Wednesday Late Night with Lessa!
Hey ya'll! Stepping in a few minutes early, as I'm not sure how long I'm gonna make it tonight. Is it too much to ask to get the houseguests to go to bed early? Yes? Darnit. Heh.
It's 10:50pm in the house, and Hayden and Matt are playing with the rubber duckies, going through every possible scenario, who they think should win HOH, what they think will happen when each one does, what things they can do to effect the outcome.
Again, Matt's pretty confident that he can offer to be on the block and not go home - the brigade think it's because they have his back, WE know better! The real reason is apparently hidden in the HOH toilet tank - The Diamond Power of Veto.
at 10:51 - Britany, Kathy and Lane break up the strategy session. Downstairs, Rachel and Brendon have been preparing for every possible HOH they can think of, in any way they can think of, packing, and talking.
Rachel: Why do they hate me? Is it because I put their friends up and put them home?
Brendon: No, that's just an excuse. I told you, it's the whole "group think fallacy," and the it's not me. If a friend gets hit by a bus, it's ok because its not them.
10:56 - Matt to the DR.
Rachel and Brendon turn off the lights and get into bed. Me? I'm headed to the HOH instead.
Hayden: Kathy, when did you graduate?
--Lessa: me too!
Britney: I was born in 87!
--Lessa: oy... I feel old...
The talk turns to favorite bands and other generalities. They wonder where Enzo is, and the cameras follow Hayden downstairs, where we find the Meow Meow getting out of the shower.
Hayden: I don't want Brendon to freak out... that's why.
Enzo: that's why Me and you, maybe we should tell him..
Hayden: What do you think about next week though? We put him up, the house is happy, but then the next week, who are they gonna put up? Me and you - it'd be better to keep him, you know? This is if you and I win - we put up Kathy and Brendon, and..
Enzo: Best case scenario, Brendon wins tomorrow.
Hayden: Yeah, the next week, who is Britney gonna put up? Me or you against Kathy. OR me against you..
Enzo: She won't do that, Lane'll tell her not too.
Hayden: He might, but she's a smart girl...
Enzo: Even if it goes 6 nothing, he's gonna come to us, you know? We tell him at the last minute it changed, we don't know what happened, it don't matter. He'll still trust us. We tell him we gotta go with the house. He's planning on going crazy if he stays, he said.
Hayden: get dressed we got a show to do.
11:11pm BBT- Rachel to the DR. And Skippy gives us a lovely close up of Brendon picking his nose. Nice. Hayden goes to get his brush, Rachel comes back - she has to change.
Brendon: Looks like it's me?
Hayden: That's the feeling.
Brendon: You don't think they'll try to flip at the last minute?
Hayden: No, who knows really what's gonna happen, but no.. the Saboteur you know...
Enzo's walking through the house with his Bowl still. Heh. Cams flip back to HOH
Hayden: No matter what happens, we got to go with the house, you know?
Rachel: Did anyone think something about that Video?
Hayden: Yeah, they think there's potentially a power, and that you have it... potentially.
Rachel: Me? Why me? Why not Brendon?
Brendon: Yeah, why not give it to me?!
Hayden: They're just as scared of you and her, but they're BOTHERED by you (Brendon) but they're afraid of Rachel in terms of the game. Just whatever, happens - me and Enzo are in the same boat.
Rachel: If I go, you gotta trust and work with Brendon, and if I stay, you gotta stick with me.
Hayden goes out and heads back upstairs.
11:18 - Rachel to the DR.
Britney: Why did Rachel get called to the DR again?!
Kathy: She probably said she didn't look good enough, and they let her change.
11:21 In HOH, they prepare for tonight's episode of Just The Tip.
Lane: Am I the audience? Can I clap?
Matt: Shake the pretzels, that's good applause!
Hayden: We're about to start, bring the camera a little bit this way...
Matt: That's the wide angle lens.
Hayden: I know, but I like it to focus on me.
Matt: in 5, 4, 3...
Hayden: What's up America - welcome back to Just the Tip - this is our 4th episode. For first time viewers, Just the Tip is about anything everything big brother, filled with tips. Today we will have a guest appearance from the Amazing Enzo, last night's Billiards winner. Now, Britney has Current Events.
Britney: Today is day forty. We're half way through the season, and about this time we have a lot of drama, and this season is right on track for being the best season ever. To celebrate the 40 days, we had pizza and pasta.
Ragan: The theme was Pizza and Prostitutes, which we'll get to later!
Britney: Later, but we had music, and fellowship, and it was a little awkward with the Gruesome Twosome, and it's amazing how Brendon knows every song, every band member, but can't sing a lyric! What I liked best was everyone was on board with ignoring him, and no one laughed at his jokes. So the Pizza Party was great, and a big thank you to Big Brother for treating us! But I have to move on to the most disgusting Current Event of the day. Rachel asked to use the restroom, and shortly thereafter, I entered to change into my swimsuit, and found something disgusting - skidmarks everywhere.
Hayden: Let's all give her the face!
Britney: Anyhow, that's the Current events
Hayden: Thanks - and I think we have our guest - the Amazing Enzo! We have a few questions about the Billiard Bowl. What drives you to be so competitive.
Enzo: I'm just the best, and here's the proof.
Hayden: You're so proud of the bowl! Is this the first trophy you've ever won?
Enzo: Oh no, I have loads, this is how the Meow Meow plays it down. Hayden only has one championship, so it really doesn't count anymore..
Hayden: On to the next segment!
Britney: Thanks Enzo!
Now it's time for Skankisms... Ragan!
Ragan: You may wonder why I've been doing this (flips hair), it's because our very Classy houseguest does this and looks at herself in every mirror, and there is a LOT of mirrors in this house. Today's skankism happened at the Pizza Party, which we'll call Pizza and Prostitutes. While we were having our Pizza party, for our own enjoyment, much like I had in 7th grade math class - and it's not going to be showed on the show. Rachel entered in this... dress...
Britney: It was a dress or a towel with a zipper.
Ragan: and she spent the whole time doing this (pushing up the skirt, pulling down the top). And that's today's skankisms!
Hayden: And now we're going to take questions from the Audience
Lane: If you were Rachel, what would be your mating call and position?
BB: Ragan, to the DR
Hayden: Any other questions?
Matt: I couldn't help but notice, Enzo, there's another name on the trophy, what is it and where'd it come from?
Britney: It says LANE!
Matt: Was he the original winner of the bowl?
Enzo: I INVENTED the bowl, he won it after I invented it, and polished it for me.
Enzo: If this person Lane can win again, he can do what he wants with it.
Hayden: I have to shout out to Lane - today he shot a squishy ball from across the yard into the center pool table pocket - nothing but pocket! And the Zombie Squirrels will take on the Average Joes in Dodgeball once more.
Britney: Can I give a shout out? We've had a lot of drama this week, and today has really been pretty calm, so a shout out to Rachel's therapists for sending medication.
Hayden: Today's just a tip - it's Rachel and Brendon's last night in the house together, and you might just see them play.... Just The Tip!
That's a wrap!
11:40 - Talk goes to generalities. Then Enzo argues that he has had three titles and wants to put them on the bowl..
Britney: That was the minors. We're in the majors now.
Enzo: I'll give up the bowl, I want my three titles!
Hayden: OK, give me the bowl.
Enzo holds it in his lap instead, everyone laughs.
Downstairs - Rachels done some abs, and is chatting game with Brendon. It's the same conversation they have had over and over.
Kathy and Lane head down to get ready for bed. The rest decide to have a quick study session, but are waiting for Ragan to get out of the DR instead.
11:51 Talk is about who Brendon might put up, upstairs. Downstairs, Rachel gives Brendon a massage, and in Alaska? Lessa cuts out early and goes to bed. Night, dishers!