Big Brother 12: The Overnight Report
Good Morning, BB Lovers. Happy Tuesday!
I hope you had a great night last night and a wonderful day ahead of you. If you need to do some catching up with what's been going down on the live feeds with the BB12 HGs, please check out Genie's Monday Night post & Late Night with Lessa.
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OK.. time to make the donuts! FYI, the Overnight will be going up in reverse order today, although most probably wont realize it, as I'll be putting it in chronological order as I go. Enzo was so funny when I tuned in to the feeds this morning, I just had to grab it.
Rachel, Brendon, Enzo, Hayden
Enzo: I love the way people are just not wantin' to be around you guys and talkin' sh*t, but then, if you win HoH...
Rachel: They're my best friends.
Enzo: That's what I'm tryin' to say.
Rachel: I've won HoH twice, and I've had best friends for a week. I've won HoH twice, and my best friends for an entire week don't even talk to me anymore.
Enzo: Don't talk to you anymore.
Rachel: Don't even f'in talk to me.
Brendon: And even the ones we thought were our friends were just gathering information.
Rachel: Right. Exactly. Exactly.
Brendon: Harvesting information.
Rachel: Which.. whatever.. Like, it's easy. And Matt thinks that he's making such a power move by putting Brendon and I on the block? That's the f'ing easy thing to do.
Rachel: Like, let's be honest here.
Enzo: Like, he coulda kept you guys in there as targets and went after somebody else.
***Which Enzo actually recommended to Matt.
Rachel: Right, but not even that, but like, it's so easy to put Brendon and I on the block.
Hayden: Right. Cuz that's what everyone in the house..
Enzo: Cuz that's what everyone in the house is gonna do anyway. Go after someone else.
Rachel: Yeah. And Matt's probably saying, Oh, I'm making this power move, and Rachel and Brendon are strong players... No. Shut the F up, Matt. Quit being a pansy...
Brendon: Wait til Ragan and Matt all turn on each other, and watch what happens...
Rachel: Yeah, and Matt is such a pansy, because he thinks he's making these power moves. He's not. He's making these B*tch moves. Like, every move he's made this whole game has been a b*tch move.. Like, him putting up Andrew and Kathy? B*tch move. Him puttin gup me and Brendon... B*tch Move.
Rachel: Like, he wants to be a power player? Then don't make b*tch moves.
Brendon: He's gonna try to pretend that he's winning things legitimately... Like, "I can win anything. I can win any endurance." No. You won endurances that were made for f'in midgets... Like, we all know that. We were up there.
Rachel: (to Hayden) And I can guarantee, Ragan is letting Matt win those endurances.. 100%. 100 percent.
Enzo: I couldn't do it.
Brendon: (to Enzo) You were up there. Was it designed for someone like Lane, Hayden, Me, You?
Enzo: Nah, that was a tough competition man.
Hayden: I couldn't have won it.
Enzo: 5 minutes into it, I knew I wasn't winnin' it.
Rachel: Well, but the thing is though, if it's Matt and Ragan final 2, Ragan knows he's safe with Matt, and so he doesn't want to get blood on his hands, so he's gonna let Matt take it and win in, right?
Hayden: Yeah. Which is smart.
Rachel: Which is smart, yeah, for him.
Brendon: And here's the other thing that still angers me, that everyone seems to have forgotten about... Somebody opened Pandora's Box. A whole sh*tstorm was unleashed on the f'ing house, and the person that opened it up only won one dollar...
Rachel: Right. No way.
Brendon: Does that not sound f*cking fishy to anyone else?
Rachel: There's no way.
Enzo: eeehhh... It sounds a little fishy.
Hayden: What you told me the other day is what sounds the fishiest.. About the recycled dollar.
Brendon: He has the same dollar from the first HoH competition. In addition to that, he tells us...
Enzo: That's bullsh*t. How does that happen?
Brendon: He tells us...
Rachel: Well, in addition to this, I guarantee you, you're allowed to ask the Diary Room whatever you want, and they can't lie for someone. So, the Diary Room cannot lie for someone.. If you ask them about this recycled dollar...
BB: You are not allowed to talk about your Diary Room..
Hayden: It's not our diary room.
BB: ... sessions with other houseguests.
Rachel: It's not our diary room. And I guarantee you 100% that...
***Bubbles. We return to Rachel talking about having received a new pair of black pants for every competition.
Rachel: So why the F would they spend $20 on me for a new pair of pants for every competition, but not spend $3 to laminate another dollar bill.
Brendon: Yeah. That's crappy.
Hayden: Unless Big Brother was trying to frame him.
Rachel: They don't frame.
Brendon: All that aside, they told him that he could take the little question thing and show us, but he was like, "Ooh.. Why would I take it?" Motherf-cker, that's the 1st thing I would take.
Enzo: That's the 1st thing I would sell.
Brendon: I would take it to prove it happened.
Rachel: And another thing, everything in Big Brother has a riddle.
Rachel: Everything. Every Pandora's Box.. Anything that you get is gonna have a riddle, because, if nothing more, they want us to be paranoid about it, and they want us to read into it, if nothing more.
Rachel: If nothing less, it's just a f'ing riddle that talks about a dollar bill. So, no, he definitely got more than a f'in recycled dollar bill, and the thing is...
Brendon: And he's so excited, because no one's mentioned it. No one's talked about it.
Rachel: The bottom line is that, and I'm pretty sure I remember reading in the manual, and I read the entire manual, and I'm pretty sure.. And the manual's under the kitchen sink, and I will read it again tonight, if I have to. But I'm pretty sure it says they will not go through our belongings once we're inside the house.
Enzo: Well, they have my hat somewhere. They have to.
Brendon: Well, there's probably a simpler explanation for that.
Enzo: Well, I told em actually today, 'cause I wanna find out sooner or later.
Rachel: The thing is, even..
Brendon: Well, no, you talking about the actual hat that Annie walked out with?
Rachel: Even in season 1, there was a player who rearranged a bunch of stuff in the kitchen, and this is season 1, ok? Season f'ing 1. Rearranged a bunch of stuff in the kitchen, and then told everyone in the house that Big Brother did it, and that it was a clue for a competition that was coming up, or that they had to figure out this riddle, or whatever, and people were freaking out. Well, one person went to the Diary Room and asked, "Did Big Brother do this?" or what's going on? And they said, no, Big Brother did not rearrange the kitchen. In season 1. This happened 11 seasons ago.
Brendon: I can't believe you didn't think about this...
Rachel: I can't believe I didn't think about it either, before.
On request from Enzo, Rachel tells them more about the season 1 incident... The point:
Rachel: They cannot lie for anyone in the house. So if I go, and I tell you guys this big massive lie? They can't lie for me. .. So, I think I'm gonna go to the Diary Room tonight or tomorrow and ask a series of questions...
Enzo: Why not now?
Brendon: Seriously, why not now?
Rachel: Because they may not let me in.
Brendon: Somebody's always f'in in there. The only time they're not in there is during lunch.
Rachel: Then I will go ask them right now. I'll ask them a series of questions. I'll ask them about the dollar. I'll ask them about... But the problem is, I'm not supposed to tell you guys what I ask them, so you guys are gonna have to ask anyways.
Hayden: Well, what questions...
Brendon: We'll just ask em.
Rachel: Ok.. Would Big Brother go through our stuff? Would Big Brother recycle something from a previous competition? But I think if you ask the question like that, they're gonna say yes, because would they recycle something from a previous competition? Yes they would.
Rachel: But would Big Brother go through our personal belongings while we're outside the house?
Brendon: Can't you just ask, Did Big Brother take the dollar out of Matt's bag?
Rachel: I don't think you can be specific like that. I think you have to ask it in a way... It has to be vague enough...
Brendon: Would Big Brother recycle a...
Rachel: You can't say, Is Matt making up a lie? Regardless, I will go in the Diary Room and ask them a series of questions to try to get this out of them, but the bottom line is, no matter how these questions turn out, that there is still a "pair," because I can't say the "a" word (alliance), it's like it's a cuss word... But there is a pair, Matt and Ragan, and there is another pair, Britney and Lane, and they're all working together, and they're all coming after.. Obviously they're already taking out one of us. They're splitting us up. They're gonna come after the other ones, then the other ones...
Brendon: But you know what? if we create doubt in their minds... like, that will cause them to start feasting on each other.
Rachel: It will. Then fine, I'll go to the diary room right now and ask them. And they heard me say this, so they know I'm coming...
Brendon: So wake up. Wakey, Wakey, eggs and bakey.
Rachel leaves to go to the DR, then comes back...
Rachel: Also, another question you need to ask is, Is there an incentive to being the saboteur? Make sure you ask.. And was the saboteur chosen by America? They can't lie.
Rachel goes inside and closes the sliding glass door.
20 minutes later, Rachel comes out of the DR, and while she can't reveal what they told her, she tells the guys they should go in and ask for themselves, and reminds them of the questions to ask.
Matt, Ragan, Britney, Lane
They've been talking about football... Rachel and Brendon come into view on the spy screen, and we get commentary from the HoH crew...
Matt: Definitely some tension going on down there. What spices do you think he's going after?
Britney: Definitely the Oregano, the rosemary...
Ragan: Uh oh.
Matt: She cryin?
Ragan: She's moping!!!
***She's neither. They're talking game.
Matt: And oil.. He's got the oil out.
Britney: Pouring some oil in the pan...
Matt: Well, try an figure out what he's making. Right now it could be anything.
Britney: A now early guess, starting out of the gate...
Matt: I think it's...
Ragan: Well, if you got garlic salt out, it's definitely pancakes.
Matt: Something with oil and garlic and oregano... It's gotta be like chocolate chip cookies.
***If you'd like to check out the rest of this play by play, you can see it on flashback by going to Cam 1 at 1:42am BBT.
Hayden and Enzo go into the DR together, and when they come back out, they say they didn't receive any useful information.
For the next several minutes, instead of going into the DR and asking for himself, Brendon tries to get Rachel to tell him what they said, saying he needs to be on the same page with her. She says she can't, not by choice, she just can't, because it's a DR session, but he should definitely go in there and ask for himself. Rachel gets fed up with him and they have a tiff... She also tells Brendon that she has become suspicious of Hayden and Enzo, and he should be careful about what he says to them. They both should be.
Rachel keeps telling Brendon he should read the rule book. The answers he needs are in there. Finally, Brendon grabs the rule book to take it with him to Taj...
After a few last swipes at Rachel from Ragan, the HoH crew, now consisting of Hayden, Ragan, Matt, Lane & Britney come downstairs... Ragan and Matt want some food. Britney heads in to the bathroom to brush her teeth, and we can hear Matt...
Matt: That was so weird. It's like she heard us and just ran away.
Lane's Clipping his toenails
Hayden, Matt & Britney file in and out...
Lane: So, (to Hayden) did you get any powers today?
Hayden: I think she was drinkin' or something, and she couldn't stay focused, and she just kept tellin' us, she did ask us a bunch of questions, but the same kinds of questions.. nothin' new.
***Interesting lack of info sharing between Brigade members...
Matt enters the Cabana Room as Hayden exits.
Lane: What'd y'all do to her?
Matt: I know, right? She's freakin' out.
Lane: She is. What was she wearing? Did she have on underwear?
Matt: I don't know what she was wearing. Probably not underwear tho.
Britney: Pretty disgusting.
Matt: I don't know what her deal is. She wouldn't have known that we saw her, 'cause it was all through side mirrors, so she was probably trying to run away before we all made it downstairs, so that she could maybe tell Brendon...
Lane: mmm.. Whatta weirdo.
Ragan enters with a cheese in tortilla snack.
Matt: What's with the running?
***She was running to join Brendon in bed.
Matt & Ragan go back to the kitchen. Britney passes through on her way to bed, and tells them both goodnight. Ragan says he'll be right in.
Having seen Brendon with the Rule Book, Ragan and Matt are both suspicious of Brendon's sudden interest in the rules. Ragan heads to the Diary Room, saying he will tell them to be on the alert for rule breaking. Britney's suspicious too, but she thinks Rachel may have some power...
Taj - Cams 3 & 4
Enzo, Hayden, Rachel & Brendon
As I check in on the live feeds to begin the Overnight, Enzo's rapping in Taj, entertaining the room... I can't resist. :0) It's lights out in Taj, but the critters are in full swing...
The Enzo Rap... If you can, please catch this in the flashback section of the live feeds. :0) I transcribed just about everything, but it's so much better hearing him do it.
Enzo: Do dat sh*t real quick, Yo, Spit that sh*t. Unh. Get up in that ass, b*tch. Blogs, I wanna see blogs, blogs all over cbs dot com. You ratha be a Have not on the block, eatin' slop, on suicide watch...
Enzo: Suicide watch, and feel the aftershock of my rapid fire. You need a interior designer to rewire ya face back with a pair of pliers and some eyeliner to disguise ya, cuz I don't need no survivors...
Rachel: Squeeee... Hehehe.. Amazing Enzo.
Enzo: F'in killin it in here, bro.
Rachel: Killin' it.
Enzo: No survivors. You're like raw meat, thrown to a lion. I'll rip apart your alliance.
Enzo: You're squashed by giants.
Enzo: Throw Hayden in 24 confinement. 24 hour confinement.
Rachel: I like it, I like it. That's a good one.
Enzo: Ya gotta just do it, ya know?
Rachel: Ya gotta do it.
Brendon: Do it!
Enzo: Yo, I'll throw you off balance like Miley Cyrus, with a high pitch, and dry spit on the side of ya lips. You'll meet someone more ___ ___ ___ (<-??) to re-open both of a ya eyelids. Hayden: That's a good one.
Rachel: You should be Eminem.
Hayden: Or Meow Meow
Rachel: Or better than Eminem.
Enzo: I'm just the MeowMeow... I'm just the f*ckin' MeowMeow.
Rachel: The MeowMeow's the bomb, yo.
Enzo: We hafta get f'in blasted one night. This is highschool sh*t. I gotta f'in... After this, I'm gonna have a rap/rock group. I'm tourin'.
Rachel: Do it.
Enzo: I don't give a f*ck no more... There's no more sh*t afta dat? I'm a little rusty though...
Hayden: That's good though, that's good.
Enzo: You put a fat behind that? Nice bass.. Yo, you're talkin' money.
Hayden: Dollar signs.
Enzo: Whatta you gonna do? Just lasso shit?
Hayden: I can drop a beat.
Enzo: Oh yeah? Lemme hear a beat.
Hayden: I could slam a wrap. I could swing a lasso. Whatever you need me to do.
Brendon and Rachel start whispering.. after a few moments, Enzo can't resist...
Enzo: (whispers) I think Colonel Mustard got murdered in the conservatory with the rope...
Rachel: hehehe! I agree.
Enzo: I love that movie, Clue.
Brendon: Tim Curry?
Enzo: I love that whole f'in movie.
They chatter on about Clue. Rachel compares is to BB. Enzo really loves this movie. He's full of details about it...
Brendon: I feel like we're playing Clue.
Enzo: Yo, this whole game is Clue.
Rachel: it is.
Enzo: Who's with who? Who's a snake? Who's not?
Rachel: Kathy and Michelle have like 10 alliances...
Hayden: I know. My sock monkey's one of em.
Rachel: He is, that's true. I actually asked your sock monkey if I could be in an alliance with him, and he didn't...
Enzo: (to Hayden) I can't believe you haven't seen Clue. It's from the high 80s.
Hayden: I was born in the high 80s.
Enzo: You were born in the high 80s? So you probably haven't seen it.
Hayden: I gotta watch it then.
Enzo: Yeah, you go to blockbuster, just look for Clue, and just rent it.
Hayden: I wonder if I can get it on Netflix.
Enzo: Yeah, just rent it, watch it and bring it back.
Friendly chatter about life after the show, being facebook friends, ripping on each other in Diary Room sessions, and how it wont matter once it's all done... The later it gets, the sleepier the rap gets...
Enzo: From my chest hairs to my ball fro..
Hayden: What's the name of our company?
Enzo: Sprechen zie Dick... Bros before Hos..
Enzo: hehe, yeah, Worldwide...
Hayden: Worldwide Entertainment.
Enzo: When I come, I come a quikr (?). The Nina, The Pinta, The Santa Maria... I'll do ya in the bottom when I'm drippin' Sangria.
Rachel: I'm on a boat.
Brief Bubbles, then we return to them talking about what they're missing and what or who they wanna do when they get out...
Enzo: Just like, watch tv... I might not even have a job when I get back. I don't care. I just wanna be with my wife and daughter for a little while when I get back. Hayden, whatta you gonna do?
Hayden: When I get home?
Hayden: Hang out with the fam, go out with the friends...
Enzo: You gonna f*ck some groupies? You're gonna be on a college campus. Your dick's gonna hurt, man.
Enzo: Yeah, pretty much.
Brendon: What'd you say?
Enzo: His dick's gonna be sore. He's like, Yeah.. 'Cause he's gonna be on a college campus.
Brendon: Oh yeah..
Enzo: I'm like, your dick's gonna hurt. He's like, uh, yeah.
Hayden: I mean, I don't do that kinda stuff. That's what Rachel would say. She agrees to doing it, then says, wait, I don't do that.
Rachel: ehehehehe. I do that a lot at home.
Enzo: Yeah, we don't do that.
Brendon: I like the early one.
Enzo: I just can't wait to see my daughter and wife, man. I wanna see my family. Good night, everybody. We're half way through this sh*t, man. We're half way through.
Brendon: And it's only gonna get worse.
Enzo: Yeah, it's only gonna get worse. Strap in. It's only gonna get worse.
Brendon: Just keep your head down, and plow on through.
Enzo: mm hmm.
This concludes the Overnight Report! Happy Tuesday, BB Lovers!
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