Big Brother 14: Tuesday Midday
I'm Back, Bitchezzzzzzzz! Didja miss me? So our dear Carolyn is taking a nice bloggy break, so you are stuck with me for the next couple of hours. Let's check in with the house critters
11:00am Backyard F1/2
Joe: Joe have you heard of this? Joe have you heard of this? I think they looked some of this stuff up on Urban Dictionary. Like getting s**t on. Having saran wrap and getting s**t on. Having your salad tossed. Like when they lick your ---
Wil: Why would they call it that? Maybe a grave digger.
Wil: You'll have to give me a number in case I leave Thursday I can call your wife for you.
Joe: I think right now it looks good for you.
Wil: I don't know...I just have a feeling in my gut.
Joe: How many votes are there - 8 or 9?
Wil: 8, Frank will vote if there is a tie.
11:13am Bathroom F3/4
Ashley is getting ready to primp Frank. Mentions that today is HOH Picture Day!
Ashley: You guys went to bed late
Frank: Yeah, we got into some crazy conversations
Ashley: About what?
Frank: Blumpkins and Dirty Sanchezs
(FYI: Britney & Ashley are likely down for Blumpkins, if the guy is considerate enough to double-flush)
Ashley tells a story of how a friend of hers had 2 athletes perform a switcheroo on her during an intimate moment.
Britney: Was she traumatized
Ashley: It's kinda (par for the course for her)
Frank: Mike's reeling about the ants
Britney: Ian, too. You know Ian's kinda a neat freak.
Frank: But I don't see what they're going for. I looked and all the food's wrapped up tight.
Britney: I think it's just the little drips.
2:45pm Backyard Crew F1/2
Boogie, Joe, Wil, Jenn are complaining about the messy people in the house
Wil: Has she - I saw Danielle do dishes
Boogie: Danielle has done dishes. Janelle did dishes. She's done dishes once. If she stays until the end, maybe she'll do them again. (Inferring Britney)
Wil: We've been in here for 7 weeks. Iran - there might not be an Iran when we get out of here! **dramatic much, Wil** We missed the Olympics.
Boogie: The Olympics is the biggest for me. It's an 8 year gap for us. The time difference isn't as great as an obscure place like Beijing. Sydney did it really smart by having all of the events in a central place and having these, like, trains to the different venues.
Boogie: Where are you going?!?! I have a dream every 3rd night that I sneak out of here. The other night I dreamt I was at a buddy's wedding and everyone was asking me how I was there and wasn't I was supposed to be on that show. And I always freak out about sneaking back in.
Joe comes out and announces that the maple syrup is the culprit for attracting all the ants. He has bleached down all the counters and captured a bunch of the ants.
Boogie asks Wil if he'd rather go home before or after Jury. They discuss the advantages and drawbacks. Wil admits to being a bit claustrophobic at the moment.
11:58am Bathroom F3/4
Time for a little female bonding...
Britney: Where is Dan this morning?
Danielle: He was up, so he's either outside or back in bed.
Britney asking Danielle about her brother and his college major. Also, quizzing Danielle about her access to doctors and various medical devices. Getting the distinct feeling that Danielle is totally not into this convo, yet we are treated to it on all 4 feeds.
12:15pm Backyard Patio
Worker-bees: Wil & Boogie clean windows at BB's request
Boogie: What do you typically do on a day like today in New York?
Jenn: Meet up with friends. Get in a late lunch. Work out. Check out a museum.
Wil: So are you living with the baby?
Boogie: No. I was. We wanted a house for him with a backyard. (She wanted a 1-level. I wanted more of a townhouse). We both started to realize that it was going different ways. But I live 5 minutes away. He doesn't stay overnight at my place though. I don't know if she has him sleeping in a crib, though. She's like I'm single. But I'm trying to tell her he's gonna be 8 soon and wanting to sleep with her.
Jenn: I think that's good that you are doing it like that though. That's kinda like how my parents did it.
Boogie: I'm glad we figured it out at like 5 months, instead of 3 or 4 years old. We both have crazy schedules.
Boogie says that his son's mother was really good about him coming back to do BB14. She wasn't familiar with how BB operates and that he would be completely cut off from all communication for the duration of the production of the show. She was worried that he was going to tell her he was going to Australia to open a new restaurant.
12:35pm Kitchen Crew
Britney, Danielle, Frank, Dan, Joe, Ian
Dan: Are whole pineapples expensive?
Joe: Yeah, depending on what part of the country you're in.
Frank discussing HOH Blog topics: Getting rid of negativity (i.e. Janelle), BB Bootcamp, Ants, How the house is breaking everyone down (Boogie's Ear & Ashley's Back)
Shane has joined the land of the living.
Shane: I think Dan & Boogie need to experience the whole game this year - never been a Have Not before.
Dan: You seem to be enjoying it so much
Shane: Oh yeah. 3 Weeks, though?
Britney: I'm kinda disappointed in the Candy Canes
Ashley: I was always told fish have short-term memory. But obviously not if you wave your hand and they go (makes crazy hand motion to imitate fish swimming to top of tank to wait for food)
Britney: And they say dogs can't tell time. But I've been gone for 6 weeks and Molly is pissed!
1:05pm Backyard patio
Shane & Danielle are filling Boogie in on last night's sex convo. Everyone is astonished that Britney spends 30-45min on the toilet going #2 so she can read her US Weekly and similar magazines.
**Maybe Britney can turn this into a gig for US Weekly**
Okay, lovely Dishers. I'm gonna take my own break here. Carolyn will be back with you sometime between 1:30pm and 2:00pm BBT. Look for a New Top Post then - hopefully featuring HOH Pictures! Thanks for hanging with me & letting me *hopefully* entertain you!