The Overnight Report
Good Morning, BB Lovers! Happy Wednesday! It's HoH Picture Day in the BB 13 House!
Today is also Dani's last full day to make a miracle happen on the live feeds, but following Adam's late afternoon talk with Jeff in the backyard, where he revealed Dani's entire keep-me pitch to Jeff, as well as subsequent talks later in the evening, it's not looking like the vote will come from Adam. If you missed the Adam/Jeff talk, go to 6:10pm on feed 3 for the flashback.
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Another interesting byproduct of this talk is that Jeff and Jordan, who joined at 6:43pm, now realize that Porsche, whom they want out sooner than later, not Shelly, is Adam's number two. Also, Adam pushed for a Rachel ouster with them, and they're not keen on that either. They believe that, while challenging, Rachel is of great value on their team, and they're fed up with her being on the receiving end of all the mean girl treatment. Jeff's goal is to completely dissolve Team Dani before a single one of them walks out the door. To paraphrase Jeff, "I wanna get kicked out by someone I respect, not someone who wins an HoH in between baking cookies."
Skipping ahead to 6:36pm on Feed 3, Jeff asks Adam directly where he stands with Shelly in terms of the final 4. This is where Adam begins to reveal his doubts. He dances around the topic, but far enough outside the lines that he never actually outs Shelly as working hard on Dani's behalf this week.
At 6:43pm, when Jordan joins them, she and Jeff have a quick but meaningful you are my lifeline to sanity in this game hug break.
Apologies for the early departure yesterday - the HGs just kicked my butt and blew out my brain circuits. I tried reviving, but there was no amount of Cuban Coffee or protein that was gonna help. It's been that kind of season. These HGs are just go go go all the time, minus the occasional blessed lull, and every now and again, my brain just has a meltdown. It's not pretty.
Please refresh this post at 5:30am BBT for the first few sections of the Overnight Report. I'm going to cover the early part of the evening in snippets and flashback times for you to watch on the live feeds, then I'll move into full transcripts for the later part of the evening.
Jeff & Jordan
Adam's talk with Jeff and Jordan created doubts in their minds about his loyalty.
Jordan: He wants to get rid of Rachel, because once he gets rid of Rachel, then he'll flip.
Jeff: I was just talkin' to him, and I was like, are you and Shelly cool? Are you gonna go for final 4? And he's like, "I don't know. I have my doubts now... Shelly said we could flip at 8 if we wanted to, and I never said that.. Why would she say that?"
Jordan: He's gonna take Porsche. Cuz he's probably like, "I can beat her."
Jeff: Yeah, I know.
While Jeff and Jordan are now concerned about Adam's loyalty, Shelly has them completely snowed.
Adam & Shelly
Although Adam begins the conversation with "Honestly, I still don't see the benefit of keeping Dani," Shelly has another shot at it. You can view this exchange in the flashback section of the live feeds beginning at 7:54pm on feed 3.
Consider it wrapped up at 8:16pm, after Rachel comes to the door to announce alcohol has arrived, and Adam heads inside to prepare his dinner, leaving Shelly alone on the couch.
Shelly: Thwarted again.
Jeff & Shelly
Backyard - Couch
Out back grilling, Jeff can see Shelly's wheels turning, so he comes over to ask her what's up... Fresh on the heels of another failure to close the deal and convert Adam to keeping Dani, Shelly covers, saying she wants a shower, and then utters words that have me doubled over in laughter. One thing's for sure, she knows her audience, and she plays right to it, whether it's Jeff as an audience of 1, or anyone else.
Shelly: I'm just bored, and I don't want to be in the middle of all the catty stuff. I hate that.
The conversation continues, and Jeff says that while he avoided Dani yesterday and gave her space to be respectful, once he got wind of her telling lies that challenge his integrity, he's done with that. Further...
Jeff: She should be mad at herself, not me. Look in the mirror.
Shelly & Dani
Shelly breaks it to Dani that she just came off another attempt with Adam, and he's a no vote...
Optimistic and/or unwilling to roll over and die in the game, Dani says "we still have one more day, and a day in the BB house is a lifetime."
Jeff, Jordan & Rachel
Jeff is eating the fish he prepared. Rachel comes outside to join them. After a bit of chatter, Rachel recommends they study tonight, while they still have use of the HoH room. Jeff & Jordan agree.
Rachel: We'll go over everything the ZingBot said, and then the exact words of what they said about the...
She believes that neither the fiance quote nor the smoking quote made by the zing bot will be played on the show, because the targeted HGs both complained about them, and that's why she believes they were given 2 extra quotes.
Jordan: What did it say about the Soviet Union or somethin'?
Rachel: It said, "It is common knowledge that the former Soviet Union was made composed of 15 individual republics."
Rachel: And then, "Houseguests, did you know..
Jeff: 15? I didn't hear it.
Rachel: mm hmm
Jordan: Yeah, you were in the DR.
Adam comes outside. Talk turns to alcohol.. Jordan says she'd like a beer, but not if she's taking one from someone else. We get a chorus of "Drink it! Drink it!"
Dani & Porsche
Dani: There has to be a way. There's 2 days left. There's no way he's set in stone.
Dani wonders aloud to Porsche if Shelly's telling Kalia the same thing she's telling them... Then this shocker..
Porsche: Adam need to go, if Shelly can be on my side... Cuz then he can't help them study anymore... Does Kalia know about your corn? So she probably understands that that's what I was making in the room.
Dani: I doubt it.
Porsche: She was like, what is that for?
Jordan passes through, en route to the DR. Porsche acknowledges her existence. Dani does not.
Porsche: Me sad. You sadder.
Jeff passes through. No acknowledgement from any party.
Porsche: My life is gonna be hell next week. Do you see the way these people already act to me? I must win HoH.
Dani & Porsche
Porsche continues making her play doh figurines..
Porsche: So if he doesn't vote for you, who do you want me to put up? Him and Jeff and then do a split (?)...? Jordan and whoever?
Dani: The thing is, they don't care if Adam goes. Adam means nothing to them. You have to put up Rachel and Jeff, and then use Jordan as an alternative..
Porsche: But if he's with them, he's gonna help them study.
Dani: I know, but you can't worry about that, cuz they don't care about him. I'm telling you, Porsche, they will drop him.
Porsche: I know.. but you still think Jeff is the bigger threat than Adam?
Porsche: They're almost the same physically. Adam was right behind him in..
Dani: I'm telling you now, I will never, ever, unless Adam wins ever competition from here on out, I will never vote for Adam to win. Ever. Jeff? Yeah. Jeff has won 3 things. People are following him around like he runs the world.. Ya know? I mean, as stupid as it is for everybody else, he's like..
Dani: ..playing it well. Adam will never win this game. I don't care if he can win one competition. And you're not stupid. You can study that just as well. Adam's not fast.
Dani: You can use Adam as pawns n stuff...
Porsche: mm hmm
This conversation continues, with Porsche asking Dani if she offered Adam a final 2 deal. Dani says she was going to, but they got interrupted, and that she'll talk to him again later tonight... If you'd like to watch the rest on flashback, please go to 9:39pm on Feed 3.
Shelly, Dani & Kalia
Shelly's passing through en route to the DR to do her goodbye messages...
Shelly: You got all cleaned up too. Pretty hair.
Dani: Me? To do a goodbye message that nobody will see.
Dani: I need an advil.
Kalia: Are you going to lay down?
Dani: No, I need an advil. I don't wanna hang out with anybody though. I'm not saying you. I'm saying 3 people outside that disgust me.
Dani goes into the Storage Room... Kalia stands in front of the memory wall, looking at the pics while clapping her hands together..
Kalia: I swear you want people to push you out the door, so you don't have to deal with this. Seems a whole lot easier when you're watching. Ay yay yay yay...
Kalia leaves her position at the wall to find and talk to Dani. They make their way to the living room.
Kalia: Dude, we only have in real life, 22 more days left of this entire stupid experience.
Dani: mm. yay. I can't say that exactly makes me happy.
Kalia: I'm just sayin..
Dani: I'm just saying I'm not exactly happy about that. (tone) I don't know what you want me to say, Kalia.
Kalia: I don't want you to say anything, but it seems like every single thing I say is not right.
Dani: Well, I don't know what you want me to say, because you want me to be cheery and happy, when I'm going home.
Kalia: No, that's not what I want you to do either, but..
Dani: I'm sad, Kalia. This sucks. This is something that I've wanted for a really long time, and I have no shot to stay, because people don't wanna play the game, and because i'm not gonna campaign you. It's sucks. Yeah. It does suck. I'm sorry I'm not happy. I'm sad. I'm really, really sad, and I'm not mad, because the only person there is to blame is myself, so I'm not mad. I'm really, really, really sad.
Kalia: I know.
Dani: But I don't think that you know. I get that you know, but nobody understands. I'm telling you nobody understands. Why? Because I wanna be here more than any single person in this house. Whether you believe that or not, I know that for a fact. And that's what sucks. It just sucks, that's all.
Adam comes in to use the restroom...
Kalia: I know it sucks...
Dani: OK, but I'm not gonna act like I'm happy, like I'm enjoying my last week here, when I'm not. I'm starving. I can't eat. And I can't talk to anybody. So I'm not gonna fake like I'm happy. I'm not gonna act like I like Rachel.
Kalia: OK, but you don't have to not talk to me.
Dani: I'm not trying to not talk to you, but you act like you're in a really good mood, because you know you're staying.
This is ongoing. It continues and intensifies, much like the night, and I've got to move forward. If you'd like to watch the rest on flashback, please go to Feed 3 at 10:24pm. They go on to bash Rachel, as well as Jeff and Jordan, whom Kalia promises to nominate if she wins HoH. Then Dani makes Kalia promise that if she makes it to final 2, she wont take Rachel, since it's looking like everyone wants to take Rachel, to guarantee themselves a win. Kalia tells Dani not to worry, and that Rachel wont even make it past Double Eviction week...
**Well, we'll know if she's right in about 36 hours from now.
Simultaneously on feeds 1 & 2 - 10:20, at the Jacuzzi, Jordan, Rachel and Porsche are hanging out, enjoying each other's company, talking about the joys of life outside the house...
Jordan: I can't wait to see people!
Porsche: Hey, we're people.
Jordan: No, you know what I mean.. and go out! And have fun!
Rachel: Are you gonna go to the Reality TV Awards?
Jordan: No... don't do that stuff. I went to that one year..
Rachel: Didn't you guys win something?
Jordan: Best Reality Duo.. Jeff Conaway sat at our table.. He was weird. He just died. He was messed up on pills or something.. He was on Celebrity Rehab..
Jordan proceeds to tell them all about that night... If you'd like to listen in, go to 10:21pm on Feed 2 in the flashback area of the live feeds.
Jordan & Rachel
Jordan's breaking from tradition and enjoying an enormous beer..
Jordan: We'll know tomorrow
Rachel: A skill...
Jordan: ..if they give us somethin' to practice with... I hope it's skill. If it's skill?
Rachel: We're good.
Jordan: Got it. If it's questions? You got it.
Adam comes over and teases them about sharing a blanket.
Rachel: Oh Adam.. That's why your fiancee's fake.
Adam: Not my fiancee'. Just my girlfriend.
Jordan: Your soon to be fiancee'.
Adam: Damn you, Spike O.
Jordan: Your soon to be fiancee.
Adam: It's in the cards.
Jordan: When do you wanna do it? When do you wanna get married by?
Adam: We have.. There's cameras watchin'.. She's watchin'. Nah.. we do need to get a move on, if we do, cuz we wanna have kids.
Adam: So we need to get crackin'.
Rachel: I wanna have babies too, but Brendon's makin' me wait.
Adam: You're not 38 and 40 years old though.. and you don't have a mother who's dying to be a grandmother.
Rachel: Yes, I do.
This is ongoing and very sweet.. If you'd like to watch on flashback, go to 11:07pm on Feed 2. Jeff and Shelly join in as well.
Jordan and Rachel
The girls have gone up to the HoH Room, specifically to study... and nosh..
Rachel: Alright, I think this is gonna be the HoH.
Rachel: Because I went into the DR and asked if they could tell me how many republics were in the former USSR, and they said no... Alright, let's go over.. Porsche was first.
Rachel proceeds to list all the ZingBot zings. If you'd like to hear them all with your own ears, please go to 11:23pm on feed 3 in the flashback section of the live feeds.
***We'll see some on the Wednesday Show tonight, when they show the PoV Comp from whence they came... Whichever ones make the edit.
Jordan: It was somethin' like.. Your parents named you after the car, Porsche, but...
Rachel: They should have named you after a car with a bigger trunk.
Rachel: Did they say larger or bigger? I feel like we need Jeff up here.
Jordan: Shelly? In case she tells? Umm.. I think it was with the "larger"..
Rachel: I think so too.. "You're the only 23 year old Porsche with.. airbags." wa wa wa..
Rachel suggests Jordan bring Jeff upstairs, and Jordan says he wont come, because he's talking to Adam and Shelly, to make sure there's no funny business with the vote. Jordan also tells Rachel she thinks Adam and Porsche are working together. Rachel responds, "For sure."
Rachel & Jordan
Rachel & Jordan are jedi training and talking about how they study and how they best learn...
Since neither can remember the order of people falling off the bananas, Jordan calls out to Adam, playing pool with Jeff, for an assist. He delivers.
Jordan: Hey, Adam! You know on the banana? It was Shelly, Me, Keith, Cassi.. Who was 5th off? Do you know the order?
Adam: Keith, Cassi..
Jordan: Cassi was 4th.
Jordan: Lawon was 5th.
Adam: Me. Jeff.
Jordan: Then Dominic.
Adam: No, no.. Kalia.
Jordan: Oh! Kalia.
Adam: Porsche, Dick, Daniele, Rachel.
Jordan: Crap, that's a lot.
Adam: Yeah, Kalia and Porsche were the last 2 of the new people.
Adam having served his purpose, Jordan and Rachel resume quietly studying together by the jacuzzi. In the background, we can hear Jeff and Adam start a bit, as well...
Jeff & Jordan
Jordan's rubbing Jeff's feet whilst talking about Rachel. Jordan says she's sweet...
Porsche & Daniele
Porsche comes outside to the couch, sits alone for a minute and then she's joined by Daniele..
Daniele: What the hell are we gonna do?
Porsche: I don't know.. Dude, she was asking if she should go talk to Adam... now..
Daniele: She doesn't even need to talk to him. What is she doing?
Porsche: I don't know.. She's wanting to get him on board for the latter plan of it.
Daniele: I'm telling you right now.. If he doesn't make some sort of deal with me? Hes not gonna make some kind of deal with the 4.. to be the 4th.. Do you understand that?
Porsche: You do realize that her... I wanna talk to Shelly and be like, Kalia said something about us making a 4 way deal, but I thought we kinda talked about it with Daniele. So.. Where do you stand?
Daniele: Shelly thinks there's no shot with Adam..
Porsche: Then why is she suggesting that we make a 4 way deal with Adam? She's telling Kalia to try to do it?
Daniele: No.. I doubt it.. I'm sure Kalia brought it up.. or, I don't know.. Maybe.. I dunno.. You need to talk to her about that.
Porsche: And Kalia asked me again about my little tokens..
Daniele: You hate it. You're gonna die.
Porsche: I know.. I just have to keep winning sh*t now. She doesn't like me very much..
Daniele: I think she doesn't like the fact we've been talking a lot the last few days.. I kinda yelled at her a little earlier.. I go, "you don't even have to campaign and you're staying, and that sucks. I wanna be here more than every single person in this house."
This conversation is ongoing. If you'd like to check it out on flashback, please go to 2:36am on Feed 1 in the flashback section of the live feeds.
****8:23am - Please let them sleep another 30-45 minutes.. I'm almost done!
Feed 1 flips from Dani's plaintive "How are we gonna get Adam?" to Kalia and Adam in the Have Not Room... You can hear Dani in Kalia's words... I thought I was walking in on Kalia's pitch for Adam's vote, but read.. It's much more than that. A newbie final 4 deal is born?
Kalia: All I'm asking is that you don't run back and tell anybody. Big Brother is a game about numbers. It's really about numbers, and we have all said how many times we have all said, how many times in this game, that the newbies have had a chance to have the numbers on their side, and to do something about it. And we've had it 3 times before. And we've never been able to do it. We have it again now in a really prime time...
Kalia: ...where none of us really have anything to quote unquote lose.
Kalia: We're all in jury. We're all.. You know what I mean?
Kalia: I know that you're really, really close with Jeff, and you're close with Jordan. I know that you.. I'm not gonna ask if you have like a whatever with them.. but I'm gonna assume that you probably have some sort of a deal with them. The important thing for you to remember is, you'll never get between the 2 of them.. They know what you're good at... I'm telling you this from like 1st hand information. They know what you're good at, and they want you out before them..
Kalia: Because they know that you could just as easily take them out with that... because neither of them are good at that kind of stuff. I know for a fact... The other person you're never gonna come between is her. They're never gonna put her (Rachel) up, because they see her as the last big threat in the house, and everyone's gonna put her up before they'll put them up.
**Here it comes...
Kalia: So if you think about it. 4 and 3. There's 3 of them and 4 of us. Jeff can't compete in HoH. Jordan?? Rachel is literally 4 to 1 in the next HoH competition, if the 4 of us say, literally, final 4, hands down. No matter what happens.
Kalia: You keep like everything is normal. You stay friends with Jeff.. whatever. You don't even... The vote this week is gonna be a quote unquote easy vote, because of what Jeff wants. They wont know anything until the next HoH. It's not gonna be a knockout, so you're not gonna put people out of the game, so they still wont know.
Kalia: I have no problem doing the dirty work of next week. Like, none whatsoever.
Adam: I'm thinking tomorrow, because they played those things over and over, it's gonna be a before and after true false.
Kalia: I think it's gonna be true - false.
Adam: And I know that's something tht you would kick ass at.
Kalia: mm hmm
Adam: Because you listen to words and know words.
Kalia: At some point in time, so much of the season is about us, the new kids, playing the game against the vets.. and I wont lie, I've loved playing the game with Dani, but a huge rivet in anything, any time I come up with something, she always says , "no because of this this and this," so I'm kind of excited to get to play all the options that I always have. I'm like, it'll be nice to.. I don't wanna say, do it myself, because I have been, but no one can say anything I do is because of her..
Adam: Right. Cuz at the end of the day..
Kalia: It's my game. Also, I've already slightly talked to Shelly about it and she's completely game. And I said, look, if you have a for real thing with Jeff and Jordan, you need to just let me know. Don't let me just walk in, and then 2 days later have Jeff come at me.. And she knows, too, she can't win against them.. So I'm completely thinking.. Final 4 us..
Adam: We can do it.
Kalia: And then all of our friends that are gone are gonna say, "Finally! They F*cking Get it! And they get it together and do something."
Kalia: Because, literally, this is the perfect time...
***A deal is born? Not for nothin' but taking this deal would place Adam in a position as king of the mountain, since he has deals with both Porsche and Shelly... His odd at making it to final 2 increase dramatically with this deal.
This is ongoing, but I'm running out of time... If you'd like to watch this important exchange on flashback, please go to 2:39am on feed 1. It's worth your time.. depending upon the outcome of the HoHs tomorrow night.. ;)
Porsche & Dani
Backyard - Couch
While Jeff & Jordan are upstairs on feed 1 giggling about the possibility of an America's Player because of all the missing items, Dani & Porsche are game talking, trying to figure out how to get Adam's vote. Also, Dani is coaching Porsche on what to do during the Double Elimination night... and telling her that although it will be very tempting to get Rachel out, they must focus on getting Jeff out, because the opportunity wont present itself again.
To watch this exchange on flashback, please go to feed 3 at 3:09am.
The HGs are up a bit longer, but I do believe that covers all the key points. So... This concludes the Overnight Report.
Incidentally, Shelly's been up and on a cleaning frenzy for a while now.. In her travels, she discovered the bag of Chess pieces in a drawer in the Storage Room. "Ahah!"
She then returned them to their rightful home..