Friday Afternoon Before the Comp
Chima Ups the Ante
Good Afternoon, BB Lovers! :) We join this winge already in progress in the Haves Room with Lydia, Natalie and Chima...
Chima: I have this strong feeling in my gut that they're gonna get it up the butt so bad.
Natalie: It's gonna be hard, he said.
Chima: He always says that. There's an odd man out, either way...
Lydia: Maybe it'll be individual...
Lydia: Seriously, I hope none of them give us attitude.
Chima: Oh, they got the memo... regardless, if one of us leaves, they're f--ked. I'm still onthe ledge... It hasn't even been 24 hours, so f-ck them. And I didn't get my exfoliating products either.
Lydia: I feel like getting my make up and doing it in here.
Chima: I'm not putting any on. F them. I already washed my face and brushed my teeth...
Lydia goes to the bathroom to gather her makeup...
Chima: I can't believe that motherf-cker going on about his rosary... He's not even Catholic.. He's some f-cking extremist Muslim terrorist.
***What?!? Yeah... she didn't mean a word of it. Not a word. How're you gonna spin this one, CBS? Oh.. silly me. There'll be no need to spin it at all. It'll just get lost on the editing room floor like the true intent of her earlier rants and all the follow up conversations where she referred to him as Osama and talked about her brilliant mid-smackdown decision to spin the whole thing into something palatable for the tv only viewers....
Chima: By the way, Jeff was being a complete a-hole to you the past week.. That's how I know he's a complete mysogenist.
Natalie: I've already got my speech all ready.
Chima: How bout you stop thinking about your eviction speech and start thinking about your nomination speech, for when you win HoH?
Natalie: I've got all of them ready.
Chima: I hope Michele remembers how much of an a-hole he is.. and that he called her crazy over and over and over again. Youknow if I get one of my name tags.. I'll got ahead and put it next to one of Jessie's....
Natalie: You know he's right there... He's waiting..
Chima: I know! I'm just enjoying myself in the meantime... I think America loves voting for a-holes.. It's been proven time and time again.. It's kinda like when Bush won twice in a row.
Natalie: You can hear them whispering...
Chima: Oh, I know... She just called me an a--hole.. She just called me a motherf-cker... You know what, Jeff? It's all true. People just don't like to be called out on their sh-t. I had a dream that Russell's leaving this week, and Jeff's leaving next week. I hope it's more of a premonition... (to Natalie) If it comes down to me n you, I'm letting you have it.
Natalie: I gotta get through this weeek first.
Chima: You will.
Michele: Hey everyone!!! It's time for the have-have not competition!!
Straight into Trivia
@ 1:45pm BBT
Hmmm... How about we take the edge off? I think it's time for a Jury Pool/Finalists Round of Shag, Marry, Throw from a Cliff! :) What say you? Be creative, and make em so I can publish them!! ;)
Please remember to select only from the 9 who will be either Jury members or Finalists.