BB13: Saturday Wake- up, Aug 20

Good Morning BB Dishers!

Today is the PoV Competition and there will a lot of anticipation and aftermath on the live feeds!

With everyone except Rachel playing, the odds are stacked against Dani and Kalia who are this week's number one targets! Will Dani pull another PoV out of a hat for her birthday; or will she honor the fake F3 alliance with Jeff and Jordan, throwing the competition? If Adam and Shelly win the PoV would they use it as per Jeff's request so that he can put Daniele on the block? If Daniele wins the PoV and pulls one of them off the block, who would Jeff's replacement nominee be?

My bet is on Adam though everyone else will be pushing for Rachel to be nominated and evicted. There have already been quite a few attempts by Shelly, Porsche and Kalia to get this to happen, but Jeff is not budging from his desire to get Dani booted out of the house this week and keep Rachel in his close alliance until the coast is clear. Furthermore, Shelly's campaign against Rachel is having the opposite of her desired effect, bringing Rachel closer to Jeff and Jordan while making Shelly suspicious in their eyes.

Meanwhile, Rachel was doing her part to throw Daniele off her game last night by trying to hit Daniele's buttons. This worked, getting Daniele even more aggravated but opening the gate to people complaining to Jeff and Jordan about Rachel's behavior. This didnt' phaze either of them who both shrugged it off as Rachel being Rachel, putting her firmly on their side.

If you want to get caught up on last night's events and game talk please read Carolyn's amazing Overnight Report! :) While I'm on the subject, please give Carolyn hugs and thanks for enduring a whole day of updating yesterday because I was dealing with a personal emergency. Team Carolyn all the way! :)

8:21 AM BBT
Wakey, Wakey House Guests!

8:37 AM BBT
They're up and talking!

• Porsche and Shelly are chattering in the bathroom while putting on their faces. Shelly is in the process of telling Porsche she needs to work hard to win the Veto when Rachel walks in. Rachel greets them and tells them not to worry, she will do a good job hosting for them before going to the washroom. Shelly and Porsche make faces and whisper something not so nice about her. Talk turns to make-up.
• Daniele and Kalia are up and complaining.
• Porsche goes to the Asylum room where the complaining continues.
• Rachel asks Shelly nicely if she's excited about the PoV. Shelly plays nice to Rachel's face. They speculate about what the competition would be like.

• 8:47 AM BBT, Daniele gets up to use the washroom. Rachel greets her with Happy Birthday. I don't hear a reply. Talk turns to taking a Have Not shower. Rachel gives Daniele some pointers on how to do it with least amount of discomfort. Talk turns to the usual morning chatter about how people slept, when they went to bed etc.
• On quad, Daniele asks if it's too gross if she shaves her arm pits in the sink if she cleans it up. Rachel says no. Shelly adds it wouldn't be the worst thing she saw in the sink. Kalia joins them. Shelly is super exuberant with greeting her.
• BB tells Kalia in no uncertain terms to put on her microphone. Kalia goes to the kitchen to get milk and Shelly tells her to get her microphone first.
• Shelly and Daniele joke about their speculating about a night-time PoV. When Rachel pipes in that once they got the alcohol, she assumed there wouldn't be; you can hear crickets. They ignore her and continue joking with each other.
• 9:03 AM BBT, Rachel is called to DR. When she leaves, let the trash talk begin. How she's the worst. How she will be hated even more when she gets out. etc. Shelly says, "Good luck getting a job."
• DR Leak.

Rachel: Hey, hey, hey!

Man's voice: How are you doing?

Rachel: Great! Just hanging in the Big Brother house! How are you?"

• Meanwhile, Shelly plots about what else of Rachel's she will hide and destroy.
• The feeds switch to the Asylum room where Kalia and Porsche plot to get Jeff out next week. Kalia says that she doesn't think Adam and Shelly are as much in the Jeff/Jordan camp as they think. Kalia calls Jeff a douche bag. They speculate whether they are Jeff's target not Daniele. Porsche hopes Daniele would win the Veto and pull her off the block. (*Umm yeah, tell the other person on the block and in your alliance that.)

• 9:18 AM BBT, the feeds switch to Shelly and Daniele engaged in their favorite activity - talking about people behind their backs. Adam is on the receiving end this time, then onto Rachel. Then onto how much Kalia eats. They are going for Gold in Sycophancy.
• Rachel comes out of DR and into the kitchen. 
• Porsche is called to DR.

• Rachel tries to engage them in conversation and we're taken back to the grade school-yard freeze-out. They barely acknowledge her and just talk to each other.
• Shelly leaves and Rachel asks Daniele if they can talk later this week. Daniele curtly answers, "Yeah."
• Porsche joins the living.
• Adam joins the living too. Shelly immediately confronts him on his "booger flicking". Adam pinpoints as Daniele being the one who started the rumor. It's in good fun. Shelly is smashing the little basketball within an inch of its deflating life.
• "Big Jeff" comes downstairs. Rachel greets him. Jeff leaves the room.
• Rachel leaves the kitchen and Shelly begins her Endurance game of bash the Rachel.

• Jeff comes in and asks what the awkwardness is all about. Shelly and Adam are quick to deny it. Shelly and Daniele continue to mock Rachel. Shelly says the target is way off of Jeff and onto (she waves her arm in a direction, probably meaning Rachel). Jeff challenges her about that statement in front of Daniele. Shelly backpedals and changes the subject to Adam's boogers. Daniele leaves and Jeff challenges Shelly again on her target statement. She deflects by talking about how well Jordan must have slept...
• Shelly starts rapping... (she so gangsta...)
• They can still hear building noises coming from outside. Shelly speculates and Skippy escorts us out briefly.
• BB is in the process of doing the pre-PoV DRs. Once they're all done and Rachel is called to DR for the second time, it will be our cue for Trivia and the PoV competition.

• 10:08 AM BBT, feeds switch to the Candy room where Adam has joined Rachel in speculating about the competition. Adam thinks it will be the stockade again. Rachel gives him some pointers. They don't think it will be physical or too big. Porsche joins them briefly and talks about her acting career.
• 10: 26 AM BBT, Adam says it's a but messed up that the HoH picked the Have Nots. Rachel says it's part of the game, and that Daniele and Porsche had to know it was coming since they have never been. Adam says that he would have taken one for the team taking Rachel's or Shelly's place as a Have not. Rachel says she would have replaced Shelly as a Have not because she was one for 3 weeks and it wouldn't have been fair.
• 10:33 AM BBT, all quiet in the BB house... The critters seem to be shoring their energy for the upcoming PoV but since all feeds are in the Candy room, it's just assumption on my part.
• 10:43 AM BBT, feeds switch to Shelly and Daniele. Shelly is saying the day is going better for Daniele if she could only get rid of the slop. Porsche joins them. Porsche puts her ear up against the door and BB yells at her to knock it off! Shelly is cleaning again. Porsche and Daniele thank her. Shelly says she cleaned the toilet for Daniele since she's downstairs among the peasants now... (*HUH?)

• Porsche takes the opportunity to make the discussion between Adam and Rachel in the Candy room suspicious to Daniele. Daniele complains about cramps. She goes on to complain about the slop that she's been on less than a day.
• Porsche and Daniele go back to bed in the Asylum room. The complaining continues. BB tells them not to obstruct their microphones and Daniele starts singing. Skippy intervenes. When the feeds return and they start singing again. Skippy intervenes again. When the feeds return, the two are complaining about production. Porsche says there's no nutritional value in egg whites. (*eye roll)

• 11:04 AM BBT, Daniele and Porsche engage in power whispering without their mics on. All I hear is Jeff. Daniele thinks they would put up Adam not Shelly. She adds that Jeff doesn't care about either of them because he thinks he can beat all of them. They say they need to go after the PoV with everything they have. Daniele says that Jordan and Shelly can't win anything. Porsche wonders if they can convince Shelly/Adam (whoever isn't the replacement nominee) to vote for Kalia. They plan on threatening Adam.

• F 3 and 4, 11:17 AM BBT, Daniele has joined Kalia and Shelly in the kitchen. Kalia is complaining about the slop. They move on to their favorite house activity... Rachel.
• Daniele goes back to the Asylum room. Kalia tells Shelly about Porsche saying that she wanted Daniele to win the Veto and take Porsche off. It ticked her off. Shelly brings the conversation back to Rachel and how badly she's acting. Kalia says that Jeff doesn't care about how Rachel is acting. He will keep her because she's on his side. Kalia and Shelly say they can't wait to verbally attack Rachel (to her face this time). Kalia says that there is no way they will be portrayed as the mean girls. (Yes way...) Kalia goes back to complaining about Porsche. 
• Kalia says that the only way they will be safe is if she, Shelly or Daniele win the Veto. She doesn't think  Jordan will win anything and she is hoping Jeff doesn't.
• Looking for spiritual inspiration, Kalia wonders where the Bible is. Shelly says Rachel always takes it. (Why am I not surprised?) She advises her to look on Rachel's bedside table and take it from her.
• Shelly goes to bed and Kalia goes to the Candy room but the Bible isn't there. She tells Shelly she didn't find it. Shelly tells her to look in Rachel's bag but Kalia says she doesn't think Rachel would take the Bible. She goes to take a shower.
• 11:45 AM BBT, Jordan is called to DR.

• F 3 and 4 switch to the ray of sunshine, Jordan is brushing her teeth in HoH. (Win the PoV honey! Shut the naysayers up! :)  She goes on to do some stretches. Jeff is deep in sleep land. Jordan joins him.
• 12:05 PM BBT, all quiet on the BB lot... Come awn BB!! Start the PoV already! :)

• F 1 and 2, 12:11 PM BBT, Kalia and Daniele meet in the bathroom and talk about the competition. Kalia says she hears building noises outside. (Come AWN BB!!) She goes on to complain about what Porsche said to her earlier. Daniele tells her not to take it that way, that she thinks if Kalia is up on the block against Adam, they can get Shelly to vote Adam out... Daniele goes on to complain about the slop for the nth time this morning. (*Are you taking notes, Kalia?)
• They go on to dismiss Jordan, yet again, as a contender to win the Veto.
• Daniele says she has to win the Veto or she's going home while complaining about how much pain she's in. (Are you setting yourself up for throwing the Veto Daniele?)
• Kalia wonders if she has a chance to stay over Porsche. They go on to bemoan the fact that everyone votes like the house and how hard it is to flip it.

• Daniele keeps saying that she's on the downhill slope in BB compared to last season. Kalia complains about not remembering when she last felt safe in the house... (Um... the last 3 weeks?) Porsche joins them and Daniele says, "Ho ho ho. Look what the cat dragged in!" The three move their party to the Purple Room.

• 12: 38 PM BBT, I switch over to the peace and sanctity of HoH with Jeff and Jordan on F3 and 4. Chat is sporadic and chill. Jordan asks if they should go downstairs and Jeff asks why. Jordan replies with "I don't know." Snack time in HoH!
• In the Purple room, Porsche is complaining about the time that Jeff came up to her in the shower thinking she was Jordan. Some lovely comments ensue.
• 12:48 PM BBT. TRIVIA!!! Finally!!!
• NEW TOP POST coming up!

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