Big Brother 13: The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Live Show Day!!
Today the game we love starts all over again with a live eviction, a new golden key holder and a brand new Head of Household! Will the power shift to the newbies, or will the veteran HGs maintain their complete and total domination?
I've been up with the HGs and my 1st 2 cups of coffee since 1:15am BBT, and the following little exchange just made me laugh out loud:
Kalia: Is he supposed to see you plucking your whiskers?
Rachel: I shave his butt crack.
Brendon: Oh please, live feeds, be off.
Rachel: I was joking, for anyone who was listening...
***hahaha! It goes on from there! If you'd like to see it in the flashback area of the live feeds, go to July 14, feed 1, 2:48am BBT. I find that flashback starts 2 minutes earlier than live, and that's the live time, so actually starting at 2:46am might be a good idea. ;)
For another morning flashback giggle to go with your coffee, you *must* go watch Kalia's Informercial for "Curl Master."
Hysterical! It's at 3:26am BBT on Feed 1.
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OK.. Let's get this Overnight Report going!
On Feed 3 - Jordan's upstairs in the HoH bathtub, oiling up her legs and talking game with Kalia...
Meanwhile, on feed 1, Shelly & Cassi are talking game, as well. We'll join them.
Shelly & Cassi
As we join Shelly and Cassi, they're talking about Porsche.
Cassi: She's such an idiot in my eyes, and I'm just like, why don't you like me?
Shelly: But you have to remember, some things you just can't compete in, and then it's frustrating, and then you try to use everything else you have, and that doesn't work... She's not getting the attention from the boys. That bothers her! Because, I can't tell you how many times she's told me how good lookin' she is. She's like, everybody's jealous of me because I'm so good looking.
Shelly: (laughs) You listen. You go back and listen.
Cassi: Wow. hahaha
Shelly: It's been said at least twice. Who says that in real life?
Jeff joins them at the couch...
Cassi: Not this girl.
Shelly: Jeff does. All the time.
Jeff: Say what?
Shelly: How good looking.. How incredibly hot you are.
Jeff: Oh.. that...
Shelly: You know, you go through each day, and you make sure everyone knows by sayin' it.
Keith: You have to!
Shelly: Oh puh-lease. You don't even do it.
Jeff: That's how I roll.
Shelly: Those are the things that blow my mind. Like.. did you just say that??
Jeff: (whispers) Who're you talking about?
Shelly: (mouths the word) Porsche.
While Jordan, Brendon and Lawon are outside on the couch chatting on feeds 1 and 2, Kalia and Porsche are in the bathroom brushing their teeth on Feeds 3 & 4. Porsche takes the opportunity to talk a little game to Kalia..
The water's running during Kalia and Porsche's conversation, making it very difficult to make out, so we'll join the outside crew.
Jordan, Brendon, Lawon
Brendon: Jordan, Did you ever watch your whole season?
Jordan: mm hmm. I did.
Brendon: How long did it take you?
Jordan: A while! And I was like wow.. Just certain things.
Brendon: Isn't it so weird.. what they showed and what they didn't?
Jordan: Yeah, cuz it's like, there's so much stuff that you do that you think, oh my God, they're gonna show all this...
Jordan: And then um..
Lawon: They don't.
Jordan: They don't.
***And that, my friends, is why you need the feeds. Otherwise, you're just not watching Big Brother.
Jordan: And some stuff.. You're like, wow, I thought they were talking about me, and they weren't.. Or when you hear stuff people said about you that was mean.. Things like that.
***Awww! Poor sweetie.
Rachel, Dominic, Keith, Dani
Rachel's describing Dominic and Dani's fantasy prom date, for their entertainment and ours.
Rachel: And you guys are in the carriage on your way to prom, and he's whispering sweet nothings in your ear...
Daniele: Like what? I need a for instance.
Rachel: For instance, he's like, Daniele..
Daniele: He calls me D.
Rachel: So he's like, D, if only I could take all those sequins off from your special areas...
Dani: Wow! These are some intense sweet nothings!
This is ongoing...
On Feed 3, Porsche is checking in with Jordan. Jordan tells her she's got nothing to worry about. Porsche is whispering and crinkling a plastic bag whilst talking, so in lieu of reaching through the feeds to do her bodily harm, I'm moving on.
On all Feeds, Rachel, Dani, Keith and Dominic are still enjoying the Prom Fantasy.. Porsche has now joined them.
The prom fantasy is still going, and it's attracting more HGs. Adam has now joined the group.
Brendon, Rachel & Daniele
Daniele's concerned about Jeff's behavior with the newbies, and she's sharing that with Rachel and Brendon.
Dani: Seriously. They're talking. They're not stupid. They're all working together. They're looking at us like we're a bunch of bozos. He's acting.. He's walking around like he owns this house. He's threatening people and stuff.. He's like, we have the numbers...
Dani: (whispered) It's stupid!
At 1am BBT on Feed 1, they are still talking... Now they've moved on to the coming HoH.
Rachel: This HoH..
Dani: I know you guys think it'll be a physical one. I don't.
Rachel: It doesn't matter. It's still better if Jordan wins this one...
Dani: If it's something she's good at.
Brendon's uncomfortable having this conversation downstairs, so they agree to move it up to HoH.. Meanwhile, over on feed 3...
Jeff, Jordan, Kalia
As I land in the room...
Jordan: Burned my armpits!
Kalia: Well,. you're not supposed to do it after you shave.
Jordan: oh. Well, I don't wear it anymore. I use something else that works.
Kalia: What do you use now?
Jordan: It's this green tea stuff from Elizabeth Arden. It's really good. It works... cuz I had a sweating problem real bad.
After mouthing and low-whispering a little game for a few seconds, Kalia leaves, and Jeff and Jordan dissolve into cuteness.
Jordan: We're the same color. Did you notice that.
Jeff: (in a terrible southern accent) We're the same cotton-pickin' color.
Jordan: My hair is greasy.
Dominic: Alright. Let's talk some game, 'cause we never talk game.. So.. First off, I never said I was targeting you guys. How'd that come out?
Jeff: We hear things.
Dominic: I never said I was targeting you guys. And I don't wanna target you guys. I like you guys.
Jeff: So who would you target?
Dominic: I don't know. I wasn't planning on picking targets before I win HoH. Why would I do that?
Dominic: I mean, honestly, to be 100% honest, I don't have a partner like you guys have. So to go after you guys would just be a stupid move for me, cuz that would just piss you guys off. And you guys are playing with Brendon and Rachel right now.. cuz that's all you have..
Jeff: mm hmm
Dominic: So like I don't have a target that I've picked out like even before I win HoH. Why would I? But I like you guys. Why would I wanna get you outta the house? And if you're gonna tell me that you're not a threat to me, then..
Dominic stand up on the bed and looks through the hole in the wall to make sure no one's in the other room listening. Jordan giggles.
Dominic: But am I a target for you guys?
Jeff: No. You might have been early on, but you're not..
Dominic: I mean, my whole thing is, I will be willing to cut deals. If someone's gonna keep me off or keep me safe. I'm not looking towards the end. I'm not looking towards.. I'm thinking week to week, day to day.
Jordan: Yeah. That's what we do.
Jeff: That's the smart way to do it.
Dominic: But you also gotta understand that I don't wanna make enemies.. and I don't have anyone to trust or confide in..
Jeff: Right.. But you have to make.. On our part.. I could trust you, but you'd have to show some kind of sign of trust.
Dominic: Exactly. That's what I'm saying to you guys too.
Jeff: Like, if you did win, and you didn't put us up and took out someone else, you would have 100% trust from me.
Dominic: Ok, so if I did that and took out Brendon and Rachel, would that work into your plan?
Jeff: Right now, we're all trying to get to where we play as individuals.
Jordan: And that's not gonna help.
Jordan: It would be smart for you to team up with Brendon and Rachel and us, because they're Great...
Dominic: They are great.
Jordan: They could help get you to where we play individually. And then, we all know, when it gets to individually, it's game on.
Dominic: But when that happens, I'm in a really bad spot. Because you two would have each other.. They would have each other...
Jeff: That's if we get through.
This is ongoing, and you can watch it in flashback, but I've got a lot more ground to cover in the Overnight, so I've got to move forward.
Dani, Rachel, Brendon
They're talking about the mini-golf, taking note of who's been doing well with it.
Rachel: Lawon's good.
Dani: Is he?
Brendon: Honestly, all their goal is, is to get the ball in. Nobody's aiming for poles. Everyone's just f'ing randomly shooting it to see if they can get a ball in.
Dani: Well, Lawon, remember we all though he was gonna throw it? I have a feeling he's not. He gave Cassi this creepy look, and he's like, I'm gooood.
Rachel: And have you noticed he's been acting differently towards you and I? Like more distant?
Dani: Maybe a little bit.. But he's been all huggy over Cassi..
Rachel: Exactly. That's what I mean.
Dani: Well, duh. But we already knew...
Rachel: It has nothing to do with working against.. This is what I'm thinking when I see someone act like that, because of my season last summer ..
Dani: Uh huh.
Rachel: That when someone acts like that, it's not.. We obviously know they're working together.. But what this has to do with is between him telling you he's gonna throw the competition, and him telling Cassi he's not...
Brendon: Well, it doesn't matter. It's not like it's effecting our game.
***if looks could kill
Dani: What we're saying is, he's not gonna throw it.
Rachel: Just like Shelly, I really think.. She really wants this HoH, but not only that, I don't know if she's gonna vote they way we want her to...
***Paranoia will destroy ya...
Brendon: All we need is one f'ing vote.
Dani: All we need is Kalia then..
Jeff & Jordan
Jeff and Jordan are running hypothetical scenarios ...
Jeff: Well, if we got rid of Dominic, Cassi would come.
Jordan: Yeah, but I think she would pair up with Daniele.
Jeff: Daniele hates her.
Jordan: They seem like they like..
Jeff: Daniele seems like she does, but she hates her. Daniele's in the best position..
Jordan: oh, I know...
Jeff: After this week, there's one more week of golden keys, then the 4th golden key is like nothing..
Dani, Rachel, Brendon
Dani: Ok, 1st I wanna tell you, Stop thinking so much.
Brendon: She'll "conspiriorize" everything.. Everything will be a conspiracy theory.
Dani: (ignoring Brendon and addressing Rachel) You know what I'm saying. STOP thinking so much, first of all.. Second of all, getting screwed how? Just in this game?
Rachel: Yeah, because we lost Dick..
ok.. nothing earth shattering.. moving on...
Rachel, Brendon & Dani
Dani: (to Brendon) Her idea was really good... If Dominic wins HoH.. or Adam.. Jump up and down. Give em hugs and everything. Because, who cares, it's gonna put fear into every one of them, and no matter what he says to them,
Brendon: They're not gonna believe him.
Dani: They're not gonna believe him. He's gonna look like a jackhole. It's gonna be really funny.
Brendon: But we're not all jumpin' up and down, are we?
Dani: Just you and Jeff.
Brendon: oh, ok.
Dani: It'll be really funny.
***I love this idea!
Dominic & Cassi
Backyard - MiniGolf
It appears Jeff and Jordan's little talk with Dominic had a positive effect...
Dominic: But the point is, if they win this, me and you are gonna have to sit down and seriously rethink our plan of action here.
Cassi: Tomorrow's a big day.
Dominic: In all honesty, we might have to make a power move
Cassi: Such as?
Dominic: If I can stick with you, and I make sure we're both safe, and I can say, 100% you keep me and Cassi safe til after couples split, 100%, and we cut that deal? That might not be a bad thing for us... because after couples split, we would know, me and you would have to stick together, number one, and Dani would probably roll with us, over the two of them. And then hopefully Lawon sticks around, and then it's 4 on 2 on 2. Now the odds of that really happening...
Cassi: As long as Porsche goes, I still feel pretty good that even if they won every hoh for the next 3, you me and Lawon would still be safe.. as long as Porsche's not here.
Dominic: I agree with that too.
Cassi: Cuz her vote would rub it off.
Dominic: Right, which is why we don't need to make any deals yet.. But it is something to think about. But if we do that deal, we need to do it together. There's no way I'm making that deal and going in there alone.. Cuz if I do that and you go home, I'm F*cked!
Cassi: That's why I didn't make a deal in HoH...
Dominic: Me neither.. But Jeff was pressuring me, saying, look, if you wanna make a deal with us, with me and Jordan, you need to make it before HoH. And I was like, Why? And he's all, because after, everyone's gonna wanna make a deal with us. And I was like, that's a valid point.. And then Keith walked in...
Dominic: But it is something to think about. And the only way that deal's being made is if you do it with me, and Dani's on board.
Cassi: And if we do it, then what? We throw the rest of the HoHs? That's a scary equation.. That leaves Adam, Lawon... What do you think Adam would do if he won HoH? Would he put one of them up?
Dominic: I feel like Adam will do what I tell him to do.
Cassi: The thing that's bad about Adam being so into this game is that he idolizes those people.
Dominic: He does.
Cassi: So I couldn't see him gettin' past that and playing the game like it's gotta be played.
Dominic: I can see him putting Jeff & Jordan up, but not Brendon and Rachel.
Interesting developments last night on the live feeds! The HGs were up quite a bit later, but this is pretty much it for game talk... and this is the end of our Overnight Report!
The time is now 8am BBT, and as I look in on the feeds, Shelly's in the shower, having practiced her mini-golfing skills for quite a while now while the rest of the house slept. Curious.. She's showering with her bathing suit top on.
We'll open a Morning Report when there's any conversation (or monologue) to cover... or when BB wakes the House guests for the day... Whichever comes first! :0)
Happy Live Show Day!