The Overnight Report
Good Morning, Big Brother lovers! Happy Monday to you, and Happy Birthday to Dan! Today in the Big Brother house: the PoV Ceremony.
2 weeks and 1 day to go til the live finale on September 16th. I can't even believe it. What a long, strange Big Brother year it's been... Barring an extended SAG or DGA strike come winter, these'll be our last 2 Big Brother weeks til next summer... and then? We'll be right back here at bbdish.blogspot.com.
We'll also be right here come fall for Survivor and Amazing Race... ;) After we take a few days off and just plain collapse!
To our friends along the Gulf Coast, our thoughts and prayers are with you... have been and will remain so. You are on the hearts and minds of the nation. Please be safe.
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OK.. I'm gonna get to work on the overnight. Please check back for it around 6:30am BBT. :)
Backyard - Couch
The HGs have been talking about the South, Southern cooking, BBQing, etc., when the topic turns to where the most beautiful women in the country come from.
Renny: The pretty women come for Mississippi, Alabama, Ohio, Texas and California. Just look at the beauty pageants.
Dan says the prettiest women come from Michigan... Dearborn, Michigan.
Keesha: Most of the women in California came from other states.
Renny: Do you think there are prettier women in the north?
Keesha: I think there are pretty women everywhere.
Jerry: Women today are bigger, and they have big asses.
Memphis: I don't know what girls asses looked like 30 years ago...
Jerry: They were nice.
Dan: Everything in Texas is bigger.
Talk turns to high fashion models...
Dan: If you're looking for a girl, go to the midwest.
Keesha: There are shady girls anywhere you go.
Dan: Girls in the midwest are more humble.
Keesha: Their morals and values are quite different..
Memphis steps inside.
Jerry: (to Keesha) You have Hollywood in you. I'd try to imitate you, but I don't have the hair.. The way you flick that hair..
Talk turns to the time early on in the season when Keesha went off on April.
Keesha: Bring it on, Barbie Bitch. Bring it, you f**king Barbie Bitch!
Dan: I never saw that.
Keesha: Normally, I would never flip out on someone like that, but they were all talking about me.
Jerry: I had four of them after me one night: Jessie, Michelle...
Renny: You think that's because you do a lot of talking, Jerry?
Jerry: No, sh*thead.
Renny: (to Memphis) Jerry says he doesn't do a lot of talking... (to Jerry) Come on, Jerry. Let's come clean.
Jerry: I can't out talk you!
Renny: Jerry, You've talked about everyone in here, and you know it!
Jerry: Oh Jesus Christ. You mimic everyone in here. I caught you.
Renny: You have talked about everybody.
Jerry: So have you.. and you.. and you... Everybody has been talked about.
Memphis tries to diffuse the situation with a little humor... It doesn't work.
Renny: There is not one person that can stand up and say they haven't talked about anyone. Jerry likes to stir up trouble... Don't you, Jerry?
Jerry: I'm sitting here minding my G.D. business, and you're on my ass. Go home, girl!
Renny: I'm not on your ass, Jerry, but come on!
Memphis has assigned himself the role of court jester tonight, and he makes another attempt to lighten the mood...
Renny gets up and goes inside.
Jerry: What did they give us tonight? One bottle of wine and a couple of beers?
Dan & Renny, then Keesha joins
Dan: He didn’t like it when you called him out!
Renny: He didn't like it, 'cause it was true, and I called him on it!
Chatter for a moment..
Renny: You'll never forget me. You'll be thinking about me 50 years from now. I cooked for 11 people and didn't complain .. come awn.. (her tone is teasing, not self congratulatory or whining) How do you like your cake, Dan? From your mother in the Big Brother house... You’ll never forget me..
Dan: I'll always remember you, Renny, even when I don't... Monica told me there are two ways to a man's heart, but she didn’t tell me what they were.
Renny: Come awn! A man’s stomach!
Dan: What’s the second one?
Renny: Come awn, Dan!!
Chatter, then.. Renny gets wistful, talking about how much she loves her hubby. Dan teases her a little more, asking if she lover her husband more than she loves him.
Keesha comes in, leaving Memphis alone in the backyard with Jerry.
Keesha: Jeez! You guys were going at it.
Renny: (about Jerry) F'ing jerk!
Dan giggles. Renny gets a little worked up. Just a little.
Renny: Jerry doesn’t talk about anybody, not like me!
Keesha: I was waiting for you to go off on him...
Renny: You don’t want me to lose it on the Colonel! I’ll eat him alive!
Keesha: That’s what I’m ready for..
Renny: The week ain’t over yet, darlin’. I'm gonna go off on him.
Keesha: Everyone knows he's a f'ing bull sh*tter...
Renny: He doesn't think anyone's on to his game.
Renny's getting progressively more worked up.. cursing up a blue streak about Jerry.
Renny: (mimics Jerry) "I have never broken my word in this house." F**k you!! You've broken your word every time!
Keesha: I can't believe he said that to you. "You can go home."
Renny: I don't care...
Memphis enters and laughingly tells them he hates them all (for leaving him out there alone with Jerry).
Keesha: My dad would call Jerry a horse's ass.
Moments later, at 10:45pm BBT, Jerry enters and talk turns to Michelle... Jerry leaves to go to the restroom, Renny starts back in on him in his absence, calling him a F'ing a-hole, and the 4 of them head into the 60s room.
When they get into the Hippie room, a pillow/tickle fight breaks out and they go racing from room to room... laughing like crazy...
10 minutes of laughter, fun and general mayhem diffuses the tension.
Memphis, Dan, Keesha
Memphis and Dan are reassuring Keesha again.
Memphis: You can bet your life savings on it. You're not going home.
Keesha: Yeah, buddy. Not a lot of money there!
Dan tries another tack..
Dan: You could bet Gizmo's life on it.
Keesha: I wouldn't bet Gizmo's life on any amount of money.
Around the house...
- Dan & Memphis are in the showers.
- Keesha's in the bathroom, chatting with the boys.
- Renny's in the Hippie Room, getting ready to go to bed.
- Jerry makes his rounds, telling everyone goodnight.
Dan's still showering.
Memphis, Keesha and Renny are in the Hippie Room, chatting about the night...
Memphis, Keesha and Renny begin playing with the topic cards... They continue for a few minutes, then Keesha goes to check the time. It's midnight. Keesha goes and wishes Dan a Happy Birthday.
A minute later, Dan comes into the Hippie Room. Memphis and Renny wish him Happy Birthday, and everyone sings for him...
They continue playing with the topic cards for an hour...
Dan, Memphis, Keesha, Renny
Talk turns to Jerry. Dan knows instinctively that CBS is giving him an incredible edit.
Dan: They wont air his Korea story.
Renny: Sure they will!
Dan: No.. It'd make him look bad.
Keesha: He bought a woman for a month!
A few minutes later, everyone is winding down, saying they're ready for bed. They turn off the lights, say good night, and after a few beats, Dan and Memphis launch a planned assault: Massive Pillow Fight in the Dark!
OK.. they're not quite ready for bed just yet. ;)
20 minutes later, they're all tuckered out. They talk about Jerry a little more. Keesha says she doesn't think he gives a hoot who goes home. Dan counters, saying for sure he hates some of us (me!) more than others.
Talk turns quickly to chatter... then food.. then... ahh, a mother's love. ;)
Dan: Will you cook me a birthday omelet for breakfast?
Renny: (jokingly) F off.
Dan: Ah well.. It was worth a shot.
Dan goes to the 80s room, telling everyone goodnight.
By 2am, everyone's quiet and heading off to dream land...
At 5am, Jerry gets up, goes out to the HoH landing, surveys the downstairs for a moment, then heads back to bed.
As of 6:44am BBT, all of the houseguests are snug in their beds, while visions of 500k dance through their heads.
6:46am BBT Scratch that... Jerry's up. He's sitting in the dark up in the HoH room, snacking on something.
This concludes the overnight report.
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