Big Brother 12: The Overnight Report
Good Morning, BB Lovers! Happy Sunday!
Looking at the eBayDailyDeals this morning, I found the perfect gift for the BB12 HGs: a Magnetic Dart Board. They can have a fun new toy... and not kill each other. ;)
While I get to crackin' on the Overnight, here's a funny flashback find to start your day. Suffice it to say, Brendon, Lane and Enzo are no longer masters of their domain. Hayden may be the only guy left in the house who hasn't created his own personal jackshack...
Hayden to Enzo: What time was this? 'Cause I was layin' next to you!
Clicking the pic will get you to the log-in page if you've got the feeds, or to the 3 Day Free Trial, if you need it. Lane, I'll never be able to watch you shower and not wonder again... This conversation goes on for several minutes, transitions briefly into their favorite porn sites, then back to masturbation, relative to porn... Enzo's hysterical.
OK... time to make the donuts. Please refresh this post periodically to see the Overnight go up section by section. My goal this morning is to have it completed by 7am BBT.
Brendon & Rachel
While both chomping on M&Ms and whispering, thereby making it very difficult to her clearly, Rachel's advising Brendon on who he needs to align with and trust once she's gone... It's a delusional fantasy at this point, but it's all they've got, so we'll touch on it...
Rachel: If you guys can break up Ragan and Matt, they're still going to have Lane, Ragan, Britney and Kathy. I know you think it's a joke, but it's a vote. If you can convince Hayden that you're good, I think he'll be on your side. Then Kathy will be on your side too, because Kathy likes Hayden.
Brendon: Are you sure?
Rachel: Totally. She's with him, like 100%. She says she plays "with integrity".. whatever.. Even though she's like that, she genuinely really did like Kristen.
Brendon: Hayden's all, "I don't have anybody. I have Kathy."
Brendon makes a face to show his disbelief...
Rachel: (all business) It's a vote, though.
BB: Houseguests, this is a lockdown. Please go inside and close the sliding glass door.
Rachel: Oooh... You think it's cuz of the concert?
Brendon: Yeah, probably.
Rachel: Saboteur... Help us out. Brendon and I don't wanna go home. Oh, Saboteur, you know it'll be so much more interesting with Brendon and I here.
Rachel and Brendon continue talking until right around 1:30am. They discuss possible alliances for Brendon to make, then some Jedi training, and a massage. Rachel tells Brendon she wants him to at least make it to final 2... It's lights out come 1:30... Cue heavy make out session... If that's your thing, you can catch them going for it in the flashback section of the live feeds, on Cam 1, starting at 1:35am and continuing on for quite a while...
Enzo, Hayden, Matt, Lane
As the Brigade's plan for house domination becomes more of a sure thing in the house, they become more daring in their chosen meeting places. This conversation takes place around the dining table...
Enzo to Hayden: Rachel's gonna quiz us every night. She's givin' us her powers.
Matt: Is that how she phrased it?
While Matt's snide about it, Enzo is impressed with Rachel's game knowledge... even in the way she poses a question.
Enzo: They literally practice every night. Every night. And they wanna give us their powers. I think it's good.. Refresh it in our f'in heads.
Matt: You guys are gonna turn into them.
Enzo to Matt: It's good stuff. They definitely hate you. They definitely hate you, yo.
Enzo: They think that you, Ragan and Britney are a strong alliance. He goes, you guys are goin' down to the end.
Matt: Me, Brit and Ragan?
Enzo: You, Brit and Ragan.
Matt: Well, that's good, because that means that any time I get put up, it'll be with one of them.
Enzo: That's what I'm sayin'. So do you wanna win HoH this week? Comin' up?
Matt: So are they off of Britney and Lane being together? They don't think that anymore?
Enzo: No, they think, they're tryin' to tell me to sway you away from Britney, 'cause Britney's not to be trusted.
Lane: To sway me away from Britney?
Enzo: 'Cause Britney's not to be trusted.
Matt: So they told you to tell him?
Enzo: Kind of..
Matt: They don't wanna bring him in?
Enzo: Kind of... She's giving me a big pep talk, like "Enzo, you have fans... You have a wife and a kid. You have to make the final four. This is it." I was like, oh, ok, yeah.
Matt: (giggles) Yeah.
Enzo: I'm like yeah, I'm gonna.. Bruh-gade... (to Hayden) So, do we win HoH this week? And if I win HoH, do I put up Brendon right away? With like Kathy or somebody? Like whadda we do? (to Matt) If we won HoH, do we put up Brendon right away? 'Cause he thinks we're in an alliance. Or do we wait til like...
Matt: Here's the thing.. (thinks) I mean.. I don't know if you put him up putright, but... like.. that's it.. Once he's gone, there's no one else that thinks you're in an alliance with him (Hayden) and Brendon, ya know what I mean? So it's like, you're not hurting anyone.
Enzo: (to Lane) We could go after Britney, and then you come in the alliance with us.
Lane: Like, put up either...
Enzo: Like if I put up Ragan, I would want him out. Like, just f'in go home. You know what I mean?
Matt: That's why put him against me.
Enzo: Well, if Brendon wins (HoH this coming Thursday), that's where he's going.
Matt: Oh, ok.
***It's nice to control the numbers in the house, no? Love em or hate em, the entire plan of the Brigade with all the side alliances out in the open, is working, and it's brilliant. How else but by throwing comps and laying low would 3 automatic perceived physical threats like Hayden, Enzo and Lane have been able to make it so far?
Matt touches on the notion that Brendon winning the next HoH isn't the end of the world at all, because then he can't play in the next HoH, and all 4 of them can, and they'll just get him then.
Enzo: If me or Hayden win, I don't think we should put Brendon up right away. Do we right away put up Britney and Ragan? No right? And if one of them falls, we have the option to put Brendon up. I'm tellin you, Kathy, we have to save. I mean, best case scenario, Brendon wins the HoH, he puts up you (Matt) and Ragan. Ragan goes home. You know what I mean?
Matt: And 3 votes wins without a tie.
***As in, the other 3 Brigade members.
Enzo: That's what I'm sayin. If Britney wins, she puts up Brendon. Who else? Kathy?
Matt: If Ragan wins PoV, if it's me and Ragan, he (Brendon) puts up Kathy... or Britney... but he wouldn't put up Lane.
Enzo doesn't follow.
Matt: If Brendon wins HoH, and it's me and Ragan on the block, and Ragan wins PoV, who does Brendon replace with? Not Lane.
Hayden: Britney or Kathy.
Enzo: Britney. It'll be Britney.
Matt: Either way, it doesn't matter. 3 votes wins. Unless one of you guys is the saboteur...
Enzo: There's no saboteur here, yo. If I find out one of you is the saboteur after this, I will hunt you down. I will f'in kill you.
Enzo: I will literally bomb your house with eggs.
Matt: Same here, dude. F' it.
Enzo: Every weekend, until you move.
They chatter on about the saboteur for a couple minutes and how they'll know right away if it is someone in the Brigade, because the votes will be messed up.
This dining table conversation wraps up after another few minutes, and that about does it for the Overnight Report. Matt and Enzo do continue talking, until around 3:30am, but it's more rehashing of the above: how the Brigade controls the house, the vote, the game... and how it would be a shame if they didn't all make it into the final 4.
At 3:23am BBT, Matt and Enzo are staring at the memory wall, talking about how they study it, in preparation for the morph comp, and Matt offers the following...
Matt: Ragan was saying how he was all emotional, and when Kristen went to black and white, he couldn't look... just had to walk away.. I'm thinking to myself, I want everyone to turn black and white.
That's the name of the game, and that's all she wrote...
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