Janelle's Got the Monday Afternoon Backdoor Blues
Good afternoon, BB Lovers! It's been quite a day in the BB14 house already. Danielle used the PoV to take Wil off the block, and she threw Janelle up there in his place. Welcome to the back door, Janie Doll. This is going to be a tough week. At the moment, you have no allies in the house. Not a single vote you can count on 100%.. Maybe Joe. Everyone else is feeding you a line of bull..
As they say in Hunger Games, "Let the games begin, and may the odds be forever in your favor." Houseguests, try not to leave any blood stains on the new house decs.
Dan and Danielle
Dan checks in with his rogue charge..
Dan: How'd it go? The DR..
Danielle: (imitating Janelle) Thanks, BB! I'm a mess.. in there.. I'm a doofball.
Dan: What do you think your parents are thinking?
Danielle: Uhh.. Danielle would do that. And they've probably seen every thing that she's said.. So.. WHat do you think your family's thinking?
Dan: THey really like Janelle.. She just played a really different game this time. I mean, if we could've trusted her, it would've been different.. My mom's nervous about Mike Boogie.. If I get a shot a couple weeks down the road, I'll take it. What did Britney say?
Danielle: That Janelle's tryin' to rally votes.
Dan: Was she pissed you didn't let her in?
Danielle: No.. What did Janelle say to you?
Dan: I told Janelle.. I told you to work out with her for a reason.. I went to bed last night thinking everything was ok.. She asked, Am I the target? I said I don't know.. She said, do you think I have the votes.. She said, I'm glad it's against Frank. She said she didn't think Wil or Joe would vote for her.. I said for me to vote for her.. I'm not gonna have my vote hanging out there and piss off Danielle, so I made her think that she had a shot.. But I'll probably give her.. On Wednesday.. I mean THursday.. We should tell her. Or if you just wanna blindside her, you can blindside her.
Danielle: She's thinkin' you n me will separate.
Danielle: Jeez.. You're takin' hits at me.
Dan: That's the only way it's believable.
Danielle: Thanks, Dan.
**Unlike Danielle, who hasn't been completely honest with Dan today, Dan is still keeping her completely in the loop.
Dan: Do you think Wil will keep his word and not put us up?
Danielle: YEah. He wouldn't lie.. He was like, I really want to work with you.. He'll go after Boogie and Frank.
**In whose dream?
Dan: That's why, if I won, I probably wouldn't put him up. Maybe JOe and Ashley.. I'd almost like someone else to go against Joe.. SOmeone else has to be out before we make a move against the other 2.
Danielle: Frank came up here last night and said, he could tell last night that I was gonna do it..
Dan: I don't think anyone could tell. I haven't talked to Mike at all today. I'm just tryin' to stay away from them. Have you talked to Shane at all?
Danielle: Yeah.. He came up here.. I can't believe I put her up.
Dan: She was shocked.
Danielle: Shane said she was breathin' hard beside him.
Dan: Really? Wehn you took down Wil? She's almost kinda like Bryan.. KNow what I mean? Janelle.. So much stuff going on, no one trusted him. I did honestly feel that if she won, she wouldn't have put us up, but if one of her people won.. KNow what I mean?
Danielle: mm hmm
** what people? she has no one... but maybe joe.
Danielle: I think if she won, either way, she would've done what she's trying to do to Britney..
**make an alliance?
Danielle: She and Britney almost got in a fight last night.. about Shane.. Britney said she's just been workin' her since before I put her up, to get Brit mad at Shane.. She came up here and said, I don't feel bad anymore. That never came out of Shane's mouth.
Dan: The other thing I was thinking is.. Boogie coulda knocked us outa this game.. at that point..
Danielle: I think we've got the roles reversed.. I think Janelle's become like Boogie and I thik Boogie's calmed down a lot. He's 42. I don't think he's completely trustworthy, but he doesn't seem as vindictive as he used to be. How am I supposed to trust someone who changes how they treat me every day, and that I'm a pawn and I'm a waste of space.. And then changing it all ofg a sudden to when I win twice saying I'm a comp beast..
Dan: Oh.. And she said, I thought you, me and Danielle had an alliance..
Danielle: I'm not buying it. She said the same thing to Britney..
Dn: So unnecessary. So many deals.
Danielle: KNow how sick I woulda been if she won HoH..
Dan: She woulda put Shane and Ian or something..
Danielle: You're not thinking about keeping her now, are you?
Dan: No. Not at all. Not at all. Let's see.. Today's Monday.. Tuesday, Wednesday.. Stuff gets crazy.. Still a long way to go..
danielle: The half way point is next Tuesday..
Dan: In terms of days..
Danielle: At least we'll get a party..
Dan: I don't think so.. It's in terms of people, not days.
Danielle: Britney said it was with the days.
Dan: Hm.. I wonder if she's gonna snap.. Janelle's never been in this position before. It's so hot out.. That's Janelle reading the bible..
Danielle: I can't watch that. Makes me feel bad.
Dn: Someone's gotta go.
Danielle: I'm HoH. Do you wanna go?
Dan: Too late now.
Dan: It'd be nice if Ian won.. That'd be great. He's in a great spot.. No one's gonna touch him. Someone's gonna get picked out from our group of 5.. I just don't know who it's gonna be..
Danielle: From the Quack pack? I think it's gonna be Shane..
Dan: I just don't see any non-coaches putting up.. If they have a choice, I see them putting up coaches.
Danielle: Who said, Danielle's not playin' around?
Dan: I think Wil.
3:50pm Timecheck.. This conversation is ongoing on Feeds 1 and 2.. I'm gonna check on the others..
Frank is holding court poolside with Wil and Ashley. Jenn's nearby as well..
Listening to the bashing, unless Janelle can pull a rabbit out of her bum, she's done.
Feed 3 and 4
Britney and Janelle
Friendly chatter.. about other reality shows.. being a reality tv person..
Brit: I talked to Ragan a couple months ago.. and I was like, I feel like my life's just getting back to normal now.
Feed flips to Frank and Boogie.. Frank's reporting to Boogie about his chat with Ashley and Wil.
Boogie: I'm just fading into the background right now, since everyone's scrambling to see what came from where. Dude, you've gotta have a speech that doesn't even ask for votes. Just make it fun..
Brit, Janie, Frank, Ian
Janelle: Monaco is so expensive it offends me.
**way to connect with the hoi polloi, Janie.
Brit: Oh, I know.. And the real estate..
Joe's prepping dinner.. Jenn's washing dishes.. Janie, Brit and Frank are talking about skin care..
Frank: I feel a little silly with my anti-wrinkle cream at night, but..
Brit: Might as well.. I had clear skin on my wedding day, so I'm happy about that.
Frank: I'm happy I haven't had a break out in here yet.
Brit: Oh I have..
Frank: You? Little China Doll..
Janelle leaves, and Britney and Frank speak frankly..
Frank: Having to lie..
Brit: Some people have been telling her she has their vote though..
Frank: Some people have been telling me I do too..
Janelle returns and skin care chat continues..
Brit: Oh geez. Everybody in here has body dysmorphic disorder.
Frank: Everybody in America does.
Brit: Just for the record, I don't think I'm fat. I joke about it..
Frank: Respect to Ron.. You've got a rockin' bod.
Brit: Well, thank you.
Janelle: If I leave on Thursday, I'll leave all my Mary Kay stuff for you.. This is a bad bad place for skin, because it's so dry and polluted. Miami's really good for skin, because of the moisture.
**but the sun is a killer.
Talk turns to fibroids... Janelle's got them and they complicated her pregnancy to the point where she almost had to have a c-section.
Frank: Did you get hemorrhoids when you gave birth?
Frank: I have em.. They never go away, unless you get surgery.. I have to put medicine on em, on the reg.
While pregnancy and hemorrhoid chatter continues, I spot Wil and Jenn in the Storage Room... Dashing over there to eavesdrop..
Wil and Jenn
I came into this conversation at the end, but if you want to flashback, here's the punchline.
Wil: It doesn't matter if we backdoor him.. We'll just have to do Danielle a little favor and get rid of Dan for her.
**You'll have to win a comp first.
F1 and 2 - Boogie and Ian.. Ian's shaving his chest hair in the shower again.. Frank will not be pleased.
F3 and 4 - Wil has now joined the couch crew of Brit, Janie and Frank. Talk has turned to pseudo celebrity sightings.. Real Housewives, stylists with reality shows, and the like...
Frank, Boogie, Wil, Joe
Frank's talking about his humilitard. He's still troubled about the skirt being positioned so poorly..
Boogie: You're very sensitive about the exposed junk. You should just draw an arrow on the suit pointing to it, and see how fast they fix it then.
**lol! great idea.
5:24pm Britney's doing her hair and makeup... and doing period math. She can't remember when she's due. All I know is, we're on the same schedule, so someone tell me when she gets hers.
Although she looks stunning, I always wonder why the HGs go to so much primping trouble, especially when there's not a comp or a live show or a ceremony coming... Ian's shaving his face. Janie's moisturizing.
Boogie and Frank
Frank's telling Boogie how everything under the sun is now being blamed on Janelle.. Boogie's overjoyed.
Frank: Done-zo. At this point, it's better if we don't win HoH next week, cuz if they put up Wil and Joe, hopefully we'll still be safe the following week.
Boogie: One of..
Frank: One of the (fingers to lips, indicating "Silent 6")
Boogie: Just pray Joe doesn't win the HoH.
Frank: F*ck Joe.. He aint winning sh*t. He's not the sharpest.. He may know how to bake some bread, but he don't know how to slice it and dice it like we do.
Boogie gives Frank speech tips.. He wants to get "like a gentleman" in there for some friends..
BB: Houseguests, this is a lockdown. Please go outside, and close the sliding glass door.
Frank: Why outside?? It's probably a Pandora's Box.
Boogie: Probably just a camera adjustment. '
The HGs file out..
While most of the HGs are frittering away the time, Danielle is using it to further her case against Janelle to solidify the votes against her. She's talking to Ashley about how evil and awful and mean Janelle is...
Ashley assures Danielle that no one thinks she's mean.. Conversely, they're all very happy and think she's awesome for doing this.
For the past while now, with the notable exception of Ian, the HGs have been completely isolating Janelle.. In this picture, Ashley is telling Brit and Danielle how happy she is this is happening.. "I feel like Free Willy."
Danielle: Why is Ian even talking to her?
**because he's a compassionate human, Nurse Dani. That's how compassionate humans behave, even when they're not getting paid to do so.
Danielle: I'm trying to hear what they're saying...
***they're talking bb trivia. relax.
Brit: She thinks she has 5 votes, but she thinks Wil is lying to her, so she's gonna try to get Shane's vote. But if Ashley tells her she's not voting for her, she'll probably just throw in the towel.
Danielle: (starts counting votes)
Brit: What are you talking about? You have the whole house. Just be so careful what you say to her Shane. If you can, avoid the conversation together.. I told her that when she talks to you, she should talk to the 2 of you together.. I'm scared to be seen alone with her, because then I'm responsible for whatever lies she says..
Ashley and Janelle
Privately, Ashley gives Janelle the time of day..
Ashley: Do you think you have the votes to stay?
Janelle: Well, Wil's promised me 100% but who knows with him..
Ashley: What about Britney?
Janelle; She's voting for me.
Ashley: Anyone else?
Janelle: Dan said he'd vote for me if Danielle would let him..
Ashley: Have you been talking bad about her?
Janelle: No. I said early on that she would make it really far, and it was misconstrued, and Wil went up and told her I said she was a floater. If they really wanted me out, they would've taken Frank down. Joe said Frank is already talking about being here next week.
Ashley: Frank's being really nice to you..
Janelle: I just can't stand the man..
Ashley: Did you talk to Shane for a vote?
Janelle: No, I haven't spoken to him yet. I'd like to speak to Dan and Danielle again..
**so soft spoken, she almost sounds broken.
Janelle: It's been a blindside. I just feel like, if Dan and Danielle are trying to trust Boogie, they're sealing their own fate.
Janelle: Remember the 1st week, I told you Danielle's gonna make it far.. Where do you think it came from?
Joe: What do you think, Ashley?
Ash: I don't know.. No one tells me anything. Have you heard anything?
Joe: I'm waiting to get a word with Danielle, so I can figure out what why where when.. Up til midnight last night, I was told by her and Dan that everything was styaying the same.
Janelle: I think Frank got to her.
Joe: I think Wil got to her. I think there's something going on that we just don't know.. I think there's an alliance..
Ashley: Did you ask Wil?
Janelle: He told me I have his vote 100%..
Joe: There's something missing.. I tell you that.
Janelle: They're probably just promising Dan and Danielle protection for next week, saying I'm not as strong a player as Frank and Boogie..
Joe: I think they're absolute idiots if they vote for him to stay.
Janelle: No kidding.
Joe: I'm gonna try to talk to Jenn alone. She knows the whole throw her under the bus for the trade thing.. She's not very happy with Boogie. Now, Ian, on the other hand... I don't think you'll ever get him awy from Boogie.
Frank passes through.. En route to have his humilitard fixed.. and seeing who is speaking to Janie.
|this is my favorite cap i've taken of joe this season - simple and honest :o(|
Janelle: He's working with Boogie..
Joe: And the strongest guy in the house.. Who's escaped the block 3 times.. They've had the oddest HoH yet. Danielle swears that Dan aint tellin' her nothing.. Just odd.
Janelle: Dan told me he'd vote for me if it was ok with Danielle. He sees the logic. I mean.. what makes more sense? Me or the friggin' luymber jack who's flying with boogie?
Joe: You need to kiss Danielle's ass.. Surely she's gonna say something..
Janelle: Here's the thing.. If she wants me gone so bad, why didn't she save Frank? If they wanted me gone so bad, they would've saved Frank and put me up next to Wil. I went up there, andI was like, "do you seriously think I'm gunning for you, danielle?" I hung out with her all the time.
Joe: Honestly, if anyone said anything, it was Wil. He told Frank that Ashley, me, Jenn and Danielle were just votes, we don't count.. We're all floaters..
Janelle: Why don't you tell Danielle that? I'm sure she'd be thrilled to hear it.
Joe: If we're just votes.. He's the only person in the house that has lied to every single person in the house..
Janelle: He told me I have his vote, but he was hanging out with Frank all day. \
Joe: He thinks he looks hot in the leotard.
Ash: That's what Wil told him?
Joe tells them dinner will be ready in 30 minutes, then leaves...
Janelle: What do you think, Trix?
Ash: Nothing makes sense to me. I don't get it.
Timecheck - 7pm BBT
We're taking a blog break... Please mind the critters on the live feeds this evening. They've been misbehaving terribly.