The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Thursday and Happy Live Show Day!!
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But 1st.. Let's check in with our houseguests.. If you went to sleep relatively early last night, make sure to give Late Night Lessa's coverage a look-see too! I start back up with the overnight shortly after she left off..
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If you'd like the extremely short version of the Overnight Report: Nothing has changed on the Janelle front.
Need more details? Read on!
Dani: I haven't said anything bad about anybody..
Dani: If that makes them think I'm nice.. and I've been throwing competitions.. I did hear today that Boogie thinks I'm in medical school.
**she doesn't mention to Dan that Boogie guessed she was a nurse.
Dani: Brit said because of how I fixed the thing with medical tape.. and because I fixed your wound..
Dan: I told you you had to be careful about it.. I was thinking the same thing when you taped it.
Dani: I knew how badly you wanted your toy.. did it really look like a physical trainer when I taped it? It's just suspicions.. I'm not worried about it. Dan, that really hurts my feelings.
Dani: Janelle. What did I do to her to make her so mean?
Dani: I'll get over it in like an hour.
Dan: I forget how young you are.
Dani: I'm sorry.. I take offense to that statement.. Because I'm reacting, I'm acting younger? It's just a girl thing.. coming from someone who just had a baby.. who's sensitive about her own body..It makes sens tho.. I knew she always liked you, wanted to work with you.. and she knew it wouldn't happen if I was still here.
Talk turns to Joe. The next target.
Dani: No what's funny? Every single person wants him out. Every single one.
Britney walks in to the lounge...
Dan: How you feelin'?
Brit: I'm in a depressed mood.. What's wrong with you?
Dani: I just ofund out more bad stuff she said about me..
Brit: Why did you tell Wil that she made up that lie about he anf Frank?
Dani: She told him she made it up and she was sorry.. I didn't bring it up..
Brit: It was a bold faced lie.. She sat there in the bathroom with me and said, we need to mae up a lie..
Dan: Ok.. Time to move on. It's over. We gotta worry about next week now.
**does that mean I can crawl back into bed?
Dan: Just gotta make sure Joe doesn't win.
Brit: mm hmm.. Or Wil.. I know I might just be paranoid, but Boogie never mentions getting Wil out, and that makes me paranoid.. cuz Wil's gotta go. He's obvioously in charge of the other side at this point. Frank said that Wil said earlier.. that you, me and Dan spend too much time together, rso we're obviously working together.. He told Frank that and Frank told me. That means he'd put 2 of us up. That's bad news. He's gotta go. I'm serious. We don't need him spreading that around that side of the house. Why would he be spreading rumors about..
Brit leaves the lounge.. On the other side of the door, we hear Janelle, "Hey, what's going on girl?" "Just going to bed.."
Dani: Another one bites the dust.. I'd die laughing if they play that song in the morning.
**Skippy, Please play Elton John's "The Bitch is Back" instead. I promise I wont call you Skippy New Pants anymore. Just this one little thing.. C'mon Skip.. We've got history.
Inside the lounge, Dan steers the conversation away from that and back to the coming week..
Dan: Put up someone nobody in the house likes..
Dani: Which is good because nobody will come after you..
Dan: Other Thursdays I was never nervous..
Dani: You care about this one?
Dan: Yeah.. I'm playin' in it.
Dani: It sucks I can't play.. I've always been extremely competitive.
1:21am Checking around the feeds for a little break, I find Frank, Jenn and Wil playing badminton in the backyard.. fun times..
Wil: You n me against Jenn. She can take us on..
Frank: Yeah.. I am not good at badminton..
Wil: I gotcha bitch.
Jenn: I'm comin' for ya.
Wil: Ashley, you wanna get in on this? Sure.
**I believe Ashley got a cortisone shot..
Wil: The name of the alliance is.. Flatulence..
Ashley: Oh shit.
Frank: Ya'll this is fun!
Dan sticks his head outside to say good night.. I check the quad.. Danielle's upstairs talking to Shane..
Dani: I heard through the grapevine that she (Janelle) was coming after you and me.. and Britney said..
Shane: Don't forget, during her season, she didn't do any dirty work.. She had the Brigade. She's playing emotional right now. I understand Janelle's one of her closest friends..
Dani: She's not! Janelle's just playing the sweet card right now. I can't stand when other women..
Shane: She's just jealous of you. I cannot stand girls like her.
Dani: I'm not even gonna give her a hug tomorrow..
Shane: Peace Out! You made it to top 3 in your seasons.. You didn't even make it to jury..
Dani: I said something really mean in my goodbye..
Shane: I'm sure she didn't get many nice ones. Mine's harsh.
Dani: Is it bad that I'm kind of excited that you did a harsh one?
Shane: No, I started out nice, and they were like, come on, really give it to her.
Dani: Same here..
**Really, DR? She hasn't had a rough enough week? You wanna see if you can squeeze a tear out of her on the couch with Julie?
Dani: I'm just so hurt than someone can be that mean? What did I ever do to her? I mean, Janelle, you wear bigger size pants than me..
This is ongoing, if you'd like to join in on the last night of Janelle bashing..
Dani: I zinged her good.. It was back to back to back to back.. Everyone in there was laughing.. I was heated in there, cuz she'd just done something else to make me mad.. And they're like, what about when she said this this this this about you?
Shane: So they were bringing it out..
Feed 1 flips to Janelle and Joe in the lounge for a minute..
Janelle: He says he's never come to him either..
Joe: He must just be cocky as hell..
Janelle: yup.. ok.. Goodnight..
Janelle walks into her room and spots her luggage..
Brit: Does anyone else feel that? Be really still. It feels like we've got some seismic activity going on.
Ian: I actually do feel it.
**there've been quakes happening all day.
Joe and Ashley
Joe's talking about his kidney stones..
Ashley: Now I know why people with chronic pain get depressed.. How did they find out?
Joe: (ew.. I can't type what just came out of his mouth)
Ashley: That is so strange..
Joe: I'm already feelin' better. It was just a day. But I'm still not peein' right.. It's cloudy.
Ashley: And it makes you really sleepy..
Joe: Just no energy.. You feel good about tomorrow?
Ash: Yeah, everything seems good. How's Janelle?
Joe: I think she feels good, other than the but if.. From what she's being told, she has the votes..
Ash: And I just found out, you're not allowed to tell someone.
Joe: You can give hints.. Like, Lookin' good for you. It's not a definitive.. That's the way I've been told to do it. Has Wil said anything else about me?
Ash: No, he's been pretty quiet.
Joe: Good. I'm hoping we can get past it.
Ash: Do you think it's gonna be a fast forward?
Joe: Yeah.. They've got to get rid of people.
Ash: Who would you put up? It's so hard to think on the fly like that.
Joe: It's quick.. You have to campaign during a commercial.. Absolutely insane.
Ash: Where's Janelle now?
Joe: I think she went to bed..
Ash: Do you think everyone's fooled again?
Joe: Yeah.. They're all outside playing badminton.. I don't wanna get hot tonight.
Ash: Are you sharing a bed with Frank?
Joe: Yeah.. I'll either have an open spot this week, or Britney will have an open spot. If you want part of that bed, we could just sleep head to toe..
Ash: It's that big?
Joe: Yeah. We could sleep under separate blankets.. That's fine with me. I think it's the best bed in the house..
Ash: Me too.
1:55am Badminton continues in the backyard, with some Joe sniping on the side.. and then they wrap it up, clean up a bit.. Ashley comes outside..
1:57am Checking the quad, we find Shane listening to music in the HoH bed..
Joe: Where's your pain comin' from Ash?
Ash: My butt. It's like my sciatic nerve..
Joe: Why is it still happening?
Ash: THey think it's the way stress is manifesting in my body.
Joe: Have you seen a doctor?
Joe: Did they give you an xray?
Ash: No. They helped me. I feel good. I can't believe you had a kidneyt stone that big and you didn't even tell anybody.
Joe: It feels like a small spear in your urethra line.. It just cuts.. and you're peein' out blood. It sucks. I've passed em before, but with like 2 or 3 vicodin.
**ooohhh! that explains why he went to the bathroom so many times last night.. i was wondering.
Joe: Danielle was actin' all weird tonight. She was upset about somethin. Then she went into the arcade and talked to Dan..
Ash: Hmm. Weird.
Joe: Somethin' ticked her off.
Ash: Very weird.
Wil's brushing out his weave.. Jenn's having a shower.. They're reminiscing about the evening..
Outside, Frank's massaging something into his feet, then washing them off. On the couch, Ash and Joe sit silently. Ash gets up to do some laundry..
Ashleys walks inside as Wil's coming out from the bathroom..
Wil: You out there by yourself?
Ash: Joe's still out there.
One of them slams the sliding glass door shut so hard, Joe nearly jumps.
Frank: Is everyone else asleep?
Frank: Janie's in bed?
Frank: No late night push tonight?
Wil and Ashley are talking at the counter. Ash wants to get a good night sleep.. Frank joins.
Frank: What're ya'll whispering about?
Ash: Who we'd put up if we win HoH.
Wil: .... (inaudible) with Shane?
Frank: I mean.. If I was, I don't think I'd be on the block right now..
Frank makes suggestions..
Frank: There's a few people we could pick from... and none of them are on the cake..
Ash: hehehehehe.. And you can't say anything, cuz they'd all put us up.
Frank: And I think if you'd explain it to them like I explained to Danielle..
F1 The nightly nomance tickle frustration fest continues up in HoH..
Joe's walking the yard.. Free from Danielle's leg, Shane's in the downstairs bathroom plucking his nose hairs. Frank, Jenn, Ashley and Wil talk in the dining area..
Shane heads out back to toss the ball around with Joe a bit. It's nice to see someone being nice to Joe.
Frank and Jenn talk about their day.. Ashley puts dishes away.. Wil comes in to help.
Wil: Any of us could go up..
Jenn: Any of us could go up against Joe..
Wil: We should make a pact and draw a name out of a hat..
Jenn: See what happens, if we get a fast forward or something funky happens..
Ash: This is like really comforting.. I like it. (chicken soup)
Jenn: I'm really glad you're feeling better.
Ash: Thank you. me too.
Frank: I'll be the first person to break the unitard curse tomorrow.
Wil: Thank God for the twist.. We would've sent you home and still had her here..
Frank: Chances are I would come back this week..
2:38a Back to Joe's impending demise...
Frank: That's the only negative side of sitting next to him.. If he wins pov.
Jenn: The chances of one of us winning the PoV would be higher than him, I would think.. Ultimately it could be any one of us to go against him..
Wil: Depending who wins HoH.. It just sucks to have to draw a line in the sand that soon.
Joe and Shane make some big celebratory noises in the backyard, and spur some more meanness..
2:44a As Ashley, Wil and Jenn sit comfortably chatting with Frank, Janelle walks into the kitchen for a glass of water.
No one says boo to her until she speaks to them. Then she says goodnight, and all say goodnight to her..
Wil: I'm still nervous to say everything I'm thinking.. but there are people in this house who need to go quick.. maybe even quicker than Joe..
Frank: Once Janelle's out, he's kind of a one trick pony by himself. So if we have the opportunity to do something, we should do it.
Wil: Up until jury, it's back to the numbers game, and the more numbers you have..
Frank: I feel it's best to keep some of this chatter down, until someone wins HoH.
Wil: I agree..
Frank: When Janie walks out that door tomorrow.. and it's 8-1.. who's gonna cry.. oh sh*t..
Wil: Joe's gotta go. You can't trust him. He's just here for publicity.
Frank: I know.. That f'in mad love shit.. Let's call it something else..
Ash: He threw out an avocado that wasn't even bad.
Frank: He's so f'in lazy..
Wil: WWJD... What would Jodi do?
Talk turns to the other HGs on the memory board..
Frank: We really should stop talkin' bout Willie though.. I wish they'd cover his picture up.. put Big Ted up there.
Jenn: I'm gonna start layin' down in a minute or 2.. I think tomorrow's gonna be a long day.
Wil: me too. You gonna wear your hair straight?
Jenn's got a full day of fixing people's hair for the Live Show ahead of her.. Boogie, Dan, Shane..
Shane and Joe continue throwing the ball outside..
Ash: I had the weirdest dream last night.. I was making out with a dog..
Frank: Maybe it was because Ian was dressed up as a dog this week..
Yawns are starting to take over..
Wil: You know what I'm gonna do when I get out of this house? I'm gonna get shitfaced, get a 90 minute massage.. I'm gonna become a slut when I get out of here.
Jenn: (didn't catch it)
Wil: We can go around West Hollywood.
Jenn: Go to the Abby..
Talk turns to Wil's type..
Frank: I think they did a segment the other day on you and your ideal guy.
Shane offers Ashley a massage tomorrow, thereby putting a HUGE target on her back.. Then Joe calls out Frank for popping zits in the bathroom.. Frank, angrily says he's getting an ingrown hair out. Joe tells him to chill out. Frank catches himself responding reactively and gets back into the game, making a joke out of it.
Wil, Ashley, Jenn and Frank have all headed back to their beds now.. lots of giggling and whispering.
Shane and Joe chat at the kitchen counter. Joe is still being kept in the dark.. about everything.
Joe and Shane do a little studying..
Shane: I'm trying to think of some trick questions...
Joe: Out of the coaches, who won 500,000?
Shane: Dan and Boogie. Boogie won allstars. Not his season.
**welcome to jedi training on the bb14 short bus
Joe: Dan is the best player in the game. He's very intellectual.
Shane: Very likeable too. So's Britney.
Shane heads to bed. Joe goes out back on the couch to cool off a little more before heading to bed...
His heart rate is still up from their ball tossing session..
Joe gets up off the couch, has a good scratch and heads inside for bed..
As Joe climbs into bed, Frank warns him that Mike's been snoring up a storm, and he's been trying to get him to stop.. Then a little pillow talk from our unlikely bedmates..
Joe: Did I tell you I had 2 full court shots? Full distance of the yard. It felt good.
Frank: That's awesome.
Joe: Took me 30 tries.. haha..
Frank: 2 out of 30 full court isn't bad.
Joe: Shane never hit it in..
Frank: I do wanna try that out..
Joe: It's pretty cool.
And this concludes The Overnight Report... Happy Thursday!