Big Brother 12: The Overnight Report
Good Morning, BB Lovers! Happy Monday! It's PoV Ceremony Day on the live feeds, but the likelihood of Britney using the PoV to remove either Brendon or Rachel from the block is significantly less than the odds of me winning powerball.
Britney has discussed it with Rachel, and explained that using it would ruin her game, and it would be pointless, since even if one of them came down, the other would still go home.
Last night on the Sunday Show, we learned why Matt's HoH is the most powerful HoH ever in Big Brother: when he opened Pandora's Box, he received the Diamond Power of Veto. It's good for 2 weeks, and with it, he can Veto any nomination and choose the replacement nominee. We believe that the current HoH and regular PoV winner have immunity, but everyone else is up for grabs.
We also had confirmed what we've been saying here on BBDish all along: Ragan accepted the role of saboteur.
Yesterday afternoon, the HGs got another message from the saboteur. From what we can garner from the HGs comments, it was something along the lines of: Brendon's been sabotaging or throwing comps... Brendon and Rachel discuss/joke about it across the pool table at 9:03pm BBT on Cam 3. As most of the HGs think Rachel is the saboteur, none of them are commenting on it.
As I begin writing at 3:37am BBT, Matt's upstairs in HoH, just having finished talking with Enzo. He takes out his rubber duckies and starts running eviction and final 4 and 5 scenarios with them... What does he have up his sleeve? He's not talking, so I just don't know...
OK.. time to get crackin' on the Overnight! I'll be putting it up in sections as I go, so please feel free to refresh periodically to check for more.
Brendon & Rachel
Brendon makes another offer to fall on his sword...
Rachel: So what up? What're you thinkin'?
Brendon: I'm thinkin' that... I wanna be your knight in shining armor.
Rachel: You are.
Brendon: I want you to stay here.
Rachel: I feel like... I'm gonna ask Britney one last time to use the PoV. What can we promise her that will give her... besides... she wont take, doesn't want money... She's like, well there's a saboteur now in the game, and people will think it's me.
Brendon: She said that?
Brendon: Well, we can (..) Matt, because there's too many inconsistencies in his story. Do you think people would vote you here?
Rachel: I don't know, Brendon. Like on their own will?
Brendon: If I was to ask them.
Rachel: Who are you gonna ask? Like, what are you gonna say?
Brendon: No.. ask Lane, ask Enzo, ask Hayden to vote to keep you here. Would Britney not wanna keep you here? I don't get it.
Rachel: I guess I can ask her that.
Brendon: I mean, if she's really your friend, like she said, the least she could do was evict the person that we want to evict, right? 'Cause Matt said he doesn't push the votes, right?
Rachel: She told me she would tell me, if people were thinking of voting me out.
Brendon: I asked Matt last night.
Rachel: What'd he say?
Brendon: He said, well it's like, I heard you in the beginning, and then it was Rachel for the emotional issues, but it's not one way or the other... But as soon as he said the emotional thing, I thought, well, if I cause some drama, they'll want to get rid of me for sure.
Rachel: What emotional issues?
Brendon: Not emotional issues, but like, she's emotionally volatile... Ya know... whatever.. my point is, whatever we want to happen, I want to make sure happens... If it means me pretending to be a dick to people... I don't care. I'll go into the DR and tell em what I'm doing.
Rachel: They're gonna tell you not to do it.
Brendon: ...be a dick to certain HGs to make sure they vote against me, and then to people I do like, hey, I need you to vote to keep her here, because I want her here, ya know? If I have to do it, I have to do it. Ya know? Nothing personal. I can say that to them after the game.
Rachel: Oh, Brendon..
Brendon: Hey... You're more important to me than somebody's friendship in this house.
Rachel: I know that, but I don't want you to come across as a dick.
Brendon: I don't care.. If anybody's been paying attention to the show, then they know me... If I have to get people not to like me, so you stay here, I'll do it.
***It's a lovely Galahad gesture, Brendon, but they already don't like you, and Rachel's the Quiz Queen. End of story.
Brendon plans to make a PoV speech to get Britney (and others) to hate him, joking that it worked for Andrew...
This conversation is ongoing in the flashback area of the live feeds, if you'd like to check it out. You can pick up from this point around 9:34pm BBT on Cam 1. I've gotta move forward...
Rachel & Britney
Rachel makes another effort to get Britney to use the PoV on her, saying she'd offer anything, and trying to appeal to Britney's love of the game, as Rachel tells her how being on Big Brother has always been a dream of hers, etc...
Britney is kind and patient (and working for a jury vote), but she will not bend on this issue, since the only person whose game would be changed by her using the PoV would be her own. Whoever remained on the block would still go home, and Britney feels she would be cutting her own life short in the game.
Britney: I know you don't wanna campaign against him, and I can understand that, but if you do really wanna stay, I think the best thing you can do is try to get votes.
Rachel: Just so you know, tomorrow at the PoV Ceremony, I'm gonna say, Britney, I think you should use the PoV on me, because I'll give you $5,000 and anything else you need, and I really wanna be here more than anything in the world. I've wanted this since before I can remember.. And that's probably the extent of the campaigning I'm gonna do.
***And we're movin' on!
Cams 1 & 2
Ragan & Britney
Matt and Lane are playing pool.
The Rachel bash continues. Britney's laughing, as Ragan does his Rachel walking from the Hammock to the glass door impersonation, checking himself out and primping in every mirror along the way...
Lane: What're you doin?
Britney: An impersonation of Rachel walking from the hammock to the glass door...
Britney: For her to care so much about how she looks, she really looks like crap every day.
Ragan: (arrives to the couch) If I were her, I would never look in a mirror for as long as I live.
Britney: I know, right? I mean, really, for someone who's checking their appearance so much, she's the one who I see looking more and more terrible all the time.
Ragan: I know.
Britney: Like sometimes she goes to the DR looking like... She just looks like a a storm of feces.
Ragan: Ok, here's the deal..
Britney: Like, her makeup is so janxy, and her bottom eyeliner comes down to here, and it just looks terrible.
Ragan: Can we make some Big Brother rules for future contestants?
Britney: Good idea.
Hayden makes his way over to the couch.
Ragan: OK, rule number one. Regarding hair extensions. Unless these hair extensions are sewn into your hair, and you just got it done right before the show, you cannot do removable hair extensions...
Ragan: ..on the show. It makes no sense.
Britney: There's no continuity, for one thing. For another, make sure your hair extensions match...
Hayden: Can I interrupt this conversation for a sec?
Hayden: The funniest thing yet..
Ragan: Oh no. What's that?
Hayden: The night Rachel's talking about her ex-boyfriend... Brendon's getting riled up... and he's asking about stats and match-ups... What's gonna happen if I fight him? Am I gonna beat him?
Britney's reaction is hand to her head. Ragan's mouth drops open.
Hayden: Where's he from? Is his family rich? Is his family poor? Going off, and Rachel's like, tellin' Britney, he is so good looking and he's so buff. He ran this long race. He gets first place every time he runs a race, and Brendon's just like...
Britney: Oooh my gosh... When I walked through earlier, she was talking about Brendon licking tequila off of her body.
Hayden: (makes a vomit noise)
Britney: She said she was gonna pour tequila all over her body and let Brendon lick it off.
Ragan: You realize you're on national television, right?? "No, but I woke up with puke all over my body and I was..."
Britney: "..and I was clutching hundred dollar bills. " I swear to you, if I was dying of thirst, and hadn't drank a drop of water in 6 days, and there was only.. the only option for water came from Rachel's belly button, I would just choose death.
Ragan: haha. I said, the most disgusting... this is mean... the most disgusting liquid on the planet earth is Rachel's bathwater.
Ragan: Ok.. we have to stop..
Hayden: We have to stop. We're stooping to their level.
Ragan: We do. hehe. We're being as bad as they are. hehe. Britney and I said in bed yesterday that..
Britney: Oh, Gaw, this is horrible..
Ragan: ...that.. well, no no no no no, the 72 hour thing.. We we saying that we just have to get it out of our system. We have a lot clogged up. It's not enough.. If it gets past the 72 hour mark.. We can do it for up to 72 hours, but if we go over 72 hours, then it's too much... So it's kinda like the stocks... The Big Brother stocks...
Hayden: Oh, man...
Ragan: You're trying to get
Hayden: ..as close as you can to the point, without going over.
Ragan: Right. 72 hours of just railing on them, non-stop, and then, done. And I think we're getting close.
Britney: We're making rules for future Big Brother contestants... Removable hair extensions is one of our new rules. They're non-negotiable.
Hayden: I mean, you're on national television. Represent yourself well.
Ragan: I mean, look. Let's break it down, live feed.
Ragan: I know...
Hayden: wait.. (hayden fluffs his hair..)
Ragan: Hayden's fixing his hair.
Hayden: This is like a talk show.
Ragan: It is a talk show. So.. look... (the camera pans out for a 3 shot, as if they're hosting a news program)
Ragan: I know I do cast stones, living in a glass house. I realize that I have been farting non-stop. I own that. I realize that some of my poos have been less than pleasant, but you have to understand, this is a symptom of the slop. (He turns to Britney) Have I been farty or grossly pooey the last few days?
Britney: No. (She turns to Hayden for his commentary)
Hayden: No, No.
Ragan: Not at all, right? Once I got off the slop...
Britney: It's the slop.
Ragan: Once I started being a have, I was ok. So... I know. I'm not above it, but there's no need, if you're on national television, to talk about waking up with vomit all over yourself, clutching on to hundred dollar bills....
Britney: (purses her lips and shakes her head no, a la Kathy Lee)
Ragan: ...that you just got from turning multiple tricks in Las Vegas. There's no need to discuss diarrhea...
Ragan: ...coming out of of your body..
Ragan: ..at a party, in front of a group of business men..
Hayden: Now, Britney, let's turn to you. What's your take on the situation, Britney?
Britney: I think that the rule of thumb, inside the Big Brother house, is just to always think, is what I'm about to say classy or not? And if it is not, you definitely need to rethink the statement. And even if you're gonna say something non-classy, perhaps don't just say anything that would make you look like a giant whore. Ya know? If you have slightly whorish moments, that have to come out.. Ya know, one or two accidents, maybe? But let's not say anything overtly obnoxious. And nobody wants to see your areolas.
Hayden: In my opinion, you gotta take the classic WWJD. What Would Julie Do...
Ragan: I love it!
Hayden: ...in each situation.
Ragan: I love it. I love it.
Hayden: If Julie Chen says, "Yes, that's acceptable." Clearly it's acceptable. If she says, "Let's turn to somebody else," that's not acceptable.
Britney: And Julie's a witty woman. You know, every now and then, if that's what she said, or some other sexual thing might be ok, but what we don't think is ok, is when you work out in your bikini, and we see your feedle-da from behind...
Hayden: Another no-no is changing your bikini top in the spa.
Hayden: It's great, once in a while. More than once? Nooo. Back to you, Ragan...
***This continues for quite a while, and others join in, but.. wait for it... I've got to move forward into the evening. If you'd like to catch the Talk Show in the flashback section of the live feeds, go to Camera 1 at 11:00pm to see it from the beginning.
Backyard - Couch
Enzo, Matt & Rachel
Funny Flashback Find.
Enzo and Rachel are talking about their roles in the show. Enzo's the ring around the collar. Rachel's the sequins on the ring around the collar. Rachel ends up likening her boobs to Enzo's jeans... He hasn't washed them in the 6 years he's had them, because that would suck the life out of them. As for the boobs, she's had them for 6 years, and sometimes you just gotta pull em out. Vegas and Jersey, on the same page... err.. Kinda.
***Moving forward... A few minutes after midnight, we find Matt & Hayden whispering in Jumanji, and Britney & Ragan upstairs talking about their favorite subject of the week: Rachel and her psychological weaknesses.
Brendon & Rachel
Rachel reports back to Brendon about her meeting with Britney, telling him what Britney said.
Rachel: She was saying that, if we leave it up to the house, no one's gonna decide til Wednesday, and the only thing we can do is campaign for the other one to stay.
Rachel: That's what Britney said.
Brendon: You think people.. Did you ask her if people would go for that?
Rachel: I did, and she said yes.
Rachel: Because she said that... (whispering now) Lane is telling her stuff, because she said that you've been going around saying, "Rachel deserves this more and Rachel needs to be here over you, and that you really don't wanna be here..." and the only person you said that to is Lane, right?
Rachel: So Lane is obviously telling Britney stuff.
Brendon: Yeah.. well.. I knew that to begin with. I didn't say I didn't wanna be here. I just said..
Rachel: She said you said you don't wanna be here.
Brendon: That's not true.
Rachel: Well, whoever said that to her, said you don't wanna be here. Bottom line is, Brendon...
Brendon: I don't care.. I don't care what people think about me.
Rachel: And I don't care what people think about me. Bottom line is, they want to break us up, and I don't think anyone in this house cares which one of us goes.
***And that's where you're wrong, Rach.
Rachel: ...and I think that that's what the saboteur message was about today too. That they wanna reinforce that you're a competitor also.
Brendon: To try to get you out?
Rachel: No, to try to make us even. To make sure that people don't just think that I'm the strong competitor.
Rachel: To make us on an even playing field, which I'm thinking that, it's possible the saboteur... I think it's CBS feeding the saboteur sh*t though... I think they wanna reinforce the fact that you're a strong competitor.
They get up from the couch. Rachel heads inside to use the restroom.. Enzo and Hayden are in there. Enzo on the couch, Hayden in the shower...
Rachel & Lane
Rachel: But who knows? America could hate me.
Lane: Why would they hate you?
***Rachel, if you knew what Lane had a habit of doing in the shower, you would not be standing there touching yourself right now...
Rachel: Ya know.. They might think my boobs are a little too big... My attitude matches my boobs... and.. who knows?
Lane: America does not hate you.
Rachel: Lane, we don't know. We're stuck in a bubble.
Lane: Yeah, I know.
Rachel: They could hate my guts, or they could be obsessed with me, but we'll never know, until September.
Lane: Well, for them to hate you, they gotta love you, 'cuz they're payin' attention to you.
Rachel: Well, that's true. I agree with that point. 100%. And I would say any day, I'd rather be curvy than skinny.
Lane: Mm hmm
Rachel: ...cuz curvy are way cooler than skinny girls.
Lane: Definitely. I definitely agree right there.
***I'd feel so much more comfortable right now if I could see Lane's hands...
Rachel: I think so. Any guy would agree, right?
Lane: I would definitely agree there.
Rachel: Not to toot my own horn, but.. Bam Bam..
Lane: Definitely agree right there. Skinny girls are out.
Rachel: Skinny girls are not cool. Curvy is what's up.
Backyard - Pool Table
Brendon, Enzo, Hayden, Rachel
Brendon's giving a sell that Matt & Ragan are after the two of them, due to their athletic prowess. Hayden's playing along well. Enzo can barely keep a straight face, until the topic of Matt possibly being treasonous to the Brigade comes up...
Brendon: ...so intimidated by us, like, by the athletes, they're gonna try to take us out. Like they'll take me out and use an excuse like, "Oh you've won PoVs" or whatever. Bullsh*t. Britney's won more PoVs than I have.
Rachel: But the thing is...
Brendon: That's crap. So they're gonna try to take us out, and then Britney's gonna sell everyone else out.
Rachel: Let's say, for instance, whichever one of us stays, the other one's gonna be the target for the next week.
Rachel: Kathy will be the target next. Then it's gonna be you and Enzo, regardless.
***Well, ya had it up til there...
Brendon: And Kathy's gonna be the target...
Rachel: (talking over each other) Regardless, whether they try to kiss your ass, whether they try to say, "oh, we're friends, we're good, we're good."
Hayden: I do believe that. 'Cause I know, like for me...
Rachel: It's a new game now.
Hayden: I was aligned with Kristen. People know that.
Brendon: I told you that Matt and Ragan were trying to keep Kristen here, and get you out.
Rachel: They did want that. That's a true story.
Brendon: And they, and they were tellin' everybody in the house...
Enzo: Who said that?
Rachel: Matt n Ragan. They both came to me and said, Rachel, what do you think if Kristen stays and Hayden goes, and I was like, I don't want to say this to hurt you at all...
Rachel: 'Cause Kristen has to stay, she has to play her game too. They're like, yeah, there's gonna be a 3 person alliance. It's gonna be Enzo, Hayden and Lane, and no matter what, nobody's gonna be able to beat them, and I'm sure you guys have heard..
Enzo: That's what she was saying.
Rachel: Not just her, but Ragan and Matt.
Enzo: Kristen also told Brendon that I was comin' afta' him too, and I said nothin' of the sort.
Rachel: Yeah. Right and, not only that, but plenty of people..
Brendon: Well, we found out that that was Matt tryin' to spread rumors. Matt was sayin' we were gonna put up Kristen..
Rachel: The think is, Matt and Ragan are intimidated by me.
Rachel: That's why they want me gone. Bottom line. They're scared of me, because Matt and Ragan know that with you two guys playing endurance competition.. Well let's not even say endurance competition...But final 2, where Matt and Ragan are playing twice, I would give them a f**king run for their money.
Rachel: I think they know that. And, let's be honest here, I believe that you guys know that too.
Rachel continues on about her comp prowess... Lane comes outside, effectively ending the conversation. Hayden and Brendon play pool... Rachel chats across the yard with Lane, who's on the couch, about not being able to best him in pool, but maybe drinking? Rachel continues, talking about her excessive drinking. Brendon: "That's my girl."
Meanwhile, up in HoH with Matt, Ragan and Britney, the talk is Brendon, Rachel and the Saboteur... Ragan's complaining that Brendon's too loud in the morning. Britney says he's the worst...
Lane goes inside, and so does Enzo. This enables Rachel and Brendon to continue talking "game" with Hayden. Rachel's pushing the idea that keeping her is smart, because while she's physical, she's not as physical as them, and there's no way she could beat them in a physical comp.
Enzo checks in with Lane on Camera 3...
Enzo: These guys are desperate for an alliance, yo.
Lane: Oh. really? What're they saying?
Enzo: They keep askin' about you.
Lane: Good or bad?
Enzo: Good. They want you.
Lane: Oh, sh*t. They're recruitin'?
Enzo: They're trying to recruit.
Bottom line... Enzo regarding Rachel...
Enzo: B*tch, you're going to the jury house this week.
***But he'll happily take your quiz knowledge "powers" before you go.
Enzo & Lane
Enzo and Lane continue their powwow at the dining table, likening the brigade to "4 saboteurs running loose in the house, before there even was a saboteur..."
Enzo: We have to continue this for a week, just in case Brendon wins HoH.
Lane: mm hmm
Enzo: He might even put up Ragan and Britney. That's what he's talkin' about. F*ck it. That's even better too. One of them goes home, and that's it, we're free.
Lane: mm hm
Enzo: I would take out Ragan, if that happens.
Enzo: And we'll keep Britney, 'cause Britney's closer with me and you.
Lane: Yeah, Britney can help.
Enzo: Yeah. She's a little sneak, too.
Enzo goes on a little riff about sending Britney to the jury house (ultimately)...
Enzo: They got Fruit Loops there, Britney. Don't worry about it. You'll be alright. Nick'll know that you're safe over there. Don't worry about it.
Enzo then tells Lane that Kristen nearly had the Brigade figured out (according to what Rachel just told him), and Lane is quite impressed.
There's really no new game information after this point.
Around the house...
- Upstairs, It's a Rachel bash fest, and Ragan is the star of the show.
- Downstairs, Rachel and Brendon are under the covers, enjoying forgetting the game for a little while...
The house remains solid: Rachel is going home.
This concludes the Overnight Report! Happy Monday, BB Lovers!
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