The Overnight Report™

Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Tuesday and Happy Endurance Comp Day!

Last night on the live feeds, Michele finally got the chance to speak to Kevin privately, and she went for it. Call it her BB Doctoral Thesis, if you will. If you'd like to get a head start on the Overnight™, flashback to 12:05am on Cam 1 or 2. Michele makes her stand with Kevin, and says exactly the words she's needed to say...

There's quite a lot to cover, and I'm gonna get crackin' on it right now! I'll be adding to this post in sections. Please refresh every 30 minutes or so, until it's complete.

12:05am BBT
HoH Room
Kevin & Michele

Natalie's in the DR. Jordan's just finished her talk with Kevin. Michele makes tracks up to HoH. She intros the conversation by asking about playing chess... Then it's down to business.

Michele: I also figured out the answer to the question of Natalie being threatening...

Kevin: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Michele: So it doesn't matter if Natalie is being threatening, because if she leaves, and she's not in the final 2, she's only gonna be in the jury house for like a day or 2 at most, so she can't really do any damage.

***Actually, the person out at f3 never goes to the jury house. The jury learns who that person is when they walk in for the jury inquisition of the final 2, and after that point, they're all housed in a hotel and completely separated from each other.

Kevin: There's Saturday, Sunday...

Michele: But she'll be in a hotel. By the time she's at the jury house, she's only gonna be there for like a day or something.

Kevin: Won't people be out on Thursday?

Michele: Thursday?

Kevin: Cuz it's Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday... 3 days.

Michele: But still like, they have to do stuff. By the time she goes, they'll be like, whatever, you lost, that's why you're angry. I don't know. All I know is that no matter what, she's not gonna take you to the end, because she has too much to lose. She wants the 500,000 dollars.

Kevin: mm hmm

Michele: She's gonna take whoever the 3rd person is.

Kevin: mm hmm

Michele: You know, if you take her, you're going to lose. You're going to get 50,000 dollars against her, so...

Kevin: mm hmm

Michele: When it comes down to it, you can't choose her, if you want to win. She's not gonna choose you, so no matter what, you're gonna make her mad, tomorrow or you can make her mad later on.

Kevin: mm hmm

Michele: So you can either have 2 people playing on your side, or playing against just Natalie and hoping that the 3rd person doesn't beat you, because they're also not gonna take you.

Kevin: It'd be ideal if somebody else can be the deciding factor, so that way I'd be like, Natalie, sorry, Michele picked me over you, and I wouldn't lose her vote. You know what I'm saying?

Michele: Yeah.

Kevin: But what I'm nervous about is you wouldn't pick me.

Michele: ok... I hate Natalie. Do you not get this?

Kevin: No, but it has nothing to do with like or hate.

Michele: I know... It has nothing to do with like or hate, but when it comes down to it, obviously, I'm not gonna win against either one of you, but for me, it does come down to a personal... If I'm gonna be in 2nd place anyways, I'd rather give 1st place to someone I actually like, you know, and I would very much appreciate... I mean, you saving me would mean the world to me. Natalie hasn't done anything for me in this game. Natalie, every chance she's had, has tried to give me advice to screw me. "You should keep keep Ronnie. Even though it's not the best decision for you, it's the best decision for 'us.'"

Kevin: mm hmm

Michele: Like, she was giving me advice like that throughout the game...

Kevin: mm hmm

Michele: And in this situation, she's giving you advice to take me out?

Kevin: mm hmm

Michele: She's giving you advice that's best for her, but not best for you.

Kevin: mm hmm. mm hmm.

Michele: So she does that a lot..

Kevin: I know.

Michele: ..and people listen to her for some stupid reason. Umm.. strong people don't...

Kevin: no.

Michele: ...so I just hope you're strong enough to make the decision. Yes, you're gonna piss off a friend, but, when it comes down to it, it's about money, and Natalie's seeing the big bucks...

Kevin: mm hmm

Michele: ..and she's not

Kevin: Well, I made a decision, when it was tipping towards you or Jeff, to go, I was the one that wanted really Jeff to go, because he was coming after me, so it was more selfish for me to get Jeff out, whereas she wanted you to get out.

Michele: mm hmm

Kevin: But I was HoH, so I was like... You know, she did respect that, and so the card she's playing now is, "well, remember when you were HoH, and I really wanted something to happen, but I let your choice happen?" She's doing that now. She's like, now I know what you probably would've done, but what I want is this...

***Umm.. ok, but Michele won Veto, so she wasn't an option.

Michele: Yeah, ok, but if you do what she wants this week, well, in a couple days from now, you may not even make it to the final 2.

Kevin: I know...

Michele: You know how pissed off you're gonna be at yourself, if you listen to her, and then you're not even in the final two? That's what you have to think about.

Kevin: I mean, my ideal scenario (please note the open body language->) would be you, cuz I think I can win phase 1 probably..

Michele: mm hmm

Kevin: Cuz I will lose a limb (to win it). But it's the question round that I need someone stronger than Natalie to knock the b-tch out.

Michele: mm hmm

Kevin: And then, you and I can duke it out in the final round.

Michele: yeah.

Kevin: But the part that I'm like, oh my God, I don't know, is, you're gonna be like muhuhahahahaha, and like...

Michele: (dead pan) No, there's no muhuahahaha moment.

Kevin: I don't know.

Michele: Seriously, the persons I've burned in this game has been anyone in the Ronnie alliance. I've burned Jessie, I've burned Natalie, I've burned Chima. It's just, I had a vendetta against everyone in that alliance, because they brought me into a fake alliance, and you know, they had their fun with me...

Kevin: (nods)

Michele: I've wanted every single person in that alliance to go.

Kevin: mm hm

Michele: You were not part of that alliance.

Kevin: mm hmm

Michele: You're clean in my book, and I've liked you as a person since day one. Unfortunately, because of different lines drawn in the sand, and this and that, I felt like we were really never on the same side...

Kevin: yeah.

Michele: ..but had the lines been drawn up differently, I think we would've been close.

Kevin: And I know you probably were thinking that I was being fake and phony prior to the veto competition, but I was genuinely trying to feel out which one of you is more on board, like with anti-Natalie team.. Cuz in my mind, I was thinking, I'm going home..

Michele: yeah

Kevin: ...but I was thinking a couple things. One, it would be nice to have a backup plan. But 2, if I win veto, I know, after I win veto, everything everybody's telling me will be fake, because everybody's gonna tell me what I wanna hear, so what I wanted to do was prior to it, be like...

Michele: Oh, feel me out, because then we coulda been like I'll throw the veto for you or something like that?

Kevin: Well, no, like...

Michele: For me, like, this was the best case scenario, because like, had we struck a deal, I woulda definitely taken out Jordan, but for me, this is like morally hard cuz that woulda been like a real backstab, but...

Kevin: right...

Michele: ..but it would've been the best decision for me, because she would not be able to help me out in HoH or whatever. It woulda just been like I was carrying her on my back.

Kevin: Right, right... The thing is, yeah, if I keep Jordan, it's gonna be 100% on me...

Michele: yeah

Kevin: ...to execute this plan. Ya know?

Michele breaks down the jury votes...

Michele: Yeah, and that's putting a lot on the line. You know you will win against me. I've got... You're gonna get Jessie's vote. Jessie dislikes me a lot more than you.

Kevin: mm hmm

Michele: You're gonna get Lydia's vote. I voted her out of the house.

Kevin: mm hmm

Michele: Russell? Russell I burned pretty badly. He knows we had a fake final 2. You won bonus points with him. So you've got 3 people there... Umm.. if Natalie has to choose between me n you, she's gonna pick you. She hates me. So you've got 4 votes there. Probably, the only votes I'll get are like Jordan and Jeff.

Kevin: mm hmm.

Michele: That's it.

Kevin: Well, it might be a toss up. I think you might get Natalie's, cuz she's soooooo angry.

Michele: No. Are you kidding? She'll be back there with Jessie and everyone and be like, 'oh yeah, f-ck Michele.' Cuz deep down, that's what she thinks of Michele. We've never... Never gotten along. The only time we had a fake friendship was Ronnie made sure that we became friends again.

Kevin: Ew.

Michele: Yeah, ew, exactly. Ronnie was very interested in us making up/out.. from day one.

Kevin: All I know is I have a f-cking headache from all this.

Michele: I know. I know. I'm like, go to sleep, but, I donno... You gotta think this way. You have higher odds of making it to the final 2. Otherwise, maybe... We haven't seen Natalie like really play. We don't know what she's capable of.

Kevin: I know!

Michele: You don't want her to bring out the big guns and boom, you're out.

Kevin: I know.

Michele: You're so close, and then to not have anything...

Kevin: And what if it's some weird endurance, like hanging bullsh-t again? There's no chance for me.

Michele: mm hm

Kevin: It would be so the question round that I would need help on

Michele: mm hmm

Kevin: and I'm like, oh no... I wish we'd worked together more, cuz like, Natalie's on the freak out mode now.

Michele: Yeah, because she was saying all this bs about how she didn't want you, and in her ideal world it would've been great it it was me and Jordan. She thinks she can beat me, so she feels like, yayyy , and then all she has to do is pick Jordan, and it's happily ever after for Natalie.

Kevin: I know that she... See, I don't know how you girls thought that I had something so secure with Natalie, because when B-tch had...

Michele: I didn't. I never thought that. I was just tryin to lay low, and just like, see whatever the f-ck happened, because I felt like everyone was just saying bs to everyone, and I just wante dto stay out of everything. Especially with the whole nomination show? I was just like, woah, wtf is this bs, so...

Kevin: yeah

Michele: I was just like, i don't know what you guys are trying to pull..

Kevin: She says she did that to get in your head.

Michele: Yeah

Kevin: But like that's why, in the jacuzzi, right after pandora's box, I was like, "girls!" She betrayed me. She gave up the right to play. If she was on my team, it was supposed to be 2 against 2, 1 and a half, right?

Michele: yeah.

Kevin: And she ga--.. I was afraid. I said, Natalie, are you gonna like f-cking screw me and not try on the pov?

Michele: mm hmm

Kevin: So secretly, I wished she never won HoH.. Did you notice? During that competition, I wasn't like Yeah!!!!

Michele: yeah.

Kevin: I was kinda like, yay, but like, not too much, because I knew if she won HoH, she wouldn't try on the pov, so then I told her. I said, 'girl, you better try on that pov," and she's like, "oh, I'm gonna give it 100%. I'm gonna give it 100%." I said, it better be 100 and not 95. So what's the 1st thing she does? She gives 0%. She just gives up her pov and screws me, turns the odds...

Michele: I was like, what is this bs? This is so fake. You're just trying to court us, so we both wanna take you to the final 2 together.

Kevin: I don't know what the f-ck that was. So that's why I was like...

Michele: There was just so much bs, I was like, I'm not making deals with anyone, cuz everyone's like..

Kevin: right.

Michele: I was like, for sure, you 2 are final 2, and this is just a whole bunch of bs to f-ck me. I was just like, whatever.

Kevin: yup. Well, at this point it doesn't matter. I don't give a f-ck who says what to anybody. I told Jordan too, 'cause I talked to Jordan too. I said, Jordan, I don't give a f-ck if you tell Natalie and Michele anything we say, cuz at this point, don't matter! It all comes down to winning. I'm going to win. At this point, I'm thinking it's all on me.

Michele: Yeah. Well, I mean at this point... You just gotta think of it this way: you bring Natalie to the end with you, if you have a choice, not going to win. You are not going to win. She's got it.

Kevin: mm hmm

Michele: You know, and...

Kevin: I know. But then it's like, do I.. I don't know...

Michele: I know. It's me or Jordan, but...

Kevin: And then if I f-ck over Natalie, do I believe Natalie has won enough times to convince the jury, and two, what I'm concerned is, she's gonna... They become a force, you know?

Michele: I don't know. Jessie spent a lot of time not with her, and she says that she pissed him off in his goodbye message...

Kevin: I don't believe that bs.

Michele: I don't believe it either.

Kevin: She keeps telling me that, and I'm like, of course you can, cuz I can't prove it. You know?

Michele: mm hmm

Kevin: ...and she keeps telling me that, because she knows that she has Jessie's vote, but also, too, that if she gets into the jury, she can use him to get Russell and Lydia and Jeff...

Michele: mm hmm

Kevin: ...and anybody else on board that she needs to.

Michele: mm hmm

Kevin: It's just... uuughh... That's why it would be ideal if I had somebody on board with me who was on the anti Natalie team. That way I could be like, here, hehe, the blood's on your hands. hehehehehe.

Michele: Yeah.. but if you send me into the pack of wolves, no one's gonna.. Everyone's gonna be just like, whatever... If you send Jordan, she's anti-Natalie, you may have a better shot, because people believe her. I'm just.. I seem bitter against Natalie, so no one's gonna listed to a damn thing I have to say. I don't know. I really don't think Natalie's gonna do any damage, if she goes in there, because there's all that stuff, like as soon as she gets in there, it's gonna be like, discussion time, like questions, like blah blah blah

Kevin: mm hmm

Michele: .. and like, watch the tapes. It's not gonna be like...

Kevin: Well, they're giving 5 days now for America to vote, which either can go good for me or bad. Either it can be 5 days for her to simmer, and like cool down, cuz I'm sure it's on the last day... well... I don't know, but... Hopefully, it'll give her enough time to simmer..

Michele: mm hmm

Kevin: ...or it can backfire, and it gave her enough time to convince the jury why I'm such a douchebag, you know?

***How is it that all of these hardcore BB fans don't ever remember that the person out at final 3 doesn't go into the jury house?!

Michele: mm hmm

Kevin: So like, I don't know if I want to risk it. I don't know.

Michele: Seriously, I really don't see her doing much, because when it comes down to it, all they're going to remember, as much as she can trashtalk you, is who sent them home. If it comes down to me n you, it was me. I sent them all home. I voted them all home. I screwed them all.

Kevin: Well, I sent Jessie home. I sent Jeff home.

Michele: Umm.. I told Jeff to use the power and take out Jessie.

**um. not so much.

Kevin: mm. That's true. Will Jeff corroborate that? Will he acknowledge that?

Michele: He might.

Kevin: Before this whole thng went down, I told you that I do see myself up against you, cuz you.. You do have the villain type..

Michele: Dude, I will wear my devil horns. hehehe

Kevin: hehehe

Michele: During the ceremony tomorrow, my speech was going to be about how I'm a villain, and..

Kevin: Right...

Michele: ..you know, your best shots are against me. I'm a villain. That's it. It comes down to it. I haven't done anything magical, like, in this game. I've won the same number of HoHs as you have. You've won where it's been important. You win that HoH Competition... the next one.. and that's it. Like, you win hands down. Because like, that's the big one, and that's.. It seems like almost everyone who wins that one wins.

Kevin: mm hmm

Michele: But I think, even if, for some reason, you didn't win, and I picked you, everyone would still be like, f'in pissed off at me.

Kevin: mm hmm

Michele: I'm not even sure I have Jeff's vote either, because Jeff and Russell will be talking back and forth with each other, and the stories are not gonna pan out.

Kevin: mm hmm. That's true. I don't know. For some reason, the best time for me to have the clearest thoughts are just before I go to sleep...

Michele: Yeah..

Kevin: Or like, I don't have any distractions, it's just all, it'll all... usually just gets really clear for me. And.. it's like, I kinda regret waiting last minute to decide, because you know how they..

Michele: Well, yeah, you thought you had a couple days...

Kevin: I know. I'm so indecisive.

Michele: Well, again, when I said no to the final 3, on the drunk night? It was because Natalie was there. I didn't wanna take Natalie to the final 3.

Kevin: Yeah.

Michele: That was it. Just so you know. It wasn't that I didn't want you to be in the final 3. It was all about her.

Kevin: I figured that.

Michele: Yeah. And then it was all awkwardness... after that... but you know.. I'm sorry. That girl was never supposed to be here. If only people had listened to me. If only.

Kevin: You think so?

Michele: I wanted to vote her out every week. I was like, let's go.. then nothin'...

Kevin: Wow... She should've gone instead of Lydia. Probably.

Michele: Yeah. We coulda had a "fabulous" final 3.

Both laugh.

Kevin: I don't know...

Michele: Yup. So um, that's it. I mean, again, Natalie needs to be cut off at some point for you to win this game.

Kevin: (worried voice) I know... I know...

Michele: It's just gonna be hard, but you gotta do it, because you wanna win.

Kevin: I know. The question is: Who can help me do that? And then, on top of that... Who do I trust would not screw me?

Michele: Did you ever feel that vibe from Jordan?

Kevin: No, the thing with Jordan is if I do choose her, it would pretty much have to be me that does this... which means the blood is on my hands, the odds are against me...

Michele: mm hmm

Kevin: However, I do trust that if she were to win something, she would... choose me... because ya know.. I don't have a reason to not think she would... but then, ya know how with Jordan you can tell. I mean, I feel like I can tell when she's lying or whatever...

Michele: mm hmm

Kevin: ...and she told me, prior to me having the veto, cuz I asked her... I think I asked her point blank. I was like, hypothetically, if you were to see yourself up against me or Natalie, who do you see yourself winning against?

Michele: mm hmm

Kevin: ...and she was like, I don't think I would win against Natalie, cuz she was thinking that...

Michele: Well, yeah, that's a duh one... I wouldn't win against Natalie, she wouldn't win against Natalie. No one would win against Natalie... but I don't think Jordan was thinking that she would ever have the choice to pick.

Kevin: mm hm. And she told me... She goes, "to be honest, I wanted to take Michele to final 2." I was like, Oh! She was all, "yeah, prior to the veto, it was gonna be me and Michele, and um, we were gonna get Natalie out together." Which makes sense, because that's why the 3 of you were all hanging out and whatever... and then she's like...

Michele: but see, yeah, that was what she wanted, and to me, that didn't make any sense to me, because that put it all on me. That was like a no win situation for me.

Kevin: I know. Whoever Jordan's with, it puts it all on the other person.

Michele: Yeah. Which is how Jordan's gotten this far in the first place...

Kevin: And then the whole equation of... Natalie doesn't even want to entertain the idea of keeping you. Like there's not a single angle I can work on her... Like... not a single angle.

Michele: ..but you don't need to. It's just like, the whole point is for you to beat her. Or me to beat her. You don't need to convince her. She's gonna have like a sh-t fit.

Kevin: mm hmm

Michele: It's gonna happen. Unfortunately, she's gonna be in the house a bit longer than if you just outed her at the final 3, but...

Kevin: mm hmm

Michele: ...it's just bad news, if she, for some reason, wins. It's over for you.

Kevin: I know. And then on top of that, I have the pressure of knowing that I'm ending someone's hope or dream, cuz now it's...

Michele: I know.

Kevin: I dunno. It was easy with Jeff.

Michele: Cuz he pissed you off? And he's such a threat...

Kevin: I had the sense he was after me, and you know, that sorta stuff..

Michele: mm hmm

Kevin: Whereas, for both you and Jordan, I've never had that sense that you were "after me." You know? I had the sense that you weren't on my "team."

Michele: mm hmm

Kevin: I've had that sens efor both of you, but never like, after you... So...

Michele: I know. If you have to think about it. You'd win against either of us, but who is definitely gonna protect your back, in case you can't come through 100% ?

Kevin: mm hmm

Michele: Ya know, ideal world is both of us against each other... Then it doesn't f'in matter, right?

Kevin: mm hmm. Yeah. Ideal world would be, you would knock the b-tch out, and then...

Michele: That leaves a lot to chance though, still, because what if she beats me, then boom.

Kevin: The ideal, ideal world is like, prior to Veto, you're like, I need to get Natalie out, and then you won veto, and then we're like Team Get Natalie Out...

Michele: I know... I know... I'm just like, no, I waited too long to do this, but I was just like, oh my goodness, I don't, like, cuz I spend so much time with Jordan, it's really hard for me to be like, ok, set up a deal, and then.. For me, it's easier not to tell lies, if like, I haven't dont the things that I'm going to lie about...

Kevin: mm hmm

Michele: ..even though I'm thinking about doing them.

Kevin: Right.

Michele: I'm a horrible liar. Like... the worst liar whatsoever, so...

Kevin: right.

Michele: For me, it was just like, much easier to be like, ok, "I don't have a deal with Kevin and, uh, we're going to get Kevin out. Yay. "

Kevin: Yeah

Michele: But... I'm sorry. I'm sorry I didn't approach you earlier.

Kevin: No, it's ok. At the time I kinda figured. If I were you, I would probably do the same thing.

Michele: Yeah. And I mean, with me, like it's really hard to get psyched up to win something that means you're sending someone home. So for me to get psyched up, I have to be all I hate Kevin, I hate everyone in this house, I have to win this b-tch.

Kevin: I know.

Michele: Which is just bizarro, but it totally worked when i did it with Jeff, so I was just like, Oh, it's gotta work again. Cuz I was like, mad.

Kevin: Maybe I should try that one.

Michele: You won without it, so... Most embarrassing day ever when I have to watch the tapes of that Veto Competition. That was so bad.

Kevin: Why?

Michele: When i had it lined up all perfectly, and then I put it on the stack, and I'm like, what?!

Kevin: Oh, you did it horizontally?

Michele: Yeah. I lined them all up, and when I put them on the stack, one of them was rotated or something, so then I took them all off...

Kevin: uuugh

Michele: ...and it was all messed up.

Kevin: Did they let you stack up next to the thing?

Michele: No, they were like no...

Kevin: Cuz I was gonna do that too. THen when I heard them say no to you, I was like, oh crap, I can't do that.

Michele: Yeah. Excatly. They yelled at me. I was like, (intakes breath) crap, you threw me off.

Kevin: Yeah. Oh! SO the stacking I heard was you throwing the blocks on the floor.

Michele: mm hmm

Kevin: Cuz I heard you go boom boom boom...

Michele: No, I had them all lined up. Then I put them on.

Kevin: Oh, ok.

Michele: Really fast. But whatever. Veto comp. over. No more questions about that. Please.

Kevin: I know.. They're gonna show it tomorrow.

Michele: Well anyways, I don't wanna take up..

BB: Kevin, please go to the diary room. (fyi, the time is now 12:30am)

Michele wraps it up...

Michele: ..but you know. If you wanna keep me here, I will take you 100%. There is no bullsh-t. There is no lying.

Kevin: mm hmm

Michele: I will take you.

Kevin: mm hm

Michele: There is not a chance for Natalie in hell. I will fight. I will not, like, lay down. I will fight for us to be in the final 2 together.

Kevin: mm hmm

Michele: ..and I'm completely fine with 2nd place. Does not bother me whatsoever.

Cam 1 cuts to show Natalie's on her way up the stairs to HoH. Audio stays on Michele and Kevin.

Kevin: mm hmm

Michele: ..and you know some dirt on me. I'm not gonna win.

Kevin: No, I don't have dirt on you.

Michele: Dude, I've done some dirty things.

Kevin: Thanks for being patient with me. I know it sucks for you, but I, just I...

Michele: noo...

Kevin: It's such a big decision.

Natalie opens the door.

Kevin: ...but I'll let you know tomorrow.
Michele: Ok, cool. (she heads out the door) Thanks Kev.

Michele goes back downstairs.

Natalie: They just called you to the diary room.

Kevin: Plans changed.

Natalie makes as if to play punch him. He giggles.

Natalie: Dude, I was in there forever. If you f-ck me, Kevin...

Kevin leaves.

Natalie: Come back up when you're done.

Natalie paces around her room and audibly growls and grunts a bit before opening the door and calls down to Kevin, who's just passing through the living room, en route to the DR.

Natalie: I'm getting my butter knife ready.

Kevin: Huh?

Natalie: Did you hear me?

Kevin: What?

Natalie: Yeah, you know you heard me. (burps and comes back down the stairs)

CUT TO:

12:34am BBT

Pool Room

Cam 1

Michele & Jordan

They have a perfectly lovely exchange. It's quite pleasant. If you'd like to watch it on flashback, you'll likely enjoy it. The best view is on Cam 1, and it last s a good 45 minutes....

***I've got to move on to when Kevin gets out of the DR and he and Natalie talk...

CUT TO:

1:30am BBT

HoH Room

Kevin & Natalie

Cams 3 & 4

Kevin: I have a f'ing headache, Natalie, and I swear to God, it's huge.
Natalie: Start spillin' it. I don't care about your headache.

Kevin rolls over, moans a little...

Kevin: What? Where should I start? With Michele coming talking to me?

Natalie: No. 1st Jordan, cuz she was first.

Kevin: I haven't told you what Jordan said!?

Natalie: No.

Kevin: I haven't told you any of it??

Natalie: Nothing.

Kevin: Oh...

Natalie: After Jordan, I got called. Remember? We came up here and I got called... Then Michele came in. Then you went to DR.

Kevin: Got it... OK, B-tch does not believe me. Not believe, but she's so untrusting of me.

Natalie: What'd you tell her?

Kevin: First of all, I asked her, do you have a final 2 deal with Natalie. So she was like.. uh uh uh uh uh, She's like, "no, not really. We just committed to watch each other's back." So I was like, well...

Natalie: Which is kinda true, but it was more me committing to her, not her committing to me...

Kevin: Ok. So then I was like, well you understand I have a huge decision between you and Michele, blah blah blah, but um.. um... oh, no no. It started off, we were in the splash room, and I said hey I wanna talk to you, and she said, "Before you say anything, I have a ton of things I wanna tell you." So then, B-tch just went on and on, and I was like, well, do you wanna go into the green room?

Natalie: What'd she say?

Kevin: She had like... When I went into the splash room, she was awake in the bed, so she'd been thinking about it.

Natalie: (laughing) Yeah, she's going crazy.

Kevin: And the sh-t she was saying, it just wasn't like.. She was like, "I just want you to know that me n Jeff, although we were together, he ultimately was going to betray me, because he was gonna kiss me, but he didn't kiss me unless I was.. unless I went home and show me he didn't have the money, and I don't want you to think I'm upset with you, because Jeff went home, because it has really nothing to do with it," and she's like, "and honestly, if Michele's talking to you," and she goes, "also I want you to know that also I'm being honest with you right now." And this is me saying nothing! And she was all, "I want you to know that Michele told me that before the veto, you came up and offered her final 2, because you just wanted a security blanket, in case you lost."

Natalie: ...and bitch (Michele) did say that, obviously..
Kevin: ...and she was like, "so that just showed me that you just try to create a backup plan, instead of what's true, so I don't know.." So she goes, "Every time I had a chance to talk to you, I didn't know if it was just a backup plan, or if it was the truth, and..." ... And I was like, ok, b-tch. Hurry the f-ck up.

Natalie: hehe

Kevin goes on telling Natalie about his conversation with Jordan for another few minutes... I strongly encourage you to watch this entire exchange, including what he tells her about his conversation with Michele, and Natalie's subsequent threats and freak out on flashback.

It's now 9:36am BBT, and I really don't know how much longer BB's going to let them all sleep...

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