The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Tuesday! The live feeds on the Big Brother 13 House have been on fire with game talk, manipulation and deception since just after the PoV Ceremony yesterday.
Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practice to deceive!
If you took Monday off from the live feeds or the blog, you've got some serious catching up to do! Start here:
Please refer to the above posts for details, as well as flashback feed numbers and times...
Right now, we've got to move forward! Dani's on the block as the ReNom, and she will not be going gently into that good night... Dani's got Porsche working on her behalf, and in a surprising turn of events, Shelly seems to be as well...
Please refresh this post at 6am BBT, and watch the 1st sections of the Overnight Report magically appear before your eyes....
Jordan & Shelly
Jordan and Shelly's talk, that GenieSea covered so beautifully in this post, continues.
Jordan: ..but she wouldn't say a deal.. Like a week deal, a 2 week deal...
Shelly: Right. She never commits to..
Shelly: ..that stuff.
Jordan: And I think.. It's like, why not do it now while you have the chance? And Jeff told me.. He's like, "I feel so bad," and he was like, "I gotta quit thinkin' about her bein' upset one night crying, when 3 weeks ago..."
Shelly: Right. It tough for people who have a conscience. (paraphrasing)
Jordan: We were upstairs and I told him, What is your gut telling you to do? And he said, "my gut is telling me to get rid of... her."
Shelly: Cuz you're not gonna get very many chances at that.
Jordan: No. And then, for her to say, week 1 she fell into having to do a final 2 with Kalia?
Shelly: That can't be true, because Kalia was up here in the tub with you.
Jordan: Exactly. Kalia was always..
Shelly: With you guys at that point.
Jordan: ..talking to me. Cuz me and Kalia..
Shelly: Kalia had the same deal I had the 1st week.
Shelly: Up here, with the vote, 6-4.
From here, Jordan goes on to ask Shelly if it's true that she made a final 3 deal with Daniele and Kalia. Shelly says she did, but only to get information out of them. Jordan then tells Shelly that Dani says she has a final 2 or 3 deal with every person in the house. The conversation carries on from there. To watch this in the flashback section of the live feeds, please go to 11:01pm on Feed 1...
Around the house...
- Adam & Jordan are playing badminton in the yard.
- Jeff, Porsche, Shelly, Kalia and Rachel are playing with the Bendaroos they got from Big Brother.
- Dani is solo in the Have Not Room.
Jeff & Jordan
While the other HGs continue playing and chatting on the couch, Jeff and Jordan head over to the Hammock to talk game...
Jordan tells Jeff about her conversation with Shelly. We'll join them.
Jordan tells Jeff about her conversation with Shelly. We'll join them.
Jordan: I was talkin' to her upstairs.. and um, she told me, um..
Jeff: You know it's getting catty if Adam removes himself.
Jordan: Yeah.. And starts putting up pillows..
Adam comes over..
Jordan: We talked for a while, just about stuff, and one thing she told me... she goes, "I have a concern about you, me and Jeff in the final 3?" She was like, "I'm gonna lose." She was like, basically just meanin' that she doesn't want her family to be disappointed with.. cuz, she was like, "Of course you're gonna take Jeff," and I was like, "yeah. Of course I'm taking Jeff, if I win, and Jeff's gonna take me."
***I can't help but wonder if this confirmation was the only thing Shelly was really up there looking for... to justify her betrayal this week...
Jordan: And she was like.. "That's a quarter of.." um.. whatever.. And I told her, "There's still 8 people here left," and she goes, "Oh, I know. I'm just thinking... forward." And I told her, "you don't have to do this final 3 deal thing. I mean, we can just play it by ear until like later on and see what happens... Because you never know what could happen.. I could get knocked out.. Jeff could get knocked out.." I was like, "You don't know." I don't know if she just wanted to hear.. I told her, "If Jeff got knocked out," she would basically be you.
Jeff: mm hmm
Jordan: I was like, I would stick with you the whole entire time. And I told her, if something happened to me, stick with Jeff... But then, I was like, "You're not trying to change your vote for Thursday, are you?" And she was like, "No, no..
Skipping ahead a little to 11:47pm with Jeff & Jordan...
Jordan: She was basically, if "I got to final 3 with y'all, I'm gonna come in 3rd place.. and get zero..."
Jeff: That's fine. Then, let's cut here, and you go your way.
Jordan: No, she wasn't being mean at all.. She was like, "I'm talking to you.."
Jeff: Well, what does she want?
Jordan: I don't know.. I was like, "are you wantin' to work with Kalia and Porsche and them?" And she was like, "No, no. I want to work with you guys." I was like, "You don't know what's gonna happen. You know.. There's the double eviction comin' up, and all this stuff," and she was like, "I know." And then she said, "Kalia said that she would never put you up.." I guess she just wants to know that she's not gonna get strung along and then cut off...
Jeff: Well, I don't know what she wants.
Jordan: And then.. One thing that bothered.. I don't know why it bothers me, but.. I guess when I was sittin' in the hot tub, Porsche went.. I guess there was stuff goin' on last night, and went like this.. Like pointin' at me? And Dani was back there.. I guess she's more mad at me? Cuz Dani said that me and you swore that we weren't gonna back door her. And you talk about your integrity, and that you're an honest person and stuff.. And you..
Jordan: Lied.. and basically sayin' that they shouldn't trust us, because when we talked to her, we promised that.. We swore that we weren't gonna backdoor her and we did. And um.. She was basically tellin' Kalia and Porsche that last night.. And tryin to tell the whole house that our word is no good, because we swore we wouldn't backdoor her and we did... And she.. Somethin' about me.. Somethin'... I don't know.. And Porsche was just sayin', "Well, she swore, and she backdoored her." Talkin' about me.. and Shelly's like, "I'm not tryin' to start drama. I just want to tell you this."
***bwahahahahaha. Funniest thing I've heard this morning.
OK.. to continue with Jeff and Jordan's conversation from this point forward, please go to 11:50pm on Feed 1.
Jeff & Jordan
A few minutes earlier, Jordan informed Jeff that although he saved Porsche from the block, she'll still be coming after them, if she wins HoH... This and everything that came before have set Jeff off on a blue streak, cursing all the newbies and wishing the Vets could have just stuck together til final 5..
Jordan: She said that um.. they don't know, like what they're doing..
Jordan stops talking, as Porsche is crossing the yard towards them..
Porsche comes over to present Jordan with something she made from the Bendaroos toy BB gave them.
Porsche: I don't know if it's me or you, Jordan. It's one of us. It has too many clothes on to be me...
Jordan: You made that?
Jeff: Damn, that's good.
Jordan: That's really good!
They ooh and ahh over it... Here's a close up:
Jordan: But I think once Dani's gone, and you don't have somebody like her in everybody's ear, then.. um.. then I think things'll be.. normal. Don't you think?
Jeff: Yeah, but i don't want her goin' around f'in bashin' my f'in reputation.. when the reason she's on the block is because of her, not because of me. She f*cked me. Not the other way around. And I don't need my f*ckin' reputation shot. I don't give a f*ck who it's for. To benefit some f*ckin' loser that sucks and can't keep her word, and lies about what my character is... Because she'll never f*ckin' be me. Don't try to f*ckin' bash my character, when you're not even f*ckin' close to me.
Jeff: You live your f*ckin' life the way you live it. You deal with your consequences. I don't live like that. So don't make me that person.
BB: Adam, please go to the Diary Room.
Jeff: I didn't swear on f*ckin' sh*t. She f*cked me. Not the other way around. And it's not "poor Daniele." I don't give a f*ck if it's your birthday or you're on your period. Go f*ck yourself.
***I hope everyone's wearing protection this morning, what with all the flying f bombs...
Jeff: I was skating around her to avoid it. Wait. I wanna f*cking cook a steak in her room. You gonna bash me for f*cking game? When you made a bad f'ing move? You f'd up!
Jeff: And then ruin our chances? Out of spite? Because you f'd up? You spited us from the beginning of the game. That's why you f'in did what you did. There's no other reason. She even told me, "I don't know what the big deal was about you. Everyone was like, 'Oh Jeff!' " She's like, "I never saw it." She told me that right to my face. Yeah. And the producers? Their jobs they're gonna quit because you're leaving? Dude. Get f*cked. You loser. I'm gonna quit my job because you're off a game show? If someone said that to me, I'd be like, wait a second, I was your friend til you f'in said that. Are you f'in for real right now? You're an idiot.
Jeff: I'm going on a Daniele strike.
Jeff and Jordan get up from the Hammock...
Jeff: Where'd you get that from? Why would you say that?
Jordan: I don't know why she said it. But.. this is just the beginning..
Jeff: I know. We'll wait.
They walk across the yard, and Jordan chats with the others at the couch... Rachel gets up to go to bed and Jeff joins the couch crew after a moment...
After washing out her cup and putting it on the rack, Rachel and Daniele cross paths in the dining area. Rachel says nothing. Daniele, "She's so weird." Rachel continues on her way to the restroom to wash her face, brush her teeth, etc...
Kalia & Shelly
Kalia: Oh, Shelly..
Shelly: I know. It's bothering me. The whole thing is bothering me. (pause) Sometimes I wish I didn't care as much about stuff...
Kalia: I know.
Shelly: Sometimes I do wish I was ____ liars in this game.
Kalia: There've been a lot of times in life that I wish I didn't care so much.. about what other people are feeling...
Jeff enters the bathroom area.
Kalia: And I was always finding in life that I'm so empathetic..
Kalia: And then I went the extreme opposite, and I didn't care what anything that happened to anybody.
Kalia: And now I'm here...
Shelly: You never get a second chance with friends..
Shelly leaves and goes back outside..
Kalia: You really really do not. Sometimes you do, if they're real friends.
Kalia remains.. Jeff takes the opportunity to speak to her alone.
Jeff: Hey., I told Porsche too.. If you have any questions moving forward? What was said? What wasn't said..
Jeff: What different people..
Kalia: Oh! I thought you meant like..
Jeff: Well, I mean, I know you guys are in your room talking about your side of the story... You know what I mean?
Kalia: What side?
Jeff: Just about what happened.. If you have any questions..
Kalia: Oh you know I'll always ask.
Jeff: Yeah, ask me. Especially about my word not being good.
Jeff: Like, if I cut any deals.
Jeff: So.. Nothin' like that was said, right?
Kalia: I.. did not... hear anyone say that. I just thought that you and Daniele had an understanding... but I didn't know the details of what the understanding was.
Kalia: So I don't know.. Words were exchanged.
Jeff: Ok.. Well, I'm just tellin' ya.. If anything is like, in question, like my character, especially, just be like, ok, lemme ask Jeff then.. I know she's you best friend, but look at both sides of the story. Know what I mean?
Kalia: Of course.
Shelly & Jordan
Jordan's talking to Shelly about how she misses home and being normal... Shelly uses the moment to steer Jordan away from the reality of the Dani situation, and her role in it, this week.
Jordan: I'm just ready to be around people who like you..
Shelly: For what you are..
Jordan: Yeah. I'm just ready for all that. I just don't miss any of this.. and I don't like the catty.. Cuz it makes you feel like upset a lot.. in here..
Jordan: Like it makes you feel down?
Shelly: Yeah, today was like, Oh great.. Here's another start to another sh*tty f*ckin 4 days.
Jordan: And it's just like.. I think though, after.. If she does leave on Thursday, and she's not in people's ear.. I told Jeff.. Maybe it might be a lot different.
Jordan: And I was like, maybe it might be more fun.
Shelly: Well, she's certainly not tryin'. I mean. She went to bed. She's not bothering anybody.
Jordan: Yeah... Well, I mean, I'm not gonna talk bad about her, cuz I think she's a nice girl.
Jordan: I think she's just upset.
Shelly: And she may just be upset. It might be the way she's dealin' with it.
Jordan: Right. And.. But.. You know.. If it was me or Jeff that got backdoored, it wouldn't be like that. Everybody'd be walkin' around normal. Or, if it was anybody else..
Shelly: You've just gotta let go of it.
This conversation is ongoing. If you'd like to catch it on flashback, please go to 12:41am on feed 1.
Jordan, Kalia and Porsche are chatting on the couch, while Adam and Jeff shoot pool...
Porsche continues making her Bendaroo creations.. This one's Jeff.
Adam, Kalia, Porsche, Jeff, Jordan
Chatter about the Kardashians, which leads to bedonk-a-donks.. or pedonk-a-donks and buying jeans for them and wanting them.. Booty talk...
Jordan looks at the instructions for the Bendaroo..
Jordan: Isn't it crazy that like Japanese and Korean people can read that? And understand that? It's just crazy! Look at that. It just looks like...
Adam, Kalia & Jeff get that "Oh, Jordan" look on their faces, but hold their tongues... then..
Adam: Yeah, but they're looking at English like wtf is that sh*t?
Around the house...
Porsche, Dani & Kalia are in the Have Not Room..
Dani: I'm going home anyway, so I should just punch her in the face. I don't care anymore.
Kalia: I was actually, in a lot of ways tonight, trying to bait her...
**Mah nishtana ha laila ha zeh.. (what makes this night different?)
Jeff & Jordan are upstairs in HoH stress snacking.
Kalia & Porsche
Kalia: Shelly talks about it all the time, how she's gonna go off on her (Rachel), and then she's like completely nice to her. All these people are like, Oh, but I have to worry about jury votes. Oh, ok. That's the least of your worries.
Kalia: That's why everyone's fake nice to each other. Because they still have to worry about the jury.
Porsche: That's ridiculous. You're in jury. That's what's up. You're not in 1st or 2nd place. Get a life.
Kalia: And Adam.. I don't know how to talk to Adam...
***And Porsche wont be doing that for you. Her Adam talks are already spoken for.
Kalia: If I talk to him, he's probably gonna take it like intimidation.. "she's being mean to me.."
Porsche: No. I think Jeff's the only one who gets like that.
Kalia: The number of people who've said that they will never vote for Adam, in this house, they're gonna be your jury, so I suggest you step up and start making some moves.. or you might as well just volunteer to leave.
Porsche: mm hmm
Kalia: Seriously... You're never gonna get to the end with Jeff, and if you were to somehow get to the end with them, you're never gonna win.
Kalia: mm hmm. He's gonna take Rachel. Or take Jordan, and then it wont matter.
Porsche: That's the only thing.. Like, for me? I feel like Adam's a bigger threat than Rachel. Which sucks.
Kalia: I think that the obvious biggest threat in the house is Jeff, and this is the only week he can't compete.
Porsche: Oh yeah. For sure we take out Jeff. But I'm saying, brains and he's getting better physically, Adam.
They agree that Adam and Jeff are going on the block next week, if either of them win HoH, with Jeff as the target. Whether he goes up 1st or as a replacement is still up for grabs... Pawns are up for consideration as well.. This conversation is ongoing. If you'd like to watch the rest on flashback, please go to 2:17am BBT on Feed 2. They make it to 2:19am before Rachel bashing recommences..
Feed 3 & 4
Jeff & Jordan
Jordan's telling Jeff about her conversations during the day. Jeff's still fuming about Daniele... And he's got some choice words for Kalia and Porsche, as well.
If you'd like to watch this exchange, go to Feed 3 at 2:20am. Click the pic to get to the live feed log in page, or the 3 day free trial.
Dani & Porsche
Dani had been alone in the backyard.. Porsche comes seeking her out. Dani's tearful. Porsche gives her a side-hug.
Porsche: What's up, buttercup?
Dani: This sucks. It's just stupid, like.. It's so dumb that.. (sniffle, sniffle) I feel like I've done nothing but help Adam this whole game, and for what? Jeff's done nothing for him. Nothing. And I've done a lot.
***The HGs are being woken up right now - 8:40am BBT - so I've got to wrap this up. You've got the flashback times.
The conversation between Porsche and Dani continues, with them trying to cook up new ways to bring Adam over to Vote to Keep Daniele this week.
Meanwhile, up in the HoH, Jeff continues his foul mood, questioning Shelly's allegiance... and he's resentful of Adam and Shelly's poor comp performance...
This concludes the Overnight Report!
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