The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Saturday! Happy Birthday, Dani! If you'd like to wish Dani Happy Birthday, here's the link to her official facebook page.
It's PoV Day in the BB13 House and everyone's playing but Rachel - she'll be hosting. Before I dive into the flashback machine and get crackin' on the Overnight Report, I have to share this...
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Please check back at 7:30am BBT for the first sections of the Overnight Report. If you'd like to get a jump on the flashbacks, here's a funny for ya:
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Checking in on our critters at 11:00pm, Jordan & Adam are dancing and Jeff is singing the original Kruddy Song they made up on Feeds 1 & 2... Jeff sings, "Kruddy's got a chubby, In his pants, Do da dance, The Krub Chub Dance..."
Flashback Funny Moment.
Inside on Feeds 3 & 4, Rachel, Shelly and Dani are in the kitchen, and Rachel's just announced, "I'm not playing tomorrow.. I might as well get drunk." Oh dear. As soon as Rachel leaves the kitchen to go outside...
Dani: Now, when she says I'm almost as old as her, does she mean mentally or physically? Cuz both, I'm afraid of.
Shelly: She's so aggravating.
Kalia: It seems like there's so much food in this kitchen.
Dani: There is. Rachel brought out all the food when Porsche and I were sitting here, just to show that we can't eat it.
Adam & Rachel
Adam: OK.. What's your whole theory.
Rachel: Because they picked players tonight, and they're letting Jordan take off her costume at midnight, that it's gonna be the spelling, or the backwards spelling, and they're gonna wake us up in the middle of the night.. but they gave us wine and stuff, so it could be wrong.
***And then there's that matter of the backyard not being locked down, so where to you imagine this POV might be taking place?
Adam: And we're still not locked down.
Rachel: Yeah, but it doesn't take a lot to set up.
Rachel: It's just chairs, remember? AllStars.
Meanwhile, in the backyard...
Jordan & Porsche
Topic: Rachel's Behavior in the BB House.
Porsche's Subtext: Don't vote me out, and in the event one of us comes off the block, we're really hoping Jeff puts Rachel up as the ReNom, so we're gonna be working on making that happen any way we can all week...
Porsche: ..just Rachel was gettin' real immature and I didn't wanna be around it.
Jordan: With Rachel, you have to tell her.. Now she's fine. You have to really talk to you. I think because she is a competitor, and she wants to win this game, that's why she talks game a lot. She wants to win. You know what I mean?
Jordan: And um..
Porsche: I think everybody wants to win.
Jordan: Of course, but with her..
Porsche: That's her way of doing it.
Jordan: Exactly. That's how she plays the game.
Porsche: Before, the way she was acting and campaigning against you guys and stuff, I was like, "listen, you're making everybody feel uncomfortable. When Brendon leaves.. you have to make sure everyone in the house is cool with you, " and she did the complete opposite and just went 100% loser.
Jordan: I think she had a breakdown at some point..
Porsche: I do too.
Jordan: ..and I feel like, after she saw him again, she got her chance to regroup and get it together..
Porsche: Seeing him leave was a whole new experience..
Jordan: I think she just gets really into it, and sometimes I don't think she can help it..
Porsche: And that whole talk with Shelly in the room, and I was like, well Rachel said this.. and everyone was like, yeah, Rachel said that.. and Shelly and I talked a bunch of times after, and we're cool now. I know it's not gonna be hunky dory.. and I get Jeff's whole thing.. We never have talked, since the beginning when we shook hands..
This is ongoing. If you'd like to continue, please go to 11:12am on Feed 2.
7:07am BBT... Palm Trees.. Holy Crap. Please don't wake them up yet. I've only just begun the Overnight! ~~~~False alarm. Phew!
Kalia's cutting up a cereal box, to make a Birthday Crown for Daniele...
Another attempt by Dani at slop birthday cake...
Adam offers his palate for tasting duties... Here's his expression once it's on his tongue.
Adam gives Dani a really good hug.. Shelly gives her one too, sympathizing with Dani's being a Have Not on her birthday... Dani's hoping for a Slop Pass in the PoV Comp.
More will join...
Adam: Dani, I've got a great birthday song. I'm really excited.
Dani: You look like you have to pee.
Adam: I wanna sing the Dani birthday song, and it's not much about me..
Dani: It's gonna be all about you, and nothing about me..
Shelly comes back to the kitchen. They pick up where they left off..
Dani: She just tries to get under my skin.
Dani: That's why I just walk away though.
Shelly: (mocking voice) can I have your..
Dani: She's literally asked me for like 5 things today. It's intentional.
Shelly: I know it is.
Dani: It's just like.. Don't talk to me.
Shelly: Why don't you say something? Gahhh.. I've never met anyone like that.
Dani: And now all of a sudden, she cares about the countdown of my birthday? Like.. just don't talk to me.
Shelly: Yeah.. but just keeps sayin' it over and over..
Dani: It's really annoying.
Shelly: I don't think it's to care. I think it's to aggravate you.
Dani: I definitely don't think it's because she cares. I don't think I'll be getting a greeting card.
Adam and Porsche enter.
Porsche: Adam... Rachel wants you to go play Jenga with her.
Adam: Jenga? How do you play Jenga?
Porsche: She's doing it with pretzel sticks, and it doesn't work, and I'm tired of pretending, because she's drunk.
Dani: I'm hungry..
Porsche: (quietly to Dani) Rachel's so annoying.
Dani: She's really pissing me off.
Porsche: I can't take her anymore.
Dani: She's asked me for like 5 different things of HoH food, obviously on purpose, and then she keeps on counting down for my birthday.
Porsche: Are you joking? Uch.
Dani: No, I'm not. It's just.. dumb.
11:26 pm Rachel enters. Porsche makes fake nice.
Rachel: Do you guys wanna play? Daniele?
Dani: No, thank you.
Rachel: Ahh, there's only one pack of pretzel sticks left.
Porsche: Did you waste them on Jenga?
Rachel: I would, but we can't, cuz they're not all the same size. Damn you. Don't tell Kalia. She'll never know if you guys don't tell her.
Dani: I won't tell her.
Porsche: This wine is discolored and foamy.
Rachel: That's beer. For some reason they gave us a bunch of alcohol.. so people like me who haven't been able to drink this summer can get wasted. Have you seen the pisketti strips?
Porsche: The what?
Rachel: Daniele like hates life right now. Why are you so mad?
Dani: I'm fine. I'm not mad at all, actually. I'm perfectly fine.
Rachel: You seem pretty upset.
Dani: I'm fine. Thanks though.
Rachel: Are you upset because it's your birthday and you have to eat slop? Because it's your birthday and you're turning 25? Listen, 25 is just the beginning of life.
Dani: (to Porsche) My back's killing me. I think I'm about to start my period.
Rachel: 25 is like the beginning of life, Daniele.
Dani: I'm not at all sad that I'm turning 25.
Rachel: 25 is not old... As a matter of fact.. One time, when I turned 25, like last year, it was really depressing, but I got over it real quick.
Porsche and Dani talk for a moment about a belt.
Rachel: Daniele, why are you being so crusty?
Dani: I'm not trying to be.
Rachel: What's wrong with you? Do you hate me?
Dani: I.. I... I know you think I hate you, Rachel, but I don't hate you.
Rachel: It's just not necessary. Is it because I eat all your chocolate? Cuz I'll stop.
Dani: I don't hate you, Rachel. I told you I don't hate you.
Dani leaves the kitchen area..
Rachel: K, Daniele. Have a good night. Best friends.
Rachel's pleased with herself...
Rachel, Jordan, Adam
Rachel goes outside. Jordan asks about what's going on with her and Daniele. Rachel puts a very different spin on it, and Jordan tells Rachel to cut it out and not harrass Dani...
Dani & Porsche
Dani: I'm getting nominee treatment.
Porsche: You are. You totally are.
Dani: I am. It totally makes me nervous. Makes me super nervous, actually.
Porsche: Don't be nervous. Although I am gonna win the Veto tomorrow, and you might go up on the block, but I'll vote for you to stay.
Talk turns to Rachel.
Dani: Just be a normal human being. Then maybe people wont despise you.
Porsche: You should've told her that when she's like, "Do you hate me?"
Dani: I should've said that, yes. Hate is such a strong word. But yes, I do. I really wanna bash her skull in, and I don't feel that way about many people. It takes a lot of energy.
Porsche: You should have your birthday party in the Have Not room.
Dani: Sorry, it's invite only. Check your email.
Shelly, Porsche, Dani
Shelly's telling the girls about the night she decided to steal and hide Rachel's stuffed dog...
How much better she felt in doing it, and how she's now thinking about dismembering it piece by piece to mess with Rachel. Kalia comes in and suggests she add red nail polish to make it look bloody.
Kalia, Shelly, Dani, Porsche
Kalia comes in and presents Dani with the crown and sash she made for her birthday...
8:30am BBT - Gahhhh!!! BB Just woke the HGs! That calls a very early wrap to this Overnight Report! Sorry folks. Please click here to see GenieSea's Morning Report, already posted!!