: He's the least person I'm worried about in the jury house to get anyone's vote.
Dan: Well he is the biggest liar.
Memphis: But he can't convince anyone of anything... He expects me to do what he wants because he's HoH? hah. Best case scenario next week is that he doesn't win the PoV, then he's gone.
Memphis and Dan wonder if Keesha might be tempted to keep Jerry next week...
Dan: Basically it comes down to, if we can keep winning HoH and PoV... Well, next week's the last PoV...
Memphis: Hopefully she's on the same page... It's just hard to say what she's gonna do. i wanna hope she'll vote Jerry out, but... There's no way to guarantee that. Our worst case scenario is if she thinks you n me are gonna take each other to the end.
Dan: You wanna tell her, each separately, that we'll take her?
Memphis balks on that...
Dan: I know.. you haven't played that game. I have.
Keesha comes out. They ask her if she's going to do abs tonight...
Keesha: I don't trust you f**kers. Every time I come out here, you'r talking... Just.. If you do decide to vote me out, just tell me.
Memphis: You're not going anywhere. Why would I pull a goof on you to make you feel stupid? I'm not.. I'd tell ya.
Keesha: I wont be mad. I just wanna know.
Dan: Keesha, is there anything I've told you I was gonna do that I didn't?
Keesha: You'd be nervous too. I saw how you were lookin at me across the couch last week. I'm trying not to panic. I can't help it.
Memphis: Even if I wanted that, I wouldn't do it that way. That would be stupid. You're not going anywhere.
It's rather cyclical tonight... Jerry's back inside playing solitaire, and everyone else is back outside enjoying themselves, laughing and having a nice time together...
Memphis: You got 2 minutes! Abs!!
***This has got to be the longest surviving abs class in BB history.
Renny: Dan, can you do me a favor and check the time for me? I'd hate to burn your birthday cake, darlin'
***No Renny... Have you learned nothing?! You don't bake a birthday cake when you're in danger of being screwed by your alliance!
Speed abs class
Renny, Memphis, Dan & Keesha
Memphis: Speed Abs! Let's go.
Keesha: Who thinks Dan sucks butt? I do!
Perv Cam takes an uncomfortable interest in Keesha's crotch during scissor kicks...
Meanwhile, inside, poor, sweet, lovable Jerry plays cards all by himself.
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