Thursday Morning Early WakeUp!!
6:45 AM BBT
Wakey, Wakey Houseguests!!! It's time to get up and entertain the live feed viewers!! Today is eviction day. Who will be evicted? Will the Coup D'Etat be used?
***FYI, I have it on very good authority that the feeds will be down from about 10am BBT until 6pm BBT today, due to the early taping of the "live eviction show." They are not supposed to come back on at all until after the Thursday Show is seen on the east coast. I understand this is very frustrating - to us as well - however, I ask, nay, I beg, that the comment section here not become complaint central... There's nothing we can do about it. This is due to the production company, AGP & CBS. Not Real Superpass. Feel free to tweet or email the powers that be at CBS.
***On a positive note, BB Express Lunch will be doing a special extended show exclusively for Superpass subscribers today, beginning at 10am BBT and continuing on through 1pm BBT. Make sure to tune in!!
The HGs got a very early wake up call today at 6:45am when they were all told to go up to the HoH for lockdown... Before they arrived, Natalie and Chima had the following conversation:
Natalie: The studio audience will be there earlier.
Kevin: It would normally be some random producer, not Allison (Grodner - the Executive Producer).
CUT TO: Control Room BRB
Jessie: Only a few people were called to the DR, I thought something went down.
Natalie: So is the evicted HG leaving earlier?
Chima: Who gives a sh**?
Natalie: I'm trying to figure it out.
Chima: Can't you figure it out in your head?
Chima is highly irritated. Silence.
Chima gets up to get ready and pack. Everyone else is snoozing.
***During this, the feeds are cutting in and out of control room because there is a lot of production talk going on in the HoH. The discussion will seem random. Someone says something about a show not being live. They are not sure what's going on. They (**and we) know it is very off schedule.
7:20 AM BBT
Chima is showering. Everyone else slumbering.
Lydia: Why do we have to be locked up here?
Jessie: They're repositioning furniture...
Lockdown is over... Chima's still up in HoH. She's gathering her belongings...
Russell and Lydia have just retrieved their luggage from the Storage Room, and they're packing.
Michele: I'm surprised they didn't give you your suitcase earlier.
Lydia: No, they did. I just didn't feel like packing it.
Natalie (to Chima): I think I firgured out why they're...
CUT TO Control Room BRB Screen...
Feeds are back...
- Jessie goes up to HoH to help Chima carry her stuff downstairs...
- The HGs keep mentioning Starbucks coffee... Sounds like BB got them some.
- Kevin's in the Haves Room.
- Natalie's in the kitchen..
- Lydia and Russell are packing.
Control Room BRB comes back on after 2 minutes...
Russell & Lydia continue packing...
Kevin and Jessie are back in bed int he Haves Room.
Jordan, Chima, Natalie - Pleasant chatter about Starbucks provided for them this morning... Natalie's excited about the beads for jewelry making that BB gave them. She calls out to Lydia that she should make friendship bracelets for the 2 of them.
***What alternate universe have I entered?? Oh yeah, it's the Natalie be nice to Lydia for the 2-3 days before the HoH comp world.. I remember this from a couple weeks ago when Lydia made her the HoH Endurance Comp suit.
Lydia comes out. Jordan checks in with her to see if she's heading in to the shower now. The answer is no.
Chima is all about the Starbucks.... Not only did crafty give them coffee, they got Tazo Tea (my fave).
Kitchen - Michele & Jordan whispering...
Bathroom - Lydia, Chima, Kevin and Natalie
Chima: So they're taping it. They don't trust us.
Natalie: Dude. They know Chima's gonna flip her lid. I think someone's comgin back.
Lydia and Chima hope not...
Lydia: Dude, you had your f'ing chance. It's over.
They speculate about who might re-enter the house...
Natalie: Alright.. time for a shower. This is the earliest I've ever been up since I've been in this house.
Lydia's sitting on the couch doing origami. Chima's impressed she's doing it without using the directions.
Chima: I just hope nothing in the world is going on... Like something terrible happened and Obama has to address the nation...
Lydia: Oh, I know..
Natalie: Don't you think they'd tell us?
Chima: No. Then we'd all sit there during the live show with sad faces..
They progress this line of thought fast... concern about an assassination attempt on President Obama ricochet throughout the house and become the topic for a couple minutes... then...
Chima: It could just be as simple as someone tried to assassinate Cheney...
Natalie: No one tried to assassinate anyone.
Lydia has it closest...
Lydia: They just don't know what's gonna happen, so they're like, hey, we better tape this...
Talk turns to double eviction. One predicts next week, another says that's too early.. Chima nails it:
Chima: I think they just like to make us speculate about stuff.
A break, then...
Chima: Maybe they're concerned that if he leaves, we'll all get along. Now would that be good tv?
Lydia: They'll be all, Lydia, Natalie, fight!
Talk turns to the mystery power....
Jordan, Kevin and Michele
Jordan's tired, but she doesn't want to go back to sleep, because she doesn't know about the timing for today... Michele's holding off on showering until later, when she doesn't have to take a cold shower anymore.
Chima and Lydia are blowing their hair...
Around the house...
Russell's ironing... Michele and Jordan are in the Pool Room, deciding what to wear... Lydia, Kevin, Chima and Natalie are in the bathroom
Natalie: Here's why I think this is planned.. because of the early lockdown...
Lydia: I think there's something crazy fun outside there for us!
Jordan: I feel like I should pack my bag today, just in case...
Jordan and Michele go into hyper whisper mode... then...
Jordan: With you or me gone, there wont be anyone to clean... Did Jeff tell you about our 1/2 way resolution?
Jordan: I'm about to start my period.. That's why I'm whiny... I really hope it's ___. I'm so in the mood for that today.
Michele: ______, I'll be like, Suck it, btches.
Jordan: I know.. I want HoH so bad this week. I say that every week.. even right after the competitions...
They go to check if Natalie's out of the shower yet...
Most of the HGs are gathered in the bathroom... Russell's ironing his shirt for tonight...
Bathroom... Chatter about Chima's extensions... Natalie asks her to take them out so she can see what her real hair looks like.
Natalie: Were you wondering why I was always staring at you?
Chima: I thought, this b*tch is a lesbian. We're gonna have a f'ing lesbian this season...
Natalie: Do you wanna know why I really was? I was sizing up my competition...
Chima: She stared at me for an hour solid.
Lydia: Natalie, in the future, you'll be a lesbian. You'll come knocking at my door...
They start talking about other people who were there, who didn't make the show, and we get...
9:21am BBT - Control Room BRB screen...
Chima, Natalie, Lydia, Kevin, Michele, Jordan
Lydia: Kevin, if for some unholy reason I leave, I'm leaving this with you.
Lydia passes him some special toiletry item..
Lydia: Don't vote me out just because you want it.
Kevin: Are you naked, Natalie?
Kevin: I thought I just saw a boob in my peripheral..
Kevin: Which means Julie Chen is here early...
Natalie: Or will be here early...
Jessie's in bed.
Russell has joined the folks in the bathroom...
Kevin, Russell, Lydia, Natalie, Russell, Jordan.
Kevin: Are you all packed up?
Russell: (joking) No, I was gonna let you do it for me.
Kevin: You might be missing a few things...
Russell (to Lydia): Are you gonna make me something?
Lydia: You wouldn't wear a bracelet..
Russell: I might... if you made me one.
Kevin: Man.. these are dangerous...
Russell: Right? They wont give us tweezers, but they'll give us plyers?
Lydia: See how easy that is boys... just a little snip of the tip.
Russell: That's not funny.. It works both ways... Your little girlfriend..
Lydia: I don't call it my little girlfriend...
Kevin: You're not reading the instructions..
Lydia: I tend not to follow instructions with creative things...
Kevin: What little girl is gonna read all this?
Lydia: I don't think it's intended for little girls... There's no clasps.. We can only make earrings...
Russell: Can't you just tie a knot?
Jewelry making info re findings comes from Lydia, who makes it all the time...
Russell: Dude, this is so tedious.. I could never...
Lydia: I wish they'd give us lanyards... me n my sister make lanyards all the time.
Kevin: Can I pinch you with these?
Lydia: If I get to pinch you afterwards.
9:48am BBT - Control Room BRB Screen
Lydia, Kevin and Russell are on the couch.
Chima, Natalie are in the mirror...
Natalie: The real reason they're calling us all in is because they wanna ask Jeff if he's using his wizard power tonight. He's always included...
Chima: He's always included.. It's a threesome and he's in the middle.
Natalie: Is Jessie sleeping?
Jeff enters the bathroom...
Lydia: Hello, Jeff.
Natalie: Since we got plenty of time, Lydia, I'll just let my hair dry.
Chima: Did he say the live show's on schedule?
Natalie: He didn't answer.
Lydia: He said this is just about Diary Rooms...
Chima: I don't wanna put my make up on yet.. I have a feeling we're not gonna start until 5 still..
BB: Chima, please come to the Diary Room.
Kevin and Lydia are on the couch working on origami... Jeff's getting ready to shave... Natalie's just about done in the bathroom...
In the bathroom, Russell has joined Kevin and Lydia on the Origami makers couch... He's all zen and happy until...
Russell: I wanna f'ing ring her neck so badly.
Lydia: Don't. I'm sure you've been warned..
Russell: Oh definitely. The told me, dude, we already have enough soundbites from you...
Lydia hold up her origami for Kevin to see...
Russell: Kevin, look what I made... It's a goose.. a mongoose!
***Just noticed it's after 10am BBT and we still have feeds... I'll keep going as long as they do.
10:09am BBT - TRIVIA on all 4...
Shoulda kept my damn thoughts to myself!!