Good afternoon, BB Lovers! It's Wacky Wednesday Afternoon in the BB14 House, and unless someone has a very unexpected change of heart or the BB gods send her an angel, Janie's heading home to Violet tomorrow.. Earth Angel - Even better. :0)
If you need catching up on the earlier events of the day, here ya go:
As 1pm rolls around in the BB14 house, Britney is still upstairs in the HoH giving Danielle relationship counseling. Apparently, there's also a boy she left behind at home.. Downstairs, Wil has just asked Janelle about her wedding dresses.. The descriptions are beautiful..
Wil: I don't feel like shavin' my legs.. I should though. I've got growth coming out. Lemme get to it whie everyone's asleep..
And then Janelle gets to work..
Dan & Janelle
Janelle: Are you going to the pool?
Dan: All day every day!
Dan: I haven't talked to them yet..
Janelle: You think I'm staying then? Wil swore on his dog..
Dan: I'll talk to everyone tonight, just to lock everything in..
Janelle: Are you guys telling him that you're voting to keep him?
Dan: He hasn't even come to me.
Janelle: They haven't asked Ashley either..
Dan Well if you think you have him..
Janelle: You'd wanna keep me over him, right?
Dan: Yeah.. if you have the votes.
Janelle: You wouldn't lie to me, right? Danielle told me she still wants to keep me around, and the reason she put me up there was just to save Wil..
Dan: She reads into everything..
Janelle: I think she's a little depressed or soemthing?
Dan: She's sensitive..
Wil and Janelle
Wil: Wacky Wednesday..
Janelle: Maybe I will go lay out just a little..
Wil: For a wrinkle in time..
Wil shaves his hobbit feet and legs.
Boogie and Dan
Dan: I figure I'll tell her tonight.
Boogie: F*ck that..
Dan: You don't want to?
Boogie: F*ck no.
Dan: I just figured.. Coaches respect..
Boogie: You gotta respect the game.. You can't do that.. She didn't have "Coaches Respect" for me when she was scumbagging Frank last week..
Janelle comes out. End of convo. 5 minutes of so much tense silence that all you can hear is Dan fiddling with his microphone cord...
Janelle runs across the hot hot yard to join Ian, goes to adjust her bikini top in the mirror, and has another nip slip.. Ian tells her "not to worry.. There probably wasn't even a camera there.. " Sweet kid.
BB14 Sun Bathing Beauties..
|Wil lotions up his freshly shaved legs..|
|Janie unties her bikini top and tempts fate|
|Dan bonds with his favorite allies..|
|Janie and Joe take shots..|
|Dan performs minor surgery..|
Britney and Danielle come outside.
Janelle: Hey guys!
Janelle: Where ya been all morning?
**Bully! how dare you ask such a question! the audacity!
Talk in the backyard turns to babies..
The Shane is Risen...
|slurp slurp slurp...|
He's completely fascinated by the cereal boxes.. reading everything he can, whilst slurping away..
Frank joins the backyard crew..
Brit: Where's your unitard?
Frank: I have my bathing suit on.
Brit: Dan, I feel like you need to have a kid, so you have someone to play with.
Dan: Pretty much..
Janie: Yeah.. I don't think you should wait a year.
Brit: Dan's thinking, but what if next year is allstars 2?
The HGs don't think there'll be an allstars 2 right away.. Frank hopes there'll be a couple of seasons with no returning HGs. Ian points out that it's become de rigeur to have vets.. Ian thinks they'll do a "Good vs Evil" season... or an "Unfinished Business." The other HGs get a kick out of his names for the seasons..
On to the finer points regarding Jodi...
Danielle: Yeah, Dan had to say, I vote to evict..
Talk turns back to babies, briefly, then on to gory movies..
I spy furry men..
BB: Janelle, please go to the Diary Room.
Dan: Britney, you ready for the human bridge yet?
Brit: Do you want me to go put on my swimsuit?
Dan: I think so swimsuit, just to increase the danger..
Brit: This is ridiculous..
Dan: She's thinking about it..
Frank: She's pondering..
Dan: Human Bridge! Human Bridge!
Brit: How's the water?
Brit: I would like to make a PSA that as I exit the pool area, I am taking my cup and plate with me..
Boogie makes a mad dash across the yard and into the pool..
|This is a human bridge..|
|Also a human bridge..|
While most of the HGs play in the pool..
|Frank keeps moving the basket to make sure Dani gets it in, and then congratulating her prowess.|
Shane adjusts his bathing suit down for maximum tanning..
2:22pm Make a wish..
Shane and Joe
Joe: It's 100% confirmed.. Wil, Frank and Boog on one team..
Shane: Damn.. Do they have anyone else?
Joe: Jenn's undecided..
Shane: The changes everything.. Me n Britney are definitely working together.. I know Dan and Danielle are..
Joe: Well, you got me.
Shane: I don't know.. Now that Dan's aboard. Maybe we can switch it.
Joe: My choice is made. You can tell Brit. I'm on board. Not one other person in this game will I protect. If I die, I went out trying with what I thought was the smartest decision.
Shane: Cuz you know I could beat Frank and Wil..
Joe: They can't even hold your jock.
Shane: I'm sorry, but that badminton game? Pathetic.. If Frank goes home tomorrow, I'm putting up Boogie.. and if Wil's with him.. Does Janelle think he's not with her anymore?
Joe: She's not buyin it. We think he's doin' the same thing he did last week..
Shane: Letter go out THursday without..
Joe: No.. Now I think he will give her a vote. Like last week. He flipped soon as he figured out what the house was doing.
Festivities continue in the pool.. Loudly!
Shane: I wonder what this coming HoH is.
Joe: Janelle thinks it's a QnA.. If it comes down to it, it should be me, you, Brit, Dan and Danielle..
Shane: Yeah.. That'd be a strong 5.
**I'm having Ian Underdog feelings about Joe right now, hearing him be deceived as much as Janelle and knowing he's a target. Rooting for him to win HoH, just to send everyone scurrying.
At 3:00pm, Joe is still offering his undying devotion to Shane.. The mass frolic in the pool has died down a tiny bit, but I think they're just catching their breaths and gearing up for the next round.
Tired of Dan splashing her, Danielle goes up to the HoH. Britney's already in there showering.. Brit's a little too short for complete coverage..
Shane and Danielle
Shane: Ashley's in a lot of pain.. I just had to carry her out of the DR and back to her bed.
Danielle: Or she could have a very addictive behavior.. Have you noticed how much advil she takes?
Danielle: What were you and Joe talking about?
Shane tells her and suggests they let him think he's with them.. Danielle nixes it.
Danielle: I did something really stupid last night. I picked up 100 pounds in front of Boogie..
Danielle: How much was on it?
Shane: There were 10s on there.
Shane: Have you talked to Janelle at all today?
Danielle: She tried following me around and talking to me, but I nixed it.
Brit: Where's Janelle right now?
Shane: I don't know.. Wil's in the kitchen.. Joe's outside..
Brit: Joe is being so obvious with his schematics..
Shane: That's why I had to get up and leave.
Brit: Everyone knows he's a liar.. What'd he say?
Shane: He said definitely Frank, Wil and Boogie are working together.. He offered to work with me, and I asked if he was willing to break off from Janelle, and he said absolutely..
Brit: How awkward is this..
Shane: And he said Janelle talked to Dan, and Dan said he would vote to keep Janelle, and Dan just had to talk to you and me.. And he told me that if we were gonna switch our votes from keeping Janelle to keeping Frank to let him know, so..
**They want Joe to be the sole vote to keep Janelle, so they can use it against him this coming week.
Shane tells them about Janelle's final 4 dream.. Brit says Janelle told her to the dream too.
Shane: I'm pretty sure at least one coach, hopefully 2 are gonna make it to the final 4, so your dream is wrong, biatch.
Brit: It wasn't a good workout because Joe was all over the living room.. No one else had any room to move.
Danielle: I hate that this (robe) says HoH all over it. I wont wear it out of this room..
Frank and Janelle
Janelle: Do you think I'm leaving tomorrow? I wish people would just tell me.
Frank: I really don't know.
Janelle: Think about it.. These people.. If you wouldn't have went home, the swing voters would've had all these people after them. This sucks.. There's all these people who think this game is all about lies.. but they always catch up with you.
Frank: Yeah, they do. You have to tell little fibs, but when you go and tell people, I'm gonna vote for you..
Janelle: It sucks.
Frank: And we're back to the beginning again.. So if people are tellin' lies now, they're not gonna have the votes at the end. Everybody wants 1st.. 2nd is nothing.
Janelle: It's like season 11.. Natalie told so many lies.. SHe was a better game player than Jordan, but because she told so many lies, nobody voted for her..
Frank: Even if I made it to the end with Mike.. It wouldn't be the worst to lose to him.. he's kinda my homie at this point, at least I think he is..
Janelle: He is.
Frank: Like last week, I wasn't supposed to go home when I went up..
Janelle: Why weren't you supposed to go home?
Frank: From what I was told, when I was put up, I had a deal with Shane from the week prior..
Janelle: I was told you were definitely supposed to go home.
Frank: What you shoulda done last week is..
Janelle: I was better friends with Joe than you..
Frank: When I was HoH, your words not mine, you kissed my ass all week..
Janelle: We were friends up until the point you told me you were gunning for me if I came into this game.
Frank: I'm a sarcastic guy.
Janelle: I don't have a sense of humor.
Frank: You have to work on that.
Janelle: I believed you were coming after me.
Frank: It's gonna get one of us sent home this week..
Frank: For someone like me, this is my 1st time through.. If I could have a say in who wins..
Janelle: Oh, I know.. Both times I voted for the person who sent me out.. I feel like, when you get down to the final 7.. Like if Shane went ot the end, I would totally vote for him. He's so nice.
Frank: You thought I wasn't so nice not so long ago.
Janelle: If you made it to the end, I would vote for you. You play the game.. I just hate all the he said she said..
Frank: Maybe we both wouldn't be on the block if you didn't tell everyone I was a big threat all the time..
Janelle: I think it's obvious you're a big threat, Frank.
Frank: I'm one for 6 in comps.. Britney, Me and Janelle are workin' our final 2 deal.. I think that's gonna be in my speech.. The one person I had a final 2 deal with, I'm up on the block against.
Janelle: You are a big threat though..
Frank: How am I a big threat? Flatter me?
Janelle: Say you're in final 3.. Would you rather hold a key in the rain against you or me? I've always sucked at endurance. Everyone knows that.
Frank: So I'm just a physical threat?
Janelle: No.. I think you're one of the best social gamers I've ever seen.
Janelle: I think you're doctor Will status.
Frank: I guess I can believe that. You're not trying to get my vote.
Janelle: THey're such flipfloppers.. Most of them haven't even watched my season. They just know I made it to final 3 twice.. All the guys in my alliances were always targeted before me.. That's why I made it so far.
Frank: Crazy summer.. It's day 33, and I've been on the block 19 days.
Janelle: I think that's a BB record.
Frank: Jessie was up a lot.. No offense to Jessie.. He's not really the company I was lookin' to keep. That's something I worry about.. Them putting me up on the block as a pawn again and again.. But..I've packed my bag every week.
Janelle: That sucks. I've gotta pack mine tomorrow too..
Frank: I guess if I was goin' home against you, it wouldn't be the worst thing.. Better than going home against some of these other people.
Janelle: Being backdoored sucks.
Frank: I know. I couldn't believe not a single coaches name got pulled out of the bag.. Not a coach, not a HGs choice..
Janelle: I feel like I'm pretty close (to going) this week.
Frank: me dos.
Janelle: I've been on the block before, but I knew I was staying..
Frank: Ya'll should'nt have thrown me under the bus as soon as ya'll had the chance.
Janelle: You did it 1st,
Frank: Joe was up there 3 hours after HoH.. after he got his key..
3:54pm - This conversation is frank and fantastic.. and ongoing.. Please watch it on Flashback.
Janelle: You were going home that week. That's why they backdoored you. That's why I know I'm not a pawn. You and I are not pawn material.
Frank: No, we're not.
Janelle: Was your goodbye mean to me? No.. Not at all.. I was giving you props for playing so well. Why.. Did you give me a mean one?
Janelle: Why would you do that??
Frank: I was mad.. I wasn't that harsh..
Janelle: Oh man.. Boogie's is probably so mean..
Frank: I'm sure it is.
Janelle: If I leave tomorrow, I will be home by Friday..
Frank: I can't even conceive of it..
Janelle: Great bed.. house with privacy.. I can't even look at myself naked in the mirror here. I know that probably sounds narcissistic..
Frank: We're all probably a little..
Janelle: I hope not all of the messages are mean..
Frank: I'm sure there not..
Janelle: I guess I would never have won that Veto anyway.. but maybe I could've gotten a prize or something.
Frank: You might've. It was a bit of a crapshoot..
Talk turns to the coaches entering..
Frank: No, he didn't.
Janelle: Yeah, he did.
Frank: No he didn't.
Janelle: Whatever. He called James Rhine, our mutual friend and told him...
Feeds come back and the Frank Janie conversation is abruptly over.. Frank walks past the kitchen counter and grabs meat with caveman intensity.. on his way to the bathroom..
Ourtside on 3 and 4, Dan's chatting up Jenn.. Joe's sitting nearby. Janelle goes out back.
Feed 1 and 2
Frank tells Boogie what just transpired.. Boogie thinks she's trying to lull him into complacency. Frank doesn't think so, and he seems close to touched by her desire for someone to just be honest with her.. and he's glowing about the Dr Will comparison.. He cannot wipe the smile off his face.
What's important is what Frank doesn't say - That Janelle told him Boogie knew he was coming into the game.
OK.. It's time for a blog break before the Wednesday Show viewing party!! :) Please join us back here a few minutes before 8 in a new top post!! :))