While we did have a couple of early risers - Britney looking miserable and Shane looking edible - neither spoke to us, so we'll begin the morning report here.
9:57am BBT Fishies!! Wakey Wakey, Houseguests! It's time to get up and entertain the live feed viewers!
And they're up!
Boogie: Rednecks love that tune.
Joe: Oh man.. That's their anthem.
**Sweet Home, Alabama??
Frank: Man, they really let us sleep in today.
Wil is celebrating his 1st morning wood since he's been in the house.
Feed 1 - Jenn and Wil are joking around in the kitchen
Feed 3 - Boogie, Joe, Brit, Frank - Backyard.
Frank: Mike, if you don't stop taking the coffee before it finishes pouring, it weakens the pot for the rest of us.
Boogie: Sorry, f'in Barista. I will not commit that infraction again.
Frank heads inside to the kitchen.
Britney: I've been up with cramps. I'm dying. I feel like I just gave birth. I have like a low grade of endometriosis.. It's almost over now though. The 1st time it happened to me, I went to the emergency room.
Joe: My wife had that. You have to be really careful. She had cancer cells.
Frank: If Julie asks me on Thursday, "What do you think made Willie snap?" I'm gonna say, Well, Julie, Once he became a Have Not, he couldn't eat his Fruit Loops.
Talk in the backyard is all about how tall they like to date... then onto their own heights.. and onto music and various artists.. DMX, Ja Rule, JayZ, etc., etc.. Friendly chatter. For this crew, it's refreshing. It sounds like everyone wants the morning off from the game.
As I check the quad, I find Danielle still in bed. We haven't had eyes on Janelle or Ian yet today either.
F3/4 The backyard crew has moved on to restaurants, and Boogie's daily shoutouts to the Kirby clan. Jenn gets in on the shout outs...
Ashley's showering. JoJo's about to hop in too. Shane's chilling on the bathroom couch. His back is hurting from the Have Not beds.
JoJo and Ashley have finished their showers. They're walking around in the towels, and perv cam is poised for an oops.
BB: Houseguests, this is a lockdown. Please go inside and close the sliding glass door.
**On a Sunday?? Come on, BB, they have important tanning to do!
While the HGs are chatting non-game, Brandon Hantz just uploaded an interview with Willie and the whole family, discussing Willie's departure from the game. The interview starts about 2 minutes in..
It's worth a watch and a listen. Willie says his ego got the best of him.
Britney: Dog vomit, everywhere.
**Just in case you wondered why I'm not transcribing at the moment.