It's "Literally" Late night w/Lessa!
Anyone else ready to create a "Literally" drinking game? INORITE?
So, today, I checked in periodically, and saw that Annie's at it again - losing her stuff then playing the victim every other minute of the day - even threatening to quit the show, take her toys and go home. Oh, BB, how do I love thee....let me count the ways... (1 1000, 2 1000, 3 1000... Name that movie!)
So, as we check in at the magical Lessa Hour, feeds 1/2 are on the have not room, where Kathy and Ragan sit on their beds, chatting occasionally, and Brandon is finishing up the dinner he made for everyone - and it looks fantastic. Even the stuffed peppers - which I haven't had since I was a kid. Brandon can cook for me anytime - especially shirtless. Hee.
And just in time for late night? ALCOHOL! WHOOO! Of course, it's only 1 bottle of wine and a few beers, so they're complaining it's not enough.
Feed 1/2 - Lane goes to check on Annie who's on the hammock.
Annie: I don't want to be around her. They were yelling at me for sleeping - I was meditating.
He offers her a glass of wine, and will bring it to her.
Feeds 3/4 - where Kristen was laying in the cabana room (not sleeping! she yelled), Hayden checks in there, and the topic of convo is, of course, Annie's meltdown. Andrew joins and teases Kristen about sleeping, then on to his little outburst with Lane..
Andrew: I hope you're good friends with Lane, I hope you are, he likes to push people's buttons by being sarcastic. He says things, continues the conversation, and then when you say I didn't say that... I'll talk to you later...
Rachel comes in and offers beers...
Meanwhile, at 11:06 - Lane joins Annie on the hammock - or he was gonna, instead he decides to play beanbag toss with Britney, Monet and Matt.
Andrew mimes that he'll go upstairs and talk to Hayden later, and leaves Lane and Kristen alone - and they both start chuckling quietly and shaking their heads.
Hayden: I'm worried about him. Little things like that...
Kristen: It's up to him to pull his end - if he doesn't, see you later
Hayden: I have a couple theories I want to talk to you about. I'm just thinking... I hate doing it in here. I've wanted to talk to you all day. I dunno if you feel that way
Kristen: I do, I do.
Hayden: I feel weird.
Kristen: Yeah. I don't think anyone knows we're together.. I think we've been doing a good job.
Hayden: I like to think so!
Kristen: Should we talk in your room later on?
Hayden: Yeah, I think people will go to bed early tonight.
Kristen: Someone'll be up there with us.
Hayden teases her about leaving him alone with people he doesn't want to talk too...
Kristen: There's always going to be situations like that sometimes
Hayden: I been dealing with that all week!
Kristen: I was like - if you want a chance in this house, you have to talk to everyone, instead of fishtailing from person to person, because it makes a bigger lie
Hayden: I think she's caught in a lie, that's why..
Kristen: That proves my point. If there's people on the fence by Thursday, I'll be willing to say I told her.
Andrew joins again and gives a "where everyone's at" update.
Hayden: I don't think he's doing anything intentionally.
Kristen: He does that to everyone.
Andrew: I'm trying to get used to it..
Hayden: You have to relax. We're sticking our necks out for you. Zero attention.
Andrew: That's why I nipped it in the bud, right there... I just don't know how close you are.
Hayden: I think we're getting closer, but if you and him aren't.. that's bad... he's strong.
Andrew: Yeah, people are talking... Annie's trying to get votes, and she says you guys have a thing..
Hayden: We don't.. She has 57 alliances and lied to my face.
Andrew: Yeah, she's saying anything now.. Do you think he's coming after you?
Hayden: He may, or may not - but Annie and Brendon are way more dangerous than Rachel and Brendon
Andrew: If you keep Annie in the house, will they even be friends?
Hayden: She has to go. She'll be pissed at me. I'd rather Rachel be pissed than Annie.
Andrew: Annie would be pissed at Brendon.
Hayden: She'd put me up against Brendon.
Andrew: I'm just worried about them two ganging up on you... that's the only thing. But if you're good, we're good.
Kristen: They're not a dangerous duo...
Andrew: Oh ok, Annie is a better game player, ok, I got you..
And he leaves - and they chuckle again...
Kristen: He's so HARMLESS
Hayden: I like him - it's just like he has no CLUE...
Kristen: So have you and Lane been talking a lot?
Hayden: Playing pool a lot. I think Annie for sure has Lane's vote - unless he thinks she's going and votes with the house
Kristen: I think you're right.
Hayden: He's hard to read... You're hard to read.
Kristen: He's hardest, next to me. I'm not around you, though..
Hayden: Sometimes... I know you're telling me what you're thinking, but sometimes your non-verbal communication, I don't get it. I do sometimes..
Kristen: I think you get it.
Brandon peeks in, offers food, bows out again.
Kristen: I think if anyone has a clue about it, it's him and Rachel.
Hayden: Yeah, I think they're sort of in the loop - it's a bad thing, and a good thing
Kristen: Good short term, bad long term.
Hayden: What if it's Brandon and Rachel? Hear me out - once they were put up together, after knowing each other for four days, she would pull him off. What if... the whole showmance thing is kind of a ploy... so they get more alone time?
Kristen: Possible, but I don't think..
Hayden: You could tell they were kind of close before they went on the block, but after? They're like THAT... Maybe the only way off the block was to help each other...
Kristen: it's possible, but I just don't think so...
Hayden: I talked to Ragan today - he told me who he thought was genuine and whatever, we had a good talk. It was good.
On camps 1/2 Ragan, Andrew and Matt are chatting.
Britney checks on the fish in the cabana room, invites Kristen and Hayden to the hot tub and leaves.
Kristen: I don't trust her.
Hayden: She needs to go, asap.
Kristen: If I get HOH next week, it's definitely her..
Lane checks in...
Lane: What are you doing in here alone?
Kristen: Drinkin my hieny..
Lane: I have a beer outside! (leaves)
Hayden: Who are you putting up next to Britney?
Kristen: Monet - because Britney would definitely go home.
Hayden: Yeah, and no chance that Britney would win the veto..
Kristen: It's perfect - and if Andrew wins? I think that we should tell him to do that too, it wouldn't create any waves for him, for anyone.
Hayden: Yeah, it's a good move.
Kristen: Lane do you think I'm a weirdo?
Lane: Is that rhetorical?
Hayden: I was just telling her I thought so.
Lane: Am I a weirdo?
Kristen: You didn't answer my question.
Lane: You're weird, but not a bad weird, a surprise weird. You're not like other women - that's a good thing, a really good thing. I feel like... you could put washer fluid in your car. Can you change a tire?
Kristen: I know how, but I've never had too. I'm the type of girl who would never ask for directions...
11:30pm - let's check in on the have not room...
Ragan: It doesn't have anything to do with this.. just...
Ragan: Yeah. I'm sure I'll be fine in the morning.
Matt: The days we don't do anything, drag. They're the worst
Andrew: Still want to get married after this! So... any single Jewish girls?! And we got a fresh gay guy here, and a Jewish guy...
Monet and Britney in the hot tub
perv cam alert!
They're whispering though, hard to hear. BB turns the mic up and almost blows my eardrums... and still can't hear them well. I think they're talking about Brendon needing to go - that he's too strong.
Meanwhile, Lane is talking about his thing with Andrew.
Lane: I tried to get him to calm down enough so I could tell him I was joking!
They switch to talking about who got "tv time" today. Then more on Andrew, and back to Annie. Naturally. Matt joins, too.
Lane: I told her, you know, keep your cool, it'll look better for you, but she's like, just ready to leave, and I told her there's just nothing I can do for you then. I'll be in your shoes eventually. I told her to fight to the end... that's why she's here - but if Rachel did do it? It's her game. Probably the only game she has.
Andrew peeks in and says goodnight, and wanders off again.
Matt: Do people even bother you now, now that you're really done?
Hayden: Well, yeah, a little. People come up like I'm gonna tell them how to vote.. Annie came up.. I thought after the last it'd be like, relief...
Lane wanders off again, heading outside.
Hayden: What's your take?
Matt: They're doing what they think they need to do.. it's all BS...
Hayden: I just wish I knew what happened...
Kristen: It didn't happen.
Matt: What I heard, from the horses mouths, is two different stories...
Kristen: If I was one of them, and knew the other was straight up lying, I'd be freaking out!
Matt: Here's the thing: Annie was gonna flip - Brendon took her to the room and calmed her down. It's very possible they planned it out, and said hey, Rachel piss her off, I'll calm her down.. I don't believe any of it, they could have planned it. There's little truths to everything? But... whatever... made for good live feed drama. Dude, why would you not?
Kristen: I'd call her out right in front of everyone!
Britney's holding court...
Britney's talking about what she requested for her HOH basket with everyone.
Back in the Cabana Room, talks turn to the fish -and whether it was freshwater or saltwater - Kristen tastes the water and gets a "Stop that!"
Then feeds 1/2 flip to Brendon and Rachel cleaning up the kitchen.
--Lessa - They cooked! Why isn't someone else cleaning up?!?
They run to tease the Cabana crew about the 'Stop that!' calling for a hand check, then offer to split one of the last beers - and Hayden compliments Matt on the beanbag game.
Brendon & Rachel join Matt & Hayden in the Cabana Room.
Brendon: Cheers! To a drama free house.
BB: Britney, please come to the DR.
Cabana Room is chatting about the schedule and such. They hope for endurance already
--Not gonna happen, yet. week 4 at the earliest.
11:55 - Checking in with the Patio crew (Annie, Lane, Enzo, Monet, Kathy) - the talk is chili cook-offs and the way cowboys eat.
Monet: You gotta get the big belt buckle! And boots! And a hat!
Talk turns to accents, and the like.
Backyard - Couch
Topic: 1st kisses and girlfriends, and Britney keeps interrupting.
Lane: Is this your story? They ask me to tell a story and you come on out here..
Monet: Tell your story!
Lane: So she moved away, and then me and this girl were talking at a house party, and it was 15 years later and we met again! The little Sh*thead... She was hot too!
Enzo: Did ya F* her?
Lane: No, she just got married. I was trying to get them to break up, but I messed up and slept with her cousin...
Monet: You're a lost cause!
Enzo: You didn't do anything!
Britney: Yeah he did! Her COUSIN.
Monet: Annie, tell a story!
Annie: Britney, you tell one.
Enzo: Annie's ready to beat someone up, that's her story!
Britney: are you feeling better?
Annie: No. I'm still going home. Would you be better? No.
Britney: Better than when you said you were gonna slit throats...
Annie: Yeah. I just can't wait for you guys to see it.
Enzo: I can't wait for your speech.
Annie: It'll be a good one. And watch out, Monet. He's coming after you.
Monet: I know. He already was.
Annie: He could have won this thing... He's an ass and an idiot for taking her along.
Britney: Wait... I thought he was the one talking to you after..
Annie: No, i pulled him aside and..
Annie: He was the target. It's a huge mistake to keep them together. You're gonna kick out the most hated person in the house, and you're gonna keep the strongest alliance?! Others are forming, but they're a known fact, and you're gonna keep them together...
Everyone else: (...crickets...)
Annie: I have three people. I need six.
Britney: Who's your three?
Annie: I don't want to say. They asked me not too. I would kiss anyone's ass to stay. People can be making sweet deals...
...And she's managed to totally silence the backyard crew. Enzo isn't even talking! Wow.
Hayden, Rachel, Brendon, Kristen
Hayden: I heard both sides. Don't even worry about it.
Rachel: There aren't two sides! She's..
Brendon: Don't even let it bother you, you know..
Rachel: I didn't do anything.
Brendon: Exactly. So let it be.
Rachel: She came in here, like, Rachel, can I talk to you? In the kitchen, she was like, why do you hate me? And I said, I don't hate you, we're both in the same position, and she said something like whatever? And then I came back here - and I wasn't gone even three minutes!
Kristen: Three minutes, tops
Rachel: I didn't give her a look, or say anything. Nothing. She's been up on the block for a day - I've been in this situation a week and a half!
Brendon: What happens on Thursday is gonna happen, so, you know...
Hayden: The ball's already in motion.
Rachel: I don't like people who make up lies...
Brendon: You just gotta remember where you're at...
Rachel: I know.
Hayden heads out, Matt comes back in...
12:24 am BBT
Annie, Britney, Monet, Enzo, Lane
Annie is talking crap about Brendon again, to Britney and the backyard crew...
Annie: I don't want anything to do with the kid. I told him I hated him. The reason I'm even here is because he made a deal to keep Rachel.
Monet: Why would Matt go with Rachel? I've never even see them talk.
Annie: POV, she was second. If Brendon wouldn't have won, she would have.
Britney: So would Andrew, if he hadn't switched them around.
Annie: Yeah, but...
Annie: I loved him at the time because of his personality... at the time, but game-wise? Why would I ever want to align with him? He had a target on his back! That would have been stupid!
Britney: I don't think Matt is with Rachel at all. He's said a zillion times he will do what Hayden wants.
Annie: They don't want to upset the HOH. Most of the people want to do what Hayden wants to do. My fate is in his hands, and unfortunately he didn't see what Crazy did. All I can do is be myself and tell him it's smarter to keep me, which it is, but it's up to him.
Enzo: So, it's now his vote? He had to put two people up, then a third, and now he controls the vote?
Monet: and now this!
Monet: No one's talked game to me at all..
Britney: Me neither..
Annie: I talked to you boy, didn't I? In HOH?
Monet: Today, I mean.
Annie: Today, I didn't talk much.
--Lessa: Really? then why is my hand tired?! hahaha.
Annie: I just don't want to ram it down people's throats - I know it's annoying and you'll be here at some point and know it's what you have to do... I just didn't want to ram it down all day..
Britney: You made your case, and say what you..
Annie: I had people understanding, I was having a normal day! Then she saw me having a normal day and she got scared. She doesn't have to play the game, she has Brandon to do it for her! So she saw I was getting somewhere, and did something to get me to blow my top, and kudos to her. It worked. And then she went crying to make it sound like I attacked her. It's ridiculous.
Britney: You know for sure they'd come after Monet?
Annie: For sure.
Monet: I don't get that...
Britney: No matter what, Brendon's gonna be here next week, period. So.
Enzo: Hey, it all comes down to the HOH.
Annie: Hayden can't play, and that's why he's keeping her here, because he's scared that Brendon will win. This one is gonna be mental.
Enzo: Yeah... before and after, or true-false, something like that.
...digging deeper on Brendon...
Enzo: And he's not who he says he is.. with his job, right?
Annie: I don't want to put it out there..
Monet: Why would it matter what his job is? Why would he need to lie about that?
Britney: Is he an engineer or something?
Annie: He's very very smart
Lane: Is he gonna build a robot out here? What's it matter?
Monet: It just makes him look shady.
Annie: He's freakin' smart as hell.
Britney: I'm not gonna go and say anything, I just thought his career path sounded...
Britney: ...strange when he said it.
Annie: I just hate the cocky attitude, he thinks he has this in the bag.
Lane: from "understanding"
Monet: He got lucky. The two letters he needed were in the last pinata. Other than that, he would have lost.
Enzo: He'd've been on his way home. He has a huge target on his back, Showmance, alliance, and he was by the door with the lock - that's the reason Hayden put him up. People forget things and you have to remember. And BB would pick someone cunning, smart. It adds up. Who knows.
Lane: Looks like he's just sabotaging himself!
Enzo: That's what I'm saying! He was about to go home if he didn't get 2 letters! I should have just put saboteur...
Lane: With an arrow!
Lane goes inside.
Annie: And the whole plan was to break that up - why wouldn't you want to break up the obvious alliance?
--Lather... rinse... repeat.
Annie: It just sucks... the one person I trusted as a friend. He could have lied to me and said he'd try and get votes, but no. Have a nice last couple days. Thanks.
Britney: have you been open with Brendon about your life story and stuff?
Britney: probably for the best.
12:42 - lets check in with the cabana crew, for something different.. And I find perv cam eying Kristen's legs. thaaaaaaaank yew perv cam!
Matt: Are your pants are spandex or denim.
Matt: Even your pants are mysterious. I don't even understand your clothes.
Kristen: I'll try to wear more understandable clothes.
Hayden: I can't even stereotype you. It makes me uncomfortable.
It's quiet, and good-natured chatter going on up in there. They talk about one fish that's hanging on by a thread, the others biting him...
Matt: That's the Evel Dick fish...
Kristen: Maybe he won't die..
Hayden: That's optimistic!
In the backyard - Enzo's talking about his eventual exit "I want them to have to escort me out! Put me in a Car! Send me home!"
Annie: Does anyone want to talk about it right after it happens?
Enzo: You been watching! you know more than me! I got knocked out the first week, what do I know?
Kathy: (Laughing) You're crazy!
Enzo: I say it how it is!
Inside - Rachel and Brendon head to bed, leaving Matt/Hayden/Kirsten alone in the cabana room. They pause to check out the sickly fish...
Brendon: Don't do it little guy! Hang on! Don't listen to Matt!
Matt: They should hang out with him a little more... he gets social and has energy!
Kristen: I like the pink and blue one..
Matt: looks like an easter egg...
Around the house...
Bathroom -People are starting to get ready for bed... Brendon brushes his teeth, Matt too. Rachel and Monet are in there too.
Outside - Kathy, Enzo, Annie chat about the competitions, and being without food before the first food comp...
Enzo: I need to be on slop so I'll lose weight!
Kathy: I'll be on your team next time then, so you'll lose...
Hayden and Kristen are alone in the cabana room, as Matt and Lane return outside talking about the fish, once again. Kathy's gonna go try and feed them again...
Rachel comes out to get her blanket and says goodnight. Annie makes a face, Kathy brings it right back to the fish. Kathy goes in to feed them - passing Enzo who's eating another stuffed pepper as a midnight snack.
Cams 3&4 turn to Brendon and Rachel cuddle time before bed.
Matt: I'm not tired, but I should try to sleep.
Britney: I'm tired..
Matt: I'd be tired too if I had your bed.
Britney: I'm not gonna be on your team so I don't lose my bed! You cant have it!
Lane: I'm gonna be against your team, Matt, so you lose!
Britney: Thanks Lane!
Lane: Not to benefit YOU..
Matt: I'll be against ya both, you'll both lose!
Lane: She's been good luck for me so far...
Enzo rejoins the group, belching..
Enzo: Whatever he made, man. I'm a fat F**k. Work out tomorrow. Going to the park and do like three miles. You in?
Matt: Let's go.
Matt: There's so much gay innuendo between us, it could fill a whole show!
Enzo: It'd be funny if that was like a fence, people watching and throwing us food and stuff..
Matt: Monkeys in the zoo, throwing poop...
Britney: I always saw the first week as something ease, getting used to it - but it's been so much harder than I thought it would be...
12:55am BBT (cam 3/4 - makeout time. kiss kiss, heavy breathing, so on, so forth..)
Britney: Do you think that was Andrew's strategy? Sitting out if anyone had too?
Matt: Maybe he's like America's player?
Britney: I'd love that, then we wouldn't have to trust his judgment. At least America would get to vote.. That would be awesome...
Matt: I'd turn it down if I had to do that!
Enzo: I might do it for a week...
Matt: Depends on how the house was going.... Don't vote for me America, I got other things I gotta do!
Enzo: Yeah, me too! Give it to Lane!
Matt: Lane will do it!
***C: I'm having a Mikey/Life Cereal flashback here..
Enzo: He'd f it up - he'd be all hey Matt, it's me... I'm it.
(3/4 - roman hands and rushin fingers - swear they are the noisiest kissers ever.)
Outside: Britney goes to brush her teeth, Matt says he's gonna turn in, Lane and Annie and Enzo follow suit - everyone inside...
Enzo: Where's the Deputy?
Enzo and Lane flop down on the couch in the Cabana room with Hayden and Kristen. Matt comes by and says goodnight, heads to bed. Enzo's got them all giggling in the room. Lane's giggling so hard his face is red... talking about his shirts, and what his friend will have when he comes home.
Hayden: ...and then he goes home and markets it, and makes a million bucks...
Enzo: There she is, the deputy!
Kathy: It's gonna be a long week..
Enzo: Why's that - Whaddayou know? Let us in on it!
Kathy: I don't know nothin'...
Enzo: Gave my lil brother a shoutout. Jackamo. Big body little head, call him littlehead. He's like me but wider with a little head, like beteljuice..
Hayden: Shout out to little head!
Enzo: It's a wrap like chicken!
Hayden: Think he got the live feed?
Enzo: You gotta pay for that?
Enzo: Nah, he ain't got it then. My wife's got it. He could come to my wife's house and watch it there.. he'd do that.
Time to rummage in the kitchen again..
Enzo: Like piranha's up in here!
Hayden: Nothing left? Damn...
(...psst - look up - Enzo ate the last a little while ago. haha.)
In the bathroom:
Enzo: I don't want to use his sh*t and have him say you used my sh*t and then I'd have to give him the face, ya know?
Lane: (laughing) I need to brush my teeth. forget it.
Enzo: I ain't brushing sh** go to bed dirty mouth. HEY! You can't leave food out with me around you know?
Hayden: What do you think, man... what are you thinking right now?
Enzo: Brushing my teeth, because my mouth stinks, then going to bed. It's a wrap, like chicken. Can't wait to see your diary..
Hayden: It's a wrap like chicken, yo.
Annie: Who started that?
Hayden: Who you think?
Enzo: My little bro man, little head.
Annie: Little head?
Enzo: like bataljuice!
Hayden: Bataljuice is better.
Back to the fish.
Enzo: He's got a heart murmur, that fish... they're like, these mofos are the worst houseguests ever! They suck! They should have given us a snake or something, feed them mice...
--Lessa: oh HEYALL NAW. Lessa wouldn't be anywhere NEAR that cam... *shudders*
Hayden, Kristen and Annie are in the cabana room, talking about eating, because they're bored. Monet peeks in and says goodnight, Annie says she'll be in in a minute. On cam 3/4 - Rachel leaves the bed and heads to her own.
Hayden, after giving Enzo a little hell about eating the pepper... then laugh after he goes..
Hayden: I want to meet his wife so bad...
Annie hits her rewind button, starts in on Hayden & Kristen - and Hayden just walks out.
It's same thing over again, Annie's side of the story. Hayden walks back in, Kathy too so that she can put on her socks. It's the same story she told Hayden earlier, so I'm not gonna recap...
So, let's see what's going on in the "Jumanji Jam" on cams 3/4
Enzo: Attend the club Meow Meow!
Then he takes off to stop into the Cabana room , then leaves again, and much laughing from the bedroom when he returns. Then there's a lot of hushhush whispering about the vote - seems they're still up with voting Annie out, no matter her attempts today.
Britney: I don't think she even knows she got put up because she was making so many alliances.. I think she thinks it's something personal.
Hayden walks by to the storage room
Hayden: huuuuuuungry. Gonna make a pizza!
Enzo: ooooooh yeah
Monet: No enzo!
Enzo: I could work out...
Monet: but then you wouldn't sleep...
Enzo: Whatcha got there?
Enzo: You got a whole party set up right there
Hayden: so come join...
General conversations all around now, so I'm gonna call it a night!
- Andrew, Brendon, Rachel & Ragan are all asleep.
- Hayden is making pizza, and hanging in the Cabana Room with Kathy, Kristen & Annie.
- Enzo, Britney, Monet and Lane are chatting in their room, in bed, wanting Monet to tell a story...
Britney: I want Monet to tell a story because she has a lisp with her retainer in!
Sleep tight, Dishers!