Late night with Lessa!
Happy Latenight, Dishers! Let's get right into it...
Rachel: You're next, Me, then Brendon, then you. I tried to talk to Ragan, and he was all, he wasn't ready to talk. He won't be ready until he's ready. Whatever.
Rachel: They think they're so cool. They're the new nerd herd. Matt wears onesies and sticks his hands down his pants, and Ragan's a girl. He's more of a bitch than I am.
Enzo: He's not on midol.
Rachel: Enzo, you have a good chance to get to final three, final two, you and Hayden - they might try to pull you in right now?
Enzo: I can trust Hayden I think, Kristen's gone...
Rachel: They're saving Kathy to take out at a double eviction. Enzo they're gonna go after Hayden, then Lane, they want Ragan, Matt, Britney final three.
Enzo: I'm just very unlucky..
Brendon: There's gonna be a more physical competition for someone who's active, who can run..
--Lessa: who's feet are smaller than yours? poor mistreated Brendon...
Rachel promises to give Enzo all the information she has about the house, since she's counted everything, and it's quizes, and she'll tell him everything she knows...
...ok. i won't go there. Heh. Sometimes it's too easy...
11:05 Hayden and Lane come out, stops the talk. Brendon beats Enzo, and then everyone goes inside to see who's next - Rachel takes a moment to complain that people won't talk to her to Brendon and Hayden - Matt and Ragan go out for their pool game, and it gets silent in the back yard. Rachel leaves and goes to the DR.
Hayden: I had come to talk to her - and she's complaining about people not wanting to talk to her
Ragan: Well she tried to initiate one with me in there, and I just didn't want too. I am fine with being cordial, but I don't want to have a conversation that's useless...
Matt: I just want the house to be exactly what America doesn't want - all calm and happy and enjoying the next days...
Inside - Lane and Britney are chatting at the dining room table. Talk is the Saboteur.
Britney: and when you thought I was the saboteur because I slept in that bed..
Lane: I didn't think you were the saboteur - I thought Kathy was your mom!
Britney: .... I hope you don't think that now!
Britney: There's gonna be a saboteur tonight - we'll get a video tomorrow. So - I'm gonna sleep in Mattie's bed tonight, so if someone gets up I'll wake up. We can put something in front of the have not room, like open my drawer..
Lane: ..and then we'll be sound asleep and Kathy will have to pee..
Britney: Then she'll whisper and I'll wake up and follow her.
Ragan: And the more you give into attention seeking behavior...
Matt: She's just gonna keep trying though.
Ragan: I don't think so.
Brendon comes out and talk turns to working out.
Outside, Brendon is still pushing Enzo to vote for Rachel to stay.
Brendon: I just want her to stay because I think she has a chance to win the next competition! I love her to death and I think she can win.
Brendon: Obviously, those people, they don't have a problem faking sh*t. I can't do that.
--Lessa: oh Brendon, are you in for a surprise...
Brendon: I just don't know how long I can take it. I'm at the point I want to throw things in peoples faces... and who are you telling someone you won't talk? Who the f*ck are you? He gives gays a bad name.
Matt and Ragan finish their game and go inside, Brendon beelines it over to Hayden
Brendon: They talking sh*t or what? I know something's going on, because they stopped talking.
Hayden: It's just awkward..
Brendon: Rachel, at least, came and tried to talk - Rachel tried to talk to Ragan, and he wouldn't talk... said that he wouldn't talk when she was ready, but when he was. Who the f*ck you think you are? Rachel was really making an effort and for him to act like that? It infuriates me! I'm to the point I want to tell him off.
Hayden: You don't want to do that man...
Brendon: I don't care.
11:20 - bubbles.
11:21 Across the yard, Enzo's got the giggles - something that was said or done during the Bubbles... which we get again...
Inside, Britney, Ragan and Matt are talking at the dining room table.
Matt: I think that the way he acts to me with be the most telling, because I can't play next HOH
Britney: He's a good liar, though. A great one. He told Lane I have a small brain. I love how he tells people that Lane and I have an alliance, but only talks about me TO my alliance..
Ragan: I think that... do you sleep with the tv on? yeah? ok, I think you should put it on the kitchen, since the living room has that blind spot...
Matt: Yeah, I keep it there, but I was thinking it might go to bubbles - then I'd just run out here and see what was going on...
Talk continues about the Saboteur and what might happen... Ragan's the perfect choice for this - the boy is SMOOTH - he's totally deflected any suspicion off of him.
Ragan: I will definitely, definitely will not have a conversation with her after she's been drinking.
Outside - the boys, Brendon, Enzo, Lane and Hayden - are talking about masturbating and when/where they've done it in the house.
Enzo: I don't care what people think or say, really. But I have respect for my wife, and don't do it in the open. If there wasn't 24-7 cameras here? All youse would have seen my dick.
--Lessa: bless those cameras! Hee.
Inside, the conversation continues - general talk of how Brendon/Rachel have been acting, and how they want to avoid the drama.
The pool tourney continues as well - question of the night, where is Kathy? I haven't seen her yet... Otherwise, we're in lather rinse repeat mode.
11:49 finally back - Rachel's out of the DR, and doing her giggly drunk act, all smiley.
Enzo: What is WRONG with the people in this house....
And we're back to bubbletown.. then back to all cams on Enzo and Ragan at the table, talk about Kristen and Annie, how it'll be interesting to see Annie outside of the house, and see who she really is.
Enzo: After they go? I like everyone in the house...
Ragan: Yeah, I was saying this earlier - after they do, we'll have FUN, we'll be putting people up and stuff, but we'll have FUN and play the GAME..
Enzo: Yeah, if I gotta put people up at that point, it's like yo, I'm sorry, I got to, nothing personal.
Ragan points out that every altercation has one common denominator - Rachel.
Enzo: Brendon's like, he's ready to go. He says he wants her to stay, and he'll go, and I'm like what? you just MET this girl, what are you talking about?
--Lessa: Crazy! Enzo, the voice of reason... hee.
Britney joins, and Rachel bashing resumes...
Ragan: I'm starting to wonder if she actually DID say 'byebye' to Annie... Like, if you had asked me even a week ago I would say no - but I'm starting to WONDER!
Matt comes in
Britney: So - she came through here, glared at Ragan the whole time, pushed in the chair and LAUGHED, and that's when she came outside and said 'I didn't even HAVE to say anything...'!
Matt: ...wow... you were right about the medication maybe then...
All camps flip to Brendon and Rachel in the hammock.
Rachel: They're gonna try and get Hayden to their side...
--lessa: really? Think maybe? BRIIIIIIIIGADE!
BB: Kathy, please go to the diary room
Lessa: NOW we know where she is. :)
Rachel: Ragan and Britney are gonna give you a run for your money on quizzes. All you got to do is listen to me, and I'll tell you everything. I beat Ragan - in the first competition he got out on a question about himself!
Brendon: I really just want to go out guns blazing..
Rachel: So, do it! Win HOH on Thursday. The only people you need to be nice to is Enzo and Hayden. Be a bitch, they're bitches. Matt doesn't think you have it in you. Obviously, they think I'm a bigger threat. They don't think you can do it. So do it. Just know you can do it. You have no option but to win HOH. It's your time. I'll help you on the quizzes, everything. The quizzes are easy. The answers are always simple.
Brendon: I can make it so you stay. I can be a jerk.
Rachel: It won't work. They know I Know the game - no offense. I can tell you all I know. You have an advantage, because you have Enzo and Hayden that really like you. Enzo is the one you really need, too - and, you're gonna hate this, but don't be mean to Britney. You can't trust her, but you need to be nicer to her. If you and Enzo work together, you can give them a run for the money..
Brendon: What about Hayden?
Rachel: If you can pull him...
Brendon: I have him now.
--Lessa: oh, poor delusional Brenchel...
Brendon goes to play his next game of pool, and Rachel tells Enzo that he needs to work with Hayden and Brendon and she'll tell them everything...
Rachel: If you can break up Matt and Ragan, you'll have it made.
12:30 - finally back, with ragan and britney in the HOH bed, playing mean girls.
Ok - I'm headed out a bit early. g'night! :)