Big Brother 12: The Overnight Report
Good Morning, BB Lovers! Happy Friday!
Last night with Matt's HoH win, a whole new game went into play on the live feeds in the Big Brother 12 house. If all goes according to the long awaited plan of the entire house, either Brendon or Rachel will be walking out the door next Thursday, as Matt and the rest of the HGs Bring it On...
Julie called Matt's HoH: the most powerful HoH ever in Big Brother. We know that he'll have the option to open Pandora's Box, and we know that if he does, another Saboteur - Ragan - will be unleashed upon the house. My question is, what will be in Pandora's box? Further, will it actually bestow some extra power upon Matt?
And more... When do Jeff and Jordan arrive to the house??? It's gonna be soon! Will Jeff be doing an Evel Dick style wake up call?? Keep your eyes peeled on the feeds!
While I get to work on the Overnight Report, a fun flashback find for you from the end of Late Night with Lessa:
Go to 12:51am BBT
Britney, Lane & Ragan
Britney is mock talking on her cel phone, ripping on Lane, and completely entertaining Ragan, who really looks like he's as enamored of her as he can be.
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Enzo, Kathy & Lane
Tipsy Lane & Enzo are teasing Kathy at the table and she gives back as good as she gets!
Lane: Answer me this! When did you find out that the 1st one out was gonna be a Have Not?
Kathy: When we went outside.
Lane: Right when we got there, right? So, either, your arms gave out...
Enzo: You had to feel something. I was dyin'.
Kathy: My arms did not give out. I'm not lyin'.
Enzo: No, I'm sayin', did you feel pain in your arms at all.
Lane: Would you have won this challenge, if you stayed?
Kathy: I don't think I would've won it.
Lane: That's not what I wanna hear.
Enzo: You scared me.
Kathy: What do you mean, I scared you?
Enzo: Because I just looked at you, and there was nothing wrong.
Kathy: There wasn't.
Enzo: See.. I was scared.
Lane: So why'd you quit right then?
Kathy: Because! I told you, that...
Lane: What if someone fell before you? You were up there for quite a bit.
***Excuse me? None of you were up there for "quite a bit."
Kathy: No. Wasn't anybody gonna fall before me.
Lane: I felt like fallin'. What're you talkin' about?
Enzo: The 1st spin, I wanted to jump. I was just waitin' for someone to jump.
Lane: Exactly. So.. You're a cop. I'm coppin' you right now. Your story don't check out! (pound the table)
Kathy: Well, you can think whatever you wanna think.
Lane: Do you want lights in your face?
Kathy: Do you wanna phone book upside your head?
Enzo: (cracks up)
Lane: You can't do that. I'm the cop.
Kathy: You got fired.
Enzo: You're doin' a bad job.
Lane: How come?
Kathy: You're doin' a horrible job...
Lane: No, I think I've done a good job and caught you!
Kathy: In what?!
Lane: Boom! Caught you. Red handed. You better defend yourself.
Kathy: You better defend yourself. You're the one up there whining like a b*tch, sayin' I've got to get down.
Enzo: Oh hohohoho!
Kathy 1, Boys 0
This conversation is ongoing, and an oddly entertaining flashback find.
Moving right along...
Ragan has now joined Lane, Kathy and Enzo, and the fantasy of Rachel as wilting flower upon Brendon's demise continues...
Ragan: There are gonna be a lot of theatrics this week.
Kathy: Oh yeah.
Lane: Do you think, if there's a double elimination this week, if he went out the door, Rachel would be almost willing to...
Enzo: Or whoever wins the HoH, if she doesn't win the HoH. I think she's smarter than that...
Ragan: I think it could go either way. I could see her being...
Enzo: I think Rachel's goin' home, I'll tell you the truth.
Lane: Well, either or...
Ragan: Well, if one of them wins the PoV, I think that they'll... Brendon's gonna stay.
Enzo: Brendon's gonna stay.
Kathy: She's already said back there today, that she's not moving to L.A. and she's stayin' in Vegas, so I don't really think she really cares what happens after he leaves, at that point.
Ragan: I can see her going the other way. Or I can see her being more determined.
Enzo: I think she's gonna play. I think she's a competitor.
Kathy: I do too.
Enzo: I don't think she's quittin' by any stretch, and I hope she doesn't quit. I hope she stays and plays.
***Color me touched... and moving forward...
Matt, Brendon, Rachel, Britney
As I enter the room, the talk is of BB11Natalie, and Ragan's list of proofs that she's a lesbian, starting with the wardrobe... As it turns out, this is just a lead in...
Rachel: What do you think of Natalie from BB11?
Britney: Ok, Ragan just said last night for 20 minutes, all the reasons that Natalie's a lesbian, so...
Brendon: And those we hard to dispute.
Britney: I can totally see Annie being bisexual though. I don't think she's a lesbian. She's a bartender in Tampa.
Rachel: That would be like saying, I'm a cocktail waitress in Vegas. That doesn't mean I'm bisexual.
Matt: But it means you have the propensity to be.
Britney: Yeah, you could be.
Rachel: No, I'm not.
Matt: But you have the propensity to be.
Rachel: No, but I don't. How? I'm not into the snatch.
Britney: You don't have to be, but I mean, somebody who's like..
Rachel: To be bisexual, you have to like the snatch.
Matt: Yeah. But if you ever wanted to go down that road, nobody would be shocked.
Rachel: I feel like they would be shocked.
The look on Brendon's face is priceless.
Matt: No... I don't think they would be.
Rachel: I really...
Brendon: If you went down on a girl, yes. If I found out another girl went down on you, I wouldn't be shocked.
(***Brendon's thought bubble: now everyone be quiet while that image dances around in my brain...)
Rachel: You wouldn't?
Britney: Are we talking about girls going down on each other?
Brendon: We're just talking about what we would be shocked by. Hey, I'm being honest. (and so digging this)
Rachel: I thin you're just making up fantasies in your head.
***Ding! Ding! Ding!
Brendon: (laughs.. then fesses up) Touche'... (turning red) However.. I'm being truthful with that. Because of your crazy lifestyle, I feel (choosing words ever so carefully) that you definitely are not attracted to other girls. I think you can find girls sexy, attractive, hot, all of that.. And you can appreciate them, but I don't think you are attracted to them in a sexual manner. However, I could see you (and I'd like to) havin' one night where you and one of your good friends get wasted and she is very much bisexual... aaaaannndddd... Scene!
(Brendon's thought bubble: And when that does happen, please oh please, let me be there to see it.)
Brendon: I might be crazy, but who am I? Just someone who can see the future..
Rachel: Yeah, Brendon. You're just making up dreams of your life that you wish would happen.
This is ongoing and a very funny flashback. I recommend you checking it out. But I've got to move forward! :)
Britney, Matt & Ragan
Brendon and Rachel have finally left the HoH Room, so now it's time to talk about them. Cue, Britney...
Britney: It was awful... And how Brendon basically thinks that if you're in a sorority, you're a gigantic whore bag, and that you just make out with anything and everything if you have alcohol in your body. Like that was pretty much what he said.
Either Ragan or Matt: Wowww...
Britney: Like he could not.. He basically does not believe you that if you're in a sorority, you're not a giant whore.
Ragan: So... starting tomorrow, that's when the theatrics and throwing under the bus starts happening.
Britney: Well, luckily...
Matt: I was tellin' her, like, literally the room was empty, and them two were like, hey, can we talk to you for a minute, and I'm like lookin' out, no one's coming, and I'm like, yes.
Britney: And that's when I walked in.
Matt: And I was lookin at the door, and that's when she walked in.
Ragan: Thank G-d. I don't think it's gonna happen to the two of us, but every...
Britney: No, I think Rachel's mad at me now.
Ragan: Any other person who's not in this room right now, is gonna be every single sinister thing that they can say about them.
Ragan: Lane is evil, Hayden's evil..
Britney: Hayden's evil, Enzo's terrible..
Ragan: It's gonna be...
Britney: I dunno. I kinda think Rachel's pissed off at me now, because of the conversation we just had.
Ragan: Because you wouldn't admit to...
Britney: Because I will not admit to ever having kissed a girl.
Ragan: I just farted.
Matt: That's ok.
Britney: So.. now I'm like majorly judgmental and...
Matt: uhhh... I love seeing the deterioration of the relationship right in front of my eyes.
Britney: I know. That's great.
Matt: The look of disgust on Brendon's face with some of the things she was saying...
Britney: uh huh. And earlier, in the Cabana.. it was just her and me and Kathy.. She was talking about how she doesn't want to move to L.A. Like, how she's not doing it. She's not moving to L.A. They're gonna have a break up.
Ragan: By the way, Matt...
Matt: Yes, Ragan?
Ragan: Unsolicited in the Cabana, Hayden said to me, we need to do everything that we can to win Head of Household next week, because they're going to gun after Matt.
Matt: Oh, he did?
Ragan: Completely unsolicited.
Matt: I was tellin' him, that's a major concern. It's clear obvious they're gonna go after me. They will. So the concern is like, to me, is that I'm gonna take the hit right now, and knock em, space em apart, and everyone's gonna be like, Matt doesn't matter. Matt's just gonna go home anyway, ya know what I mean?
Ragan: It's not gonna happen.
Britney: I don't think so either.
Ragan: We're gonna study sh*t together. We're gonna like,...
Matt: And I'm not saying that in a way like, Oh, I don't know if I should do it. I'm doing it. But, it's with great trepidation..
Britney: No, we have your back.
Matt: It's with great trepidation.. It's with great reservation... Just, the complacency factor..
*** Yes, Matt, excellent performance. You can have your Emmy now.
Talk turns to Jedi training and support for Matt...
Britney: Besides, Brendon and Rachel already told me, in that G-d awful bubble bath, that the person they wanna get rid of in double eviction is Kathy.
Matt/Ragan: Things'll change now.
Matt: Things changed before they even said it. They're full of sh*t. That's just not true.
Britney: Yeah. But if Brendon's gone, it's like you cut the head off the snake.
Matt: Well, au contraire, I loathe spending another minute with Brendon, and this is for you to consider, since I don't have a vote anyways... If the next competition is quiz, Rachel's much better..
Ragan: Rachel's undefeated.
Matt: Brendon's a dumb dumb.
Ragan: Rachel hasn't missed one question.
Britney: You're so right about that, because then if we got double eviction, we could kick out Brendon right then...
Matt: So... that's all you guys, but.. Just something to throw out there.
***And we have Matt's target for eviction: Rachel.
Moving along... So, in case it's not abundantly clear, all over the house last night, where ever Brendon and Rachel weren't, the talk was of getting them out, and which one was the preferred evictee. It's a BB12 HG dream week, finally coming to fruition.
Lane, Matt, Ragan, Britney
After speaking with Enzo and cooking up a plan for a Brigade meet-up in the downstairs bathroom, Lane heads up to HoH to set the plan into motion. Upon arrival, Britney and Matt fill him in on what she had to endure this evening with Brendon and Rachel...
Lane tells them that Brendon and Rachel were fighting in the bathroom... and we go back into the girl on girl make-out drama... After they've sufficiently exhausted the subject, they fill Lane in on the target of the week: Rachel. And the reasoning: She's too strong on the Question/Answer HoHs, and she'll win the next HoH, if she's still in the house.
Lane leaves the HoH at 2:48am, and goes on a mission to distribute the information....
Have Not Room
Lane, Hayden, Kathy, Enzo
And he learns that everyone's already on the same page.
Enzo: I think Rachel should go home.
Hayden: You think?
Kathy: (to Lane) Who do you think? Brendon or Rachel?
Lane: Probably... Ra.. Rachel will go home.
Kathy: That's what I think too.
Enzo: I think so too. She's very talkative.
Kathy: She drives me crazy.
Lane: I can handle Rachel over Brendon. I do not want Brendon here, but... competition wise.. Rachel's better than Brendon.
Enzo: I think so.
Lane: Rachel hasn't missed a question on any...
Enzo: She's smart as sh*t. She like, studies..
Lane: And there's gonna be questions for this next HoH...
Kathy: She's gotta go first. I'm tellin' ya.
Lane: Dumb DoDo aint doin' nothin.
Hayden mimics Brendon on the comp, knees shaking... spasms... then falling to the ground.
Enzo: That's what I'm sayin'.
Following his performance, Hayden and Lane leave the room, sticking Enzo with Kathy. End of meeting.
Enzo & Hayden
Enzo really wants to talk to Matt, alone, without Ragan. He's getting pretty fed up with Ragan's constant presence, to the point of wanting him evicted. Enzo has doubts about where Matt's true loyalties lie when it comes to Ragan....
Talk turns to the Brigade in the Final 4. Also, Enzo thinks that he and Hayden should offer Brendon a secret alliance, for their safety, just in case Brendon wins HoH next week, and to throw him off the scent of the Brigade.
Hayden: The greatest alliance ever assembled.
Enzo: I'm tellin' you, bro. If we win HoH every week for the next 3 weeks, we're done. That's it. We've already got one down. Now the next two weeks, if we win HoH, we're set, man. We're set.
Hayden: So, if we make this secret alliance with Brendon, and you win HoH next week, who are you gonna put up?
Enzo: I'll put up Brendon.
Hayden: Even if we make the alliance with him?
Enzo: If I had an alliance with him, I wont put him up, but I'll try to backdoor him though. I mean, I'll still try to get him the f outta here... But I'll put up.. It depends on who's out there.. Kathy and Ragan. I would like to get Ragan out fast. I wanna backdoor Ragan. I wanna get Ragan out. He's gettin' too close with f'in Matty.
Hayden: Yup. I agree.
Enzo: He's gettin' too close, and plus, he's liked by everybody else.
Hayden: He is. Even I like him.
Enzo: Yeah. And him and Britney are real tight. Gotta get rid of Ragan. Ya feel horrible talking about Ragan to Matty too... That's what I don't like. I said to Matty. I was like, yo, I wanna get rid of Ragan, and he was like, he could help us out. Then he said, the final 6 should be us four, Britney and Ragan.
Hayden: That's what he said?
Enzo: That's what he said. Which, I'm ok with that, but if we get to the final 6, and Ragan or Britney win HoH, whodaf*ck are they puttin' up?
Hayden: Not Matt.
Enzo: Ya know what I mean?
Hayden: I hate saying this, but if we get to final 6, I can see Matt playing Brigade and playing Ragan to get himself to the final 2.
Enzo: Yeah. So we have to get rid of Ragan now.
Hayden: I wouldn't even mind Kathy being in the final 5 or 6...
Enzo: She's the weakest. She's not gonna win HoH.
Hayden: Who do you wanna be standing against?
Enzo: I think Britney, Kathy - we take to the final 6 with us.
Hayden nods his approval. After a few more minutes, Matt makes his way into the Cabana Room and they tell him about their idea for a sub-alliance with Brendon, to cover themselves in the event he does pull out an HoH win. Matt approves of the idea.
Enzo & Matt
Matt: My favorite part is, assuming they don't win PoV, which I don't think they will, so they both stay on the block, and this is gonna be the best part... They're gonna think the whole time... They're gonna isolate themselves. They're gonna go off in the hammock all week, cuz they think it's their last week, or whatever, and the whole time, they're gonna be thinkin' that we're gettin' rid of Brendon. And we're gonna nail Rachel, and they're just gonna be like...
Matt: And they're gonna be just totally..
Enzo: You think Rachel's dumb enough, if she does win the PoV, to use it on Brendon?
Matt: Yeah. Oh yeah. 100%. Which is awesome.
This concludes the Overnight Report. Happy Friday, BB Lovers! :) Today... Nominations are a sure thing. Also, the HGs think they might have some kind of a comp, because the backyard's been locked down and they've been locked inside since the comp ended.
Be on alert for BB11 Jeff's arrival!!!
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