Late night with Lessa!
Hey ya'll! Sorry about last night - I laid down 'for a minute' and woke up like 12 hours later! Whoops! All this working and bloggin caught up to me, apparently. Hee! But I'm here now, so let's start out our Late Night!
Brendon: Ever since we brought out the Bowl, this is not the same game we've been playing... it's more intense!
The bowl he's talking about would be the one Enzo polished up and set up on display that goes to the winner of tonight's game - The Pool Tournament.
I'm not sure who's in the lead, but Ragan's playing a better game than he has before, but is about to lose to Lane. He beat Hayden earlier, and there was much rejoicing. He's also managed to avoid Rachel's promised 'talk' all day. He's hoping to make it till Thursday - but somehow, I don't think that'll happen.
All around the house, general chitchat. Stay tuned for something exciting! (... please, houseguests? a lil sumthin sumthin?)
I lied! Ragan goes to the finals! He plays the winner of Lane/Hayden. Well done, little guy, well done. (Yes it's THAT exciting in there tonight. heh.)
11:08 - Cams 3/4 turn to Britney and Kathy in the bathroom
Kathy: I'm losing more braincells in this place by the day. Who cares, who cares. He's taken like 7 years off my life already...
Back to the backyard, where Brendon and Enzo are talking movies and general stuff, while Lane/Hayden play pool. Rachel is off the elliptical, talking about taking a shower. She wishes Ragan good luck in the pool game as she walks inside.
Enzo and Brendon talk about rap, and such - interestingly enough, Brendon drops more f-bombs when he's talking to Enzo than ever before. Way to try and fit in.. heheheh. They're both rooting for Ragan, hoping the Shell (bowl) will be claimed by an unknown champ.
Hayden loses to Lane...
Brendon: The best offense is a good defense!
Hayden: NO! The best offense is a damn good offense that throws deep when it needs too!
It's now Ragan vs. Lane for the third time tonight, for the championship.
Inside Kathy and Rachel are talking face wash.
Enzo gives Lane the horns, so that he won't win. He and Brendon have come over to watch...
Lane: All ya'll for Ragan?"
Enzo: I'm cheering for both, but more for Ragan.
Britney: Lane's my coach!
Enzo: Better get a new coach..
Ragan makes a good shot..
Enzo: YES! Wait, I'm not gonna do that, not good sportsmanship..
Britney: Good shot, babe! Way to go babe, you got it babe!
Matt: Look at him go...
--Lessa: Brendon doesn't even flinch, just smiiiiiles. Wonder if he realizes they're making fun of him and Rachel?
Lane's making a run on the table..
Matt: Why you gotta ruin everyone's good time?
He finally misses.
Ragan: Gonna try a combo..
Lane: What are you gonna combo? Just hit your ball in here!
Ragan: Here to here to here... (shoots) close, close...
Ragan makes a good shot
Ragan: (gasp!) Oh!
Lane: That's bs!
Brendon and Hayden are talking about some bar somewhere.
Lane: (whispers) you're gonna scratch, you're gonna scratch, why you doing this?
Lane then moves a ball - everyone jumps him in good fun...
Ragan: LANE! What are you doing!
Britney: Why you trying to cheat?
Enzo: I can't believe you cheated!
Lane: I tripped!
Britney: Are you that nervous?!
Hayden: Will you guys finish, I wanna see the trophy presentation!
Brendon goes inside, with Hayden.
Britney: He was sitting on your LAP!
Enzo: I know man, why you think I came over here!
Britney: See the size of the couch? You two were touching thighs! Touching!
Enzo: Let's just get rid of him, yo.
Britney: Rachel leaves, and he'll leave! But you keep being nice! playing the nice game!
Enzo: Gonna start being nice.
Ragan: The conversations are diving me nuts! What's that restaurant in Arizona that serves margaritas? They have Mexican food too..
Britney: oh THAT one...
Britney: He was like licking your earlobe...
Cams 3/4 follow Brendon and Rachel to the Taj
Rachel: My parents are disowning me after this show. My dad hates my guts right now. And hates me even more as the show goes on...
Brendon: Your parents love you very much.
Rachel: Mom thinks I'm a troublemaker, my sister too. Mom might be embarrassed though.
Ragan has one ball left, Lane has just the 8 ball..
Britney: You got this babe!
Matt: Don't hit it too hard or it'll all be over...
Enzo: woooow this game just got interesting! Who will win the sh*tty sheshell?
(anyone else think Lane's missing on purpose to give Ragan a good chance?... until now.)
Lane wins the SeaShell.
Matt: The first winner of the Big Brother Bowl!
Britney: Want to do an interview?
Lane; No, just want a drink, it's been a long day...
Enzo: You can carry it around with you all day..
Brendon: Can I just touch it real fast, feel it?
Enzo: Gonna hold it when you work out?
Lane: Yup! Gonna hold it in my arms, put my hats and shades in there too!
Folks head to the HOH. Lane carries the Bowl into the bathroom, gets congrats and a hug from Kathy
Brendon: You won?!
Lane: We were down to the 8 ball, both of us!
11:42 In HOH:
Ragan: It is SO BAD... Now, even the most simple thing and we're like UUUUUUGH!
Britney: We are so DISGUSTED with your WOOOORDS...
Ragan: It's a nice night tonight and we're like AAAAAAAUGH...
Ragan: In my real life, I don't really HATE people... but I hate him! I been trying to figure it out, and I think it's like I haven't hated anyone since high school, when you can't escape!
Britney: This is HIGH SCHOOL! Like you hate the person with the locker ahead of you..
Ragan: Why do they have to do their combination that way?!
Britney: I even hate the way he sips his wine!
Ragan: To be fair, I really don't hate Rachel..
Britney: I feel sorry for her
Ragan: In any other situation...
Ragan: What is she wearing?!
- so on and so forth. Heh.
Ragan: We're SO mean...
11:46pm BBT - so what did Lane REALLY win?
He gets to shave Matt's neck. Hee.
Outside, Enzo/Brendon play pool, while Rachel watches.
Enzo: Brendon's in the lead to leave, but you know, you never know.
Lane shows off his name on the bowl (with eyeliner maybe? nail polish?)
Hayden and Matt join the HOH, and Hayden is shirtless. Mmm... yummy. Oh, now Ragan's shirtless too... Britney's giggling. It's another run of tips for future cast members...
Britney: I decided to go the classy road today, and give them each the chance to convince me to use the POV, Rachel gets up and she's all teary...
Ragan: Crocodile tears!
Kathy enters and joins..
Hayden: we have a guest speaker!
Britney: I chose Brendon to speak first, and he says as a gentleman, I want her to go first.
Kathy: While she's sitting there in her panties.
Britney: Then he stands and tells me that in the short time he's known me, I'm a spoiled brat, in an alliance with Matt and Ragan... what else did the neanderthal say?
Ragan: Don't forget what he closed with... 'and THAT is why I want you to use the POV on me...'
Britney: It was a shout out to Andrew
Ragan: Which leads me to believe that the speech given by Andrew was fed to them.
Britney: By the he and she devil...
Ragan: He only says it because he ONLY picks on those of shorter stature...
Hayden: Then! Britney strikes back!
Kathy: And she tells him, that he has no...
Britney: Now, he's made the mistake of calling me out, because now Britney's pissed.. and when she's pissed, everyone's uncomfortable!
Hayden: Now! We knew Rachel wears the pants, but now we know she has his balls! ANOTHER GUEST!
Lane enters with his seashell..
Lane: DAY 38! And my football number? was 38!
Hayden: Give us a recap on when Enzo went down..
Lane: I don't remember playing Enzo..
Hayden: NO ONE REMEMBERS ENZO!
Hayden: Now, something we do every day -Ragan's Houseguest Tip of the DAY!
Ragan: When you make a speech, if you are so lucky to make it into this house of horrors..
Britney: ...and house of whores...
Ragan: Don't use lines from houseguests of previous seasons! Like You got Got, or... call by past houseguests name like Ronnie...
Kathy: Or use the evicted houseguests line - it's Andrew's line...
Ragan: And a second tip - if you're genuinely upset at someone at the house... make it genuine, don't wait for opportunities for when it'll likely make the show, then go hang out in the pool room later.
Hayden: I'm gonna hit this first - the house (something) Peter Parker has gone missing, if you see or find him, call the hotline, and let us know.
Britney: We're gonna call these Skankisms with Britney, about Rachel in the BB house. Today, she let us know that the reason she went with Chemistry was a professor that inspired her. And he was named by his parents named him after chemical bonds, and then called him Dr. Bonds, which means he wasn't NAMED after anything, you don't pick you're last name, you idiot!
We come back to Matt explaining how Brendon explained 'how it really happened' that Brendon wasn't REALLY angry... he was just bowling..
Britney: at our faces!
Hayden: And it's 12 oclock, we're off showtime, thanks for joining us!
Ragan: Good show everyone!
Hayden: I love how it really happened, tip of the day...
Matt: He really said that to Enzo, it wasn't a joke. He was all, I had one second left, and tried to get as many pins..
Kathy: He was too busy to listen to the rules, telling Rachel that she had to compete against Kathy in a game I whupped her butt in...
Matt: We need to do stupid human tricks and let Brendon come in and breathe fire for us...
Downstairs: Enzo and Brendon are still playing pool, Lane is working out, and Rachel is talking about butt jobs. I honestly don't know which room I'd rather be in.
Enzo: Grade A ass.
Brendon: We're training right now!
Enzo: When you're asleep, we're gonna put our name on there 38 times... It'll say day 38 and 14 seconds... That's the way my season's going right now, I'm 14 seconds late for everything!
Talk turns to the HOH competition...
Brendon: And then they said don't put your wrists in there and I was like, people are doing that? if I knew that...
Rachel: People cheating left and right!
Brendon: I knooooow...
--Lessa: get OVER yourself. YOU SUCK at endurance. omg. OWN IT.
Enzo: I wanted to hop down and rest before we even started.
Brendon: That's the thing that motivated me, don't fall off before Kathy!
Enzo: Then she wanted to make a deal, and I'm like dude, what?
Brendon: It was like, she's making a deal, what for? Now I don't know why, but I want it now!
They're laughing and joking about Brendon's stance on the paint can..
Enzo: Man, I saw your face, always at the ground, I was like dude, don't be lookin' at the ground! It was saying come over, come over!
Brendon: If you land on me, your arms will stop hurting! Just do it, let go, let go!
Kathy comes downstairs for a last smoke before bed.
Kathy: I was fine, I just wanted to fall off because I knew the guys would have a hard time. I was fine though. I'd already promised I'd do it, and I'm true to my word.
Brendon: We appreciate it, we were all struggling.
Kathy: I just didn't want all my guys all groggy, and I felt like I owed it to some people, and it made my insides feel better. I thought it was just the time to do it, I mean, you guys weren't mad when we were have nots that first time because of me, and you could have been.
Rachel: We had fun as have naughties with you!
Kathy: Yup, I'm in my naughty room. If they put a bed in there, I'd be happy there all the time. I just don't like the maggots.
Rachel: I'm a southern girl transplanted! Do you think I'm Vegas, or South Carolina?
12:22 - Hayden leaves the HOH house with a 'great production!'
Matt: You two are evil...
Britney: I don't do this all the time - I mean, I do in my HEAD...
Matt: Oh Britney, we love and hate you both...
Britney talks on about how she has to be prompted before she says things about people.. she has to be personally attacked..
Britney: Honestly, I had something nice to say, a nice line, but then I was prompted by being personally attacked.. So I had to say something, and then there's the toe, and I'm not gonna go toe to toe with him...
Ragan: MARRY ME, Britney! I don't need to find a man..
Matt: You can marry Nick, and Ragan can tag along!
Ragan: Move to Arkansas!
Britney: I say things about Nick all the time, and his parents are like, where did you FIND this girl...
Kathy and Hayden in the Have Naughty room
Kathy: Once Brendon and Rachel are gone, they're gonna take me out
Hayden: No, I don't think so - they're not all together. Britney and Lane, Ragan and Matt. I know for sure we're gonna be safe the next couple weeks, and we'll figure stuff out, know what I mean? Thursday, we'll send Rachel, though as far as they know, we vote out Brendon.
Kathy: If they put Brendon up, who do they put up beside them? Who would you put up?
Hayden: Ragan or Britney, maybe. I think we're safe no matter who wins.
They hug it out, so Kathy can go to sleep. Hayden turns the light out for her, peeks in the Taj room, then wanders back toward the other end of the house.
Cams 1 & 2
Matt, Ragan and Britney
( - cams 3/4 on Rachel, Brendon and Enzo.)
We've got cattiness on all feeds, pick one. Upstairs or down... In there, somewhere, Enzo tells Brendon and Rachel, whichever is there, if he's up against them at the end in the HOH comp he'll give it to them. He goes in to get something to eat, and Rachel goes into the 'yeah, it's personal' shpiel
Brendon: I didn't have to say anything for them to be dicks.
Rachel: And I've asked Ragan three times to talk to me, and he won't. Last week he was my best friend.
Brendon: They use the excuse it's just game, it's not personal, but f you, that's an excuse to be a bitch, an a**hole. You might not get caught in real life, no one will call you out on it. I will.
Rachel: They were two females in the kitchen talking bad about Brendon right in front of me! I'm like, we - a, we're in love, we fell in love on the show and b, we're on the block...
Brendon: She was holed up in our room last week, wanting to deal, and when it changes... if you say something and its NOT true, it doesn't bother them.
Rachel: I feel the biggest mistake I mad in the game was getting rid of Kristen. I'm sorry, Hayden, but we didn't know.
--Lessa: ouch. right in front of him...
Hayden: I have to do what's right for me.
Enzo derails the conversation, by asking about America's favorite. Brendon brings it right back to Matt and Ragan and their alliance, and how they're the powerhouse.
Brendon: Here's what's gonna happen. Matt and Ragan are gonna go after the athletes.
Rachel: They're gona get us, but they're gonna go after you two next.
Brendon: And who are they gonna put up next to the one of us who stays?
Rachel: And they put Kathy up as a pawn because they don't care about her at all!
Brendon: ...and she knows it.
Rachel: If I were you, I wouldn't hang out with me. Just saying.
Enzo: I hang out with whoever the f I want too! My personality has got me this far.
Brendon: Your independent nature, and Hayden's will only give you a couple more weeks.
Rachel: Matt only will play with someone he thinks he can beat. He thinks he can beat Ragan, and thinks if he takes Britney to final two, he'll win.
--Lessa: so with everything else, Rachel's psychic? Umhm...
Brendon: Here's our only mistake in the game, we kept our word in this house, and played competitively and were honest.
--Lessa: And with that - I'm out. Night, Dishers!